Lao Tzu is Hades

"What should I do? Can't my show come out?"

He Yu pulled Jiang Feng and said anxiously: "Master, you must save Xiu'er, any money is fine!"

Hearing this sentence, Jiang Feng had no worries and asked, "Is there a pasture nearby?"

Ren Feidao: "Can a dairy farm work?"

Jiang Feng shook his head and said: "The cow is a female, and it is a male! Pigs, horses, cows, sheep... as long as they are males!"

Ren Fei thought for a long time, then suddenly said, "I remember there is a pig breeding farm in the western suburbs. The scale is not small. I don't know if it will work?"

"Pig farm? That's great!" Jiang Feng said with joy, "Take me over now!"

Ren Fei's couple is too old and can't stand the toss, so please ask Lao Cai to take Jiang Feng.

Before leaving, Ren Fei gave old Cai a red envelope with tens of thousands of dollars in it, saying it was reserved for work.

...

The pig farm is far away in the western suburbs, and it takes only 30 minutes to drive there.

On the way, Yang Rong couldn't help but said, "Hey, why are you looking for a pig farm?"

Jiang Feng said: "To save Ren Wo Xiu, there are two steps. The first is to draw the fox demon from him, and the second is to kill the fox demon. Going to the pig farm is just the first step!"

"Will the fox demon be attracted by going to the pig farm?" Yang Rong still didn't understand.

Jiang Feng glanced at Lao Cai, not ashamed to continue.

Lao Cai drove for the leader and lived like a human being. He noticed Jiang Feng's expression and immediately put on the headphones, and his voice was adjusted very loudly.

Jiang Feng said: "This fox demon is a big sao. Bulls, rams, boars and even men's spirits are very attractive to her! We went to the breeding farm to collect boars' spirits. , Use this as a bait to deceive the fox demon from Ren Woxiu!"

"Huh?" Yang Rong said with embarrassment, "It's disgusting! Who told you to tell me this!"

Jiang Feng was just dying, and said: "You asked me hardly!"

"Still disgusting!" Yang Rong said with a look of contempt, "You are more disgusting than a pig!"

Jiang Feng: "..."

After a moment of silence, Yang Rong suddenly asked, "That's right, what about the second step? How to kill the fox demon after eliciting her?" She looked at Jiang Feng with a worried expression, and said, "You have a small body now. Can it work?"

Jiang Feng sneered and said: "It's just a fox demon, I just put up a Taoist formation and will kill her in minutes!"

Yang Rong said: "Don't brag, be careful of everything!"

"Ok!"

While talking, the three drove to the pig farm.

On the red wall of the factory building, a line of characters was painted with white paint: Breeding, we are more professional!

It was very late at this time, and the pig breeders had already fallen asleep. As soon as they got out of the car, they heard a series of grunts from the factory.

"It's so embarrassing!" Yang Rong wrinkled her nose, shuffling her feet, looking disgusted.

Jiang Feng turned around and said, "Why don't you stay in the car and Lao Cai and I go in?"

"Don't, I'm not so squeamish yet, just complain!" Yang Rong speeded up and followed the two of them.

After entering the factory, Jiang Feng found the boss and explained the reason.

The boss said: "Our business is charged on a pay-per-use basis, and it costs 100 yuan to collect each time!"

"Money is not a problem!" Lao Cai quickly took out the money and asked Jiang Feng, "Master, how much do we want to collect?"

Jiang Feng glanced around, lifted a plastic bucket from the corner, and said, "A hundred times!"

"One... a hundred times?" The boss was dumbfounded and stumbled. "One hundred times, that's... 10,000 yuan!"

"Yeah!" Jiang Feng said, "Why, don't you have enough pigs?"

"Enough! Absolutely enough! We have nearly two hundred breeding pigs in our farm! Sanjiang white pigs, Landrace pigs, Hunan white pigs and black pigs are available!"

...

Entering the pig room, the boss stopped suddenly, patted his forehead, and said, "We don't have sows here, how can we collect them?"

Lao Cai and Yang Rong also looked confused.

Jiang Feng said, "Don't worry about this, I have my own way!" As he said, he picked up a wooden stick with the thickness of a finger, nearly a foot long, and said, "Just use it!"

When he came to the first room, Jiang Feng squatted behind the breeding pig, and said to Lao Cai and Yang Rong, "You two hold the pig and don't let it move!"

"Good!" The two of them rolled up their sleeves and pressed the pig firmly.

"I'm coming too!" The boss knew that the breeding pigs had great power and strength, so he volunteered to help.

Jiang Feng put the plastic bucket on the ground, with the mouth of the bucket facing the stuff under the pig, holding the wooden stick in his right hand, and stabbing into the pig chrysanthemum!

"Oh..."

In a moment, the breeding pig made a cry of pain and enjoyment.

Yang Rong and three of them were like a big enemy, and they were afraid that it would move.

After struggling for a while, the breeding pig shuddered, and the bottom really came out, sprayed a lot, and all was collected by Jiang Feng in a plastic bucket.

"Okay, next one!"

...

In this way, a few people worked for two hours, until one o'clock in the morning, and finally completed a hundred tasks.

Breeding pigs are different from men.

The average amount of adult breeding pigs is about 200 ml each time. 10 times is 2 liters, 100 times is 20 liters. In the end, the breeding farm owner gave 10 more times, a full 22 liters, filled with a large plastic bucket. Put it in the trunk.

Although the lid of the bucket was tightened tightly, the inside was still embarrassing, especially when the car was bumpy, the smell was absolutely amazing!

...

Back at Ren's house, Jiang Feng found a sack and sneaked into the garden with Yang Rong to pick up rocks.

Yang Rong said uncertainly: "This should be used for formation, right?"

"Yes!" Jiang Feng was a little surprised and said, "Unexpectedly, your mind is not stupid!"

Yang Rong "cut" and said with a smug look: "If I get serious, what can I do with you!" After a pause, he said, "But seriously, do you think I can practice with you?"

"Double repair?" Jiang Feng blurted out.

"Fuck you!" Yang Rong said, "I mean, can you teach me to practice?"

"Yes!" Jiang Feng said, "but we have strict rules in this industry. We have to kowtow to the teacher first, and we have to do miscellaneous tasks with the master in the first three years to show our sincerity!"

"Don't teach you to pull it down!" Yang Rong "humbled" and said, "I learned it by peeking at it myself, and I need you to teach it!"

...

Picking up a sack of stones and carrying a bucket of pig essence, the two came to the second floor of the villa again.

Yang Rong said, "I won't pinch you this time, I deserved to be hooked away by a fox!"

Not to mention that Jiang Feng almost forgot, Yang Rong quickly rubbed two balls of toilet paper to plug her ears so as not to be fooled by the voice of the fox demon.

After preparing, Jiang Feng placed a stone at the door, one on the left and one on the right, forming a big oval. Finally, he put the plastic bucket in the formation and unscrewed the lid.