Lao Tzu is Hades

Marina Garden.

Standing downstairs at Su Mei's house, Jiang Feng was a little uneasy.

The last time I met was during the Chinese New Year, I put both Su Mei and Li Xiaolu to "sleep". After so long, should the two of them calm down?

Ding Dong...

After pressing for a long time, there is no response inside.

Jiang Feng was about to take a quick glance, and then the door opened.

"Huh, Xiao Feng?"

It was not Su Mei who opened the door, but Li Xiaolu, wearing a pajamas with a messy hair, apparently just waking up.

Seeing Jiang Feng, she looked surprised and rushed forward, clutching Jiang Feng's head tightly in her arms, rubbing his hair and said: "Brother Xiao Feng, you are finally here, my sister wants you to death!"

"Ahem..."

Jiang Feng was almost suffocated by the pair of chests, took a deep breath, and said, "Where is Sister Su?"

Li Xiaolu said coquettishly: "Hu Meizi has gone to the company! Why, do you think she doesn't want me? You are a little eccentric!"

"No, I think both! Both!" Jiang Feng secretly breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that they should not be angry anymore.

In fact, Jiang Feng didn't know that Su Mei and Li Xiaolu were not only not angry, but they felt very guilty in their hearts and felt that they were too harsh on this younger brother!

After hugging for a while, Li Xiaolu took Jiang Feng to his bedroom and said, "Xiao Feng, your school is closed, right?"

Jiang Feng nodded.

Li Xiaolu said: "That's right, we will live happily together in the future!"

With that said, Li Xiaolu took off his pajamas, lay down on the bed, and turned around and said: "Good brother, I heard Hu Meizi say that you are very comfortable with a massage. Give my sister a massage!"

"Oh!" Jiang Feng obediently pressed it up, making Li Xiaolu comfortable, his body twisting constantly.

Jiang Feng's heart was a little confused, but he didn't dare to think too much.

Master said that the first time I had liquid was very powerful, it could burn people to death. I guess it wouldn't work to wear a condom. What if it burns?!

After pressing for 20 minutes, Jiang Feng kept holding it, but Li Xiaolu couldn't help it, and his whole body turned crimson.

Suddenly, she sat up, hugged Jiang Feng, and kissed him on the mouth.

Jiang Feng clicked his head and couldn't help responding.

However, when Li Xiaolu stretched out his hand to undress himself, Jiang Feng suddenly woke up and stood up in shock, saying, "No!"

Li Xiaolu's eyes were red, biting his lip, and said aggrieved: "What are you doing? Look down on my sister? My sister is not a casual person, just... I want to hurt you!"

Jiang Feng waved his hand again and again, but didn't know how to explain it.

Li Xiaolu took the opportunity to rush up again, biting his ear and said: "Come and try, is it Sister Xiaolu is great, or your Sister Su is great!"

Do not listen or not, the eighth chanting!

Must hold back!

Jiang Feng has misery!

Because if you can't help it, you will kill Sister Xiaolu to death!

Jiang Feng took a step back and said: "Sister Xiaolu, you...put on your clothes! I didn't look down on you. On the contrary, I like you very much, but now...really not!"

"No way?"

Seeing Jiang Feng's complex emphasis on these two words, Li Xiaolu "cocked" in his heart, and said to himself: "Could it be... Xiao Feng is ill, where can't it?"

The more Li Xiaolu thinks about it, the more he feels reasonable, and he beckoned solemnly: "Come here!"

"What...what?" Jiang Feng didn't dare to pass.

Li Xiaolu said: "Take off your pants, my sister will check the system for you to see what the problem is!"

"Huh?" Jiang Feng realized that Li Xiaolu had misunderstood him, and said hurriedly, "No need to check, it's okay!"

"Don't shy away from doctors!" Li Xiaolu was angry, and said, "What are you embarrassing about in front of your sister! Hurry up, be good, obedient, take off your pants!"

Jiang Feng's head is big, and I have to wait for Lao Tzu to finish the light, and I must fix you!

But now, it still doesn't work!

He was so upset by Li Xiaolu that he wanted to leave.

When I arrived in the living room, the door opened and Su Mei came back.

"Huh, Xiao Feng!"

Seeing Jiang Feng, Su Mei was even happier than Li Xiaolu. Although she didn't use her chest to suffocate him, she couldn't help but raised her hand and asked warmly.

The siblings were reminiscing about the past, and Li Xiaolu ran out wearing underwear, shocking Su Mei.

She looked at them suspiciously, and said in surprise: "You...you two won't be..."

Li Xiaolu couldn't help but said, pulled Su Mei into his bedroom, closed the door, and whispered: "Hu Meizi, let me ask you something, have you and Xiaofeng done anything like that?"

Su Mei said: "I have told you seven or eight times, no!"

Li Xiaolu said: "You take off your clothes and he massages you. Didn't that time?"

"No!" Su Mei shook her head firmly.

"That's right!" Li Xiaolu said, "I'm telling you a very bad news, Xiao Feng, there is a disease! There is a disease there! You cannot marry a wife!"

"What?" Su Mei was startled and said, "How do you...how did you know?"

Li Xiaolu said: "I just tried it myself!"

"No?" Su Mei still couldn't believe it.

"It's true!" Li Xiaolu said, "With the looks of you and me, not to mention Binhai, but to look at the whole country, what kind of man does not come and leave! But Xiaofeng, we have After so many opportunities, he hasn't moved around. Isn't it what is wrong?!"

Su Mei had never thought about this before. Now that Li Xiaolu has "analyzed" it, she actually feels something reasonable. She nodded her head frequently and said, "No wonder we were in Yangcheng Cui's house before. We both slept on the same bed. Didn't do anything excessive!"

"How about it, let me say it!" Li Xiaolu looked worried and said, "I heard that this disease is very difficult to treat. What should we do if our little brother Xiaofeng can't find a wife in the future!"

"Yes, what should I do?" Su Mei had no idea.

Li Xiaolu thought for a while, opened his notebook, and said, "I search and search online!" After that, "crackling" a burst of random searches.

"How's it going?" Su Mei sat aside, urging her from time to time.

Li Xiaolu studied for a long time, and finally said: "The situation is very serious! It seems that we must do both!"

Su Mei was puzzled: "What does it mean to do both?"

Li Xiaolu said: "One is to improve his physique through diet; the other is to stimulate his hearing, vision, and touch through music, images, clothes, etc., and make him feel!"

Su Mei was confused when she heard it, and said, "How do you do it?"

Li Xiaolu put on his clothes and said, "I'll go out to buy food and props. Please calm Xiaofeng's emotions first and don't let him run away!"

"Okay!" Su Mei nodded fiercely and said, "Leave it to me!"

...

Jiang Feng was watching TV in the living room alone, and suddenly found Li Xiaolu hurried out.

Just then, Su Mei also came out, Jiang Feng said casually: "What's wrong with Sister Xiaolu?"

"It's okay!" Su Mei smiled, sat down next to Jiang Feng, looked at him lovingly, and said, "Xiao Feng, promise elder sister, I won't be angry with us in the future, and stay at home for a few more days. ?"

"Okay!" I haven't seen you for a few months, just because Jiang Feng missed them too.