Lao Tzu is Hades

"Oh, come here, buy something!"

When he arrived at Yang's house, Zhou Yuanxiang smiled and shouted inside: "Old Yang, come and carry things!"

"Here, here comes!" Yang Yongsheng put down the newspaper and took the big and small bags into the house together.

The meals are already ready, and the table is full.

Yang Yongsheng tried to drink Jiang Feng well yesterday. This time he prepared six bottles of Moutai. Only when Jiang Feng came as a guest at home, his wife allowed him to drink two sips, so he was happier than anyone else.

This meal has been eaten for three to four hours until Yang Yongsheng and Jiang Feng both lie on the table.

Yang Rong wasn't much better. She drank a few big glasses with her father. She usually didn't drink any alcohol because of work. With this drink, she felt her whole body fluttering. The road was unsteady, and the gold star appeared in front of her.

Finally, Zhou Yuanxiang and Xiao Mei supported each other, and finally sent Jiang Feng and Yang Rong back.

"Grandma, let's go back!" Xiao Mei panted with exhaustion and urged.

Looking at the two people lying on the bed, Zhou Yuan raised his eyebrows and bent over and said, "Xiao Mei, you can sleep at my sister's house today!"

"Okay!" Xiao Mei liked to sleep with Yang Rong the most, and she wanted to crawl on the bed.

Zhou Yuanxiang hugged her, took out a sloppy sloppy from her arms, and said, "You go to sleep next door. If you hear anything at night, you will tell grandma truthfully tomorrow. Have you remembered?"

"Remember!" Xiao Mei hugged Shuangwaiwai tightly, extremely happy.

...

I don't know how long I slept.

Jiang Feng was too thirsty by alcohol. He remembered to find water to drink. When he opened his eyes, he found that Yang Rong was being pressed under her body. He wondered: "Big-breasted sister, why did you run into our boys' dormitory?"

Yang Rong was also half drunk and half awake, unable to open her eyes, and muttered, "What the fuck is this male dormitory, this is my place!"

"Your home?" Jiang Feng said, "Did you write your name?"

"It's written!" Yang Rong said, "It's on my ID card. If you don't believe me, you can see for yourself!"

"Where is your ID card?"

"It seems to be on me, look for it yourself!"

Jiang Feng touched Yang Rong's body, unbuttoning one button after another, unfolding layer after layer of clothes, and finally failed to find the ID card, and found two snow-white giant peaks.

As a result, Jiang Feng became more thirsty!

Yang Rong felt a little cold and wanted to pull the quilt, but she hugged Jiang Feng's head, shook it a few times, and said, "Have you found it?"

"No!" Jiang Feng swallowed.

"Crap!" Yang Rong said, "It seems that Qian Xiaohao was tracked down that day, undercover in the Brothers Hall, and lost in the box!"

"No?" Jiang Feng said, "Then go back and look for it!"

Yang Rong said: "I can't walk, you carry me!"

"Okay!" Jiang Feng hugged Yang Rong and wanted to get up, but both fell down, stretched his legs and kicked a few times, and said, "It seems to be in the box, let's find it together!"

"Yeah!" As they said, you touched me and I touched you.

The two drunk people inside were in the Arabian Nights. Hearing the movement, Xiao Mei tiptoedly opened the door and hid outside to listen.

Although Jiang Feng is in a drunk state, his hearing is obviously different from ordinary people. Hearing the sound of footsteps and making a "hush", he leaned in Yang Rong's ear and said, "It seems that the supervisor is here. Call, don't let them see through. !"

Yang Rong frowned and said, "How do you call it?

Jiang Feng said: "I haven't eaten pork and I haven't seen a pig run, just like the last time, it's not a good call! Hurry up, the supervisor is eavesdropping!"

Yang Rong had no choice but to cry out, "Ah...don't...can't stand it...stop..." After yelling a few words, biting Jiang Feng's ear, "Did the supervisor go?"

Jiang Feng listened for a while and said, "It seems that there is not yet, continue!"

Yang Rong said, "No...I'm going to die... Please forgive me... Ah... so awesome..."

...

Early the next morning, Zhou Yuanxiang came and knocked on the door.

Jiang Feng and Yang Rong had been tossing in the middle of the night, and now they were sleeping soundly, Xiao Mei ran to open the door.

"My dear granddaughter, what did you hear last night?" Zhou Yuanxiang pointed to Yang Rong's bedroom.

Xiao Meixiang was not very happy, and said: "Grandma, uncle and sister-in-law seem to be fighting!"

"What?" Zhou Yuanxiang frowned, "How did you fight? Did you see it with your own eyes?"

Xiao Mei shook her head and said: "I didn't see it, I heard it!"

Zhou Yuanxiang said, "What did you hear?"

Xiaomei recalled, and said, "Sister-in-law seems to say that, ah... don't... so awesome..."

Zhou Yuanxiang snickered and stopped her and said, "Okay, my dear granddaughter, don't have to learn, grandma knows!"

Xiao Mei was still worried, and said: "Grandma, did uncle bully sister-in-law?"

Zhou Yuanxiang said: "No bullying, my sister and uncle are fine!" With that, Zhou Yuanxiang praised Xiaomei again, and said, "When my sister and uncle wake up, tell them that someone is looking at the gate of the community, don't Forget it!"

"Yeah!" I heard that my sister-in-law and uncle didn't fight, Xiaomei was relieved, saying that she was worried for a long time last night.

...

Three poles in the day.

Yang Rong woke up first, opened her eyes and saw that she was naked, and Jiang Feng was snoring on her chest!

"Ah!" Yang Rong screamed, slapped up.

Jiang Feng was buzzed by the beat, he opened his eyes and said, "What's the situation with big breasted sister? Why are you hitting me?"

Yang Rong reached out for the clothes, but bowed her head and found that there were two "strawberries" planted on her chest!

Yang Rong was ashamed and angry, and slapped again, saying, "You..."

Seeing Strawberry, Jiang Feng was also shocked, and secretly said: "Sister Big Breast and I will not be...she is an ordinary person, I can't stand it for the first time!"

I lowered my head and saw that although my clothes were messy, but they were all alive, he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's okay, it's okay..."

"It's okay?" Yang Rong slapped the third slap in anger, and said, "You can explain to me, what is going on?"

Jiang Feng was completely fragmented and couldn't remember anything, but he knew that Yang Rong was definitely not much better, so he made up: "Last night I was going to pour some water, you said you have it on your body, just press me to drink it. This strawberry...can't blame me!"

"Fart!" Yang Rong said, "How can I say that kind of thing!"

Jiang Feng said with a guilty conscience: "You... just said it!"

The two were arguing, Xiaomei opened the door and came in, saying, "Sister, where are strawberries? I want to eat strawberries!"

Yang Rong was angry and funny, and said, "You give me a side to cool off!"

"Oh!" Xiao Mei turned around to leave, suddenly remembering her grandma's instructions, and said, "By the way, someone is looking for you at the gate of the community!"

Yang Rong casually said, "Who?"

Xiao Mei shook her head: "I don't know, grandma said it!"

Yang Rong hurriedly put on her coat, and when she buttoned the last button, she suddenly stopped and looked at Jiang Feng and said, "It's not Han Xueer, right?"

Jiang Feng was stunned for a moment. He picked up his mobile phone and took a look. There were more than a dozen missed calls. Finally, there was a WeChat message, which was sent by Han Xueer: I booked a ten-thirty ticket. Come to the airport directly when you see the information!

Jiang Feng looked at the time again, it was ten o'clock, and he ran out while pulling Yang Rong!