Lao Tzu is Hades

Binhai Garden, Su Mei's house.

Li Xiaolu and Su Mei sat on the bed, relatively speechless, both recalling what happened last night.

After a long while, Li Xiaolu let out a "Yeah" and said: "We seem to have blamed Xiaofeng!"

"Really?" Su Mei was not sure.

Li Xiaolu said, "I remember that we drank too much last night, and we lay on the floor. Xiao Feng took us in."

"But...then you can't sleep together, what kind of style!" Su Mei was embarrassed thinking about it.

Li Xiaolu said: "It doesn't matter if we sleep together or not. I'm afraid that he will use alcohol to mess around and behave nonsense. In case we are pregnant with his baby at the same time..."

"Stop talking!" Su Mei was scared for a while, her eyes glanced back and forth on the bed sheet, but Jiang Feng had torn off the bed sheet by a large part, and she was not completely sure.

Li Xiaolu was more direct, lowered his head to check it, and said: "My place seems to be quite clean, there are no such things, how about you Hu Meizi?"

Su Mei is not as open as Li Xiaolu, blushing and saying: "I'll watch it later!"

"What are you waiting for, I'll help you!" Li Xiaolu pounced directly on Su Mei, "chuckling" and said with a smile, "You Hu Meizi, my husband has been away for five or six years, is it okay?"

"Go to hell! You deer hoof, I really should have Xiaofeng take care of you last night!" Su Mei was frightened and her legs closed.

"Pack me?" Li Xiaolu smiled, "It's right to clean up you! You have been tightening for five or six years, so it's time to find someone to loosen the soil!"

"Wave hoof! My mouth is torn to you!"

The two of you hold me, I hold you, rolling around on the bed, the room is full of spring, smiling and smiling...

After a long quarrel, both of them were tired and panting in bed.

Su Mei looked out the window and said with some worry: "I don't know where to go if Xiao Feng wears so little for the New Year's Day, will there be anything wrong!"

Li Xiaolu also sighed, saying: "If we didn't have Xiaofeng, the two of us would be over long ago, how could we fight like this now!"

Su Mei sat up all of a sudden and said, "No! We have to get Xiao Feng back. We have only one younger brother left. We can't separate anymore!"

...

Jiang Feng opened his eyes and found that he was lying in a cell. Judging from the surrounding environment, it should be an ordinary detention room.

The small cell naturally couldn't hold Jiang Feng. As long as he wanted to leave, he broke it gently and the cell door would bend.

There was a sound of "dada da da" footsteps in the corridor, and the staff came.

"Get up, follow me to get the clothes!"

Jiang Feng was about to leave, and when he heard that he needed clothes, he temporarily dismissed the idea. After all, he was still wrapped in sheets and it was inconvenient to go anywhere.

Go to a large room, take a shower, apply powder, change clothes, take pictures, measure height and weight.

After finishing the set, the staff took Jiang Feng to dinner again, let alone, the food was really good, there were big drumsticks!

Jiang Feng thought to himself, it would be nice to stay here, with food and drink, and free cell accommodation!

After eating and drinking, the staff handcuffed Jiang Feng and led him to the interrogation room.

Not long after sitting down, the door opened and the policewoman came in. The name badge read: Yang Rong, 00034D, which should be a siren.

However, Jiang Feng took a look and found that this might be her bust!

The front numbers such as 34, 35, and 36 refer to waist circumference, while A, B, C, and D refer to bust circumference. Many people think 36D is good-looking, because it was taken off by people who don’t understand. The waist of 36 is called The bucket is waisted, and two grenades hung on it, which can smother you alive!

The really perfect body proportion should be 34D. The waist circumference of 34 is equivalent to the width of a piece of A4 paper. The D cup above is very material. This is the real devil's body!

The policewoman in front of you, Yang Rong, has such a figure!

"Name?" Yang Rong sat down opposite and opened the notebook.

"Jiang Feng!"

"age?"

"I will be eighteen years old soon!"

Yang Rong was taken aback for a moment. It seemed that he didn't expect Jiang Feng to be so young. After a pause, he continued to ask, "What about occupation?"

Jiang Feng said: "Student!"

Yang Rong recorded them one by one, typed them into the computer, and quickly matched Jiang Feng's personal information.

"The student of Du Lei Private Middle School is still an orphan!" Yang Rong secretly said, "No wonder I didn't go home on the first day of the new year and went outside to steal things!"

Yang Rong had planned to fix Jiang Feng. The theft was small, but the attack on the police was serious, and the other party even fired!

However, when he saw that one of his students was lonely and pitiful, Yang Rong felt pity, and said: "I just contacted the owner of the newsstand, and there was nothing to lose except for the destruction of the gate. In this way, call your head teacher to sign. Words, and then you can go!"

"I'm not going!" Jiang Feng wondered if there is food, drink and shelter here, why should I go, and let Fang Qing sign, she knows that she can't strip herself!

"What kind of attitude is this!" Yang Rong patted the table heavily. He didn't expect that the other party would not appreciate it. You must know that the five hundred yuan at the newsstand gate was paid out of his own pocket.

Jiang Feng said with a hippie smile: "I have this attitude, do you bite me if you refuse to accept?"

Yang Rong trembled with anger and frightened him, "Believe it or not, I'll tell you to attack the police with a gun? This is not a joke!"

"I believe you are a ghost!" Jiang Feng said, "You big breasted lady is very bad, and you use an electric baton to shock me!"

"You..." Yang Rong wanted to hit someone, but stretched out her hand halfway and then retracted, saying, "If you like you, just stay here!" After speaking, she turned around and went out.

...

Jiang Feng was happy alone.

But unexpectedly, after less than two minutes, Yang Rong returned, and without a word, opened his handcuffs.

"What does this mean?" Jiang Feng was a little confused.

Yang Rong grumbled: "Someone is released on bail, you go!"

"Bail?" Jiang Feng scratched his head, wondering who is so well informed?

When I arrived in the hall, I saw a classical beauty standing at the door, wearing an emerald green dress, embroidered gold on the skirt, a feather-shaped flower hoop on her head, and plum blossoms printed between her eyebrows. She was dressed in ancient style, like a thousand years. The same came out of the palace before.

Jiang Feng looked left and right, there was no one else except this classical beauty.

Yang Rong impatiently urged: "Go, do you really want to live here forever?"

Jiang Feng realized that the one who bailed himself out was a classical beauty, and wondering who this beauty was, I have never seen it!

Jiang Feng walked over slowly, but for some reason, he shuddered suddenly.

You know, I am a body of nine yang, and I usually like cold water the most. What makes myself shiver is either extremely cold or extremely Yin!

The more Jiang Feng thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong. He activated his fiery eyes and looked up: lying in a big groove!

Where is the classical beauty in front of me, it is clearly a monstrous great demon, with a billowing demon spirit on her body, and the chill is pressing!

Just looking at it, Jiang Feng was sure that this monster's cultivation base was one hundred and eight thousand li higher than his own. According to the current rate of progress, he would not be able to beat the opponent even after one hundred years of cultivation!

"God, monsters!"

Jiang Feng shouted, turned around and ran inside!