Lao Tzu is Hades

"My lord, I'll work out in the morning! It's a model of my generation, and a model of the underworld!"

Just after leaving Su Mei's house, a bull's head's voice came in her ears.

Jiang Feng turned his face to see that it was that old face again, and he felt disgust in his heart!

Yesterday, when I was looking for a fox in Lingshan, this guy couldn't live or die. Now everything has settled, he is here again!

Jiang Feng became more and more angry as he thought about it, and said in a bad mood: "Damn, what are you doing here?"

Bull head said: "The prince calm down! The little one won't give you a New Year greeting! Hey, what about the red envelopes?"

"I'll crush you Gobi!" Jiang Feng sipped fiercely.

Niutou wiped the saliva on his face, and sighed: "The saliva of the prince is fragrant! The small one is like a spring breeze, and it is as sweet as a sweet!"

Every time Niutou flattered, most of it was nothing good, and Jiang Feng had a vague premonition in his heart.

Seeing Jiang Feng ignored himself, Niutou said again: "Master, have you found the seal of Yan Wang?"

Jiang Feng nodded, and said, "By the way! I don't want to be the Lord Yan anymore. You can take the broken seal and don't come to me in the future!"

"That won't work!" Niutou said with a serious face, "There are so many people in our underworld. You are born and died for the Lord. Now is the critical moment. You can't leave us alone!"

Knowing that he would not agree, Jiang Feng was actually complaining, and then asked, "How on earth is this Yan Wang Yin used? Can I go to the underworld vault to withdraw money now?"

"Not for the time being!" Niutou said, "If you want to go to the underworld and withdraw money, there are two conditions that must be fulfilled!"

"Which two?" Jiang Feng knew it was not that simple.

Niutou said: "First, you have to cultivate to the realm of the Ninth-Rank Martial King, or the Ninth-Rank True Man or the Ninth-Rank Arhat. Only when you reach this realm can you go to heaven and earth! Now, Lord, you are still a mortal corpse. If you don’t reach the underworld, you will be eroded by Yin Qi!"

Ninth Grade Martial King?

Jiang Feng is now an eighth-rank martial sage, how long and how long will he cultivate!

Seeing Jiang Feng's heavy face, Niu Tau said, "Master, you don't have to worry too much. We have spent a lot of money to find a master for you, and follow her to practice, and you will be able to go a long way! Tell you quietly, she is still a beautiful woman!"

beauty?

That's not bad!

Jiang Feng calmed down a bit, and then asked, "What is the second condition?"

Niutou said: "The second condition is to find the twelve earthly branches!"

"What are the twelve earthly branches?" Jiang Feng didn't quite understand.

Niutou said: "The twelve earthly branches are bronze statues of the twelve zodiac signs, the child rat, the ugly cow, the Yinhu, the Maotu, the Chenlong, the snake, the Wuma, the Weiyang, the Shen monkey, the chicken rooster, the dog, and the pig. Before you are reincarnated, the lord, you scattered and injected the mana of the seal of Hades into the bronze statues of the twelve zodiac signs and handed them to the twelve great families for safekeeping, so now, you have to find them one by one!"

Jiang Feng said, "Where can I find so many things?"

Niutou said: "The twelve great families are scattered all over the country, but Yanjing has the most, and one city occupies five! Yanjing is the land of Crouching Tigers, Hidden Dragons, so the most important thing for you, the lord, is to follow the master to practice, otherwise, the children of those families You may not return the bronze statue obediently!"

Jiang Feng retreated in his heart and said, "What if I don't find it?"

"This..." Niu Tau said, "The prince does not know that you are the reincarnation of Lord Yan. You can live forever if you eat a piece of meat on your heart! If you don't practice well, you don't find the twelve earthly branches, and you don't take control of the underworld again. , Demons and monsters will come to eat you!"

"Eat me?" Jiang Feng trembled carefully, "Don't you tell me, who the hell knows that I am the reincarnation of Lord Yan!"

Bull head said: "So, you can't abandon us, you must unite!"

This is the fucking threat from Ming Guoguo!

Jiang Feng thought about it, and said: "If you want me to agree, you are all adults, and your salary will not be paid in the future. You can make up it together when you open the treasury of the prefecture!"

"what?"

Niutou didn't think that Jiang Feng had learned cleverness, and if he hadn't seen him for many days, he would have negotiation skills!

He didn't dare to push Jiang Feng too quickly, so he could only agree with tears.

...

While talking, Jiang Feng ran to Chengbei Bay and Meimei took a cold shower.

After landing, I felt much calmer. I just don't know when the beautiful master will come. I can't wait to improve my cultivation!

Passing by a newsstand, I found that the door was locked. After all, I must have eaten dumplings at home on the morning of New Year's Day.

Jiang Feng broke through the door of the newsstand, found paper and pen, prepared to draw an invisibility talisman and wall-piercing talisman, then went back to Su Mei's house and stole the clothes back.

Who knows that he just broke the door open, and suddenly heard an immature scream outside: "Thief!"

Jiang Feng looked up and found an eleven or twelve-year-old girl standing in front of the newsstand, with a ponytail and a large schoolbag, looking at herself in surprise.

Jiang Feng said fiercely: "Don't shout! I'll tell you to press you on the beach, and your mouth will be crooked!"

The little girl was quite courageous, and was not scared away. She rushed behind her and shouted: "Sister, there is a thief here!"

As soon as the voice fell, a handsome, slender, beautiful police flower in a police uniform ran over. The pair on his chest was really big and scary, a lap bigger than Li Xiaolu, and the police uniform was bulging.

The policewoman guarded the little girl behind her, and at the same time she took out her pistol and pointed it at Jiang Feng, yelling: "Raise your hand!"

"I won't raise them, you can take me!" Jiang Feng didn't want to make things big, so he drew the talisman quickly. As long as he painted the talisman, he could get rid of them.

Seeing Jiang Feng's disobedience, the policewoman slowly approached and shouted again: "Raise your hand, otherwise I will shoot!"

Jiang Feng remained unmoved, and with a stroke of his pen, he finally painted the talisman.

At this moment, only hearing a "bang" sound, the policewoman shot!

Jiang Feng only felt that there was a flash in front of him, that he was fine, but the two charms that he painted so hard were actually broken by the policewoman!

"Fuck! You big-breasted girl, deceiving too much!"

Jiang Feng was so angry that he gritted his teeth, "swish", and the man came outside, grabbed the policewoman's pistol with a small trick, and fired five shots at his feet "boom boom boom boom" and hit the bullet Guang, said: "Who is frightened with a broken gun? You know how to shoot a pistol? When I did a pistol, you haven't come to my aunt yet!"

The little girl was so frightened that she wept loudly with a "wow" cry.

After firing five shots, Jiang Feng died of anger, a little apologetic, wondering if he was too violent?

At this moment, Jiang Feng only felt his head "buzz", and his body and limbs twitched inexplicably, just like performing a mechanical dance, and he fainted as his eyes went dark.

Before falling down, Jiang Feng clearly saw the policewoman holding an electric baton in her hand!

Oh shit!

No matter how high martial arts is, I am afraid of choppers!

No matter how you hang your cultivation base, you are afraid of electric batons!