Lao Tzu is Hades

After eating the demon pill, the Yang Qi is flourishing!

In a short while, the entire Mingyue Lake boiled, and the surface of the lake was steaming, fish and shrimp jumping, so lively!

Originally, all the nearby people fainted due to the "flu", but after breathing the heat from the lake, all of them woke up...

After the sun came out, it was already dawn.

Jiang Feng promised Su Mei to stay in her house for a few more days, bid farewell to Yang Rong and Gu Xiaoyu, and quickly returned to Binhai Garden.

...

As soon as I walked in, I happened to see Su Mei, her hair casually pulled behind her head, wearing a yoga suit.

Seeing Jiang Feng sweating profusely, Su Mei frowned and said, "Where did you go?"

Jiang Feng's eyes were erratic, and he said, "I didn't go anywhere! Get up early, just run downstairs in the morning!"

"I believe you a ghost!" Su Mei gave him a bitter look, and lay on the carpet to practice yoga.

Breakfast is still those: rice field eel, old turtle, bullwhip... Jiang Feng's nostrils are bleeding!

Li Xiaolu looked at it secretly, and leaned on Su Mei's ear and said: "Hu Meizi, it seems that this trick is really effective, wait for the plot of last night to continue!"

Su Mei said: "I still have to go to the company, I'll talk about it at night! Xiaofeng will leave it to you during the day, it depends on your skills!"

"Don't worry, wrap it on my chest!" Li Xiaolu shook his chest, looking confident.

...

After eating, Jiang Feng went back to the bedroom to make up for a sleep.

When I fell asleep, I suddenly felt a movement in the quilt, as if someone got in, soft and fragrant, very comfortable to hold.

Opened his eyes in a daze, I saw Li Xiaolu, wearing a student uniform, curled up in his arms, looking at himself eagerly, and said: "Dad, I want to pee, pee me!"

"I'm going!" Jiang Feng almost choked to death by drooling, thinking that the plot has been upgraded today!

"Dad!" Li Xiaolu hugged Jiang Feng's arm like a baby, pressed one leg on him, pouting, "Don't you hurt Lulu anymore, people want to pee!"

Jiang Feng was both excited and anxious, thinking about "enlightening" the body, he must put it on the agenda as soon as possible.

It's just that Yan Xiyue said, for the first time you have to be with a woman whose cultivation level is higher than her, which is very embarrassing!

For one thing, women with such cultivation bases are rare, and it's really hard to find them; secondly, even if they find them, the other party's cultivation base is higher than one's own, they might die if they are stronger, they can only be tricked.

"Master is a good choice, but I don't want to touch it!"

Jiang Feng sighed deeply in his heart, forced himself to calm down, patted Li Xiaolu a few times, and cooperated with her and said: "Lulu, my dad is tired. Sleep for a while and play with you when I wake up! Obedient!"

Li Xiaolu didn't give up and wanted to say something. At this moment, there was a "ding dong" and the doorbell rang.

Jiang Feng said hurriedly: "Good girl, go open the door and see who it is!"

"Oh!"

Li Xiaolu had to get up, go into battle in a vacuum, wore a set of ultra-narrow student uniforms, and walked with twists and turns.

After opening the door, there was a policewoman standing outside with handcuffs on her left waist and a pistol on her right.

Li Xiaolu was dumbfounded at the time!

what's the situation?

Has the anti-pornography come to the house?

The visitor is not someone else, but the policewoman Hua Yang Rong.

She glanced inside and said, "Excuse me... Does Jiang Feng live here?"

Li Xiaolu had a guilty conscience and didn't hear what the other party was talking about. He thought he was going to be banned for pornography. He slammed the door and ran back to the bedroom to pull Jiang Feng. He panicked and said, "Xiaofeng, it's not good! The anti pornographic team is here to catch us!"

Jiang Feng was a little helpless. He didn't expect to have such a big game today, so he invited "group performers" to help him!

Li Xiaolu was in a hurry, wondering how he would behave if he was caught and appeared on TV!

After thinking about it, she felt that she still couldn't run. After all, the small high-rise building of more than ten floors was not a joke!

Finally she pulled Jiang Feng up and opened the door again, blushing, with little confidence: "I...we are a serious couple, not the kind of relationship you imagine!"

Yang Rong was a little confused.

???

what's the situation?

She had important things to look for Jiang Feng, and it was not convenient for outsiders to hear her, so she reached out to pull Jiang Feng.

Li Xiaolu was anxious when he saw it. He thought Jiang Feng was about to be arrested, so he hurriedly stood in front of Jiang Feng and yelled: "The police are beating people! There is no reason! Everyone, come and see!"

With such a call, soon, the people upstairs, downstairs, the opposite door, and even the next few buildings... But all the residents at home ran over to watch and took pictures with their mobile phones.

Yang Rong was also in a hurry, pushing Li Xiaolu and said, "Why are you a woman?!"

Li Xiaolu clutched Yang Rong's arm tightly, he refused to let go when he said something, and said, "Xiao Feng, you go! Go!"

...

More and more onlookers crowded the corridor.

"What's the matter, little brother?"

"I didn't see this? The original partner came to catch the rape and started fighting with Xiaosan!"

"Oh, the original partner is still a policeman, he's in a good figure!"

"The junior is not bad, he still wears a student uniform! I go, this buddy is really a winner in life!"

"envy, jealousy, hate!"

...

Seeing Yang Rong, Jiang Feng realized that this was not an assistant role invited by Li Xiaolu.

He wanted to pull the two apart, but when he heard the residents talking there, vanity grew spontaneously!

As a result, his face looked like "I'm so painful", but his heart was dark and refreshing, and he put on a melancholy look, looking lively.

Listening to the unbearable discussions around, Yang Rong was ashamed and angry, and finally couldn't help it. She took out her pistol, shot it "bang", and said softly, "What do you look at? Give it to me." It's gone!"

"Go, go, the original is going crazy!"

"Don't, I haven't watched enough yet! It's the first time I saw two such superb beauties fighting and robbing men!"

"Don't look at the little brother, your life matters!"

...

Under Yang Rong's intimidation, the audience gradually dispersed.

Jiang Feng was forced to pretend to be almost the same, and then he pulled the two into the house at the same time and said: "The two sisters don't fight, judging from my years of experience, this should be a misunderstanding!"

"Misunderstanding?" Li Xiaolu didn't react yet.

Although Yang Rong knew that it was a misunderstanding, she became angry and said angrily: "What kind of misunderstanding is not a misunderstanding, I will never end with this big brainless woman!"

Li Xiaolu hates people saying that she has big breasts and no brains, and said, "I am so embarrassed to say me? Look at your own couple, like cows, enough for a family of three to drink for a year!"

"Women quarreling is really cool! A lot to watch!"

Jiang Feng sighed in his heart, but he didn't dare to let it go, for fear that the two of them would not kill them.

So he forcibly pulled Yang Rong outside and saw that there were a few onlookers in the corridor. He simply went downstairs and said, "Sister Big Breast calms down, what can I do?"