Lao Tzu is Hades

"What does black fungus look like?"

Lin Qi still didn't understand, she shook her head and said, "Black fungus is black fungus, what is it like? Can you eat it?"

"You can eat too!"

Jiang Feng said: "Tell me, there is an organ in the human body!"

"The organs in the human body?" Lin Qi looked at Jiang Feng and said, "I guessed it! It's the ears, right?"

"No!" Jiang Feng said, "Don't look at me, men are not called black fungus, they are called bananas!"

After a while black fungus, another banana, Lin Qi became more and more confused!

Jiang Feng said: "Just remind me again, women have them, but men don't!"

"Women only?"

At this time, the scope has shrunk a lot, because of the physical differences between women and men, there are only a few points!

But after a long time, Lin Qi still couldn't guess and shook her head blankly.

Jiang Feng almost vomited a mouthful of old blood!

If it was another woman, Jiang Feng would directly demonstrate it.

But Lin Qi was too pure, Jiang Feng was reluctant to blaspheme, so he carefully took Lin Qi's hand, touched it under her, and said: "Here, touch it, does it look like?"

"what?"

Lin Qi was so stupid at that time, she remembered for a long time and took her hand away, her ears were red with shame.

For a long time, Lin Qi hesitated and said: "It doesn't seem to be...it's not like it, how can it be so dark!"

Jiang Feng said: "Then what color is yours?"

"The pink one!" Lin Qi didn't hesitate to say it, her face blushed again, thinking I was telling him why, she was so shy!

Jiang Feng said, "I'm a fan now, but... if you do too much of that kind of thing, you will be blacked out!" At this point, Jiang Feng shook his head and said, "But it is not necessarily. Women are fans all their lives!"

"It's dark... how ugly it should be!"

"If I have been a fan all my life, that would be great!"

Lin Qi thought to herself, I didn't pay attention to it when I went to the bathhouse before. Next time I go to take a bath, I must look carefully!

After discussing the topic of fungus, Lin Qi said: "By the way, have you eaten yet?"

"No!" Jiang Feng said, "I'll come to you for dinner!"

Lin Qi said, "I'll treat you today. Last time I said I would invite, but I became you again!"

Jiang Feng said: "What do we share with each other? You are my fungus and I am your banana!"

Lin Qi had already faintly guessed what the banana meant, and she didn't dare to talk more.

...

Lin Qi was a tutor last week and made thousands of dollars.

But Jiang Feng was reluctant to let her spend the money, so he ate the Mala Tang for six yuan.

In the afternoon, the last class was over and it was almost six o'clock.

Lin Qi had no class in the afternoon and came to Jiang Feng's class in advance to study philosophy with him. After class, the two went to the school gate together.

...

In front of the school, a flaming red super sports car-Bugatti Veyron was parked, which attracted the attention of almost all passers-by.

Men love to play sports cars, women love to be played in sports cars.

A boy once asked his girlfriend: "Would you like to sit on a bicycle and laugh, or sit in a BMW and cry?"

The girlfriend replied: "In contrast, I would rather lie in a Rolls Royce and be beaten out by the sun!"

The charm of luxury cars can be seen from this!

The Bugatti Veyron is the sports car among the sports cars, the best among the best, and the price is not inferior to Rolls-Royce!

No woman can refuse this temptation!

...

At this moment, there were three people standing in front of the car. In addition to Wu Yifan and Han Shiya, there was also a boy who looked like a rat and was chewing hot dogs.

This person is the owner of this car-Wang Sicong.

Although Jiang Feng doesn't play cars, he has also heard of the name of this car.

The Bugatti Veyron, which normally costs more than 25 million yuan, can be said to be a touchstone for distinguishing ordinary rich and super rich.

Han Shiya's family background is very good, but compared with Wang's family, it is also insignificant, unable to drive such a luxury car.

"Sister Lin Qi, you are here!"

Seeing the two, Wu Yifan hurriedly greeted him and pointed to Wang Sicong and said, "Introduce, this is the junior senior of our economics department, Wang Sicong, senior Wang!"

Jiang Feng naturally didn't recognize Wang Sicong, he saw the dead fish eyes of this guy, and everyone rolled his eyes.

Lin Qi heard from her roommate that he, this person, had enlarged the belly of seven girls in the past two years; among the girls, the word-of-mouth polarization was very serious!

Some people praised him for being passionate, because he can get a million yuan to make up for him by giving him a baby; but more people say that he is abusive, because in his eyes, a woman is a tool of entertainment.

"Hello senior!" Out of courtesy, Lin Qi greeted her.

Wang Sicong looked swayed and looked at Lin Qi, as if he was already in his pocket.

As for Jiang Feng, he didn't even look at it.

"The hotel has already been booked, shall we go now?" In front of the rich, Wu Yifan played the role of steward.

Lin Qi looked around, wondering: "Where are the other members of the cheerleading team?"

Wu Yifan said: "They have arrived at the hotel early, and they are rehearsing cheerfucking!"

...

Obviously it was not the first time Wu Yifan did this kind of pimping. He took the initiative to drive; the co-pilot sat with his girlfriend Han Shiya.

In this way, Wang Sicong and Lin Qi are about to sit behind.

What needs to be explained is that two-seater sports cars are commonly used in Bugatti Veyron; however, for the domestic market, a four-seater was specially introduced for the domestic market, which has more space and is suitable for direct shock in the car!

Wang Sicong used this car, and I don't know how many women have been shaken by it!

In the past, those girls who admired vanity saw the car door open and went straight in; but strangely, today, Wang Sicong waited in the car for a long time, and Lin Qi hasn't come in yet.

"Sister Lin Qi, get in the car!"

Wu Yifan urged.

Lin Qi smiled and shook her head, and said, "I can take Jiang Feng's car, you can lead the way!" With that, she happily went up to Jiang Feng's Wuling Light.

Wu Yifan and Wang Sicong looked at each other, both dumbfounded.

"Wuling Light?"

"Damn! I'm not mistaken, am I? This fucking also calls a car?"

"Labor and capital exchange for a car wheel, enough to buy you eight!"

...

Wu Yifan and Wang Sicong have cooperated many times, but this is the first time they have missed!

Not to mention female college students, the two have drove to bars and nightclubs, and played a lot of gold worship girls; even the famous young models, and even third- and fourth-tier female stars, have played a lot!

No woman can refuse the temptation of a Bugatti Veyron!

But, unexpectedly today, the two of them slumped in front of a little girl!

"Xiao Wu, what's the situation?" Wang Sicong was a little dumbfounded, finally unable to pretend.

"Maybe... she doesn't recognize the license plate!" Wu Yifan could only be so round.

Han Shiya hurriedly said: "This Lin Qi is the best at pretending, she is trying to catch it!"

"Yaya is right!" Wu Yifan said, "Wang Shao, when I get to the hotel, I will kill her with Martell, and see if she still pretends!"

"All right!" Wang Sicong said, "I have been playing League of Legends recently. I haven't touched a woman for a long time. Have a good time tonight!"