Lao Tzu is Hades

Ali was wearing a cheongsam with slits, and she looked very pompous.

When she got there, she took a look at Jiang Feng and said in front of everyone: "Take off your pants and check it with your sister!"

"what?"

Jiang Feng looked dumbfounded.

Ali squeezed Jiang Feng's face and smiled and said, "Sister is teasing you! Go, let's go to the bread box, and sister will show you a good look!" Then she forced Jiang Feng away.

Jiang Feng didn't want to "see a doctor", but it was too conspicuous to stay in the hall. It would be nice to go to the box after thinking. When the hall became messy, he rushed out unexpectedly.

With this in mind, Jiang Feng didn't have to be anxious and cooperated with the doctor obediently.

...

Arrived in the box, Ali closed the door, looked at Jiang Feng with a smile, and said, "How old are you?"

Jiang Feng said: "Eighteen!"

Ali said: "Did you talk about girlfriend?"

"Not yet!" Jiang Feng shook his head.

Ali asked again: "Have you ever done it with a woman?"

I rub!

Direct enough!

Jiang Feng shook his head severely.

"I haven't done it?" Ali was stunned for a moment, and said, "I haven't done it, how do you know where it is not?"

Jiang Feng didn't know how to answer.

"Hey, my sister is asking you something!" Ali stretched out her hand and shook in front of him, and said, "I haven't done it, have you ever hit a plane?"

Jiang Feng said truthfully: "Fight!"

Ali said: "When did you find that you couldn't get up?"

Jiang Feng casually said: "About a few months ago!"

"Did you get any stimulation?" Ali asked, "Did you get frightened the last time you hit it? For example, was hit by someone?"

Jiang Feng said: "No, I can't remember it!"

Ali thought about it for a long time, and said: "Come on, stand up, take off your pants!"

"Huh?" Jiang Feng hesitated, "Do you really want to take it off?"

"Of course!" Ali said, "If you don't check, how can I prescribe the right medicine for you!"

Seeing Jiang Feng's embarrassment, Ali started directly and wiped Jiang Feng's lower body clean.

Jiang Feng only felt cold, and looking down, Ali was squatting in front of him. Because of the distance, she could even feel the breath in her mouth.

...

After looking at it for a while, Ali stretched out her hand unexpectedly, "snap" and flicked under Jiang Feng!

"Fuck!"

Being stimulated, Jiang Feng's body was shocked.

However, he dared not expose the fact that he was not ill, and tried to suppress the restless mood, closed his eyes, and the face of Erhua, the famous ugly queen of Class Two in the third year flashed in his mind, unmoved.

Snapped!

Snapped!

Snapped!

Ali played a few more times and gradually increased her efforts.

Jiang Fengqin took his breath, dreaming about how Wang Erhua would confess to him, almost vomiting.

"Okay, put it on!"

After trying for a while, Ali finally stopped playing, stood up, frowning, and said: "Your disease is deeply ingrained and difficult to treat! So, wait for me, I will get the instrument!" After that, Ali turned and went out.

Soon, she came back with a toolbox, opened the box, and took out two electric batons.

When Jiang Feng was stealing something at the newsstand, he was telegraphed by Yang Rong once, which caused a psychological shadow. He was afraid when he saw the electric baton and shivered: "What are you...what?"

A Li turned on the electric baton switch, opened her bow left and right, suddenly stabbed Jiang Feng underneath, and smiled: "Electric shock therapy!"

"Fuck... trough...ni...ma!"

"Isn't it... Chinese medicine? How come there are... electric batons?"

Jiang Feng twitched. After saying this, he rolled his eyes and turned black before he was stunned.

...

"Little Feng?"

"Xiao Feng, wake up!"

Li Xiaolu's voice came in his ears.

Jiang Feng opened his eyes in a daze, only to feel the surrounding mess, rubbed his eyes and said: "Sister Xiaolu? How long have I... been in a coma?"

Li Xiaolu looked at his watch and said anxiously: "It's almost an hour! What should I do? There is a fight in the hall, how can we get out!"

"Fighting?"

Jiang Feng moved in his heart and said, "Don't run around, wait for me here!" After speaking, he opened the door.

Inside the hall, it really turned into a pot of porridge.

Brother Pheasant, Brother Big Fei, I also heard someone shouting "Brother Bupi" and "Brother Haonan"; in short, various small bosses and younger brothers, armed with machetes, fought for a while, leaving the entire hall with limbs Broken arm, blood flowed into a river.

Jiang Feng hadn't seen the battle clearly yet, only felt a "bang" under his feet, and looked down, it turned out to be a box with a snake-head crutches!

"God helps me too!"

Before no one noticed, Jiang Feng put the box into the Qiankun bag, returned to the box, and pulled Li Xiaolu and said, "Sister Xiaolu, let's go!"

"Go? Where are you going?" Li Xiaolu was helpless.

Jiang Feng opened the window and hugged Li Xiaolu directly in his arms. With his toes on the windowsill, the person flew high into the night sky, drew a wonderful parabola, and then landed smoothly.

"what……"

Li Xiaolu was so frightened that he closed his eyes and screamed, clasping Jiang Feng's shoulders with his hands, grabbing bleeding.

"Hey, stop screaming!" After landing, Jiang Feng patted her gently.

Li Xiaolu looked around and found that this was an uninhabited alley, and said blankly: "Where are we...where?"

Jiang Feng pointed towards the window that just jumped down.

Li Xiaolu looked back and realized what was going on. She was so angry that her small fist punched Jiang Feng's chest and said: "You die Xiaofeng, stinky Xiaofeng, you won't tell me in advance so that I can be mentally prepared. Ah! Such a high floor, you scared my sister to death!"

"Hey!" What's more scary is yet to come!

With that said, Jiang Feng took out the wooden box from Qiankun's bag and opened it. There was a snake head crutch standing inside. The handle was a snake head and the rod body was a snake body. It was the sixth bronze statue-a bronze statue of a snake. .

Li Xiaolu looked left and right, wondering: "It's just a bronze statue, it's nothing scary!"

"is it?"

Jiang Feng smiled wickedly, took out the seal of Hades, and exerted a slight force.

Hum!

Being stimulated, Yan Wangyin trembles violently, and follows the black dragon "swish" soaring out. It is tens of meters long and the thickness of a bucket, with a strange luster in his eyes, and endless chills radiating from the dragon scales!

"Nima!"

"Dragon!"

After speaking, Li Xiaolu "hiccuped", rolled his eyes and passed out again.

After the black dragon had swallowed the bronze statue, Jiang Feng collected the seal of the king of Yama, looked at Li Xiaolu who was in a coma, and said to himself: "I told you this time in advance. You can't blame me for fainting!"

With that said, he bent down and picked up Li Xiaolu, hit a car on the street, and went straight to the airport.

...

When I arrived at the airport, Li Xiaolu just woke up, holding Jiang Feng and grabbing and biting. I don't know, I thought she was forced by Jiang Feng.

Jiang Feng said: "No matter how violent you dare, I will let the dragon out!"

"you dare!"

Li Xiaolu shouted bluffingly, but really did not dare to continue beating.

"Okay, stop making trouble, we should board the plane!"

After waiting for several hours, Su Mei was already sleepy.

At this time, Li Xiaolu realized something was wrong, and said: "Why did we come to the airport? Shouldn't we go to the Sun Island scenic spot?"

Jiang Feng said: "The college entrance examination results are coming out soon, I will go back to school to fill in my volunteers!"