Lao Tzu is Hades

Chapter 20: A Bite of Thick Phlegm That Will Throw Everything

"Well, Mr. Jiang is here, let's eat!"

Wu Jingyao picked up the wine glass and tentatively asked, "Would you like to have two glasses?"

Jiang Feng doesn't have the habit of drinking, but when he saw a bottle of foreign wine worth tens of thousands of yuan, he wondered whether to drink it or not, and said: "Okay, give me a whole bottle!"

Wu Jiaxuan said quietly: "Mr. Yin and Yang is doing things, he must abstain from meat and alcohol for three days before and after; this person, hehe, at first sight is a fake! Bragging king!"

Jiang Feng filled a large glass, drank it happily, and smacked his lips: "What is Mr. Yin and Yang! Don't say Mr. Yin and Yang, he is a teacher of Yin and Yang, he is not even a fart in front of me Jiang Feng!"

"Hmph, I'll brag!" Wu Jiaxuan rolled her eyes and ate the food by herself.

Drinking is not fighting wine, Jiang Feng naturally does not use drinking skills, he is drunk after a bottle of wine.

After dinner, Wu Jingyao said, "Mr. Kejiang must have been tired the day before. Go to the room to rest first. When the time comes, I will ask Ah Zheng to call you!"

"Okay, thank you, old man for hosting!" Jiang Feng hiccuped and went to the room to fall asleep.

Watching Jiang Feng leave, Wu Jingyao said to his granddaughter: "Xuan Xuan, be more polite to Mr. Jiang in the future, don't always be stunned by others, they have saved your life!"

"I don't believe it!" Wu Jiaxuan only vaguely remembered that Jiang Feng took advantage of her. She touched her little butt with lingering fear, and said, "There is no ghost in the world, maybe it is a play he directed and acted by himself!"

Wu Jingyao smiled bitterly and shook his head, thinking that these two people are really a pair of small friends!

...

In the early morning, Jiang Feng was awakened by Ah Zheng.

Dropped a drop of bull's tears, prepared an empty glass bottle, and when I went out, it happened that the door next door opened.

I saw Wu Jiaxuan wearing a pink pajamas, with fluffy ears and a small tail, jumping around like a bunny, and whispered: "Hey, bragging king, I heard you want to catch ghosts, take me with you!"

Jiang Feng said: "Aren't you afraid of being possessed by a ghost again?"

Wu Jiaxuan "hummed" and said, "I'm afraid I won't come out! And...I don't believe in ghosts at all, unless I see it with my own eyes!"

Jiang Feng happened to be bored by himself, so he said, "Alright, please satisfy you! Just try to be quiet when you scream later, don't scare your grandpa!"

After turning around in the back building, he didn't find it, and came to the front building after being turned around.

Standing downstairs and looking at it, a room at the end of the second floor was full of evil spirits. It should be the hiding place of the ghost.

Wu Jiaxuan said she didn't believe it, but she couldn't help but her little heart was pounding and she followed Jiang Feng step by step.

"It's so dark!" After entering the room, Wu Jiaxuan was a little scared, reaching out to turn on the light.

Jiang Feng grabbed her little hand and said, "Don't disturb the ghost, he was seriously injured by me last night, and he must be hiding now for healing!"

"Cut, where is it?" Wu Jiaxuan was afraid and expectant.

"I will let you know right away!"

Jiang Feng glanced around and didn't find the shadow of the ghost, but strangely, there seemed to be something wrong with the air conditioner, and black smoke came out of the air outlet.

"It turned out to be here!" Jiang Feng said: "Little girl, get ready to scream!"

After finishing speaking, he spit out a thick sputum of "Bah", passed through the air outlet of the air conditioner, and firmly stuck to the red eyes of the ghost.

Jiang Feng's saliva is the most yang thing!

In an instant, after hearing the sound of "chicks", the thick phlegm burned on the ghost's eyes, and a thick smoke appeared, like sulfuric acid corrosion, giving out a scorching smell.

"what……"

The ghost screamed, showing his true shape.

Wu Jiaxuan looked up and saw a hideous, terrifying monster floating on top of her head, subconsciously hugged Jiang Feng, and screamed: "Ah... a ghost... there really are ghosts..."

