Lao Tzu is Hades

Ju Jingwei said, "Whether anyone is covering it, it's your turn!"

Fu Yanjie said, "Then you have to be careful! I heard that those who betrayed Dayu usually have no good end. Be careful one day you are disfigured by the sulphuric acid! A handsome face like you, in case it is really ruined Rong, I'm afraid that no one will dare to ask for the money in the future! Haha!"

After speaking, Fu Yanjie looked at Jiang Feng again and said, "Teacher Xiaoju, your taste is quite unique. No wonder I haven't talked about boyfriends before. I like this kind of poor amateur!"

Although Fu Yanjie was brazen and ruined Jiang Feng for nothing, she had to admit in her heart that the big amateur boy in front of her was indeed good-looking. If he entered the entertainment industry, he would definitely be a niche player.

Ju Jingwei was trembling with anger, her face pale.

She said she could bear it herself, but she couldn't swallow this breath when she said Jiang Feng!

However, Fu Yanjie has always been known for her acrimony and sharp teeth. For a while, Ju Jingwei was speechless, and she didn't know how to turn back.

...

"Fu Yanjie, right?"

Jiang Feng showed a sunny smile, looked at the plastic bag in her hand, and said, "The cucumber you bought! Do you know what can cucumber do?"

Fu Yanjie shook her head.

Jiang Feng asked again: "Do you know what can eggplant do?"

Fu Yan Cleansed her complexion a bit, she still pretended to shake her head, and said, "I don't know."

Jiang Feng asked again: "Do you know what can eggs do?"

Fu Yanjie was surprised: "Egg can also be used?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Fu Yanjie realized that he had been tricked!

This is not an indirect admission, I know what cucumbers and eggplants do!

Nearby shop assistants and passers-by couldn't help but snickered, even Ju Jingwei burst into laughter.

...

"You little cricket, you...what's your identity, dare to talk to me like this!" Fu Yanjie was so angry that she couldn't imagine that she would be put together by a teenage boy.

"Who am I? I am someone you can't afford!" Jiang Feng snorted coldly.

"Little brother, you're a bit crazy when you talk like that?" At this moment, Lei Yonghao beside Fu Yanjie couldn't help but interrupt.

"Oh, there's an old guy here!" Jiang Feng looked at Fu Yanjie with a smile, and said, "Yes, you, everyone else is a C debut, you fucking have a B debut! But! Why did you find such an old gun, it’s not very easy to use? Would you like to buy a few more steel pipes? Just use cucumbers, it will be troublesome if it is clipped!"

"you……"

Fu Yanjie was so scolded that she even wanted to rush to beat someone.

Lei Yonghao grabbed her and said, "Xiaojie, forget it, what's the difference between ordinary people like this, we should go to the 4s shop to see the new car!"

Fu Yanjie’s birthday was at the end of the month, and Lei Yonghao promised to give her an Audi A7.

Hearing this, Fu Yanjie turned anger into joy, holding Lei Yonghao's arm, and said affectionately: "Haohao, you are so kind to me!"

"Little fool, I'm not good to you!" Lei Yonghao squeezed Fu Yan Jie's nose with his hands, almost squeezed off the prosthesis stuffed inside, and said, "You are the purest in the world. Girl, for you, I am willing to give my whole world!"

"vomit……"

Jiang Feng couldn't listen anymore, pretending to be vomiting, and said: "Nima! Still a little fool, and the cucumber is almost the same!"

"Little brother, it's almost okay, don't be aggressive!" Lei Yonghao snorted coldly, leading Fu Yanjie and said, "Xiaojie, my pure little angel, let's go!"

...

"and many more!"

Jiang Feng suddenly called to the two of them.

"What's wrong with you?" Lei Yonghao stopped, really angry this time, thinking about you endlessly.

Jiang Feng looked at him a few times and said, "Are there two red bumps on your left and right thighs?"

Hearing this, Lei Yonghao was taken aback at the time and said, "How did you know?"

Jiang Feng snorted coldly, and then said, "In the past week, has the following started to itch and blisters?"

"You...how did you know?" Lei Yonghao was surprised again.

Jiang Feng said again: "Wake up in the morning, do you have a fever all over your body and have to take anti-fever medicine every day to restore body temperature?"

"You...you..." At this moment, Lei Yonghao was speechless, his eyes showing fear.

Because everything Jiang Feng said was the truth, these symptoms had troubled him for a month, but there was no time to go to the hospital for examination.

Jiang Feng said: "If I'm not mistaken, you are infected with 27 kinds of venereal diseases such as syphilis, gonorrhea, herpes..., and if you don't receive treatment, within a month, you will ulcerate and die!"

Lei Yonghao's head buzzed, his face turned pale.

Jiang Feng said: "If you don't believe it, you can poke your heart with your fingers, is there a tingling sensation? If so, it means that the virus has invaded your internal organs, and the gods can't save it!"

Lei Yonghao tremblingly stretched out his hand and poked his heart.

"Ouch!"

With this jab, Lei Yonghao was in cold sweat and almost fell.

"This...this is a little genius doctor!"

Lei Yonghao looked at Jiang Feng in astonishment, and said, "Little brother, help...help me!"

Jiang Feng said: "Saving you is of course easy! But you are not curious, how did you contract 27 kinds of STDs at the same time?"

"Yes indeed!"

"How did I get these dirty things?"

Lei Yonghao muttered a few words, turned his head slowly, and finally looked at Fu Yanjie.

In recent months, I haven't even touched my wife, and I've only been with this girl. Could it be that... she infected me?

...

Hearing the conversation between the two, Fu Yanjie was shocked.

"Hao... Hao Hao, Brother Hao, don't listen to this little craziness talking nonsense, my illness has been cured long ago... No, I am not sick at all, you can't doubt me!"

"Brother Hao, didn't you say that... to be each other's little angels? We must trust each other!"

Fu Yanjie's voice was shaking.

At this moment, a fat and fat old woman wearing gold and silver rushed over, holding Fu Yanjie down and beating her.

"Damn, little watch, you dare to seduce my husband if you have a venereal disease, so that I also get sick, and my old lady can't kill you!"

This old woman is the original wife of a great director and is known for her pungency.

She had just found Fu Yanjie's whereabouts from a private investigator and brought people over.

...

Soon, Lei Yonghao also joined the battle group. He kicked Fu Yanjie directly when he went up.

"I'm fucking Nima's little bitch, still a little shit, pretending to be pure in front of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu hit you with a cell phone!"

...

There is a mess over there.

Here, Jiang Feng finally reached out and touched Ju Jingwei's hair, and said, "Have fun and feel better now?"

Ju Jingwei nodded fiercely, grabbed Jiang Feng's right hand, clasped his fingers tightly, you inserted me, and I inserted you.