Lao Tzu is Hades

"Little doctor!"

Seeing Jiang Feng was about to leave, You Dachun hurriedly called to him and said: "Little genius doctor, my disease...Do you have time to show me now?"

"You, little question, make a prescription, just eat for three days!"

With that said, Jiang Feng took out paper and pen, "Shushushu" and wrote while saying: "Your problem is that you have eaten a very strange parasite called'flesh', which is parasitic in the wild all year round. The body of the titmouse. Once the flesh is parasitic in the human body, the reproduction speed will be a hundred times or a thousand times faster, and their excrement will remain in the human body. If things go on like this, the body will naturally become fat, and it will also increase the failure of your body organs. ."

While talking, Jiang Feng had already written the prescription, and said: "Remember, I'll be leaving after eating for three days!"

"God!"

"Sure enough, a little genius doctor!"

You Dachun froze in place, recalling the past.

I remember that before I had a high fever, I did have a game of game with my friends, including tits!

It's incredible that the little doctor can even figure this out!

"Oh... little doctor wait, your super VIP membership card..."

You Dachun took the card and quickly chased it out.

...

The Beijing-Hangzhou Grand Canal, from Yanjing in the north to Nanhang in the south, was originally excavated by the State of Wu during the Spring and Autumn Period to conquer Qi.

After the Sui Dynasty ruled the world, Emperor Yang of Sui pierced all the canals in the north and south, and now the Beijing-Hangzhou Grand Canal, with a length of nearly 2,000 kilometers, is the second "golden waterway" after the Yangtze River.

It's a coincidence that the source of the Beijing-Hangzhou Grand Canal is between Yanjing University and Jiang Feng's courtyard house.

Standing on the bridge, looking around, the river water is green, bottomless, and several kilometers wide. Today, there are ancient fishing boats on the river fishing.

Just after the dog days, many people were playing in the wild in the river.

Jiang Feng got off the bridge, came to the shore, took off his clothes, plunged in, and joined the army of wild swimming.

The river is tens of meters deep.

Jiang Feng sank all the way until he reached the bottom of the water. He looked at him with glaring eyes. The surroundings were dark, his feet were covered with mud, and he couldn't see anything.

Jiang Feng's cultivation base was high, but after swimming under the water for ten minutes, he was almost too much to eat, so he hurriedly went ashore to rest.

In the afternoon, Jiang Feng went into the water several times, but found nothing.

In the next few days, every day on the way to and from school, Jiang Feng will go into the water to explore, and he has developed a habit.

...

It was the weekend in the blink of an eye.

In the hot weather, Jiang Feng wore a vest and went out in the afternoon.

As soon as I got out of the room, I saw Pan Mudan pushing an electric car to go out, with a large package on the back seat.

"Sister Mudan, didn't you go to work?" Jiang Feng said hello.

Pan Mudan shook his head and sighed, "The garment factory has stopped work. I don't know when I can go to work!"

"Work stopped?" Jiang Feng said, "Why work stopped?"

"This..." Pan Mudan looked around, then stopped talking.

Jiang Feng smiled and said: "There are four people living in this courtyard. Sister, you are afraid that outsiders will hear you!"

Pan Mudan blushed embarrassedly.

The young woman's blush is more attractive than the girl's blush. Looking at her delicate and attractive face, white skin, and her short skirt and flesh-colored stockings, Jiang Feng has an impulse for a moment.

Pan Mudan said: "That's it, our garment factory is haunted!"

"Haunted?"

"No!"

Pan Mudan said: "The night before yesterday, someone in the dormitory heard a female ghost singing. Seven people were led by the ghost to jump off the building. Last night, seven people jumped off the building. As soon as the boss saw the panic, he stopped work and waited for the master. Let’s drive away the female ghosts before starting work.

Jiang Feng said: "When do you have to drive away the female ghost?"

"Who knows!" Pan Mudan said with a sad look, "No, I'm not doing anything at home, I will set up a stall outside and earn some pocket money!"

"Sister Mudan, you are really inspirational, and you can't be free for a moment. You are really a model of working women!" Jiang Feng praised half-truth.

Pan Mudan was embarrassed by the praise, looked at the time, and said: "It's four o'clock, I have to grab my seat!"

"I too!"

Jiang Feng and Pan Mudan went out together, walked for a few minutes, turned a few turns, and were still on the same road.

Seeing that the Grand Canal was approaching, Jiang Feng couldn't help but said, "Sister, where are you going to set up a stall?"

"The riverside!" Pan Mudan said, "The river is cool, there are many people, and there are street lights at night. I put them there yesterday, and I made more than 200 yuan in five hours!"

"Awesome!" This time, Jiang Feng praised from the heart.

How can I say that Pan Mudan used to be a young grandmother of a wealthy family. Now she goes to work in a clothing factory and set up a stall. She can actually earn money and is a virtuous woman!

If you can marry such a top-quality woman who is thrifty and capable of keeping a house, you can have fun!

...

When he arrived at the canal, Jiang Feng helped set up a stall together, selling a wide variety of things, such as socks, underwear, nail clippers, washbasins... everything.

After setting up the stall, Pan Mudan wiped off his sweat, took two underwears to Jiang Feng, and said, "Xiao Feng, you can wear these two underwears, they are selling well!"

Jiang Feng said: "You keep the money to sell, it's not easy!"

Pan Mudan said with a mysterious look: "These things are expensive, but the purchase price is very cheap. Take them and wear them!"

Jiang Feng still didn't want to, shook his legs, and said, "I don't wear underwear in summer, so it's more airy and cooler!" Then, he went to the bank below and said, "I'll go swimming first, and come up later. Find you again!"

Just like a few days ago, Jiang Feng explored the bottom of the water again, coming up to take a few breaths every ten minutes; in this way, he found it dark, but there was still no new discovery.

"I'm a little hungry, let's eat!"

Jiang Feng went ashore to get dressed, flicked his hair, and came to the top to see that the business in front of Pan Mudan's stall was really good. After a while, he earned 50 or 60 yuan!

Taking advantage of her leisure, Jiang Feng walked over and said: "Sister, let the stall go here first, I invite you to dinner!"

Pan Mudan said: "No, I'll eat the stall after get off work, you go first!"

Jiang Feng covered the stall and took her directly to the opposite noodle shop, saying: "Let's go, just a few steps, come back after eating, you won't be able to make money!"

"You...oh... cover it up well, don't let anyone steal it!" Pan Mudan was speechless for a while, but was dragged away by Jiang Feng.

Fortunately, the place to eat is very close to here, and you can see the stalls in the noodle shop.

Soon, the noodles came, two bowls of pork noodles with pickled vegetables.

Jiang Feng ate with relish, but Pan Mudan didn't move his chopsticks much. After tasting a few mouthfuls, he frowned and said, "It's too expensive, and the taste is not good! A bowl of noodles costs fifteen yuan, which is not as delicious as I made!"

As the saying goes: the speaker is not intent, the listener is intentional.

Pan Mudan just complained casually, but Jiang Feng heard the business opportunity from it.

However, before the time had come, Jiang Feng resisted not saying, thinking about it and waiting for the time to come, before discussing with Pan Mudan.