Lao Tzu is Hades

The meeting place is in an exquisite and elegant coffee shop, the decoration style is similar to that of Starbucks, with transparent glass walls, people inside can see the outside, and people outside can also see the inside.

Although it was past nine o'clock in the evening, the cafe was still full of people, full of arty white-collar workers and petty bourgeoisie who like to pretend.

...

The entrance is a parking place.

Fang Qing parked the car, turned around and looked around for a long time, finally locked his eyes on the corner.

Sitting there was a young man of about 30 years old, thin, in a gray suit, and the global limited edition Citizen Solar Men's Watch on his wrist, showing his background of studying in an island country, and it was Huang Zhexuan, a talented returnee.

Jiang Feng glanced at this person, and felt something was wrong, as if something was missing on his body.

Turning on the golden eyes and looking again, he found that he had only one eye and the other was blind. The right eye socket was filled with something like a glass ball. If you don't distinguish it carefully, it will be enough to be fake!

...

Fang Qing opened the armrest box, took out a box of Aixi women's thin cigarettes, and put it in the bag.

Jiang Feng wondered: "Teacher Fang, do you still smoke?"

"Don't smoke, just pretend!"

Fang Qing smiled mysteriously and said: "You wait for me in the car first. If you see me lighting a cigarette later, go in and find me."

"You still have experience!"

Jiang Feng wondered how many women's routines are, and said: "What about after entering?"

Fang Qing thought for a while, and said: "Let's do it with you, free to play, just get me out anyway!"

"Okay, wrap it on me!" Jiang Feng made an "OK" gesture.

Fang Qing took a picture in the mirror, then traced it again with the lipstick.

Looking at her bright red lips, black silk and high heels underneath, Jiang Feng drooled and said, "That's enough, go to Teacher Fang!"

"I'll choke you to death!" Fang Qing glared at him, preparing to get out of the car.

"and many more!"

At this time, Jiang Feng suddenly thought of another question, and said: "What if you didn't light a cigarette? What if you two look at each other and run to open the room?"

"Fuck you!"

Fang Qing looked at Huang Zexuan, looking like a dark bird; then looked at Jiang Feng, the sun was cheerful, and after the comparison, he said: "I won't open a room with you!"

Jiang Feng shook his head fiercely: "I won't drive you! I am a man with a bottom line!"

...

Jiang Feng watched Fang Qing enter the cafe and looked at it with interest.

The two laughed politely and awkwardly, then sat down for coffee and chatted occasionally.

In general blind dates, girls ask more questions, while boys answer passively. In contrast, Huang Zhexuan seems to be asking questions.

After about five minutes, Fang Qing took out a cigarette from the cigarette case and prepared to light it.

At this time, the beautiful waiter walked over and kindly reminded: "I'm sorry this lady, we are a no-smoking area, if you want to smoke, please move outside and come back after smoking."

Fang Qing didn't really suck at first, and when she heard this, she had to go out.

"Miss Fang, please sit down!"

Huang Zhexuan suddenly called her to stop, motioning her not to move.

Then, he looked up at the beautiful waiter, with a strange light flashing in his left eye, and said politely: "Suck one, it's okay!"

"Oh, it's okay, it's okay!"

The beautiful waiter's eyes suddenly became dull, and she actually turned around and left.

Jiang Feng was about to rush in. Seeing this scene, he was secretly surprised. It was a bit interesting to think about Huang Zhexuan!

...

Huang Zhexuan continued to chat with Fang Qing. The strange thing was that he asked about Fang Qing’s birth date, not about work or life. He said that he had learned some numerology in the island country and could help Fang Qing tell the fortune. .

Fang Qing frowned, she was a little irritable, and she didn't know how to deal with it.

At this moment, Jiang Feng finally arrived late for Shanshan.

He walked to Fang Qing's side, cut off the cigarette in her hand, and touched her abdomen and said, "Don't smoke, it's not good for the fetus!"

?_?

Fang Qing's face was stunned!

But Huang Zexuan was the most confused. He looked at Jiang Feng maliciously and said, "Who are you? Who asked you to come over? What is your relationship with Miss Fang?"

Jiang Feng said, "Brother-in-law, right? I am Qing'er's younger brother, and she is my older sister!"

"Sister?" Huang Zhexuan said with a look of suspicion, "What sister?"

"Dear sister!" Jiang Feng said, "Dear sister during the day and sister at night; call her sister during the day and sister at night!"

Huang Zhexuan's expression turned cold, and he looked at Fang Qing and said, "Miss Fang, is this really your brother?"

"Ah...oh...that..." Fang Qing hesitated and didn't know how to answer, and she acquiesced in disguise.

Huang Zhexuan said: "What's the matter with the fetus? Miss Fang, please give me an explanation!"

Fang Qing was ashamed. Although she didn't care what Huang Zhexuan thought of herself, there were still many guests around.

Jiang Feng said, "I'm sorry, brother-in-law, my sister and I forgot to wear protective measures last time, so we must pay attention to it in the future! If you are with my sister, you should be better to our children in the future!"

"enough!"

Huang Zhexuan threw the coffee cup heavily, dropped 500 yuan to pay the bill, and left the table angrily...

"Hey, let's go too!" Seeing people around him pointing at him, Fang Qing took Jiang Feng and left.

"and many more!"

Jiang Feng looked at the consumption bill, which was two hundred and thirty yuan in total. After he settled the bill, he put the remaining two hundred and seven in his pocket and said, "Go, sister, open the room!"

...

After getting in the car, Fang Qing suddenly changed her face and twisted Jiang Feng's ears and said: "You hapless kid, believe it or not, I will choke you?"

Jiang Feng looked innocent and said, "Old Fang, why did I mess with you?"

Fang Qing said: "I asked you to figure out a way to get me out, how did you do it?"

Jiang Feng said, "Didn't this get you out?"

Fang Qing gritted her teeth and said: "Well, you are trying to ruin me! I really want to find a boyfriend in the future, and no one dares to ask me!"

Jiang Feng said: "Don't worry, it's hard to say if others dare to ask me, but this Huang Zhexuan will definitely come to you!"

"No?" Fang Qing lowered her head and glanced at her lower abdomen, and said, "Everything... the fetus has come out, will he still pester me?"

Jiang Feng nodded and said, "Did he just ask about your birthday horoscope?"

"How do you know?" Fang Qing called out in surprise.

Jiang Feng said, "If I'm not mistaken, Huang Zhexuan should have learned the Five Elements Onmyoji in the island country! Teacher Fang, you have plenty of water, just the kind of person they need!"

"A lot of water?" Fang Qing looked embarrassed, her black silk legs twisted slightly.

Jiang Feng looked down and said, "Don't get me wrong! I mean, you have a lot of water in your five elements, and the five elements are all water. Talents like you are very scarce. It will be of great benefit to them practicing the Five Elements Onmyoji; therefore, I pack Ticket, he won't let you off easily!"

"Five Element Yin Yang Technique?" Fang Qing asked curiously, "What kind of cultivation method?"

Jiang Feng said: "Women are yin and men are yang. Of course, it is to take your yin and make up his yang!"