In a moment, the voice-activated lights in the aisle were all turned on by her, and even the sleeping male dog two miles away barked.

The cry of a woman is terrible!

Without giving the ghost a chance to respond, Jiang Feng took out the glass bottle and pointed the mouth of the bottle at the ghost, while turning on the air conditioner to maximize the air volume!

"I suck!" Jiang Feng used his right hand.

"Forgiveness... Gods forgiveness... Forgiveness..."

The ghost screamed, and his figure scattered into a mess of gas. Under the combined force of the air conditioner and Jiang Feng, he was finally sucked into the glass bottle.

"Finish!"

Jiang Feng sealed the bottle cap, shook it in front of Wu Jiaxuan, and said, "Do you still believe there is a ghost?"

"Believe! I believe it!" Wu Jiaxuan was so afraid that she would not let go of Jiang Feng.

It was making a noise, and suddenly, the room light turned on.

I saw Wu Jingyao and Ah Zheng standing at the door sleepy-eyed, looking at the two people hugging and hugging, a little embarrassing.

Wu Jiaxuan ran over quickly, pulling Wu Jingyao and saying, "Grandpa, grandpa, ghost! There are really ghosts!"

"Where?" Wu Jingyao's expression changed, and Ah Zheng was even more on guard to prevent any accidents.

Wu Jiaxuan pointed to the glass bottle in Jiang Feng's hand and said, "It was taken by the bragging king!"

The master and servant looked intently, and then they were relieved.

"Mr. Jiang, has Gui Gong been eliminated?" Wu Jingyao confirmed again.

Jiang Feng shook the glass bottle and said, "After a while, I will pee the bubble boy in the bottle, and it will be completely burnt out!"

Wu Jingyao and Ah Zheng glanced at each other, shocked and admired.

No words for a night.

At five o'clock in the morning, Jiang Feng woke up again.

I wanted to tease my little aunt, but when I went to the fourth floor, the swimming pool was empty. It turned out that Wu Jiayi was too busy at work and didn't come back all night.

Jiang Feng was still a little lost.

While eating breakfast, Wu Jingyao casually said: "Mr. Jiang, I heard Ah Zheng said that Jiayi was also infected with evil spirits. Is this really the case?"

Jiang Feng nodded and said, "But the problem is not big, Missy, as long as I use a unique method of'massage' a few times, it can be driven out!"

"That's really begging for you!" Wu Jingyao said, "I wonder when Mr. Jiang will have time?"

Jiang Feng calculated the time, Wu Jiayi's evil spirit should reach its peak on Sunday, so he said, "It's Sunday!"

...

On Saturday night, Ah Zheng went to school to pick up Jiang Feng.

Wu Jingyao originally planned to let Jiang Feng stay for one night first, and then directly treat her granddaughter the next day, but Wu Jiayi didn't expect to return all night.

After breakfast, Wu Jingyao said angrily: "Mr. Jiang, I will go to the company with you, this Jiayi, don't even listen to me!"

Jiang Feng wondered, the scale of the "massage" will be too big later, the picture is extremely spicy, don't cause the old man's heart disease, so he said: "No need to call me, you can call me and let me go by myself!"

"This……"

Wu Jingyao is really afraid that Jiang Feng can't deal with his granddaughter. You must know that she is a strong woman, and ordinary men can't help it.

But he changed his mind and thought again, who is Mr. Jiang? He is not even afraid of ghosts, how could he be afraid of his granddaughter, so he said: "Then there is Mr. Lao Jiang for everything!"

...

Wu's New Energy Co., Ltd.

When he got to the place, Jiang Feng looked up, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven... Good fellow, a thirty-story high-rise building, the little aunt is too powerful, so many people under her care!

Reception hall on the first floor.

A welcoming guest in uniform with a sweet smile came over, glanced at Jiang Feng's school uniform, and said, "My kid, who are you looking for?"

Jiang Feng said: "I'm looking for my little aunt!"

The welcoming beauty said again: "Who is your little aunt? Do you know which department she is in?"

Jiang Feng smiled, showing two rows of neat white teeth, and said, "She's Wu Jiayi, your boss!"

"Mr. Wu?" The beautiful woman Yingbin was stunned for a moment, and secretly thought, "I never heard that Mr. Wu has such a relative, where is such a big nephew?"