Lao Tzu is Hades

"Brother Dog? Brother Donkey is useless!"

Jiang Feng snorted coldly, stepped on the two of them, and said, "Say, what should I do with you?"

"Brother forgive me! We were all deceived by Sun Ergou's terrapin, so let us go!"

"Yes, big brother! From now on, we will be the guardian of the Peony Noodle Shop. No, we are the guard dog. Who dares to make trouble? Our brothers are the first to let him go!"

The two of them were crying and vowed.

Jiang Feng didn't need to entangle with such a small person, looked at Pan Mudan, and said, "Sister Mudan, what do you say?"

"I?"

Pan Mudan was upset, wondering how I knew what to do.

Seeing that the big head and the small head were so pitiful, Pan Mudan turned around and went into the kitchen, brought out two more bowls of noodles, and said, "Eat first!"

The two were overjoyed and got up to sit down.

At this moment, they suddenly noticed that Jiang Feng's eyes shot out two cold rays, and they trembled all over, then stopped again.

"Xiao Feng..." Pan Mudan yelled softly and said, "They are not easy either."

"Go!" Jiang Feng was relieved.

"Thank you, brother! Thank you, brother!"

The two dared to sit down, holding the bowl and gorging themselves.

After the two of them finished eating, Pan Mudan picked up the fifty yuan from the ground and put it on the table and said: "Take it to buy a piece of clothing and wear it, and don't go on a crooked road again!"

The two had experience this time, so instead of taking the money, they looked at Jiang Feng.

"Take it!" Jiang Feng said, "I hope you can do it yourself!"

"Thank you brother!"

"Thank you sister-in-law!"

The two of them took the money, knocked their heads against Jiang Feng and Pan Mudan, and finally ran away.

...

The last "sister-in-law" made Pan Mudan blush and shy.

I saw that she was like a little woman, squeezing under the light, her apron swaying gently, water was overflowing in her eyes!

Jiang Feng looked fascinated, and Pan Mudan's plump waist and hips swayed to make him hot.

Jiang Feng "gudu" swallowed his saliva, only to feel thirsty and intolerable, so he could not wait to crush Pan Mudan into his arms and suck it up!

"what's up?"

At this moment, Ju Jingwei couldn't help coming out from inside, interrupting Jiang Feng's thoughts.

"Ah... it's nothing, the two little gangsters have collected the protection fee on my head!" Jiang Feng chuckled.

"Then how are you? They didn't hurt you?" Ju Jingwei walked to Jiang Feng's side and looked back and forth with a look of concern.

"I'm fine!" Jiang Feng said, "The person who can collect my protection fee is not born yet!"

...

After eating the noodles, it was past nine o'clock in the evening.

It was a sweltering weather, but suddenly it was windy, as if it was going to rain.

Pan Mudan said: "You two go back first, I'll clean up and leave."

Ju Jingwei pulled her and said, "Let's go together, Sister Peony, it's the weekend, go home early to rest!"

As soon as the voice fell, an electric light flashed outside.

In an instant, the whole night shines like day!

After a full three seconds, only a "boom" was heard, a thunder and thunder burst, shaking the eardrum of the person, and even the ground under his feet was shaking.

Pan Mudan and Ju Jingwei yelled "Yeah" and screamed at the same time, subconsciously leaning on Jiang Feng's left and right, holding his arm respectively.

A few more seconds passed.

Wow...

The heavy rain poured down like a waterfall, and the sky and the earth were foggy.

Soon, the streets were filled with stagnant water. Although the stagnant water continuously drained into the Grand Canal through the sewer, it still piled up nearly a foot deep.

It’s close to the river and it’s not bad. In the next few streets, the stagnant water has spread to people’s waists. Not to mention ordinary cars, even off-road vehicles with high chassis are pulled over and turned off.

In less than an hour, the entire Yanjing City traffic was paralyzed, and countless people ran home in the rain, seeking a sense of security.

Some people brought umbrellas with them. They were lucky. They didn't expect that when they opened the umbrellas, they were all rolled up by the wind and hung upside down on the sycamore tree on the side of the street. They didn't even know where they were blown!

...

"It's over, I can't go back if I think about it now!" Ju Jingwei sighed softly, like a flat ball, her ass sat on the chair, slightly deformed.

Pan Mudan stood at the door, and soon his body was swept wet by the rain.

She was so frightened that she closed the door quickly and said to herself: "It's strange, the weather forecast didn't say there was rain, so why did it rain suddenly? It's said that Yanjing hasn't had such a heavy rain for many years!"

Not only are citizens talking about it, but news is also being broadcast on TV.

"Dear audience friends, good evening everyone, welcome to Yanjing TV "Ten Minutes in the Evening", I am today’s host Xiaodan. We are now on the Youth Road. You can see that the stagnant water here is already When I reached my knee, the roadside was full of cars...ah..."

Halfway through, the host Xiaodan suddenly screamed!

It turned out that a whirlwind blew up, blowing up her skirts, and the pure white panties inside were broadcast live to the citizens of the city through the camera!

Not only the skirt, but the buttons on her coat were blown off by the wind. Soon, the white shirt was drenched in the rain, and the pink hood inside was clearly visible. The oversized D-cup gave the people of the city a "big wave" of welfare. !

Of course, there are also some older grandfathers who can't bear it, looking for a quick-acting heart-relief pill while looking for a cup.

...

The three of them were watching TV intently. They were a little embarrassed to see this scene.

Pan Mudan pretended to slobber, and Gu left and right talked to him, saying: "It's not easy for a TV station host to do news in such bad weather!"

Ju Jingwei deeply agreed, and said: "We are also entertainers, more than ten degrees below zero, we must wear skirts and backless clothes, sometimes in the middle of the night, it is better to be an ordinary person!"

The two were chatting fiercely, but Jiang Feng's expression became serious.

The whirlwind that just appeared on the TV scraped the host Xiao Dan's skirt, and everyone's attention was on Xiao Dan.

However, only Jiang Feng found that the whirlwind came a bit strange, revealing an evil spirit!

There must be a vision in the sky, there must be evildoers!

"It seems that there are old monsters in Yanjing City about to come out! I don't know if it is a blessing or a curse to me!"

Jiang Feng sighed with emotion.

...

I thought the rainstorm would come and go in a hurry, but I didn't expect it to get bigger and bigger.

Seeing that it was twelve o'clock in the morning, there was no intention to stop outside. The heavy rain was accompanied by the raging wind, like a wild beast roaring in the darkness.

Fortunately, there is a bedroom in the noodle shop. There is a big bed in the bedroom. Although the bedroom is small, it has bedding, air-conditioning, and fans.

But how can three people live with one man and two women?