Lao Tzu is Hades

Jiang Feng took out a few talisman and turned all the killer's body into ashes, standing at the door of the kitchen, looking at Mu Feiyan's room in a daze.

It was two or three o'clock in the morning, and Mu Feiyan's room was still lit, and he didn't know what to do in it.

In any case, I would like to thank someone for this today!

If it weren't for Mu Feiyan, Pan Mudan, Ju Jingwei, and even Teacher Liu Yi's noble and silvery beauty would have suffered a great deal tonight!

...

Jiang Feng walked over gently and knocked on the door three times with a "dongdongdong".

"No smoke, are you there?"

Jiang Feng deliberately wanted to thank others, his tone was a bit flattering; Feiyan, yelling very cordially.

"What's the matter?" Mu Feiyan's still cold voice came from inside.

Jiang Feng had prepared a thousand words to thank him, but when he heard the other party's tone so cold, he suddenly felt like he was thrown with cold water, and he couldn't remember anything.

Mu Feiyan always has this ability, a word, a look in his eyes, it seems to be a thousand miles away!

Jiang Feng thought for a long time, and said, "That...what happened today, thank you!"

"It's okay, it's easy!" Mu Feiyan said, "I just don't like being disturbed when I practice."

really!

Sure enough, he is a cultivator, he admits it!

Jiang Feng said: "No smoke, what is your cultivation base? If we have time, we can learn from each other..."

"No time!" Mu Feiyan interrupted him very simply.

Jiang Feng was embarrassed for a while, but fortunately, Mu Feiyan didn't even open the door and couldn't see his embarrassed expression.

Jiang Feng said: "Let's do it like this. You did me a big favor today. I will invite you to dinner when I have time!"

"No time!" Mu Feiyan still didn't give him the slightest chance.

...

"by!"

Jiang Feng was embarrassed at first, but now a little angry.

What a proud little girl!

How arrogant you are, don’t you have two milks and a hole?

How arrogant you are, don’t you also want to eat, go to the toilet and get papa?

How arrogant you are, you are not...

"squeak……"

Jiang Feng was cursing in his heart, and suddenly the door opened.

Looking up, Mu Feiyan stood in front of him.

"Is there anything else?" Mu Feiyan frowned slightly, seemingly unhappy.

"No... it's okay!" Jiang Feng Shengsheng swallowed the curse.

Mu Feiyan said: "If it's okay, I'm going to sleep! Also, don't call me'Feiyan' anymore. Not everyone can call it that way, only my relatives can!"

After speaking, she closed the door mercilessly and turned off the lights.

...

Jiang Feng was stunned for a full 30 seconds, and finally squeezed out the word "rely".

Originally, he was really grateful to Mu Feiyan, but he didn't expect that the little lady would be so arrogant and unkind!

"Grandma's!"

"Believe it or not I will consecrate you?"

Jiang Feng originally just cursed casually, but after thinking about it carefully, it is really feasible!

Nie Lingyu is late, and Master Yan Xiyue is even less visible. If there are other candidates, that would be great!

As for Mu Feiyan, there is a great possibility!

"If you find a chance, you must try her cultivation base. If her cultivation base is lower than yourself, you definitely can't do it; and if her cultivation base is higher than yourself...hehehe!"

"But... if you are higher than me, I can't beat her. According to her personality, if I use strong, will I be slapped to death by her?"

"Forget it, first try and try, and then make the next step. Maybe there is a chance! Labor and capital are the landlord, and I am afraid that she will be a tenant!"

Back in the room, Jiang Feng threw the big bear aside and fell asleep with Ju Jingwei in his arms; in his head, he was still thinking about how to test out Mu Feiyan's cultivation...

...

Knowing the enemy and confidant will never end in battle.

To find an opportunity to test Mu Feiyan's cultivation base, we must first understand her living habits.

Since then, Jiang Feng came back every day after school, and stayed at home all day on weekends, secretly observing Mu Feiyan's every move.

Hard work pays off.

After a week of observation, Jiang Feng finally felt a little rule.

He found that Mu Feiyan didn't go to bed until three o'clock in the morning and got up at ten in the morning.

After waking up, her first thing is to go to the toilet. It should be the big one. Stay in the toilet for about ten minutes. At 12 o'clock in the evening, she will go to the toilet again. This time it should be small. About minutes.

From ten to twelve in the morning, Mu Feiyan was supposed to be practicing martial arts in the room. Occasionally, he could hear the sound of small footsteps in the room and the sound of moves slapped in the air.

If you want to test the other's cultivation base, you must not just break in. You must pretend to be in the yard by chance.

...

That morning, at 9:50, Jiang Feng had been squatting in the toilet; seeing that it was ten o'clock, he put on his pants and prepared to go out, and had a "random encounter" with Mu Feiyan.

Sure enough, as soon as he arrived in the yard, Mu Feiyan walked over.

Jiang Feng's heartbeat accelerated, and the distance between him and Mu Feiyan was getting closer and closer.

Seeing that Mu Feiyan had already come to him, Jiang Feng said "Ouch", his legs softened, and the whole person fell directly on Mu Feiyan's body!

The energy of each cultivator is stored in the dantian at the lower abdomen; if you can touch Mu Feiyan's dantian, that is, touch her lower abdomen, you can roughly guess her cultivation level.

Jiang Feng's tricks were sufficient, even he believed it.

Unexpectedly, Mu Feiyan reacted faster than him. With a "swipe" the ground, the whole person almost flew up in a horizontal direction, and dodged five meters away, with a guarded expression on his face and a little angry said: "What are you doing?"

"Amazing!"

"This can't touch you!"

Jiang Feng fell to the ground and said, "I'm sorry, I'm squatting on the toilet. My legs are numb. Didn't it hurt you?"

Mu Feiyan didn't answer him, and went into the women's toilet.

...

The toilets in the courtyard are not like those in the community.

This kind of toilet is like a small house with eaves on it to protect it from wind and rain, and a sewer below. After the excretion is finished, the faucet can be turned on to flush out the excrement directly. Although primitive, it is very hygienic.

The most important thing is that the men's toilet and the women's toilet are in the same small house, with only one wall in the middle; although they can't see each other, they can hear the sounds clearly!

Jiang Feng had just failed the trial, and was a little unwilling to enter the men's bathroom quietly.

Jiang Feng hid next door, his heartbeat was even faster than before!

After calming down, I could even hear Mu Feiyan's "popping" sound because of his exertion; fantasizing the picture on the other side of the wall, Jiang Feng felt that he was really wretched!

"The reincarnation of Lord Yan Wang, the fifth-rank martial sage, is actually reduced to this level, it is shameful!"

Jiang Feng was scolding himself in his heart, but his expression couldn't hide his excitement and excitement.

...

One minute, two minutes...Nine minutes, the sound of the tap from the opposite side came, and Mu Feiyan was done.

Immediately afterwards, there was a creaking sound, it should be Mu Feiyan lifting his pants.

After hearing the sound of footsteps, Jiang Feng left the men's room again, almost synchronized with Mu Feiyan.

When he reached the door of the toilet, Jiang Feng repeated his old trick, "Ouch", and continued to lie down on Mu Feiyan.

And his hands, one after the other, blocked Mu Feiyan's back and forth, and he smiled in his heart: "Look where you hide this time!"

"presumptuous!"

Mu Feiyan finally got angry.

I saw that she didn't avoid it. After a soft drink, she slapped Jiang Feng's Tianling Gai with a palm!