Lao Tzu is Hades

"Oh, so capable, I'll go back and try!"

The aunt trembling with her hands, took the Resurrection Talisman, and after two steps, she remembered that she didn’t give the money, and turned around and said: "I’m old, sorry, I almost forgot to give it. You guys should not be cheap. ?"

Seeing that auntie is so pitiful, Yang Rong wanted to say "one hundred", but Jiang Feng did not expect Jiang Feng to say first: "Take it, auntie, don't need money for this talisman!"

Jiang Feng wondered that two hundred yuan was a drop in the bucket for him and could not quench his thirst, but for the aunt, it might be the monthly living expenses of their old couple, so they simply refused to charge it.

"No money?" the aunt said, "How can you buy things without money? How can there be such a good thing in the world!"

Jiang Feng said nonchalantly: "You are our hundredth customer today. We have made a decision before. The hundredth customer will be given a free gift and no money! Go back, madam, slow down the road and be careful of the vehicle!"

The aunt believed it to be true, but still did not go, ran to Jiang Feng and Yang Rong, looked at them up and down, and said: "Young man, young girl, hold your head up, arms outstretched."

"What's the matter?" Jiang Feng and Yang Rong looked at each other, a little confused, not knowing what the other party was going to do.

The aunt said: "I was a tailor when I was young. I made clothes that look good. I will measure your body and I will make you a dress later!"

"No need, madam!" the two said in unison.

The auntie was angry and said with a face: "You look down on the auntie, are you afraid that the clothes I make are too dirty?"

"No, no!" Jiang Feng and Yang Rong gave a wry smile, and had to stand up and straighten their arms.

The auntie stood behind the two and took a look, and said: "It's okay, the measurement is done, let it go!" After speaking, she left.

Watching the back of the auntie going away, the two of them were in a daze for a long time.

After a while, Yang Rong came back to her senses first, turned to look at Jiang Feng, her eyes were a little complicated, and said: "I can't tell, you are quite loving!"

Jiang Feng said: "It doesn't count, normal people would do it!"

...

After dark, there were no people around the city and the river. The two put them out until 8 o'clock in the evening and sold them for a few hundred yuan, and finally closed the stall.

After buying the medicine, go back to the hotel.

Seeing the scattered income of hundreds of dollars, Jiang Feng felt heartache and gloomy.

Yang Rong said, "Don't look like you're bitter and bitter. It's just money. The boat will go straight to the bridge. Don't worry too much!"

"Hmm!" Jiang Feng nodded fiercely.

After taking a shower, Yang Rong took Usuki to pound the medicine. Just as he smashed the medicine, Jiang Feng had washed it out, his upper body naked.

Yang Rong was accustomed to this for a long time, pointed to the sofa, and said with a gentle expression: "Come, lie down, and apply medicine for you!"

Jiang Feng lay down as usual, only to find that Yang Rong's technique today was very unusual!

She used to apply medicine very casually and her hands were too strong, but today, her technique is soft and delicate, just like doing acupressure, and she feels goose bumps!

Jiang Feng's body shook, and said: "You use a little bit of strength, big breasted sister, why is it like having no meal, itchy!"

"Bone bones! Don't you think my strength is too small? Okay, then I'm trying hard!" Yang Rong complained, gritted her teeth with hatred, and increased her strength.

"Ouch... Tap, tap!"

"Don't touch there, it hurts sister!"

"Don't pinch my waist... eh... I can't touch it there! Sister, my sister, I surrender, ah...help..."

Jiang Feng asked for hardships, but Yang Rong yelled, completely convinced, and never dared to make comments.

...

In the afternoon of the next day, after drawing dozens of talisman, the two came to the city river again. They did not expect that today's business would be worse than yesterday.

It was not until the sky was getting dark that a van drove over.

Jiang Feng thought it was coming for business, but saw that all the fortune tellers nearby changed drastically. He rolled up the bedding and ran away, even some of them didn't even want the stall.

"Run, the city management is here!"

It was a "crimp" who was in his thirties, who had been pretending to be a disabled person to fortune telling and swindling money, but now he can't do it anymore.

Seeing that Jiang Fengchu was still there, "The Cripple" cared: "My buddy, don't pretend to be sick, run!"

Of course Jiang Feng wanted to run, but the meridians hadn't been cured yet, so he didn't dare to exert any strength. He smiled bitterly and said, "You are a fake lame, I am really lame!"

"Admire, admire, or you are dedicated! Acting until you even believe it, there will be a period of time later!"

"The Cripple" clasped his fists and got into the opposite street.

...

Jiang Feng knew that he couldn't run away, so he simply didn't run. In the end, he was severely twisted by two city managers and said, "Fine! Two thousand!"

"You guys, don't move him!" Yang Rong raised her eyebrows, snatched Jiang Feng from the two of them, protected him behind him, and said, "Please show your law enforcement certificate!"

"Oh, the liar still knows the law!" The two raised their electric batons, and said, "This is the law enforcement certificate. Would you like to try it?"

The two sides were in a stalemate. At this time, a black Audi A6L stopped nearby.

The car door opened, and a middle-aged man in his forties wearing gold-framed glasses rushed over. It was Jiang Kun who bought a golden gun yesterday.

I saw Jiang Kun roll up his sleeves, without saying anything, slapped the two city managers twice, slapped them, and slapped them, shouting: "Damn, apologies!"

"Jiang...Jiang is good!"

"Sorry, Bureau Jiang!"

I don't know what Jiang Kun's identity is. Anyway, when the two city officials saw him and a mouse and a cat, they didn't dare to put a fart. They bowed and apologized.

Jiang Kun raised his legs with two feet again, kicking the two of them around 180 degrees in place, and said: "Damn, what apologize to me, to the master and the teacher!"

"what?"

"Master? Master?"

The two city managers were taken aback for a moment, and then they realized that the two young men in front of them were actually friends of Jiang Ju!

The two looked at each other, and quickly apologized to Jiang Feng and Yang Rong, their attitude was humble, and they almost kneeled.

"Master, I'm sorry!"

Jiang Kun shook Jiang Feng's hand and said, "How about...I will give them a document from the urban management department and open these two short-eyed boys?"

"Forget it, don't rush to kill like this, it's all for livelihood." Jiang Feng waved his hand, after all, as a sixth-rank martial sage, he shouldn't care about such a small character; besides, the two were also scared by Jiang Kun It's choking.

Jiang Kun kicked the two city managers again, and said, "Fuck you?"

"Get out, get out, get out..." The two of them were relieved and drove off quickly.

...

When there was no one nearby, Jiang Kun held Jiang Feng's hand again and said with excitement, "Master, God! God!"

Jiang Feng was full of confidence in his rune, but Yang Rong was still a little worried, and at the same time curious, couldn't help but said, "What's wrong?"

Jiang Kun said: "After posting your golden gun yesterday, I... really hardened! Ten years ago, my Jiang Kun hardened again! Last night, Yanyan and I worked it out for a full hour, now She is still lying in bed and can't get up. Thank you so much for letting me experience what it is like to be a man again!"