Lao Tzu is Hades

Hu Cheng has recently taken a fancy to a piece of land and wants to open another restaurant.

Coincidentally, his master Qi Zhenwei also took a fancy to that piece of land and wanted to open the martial arts hall there.

Qi Zhenwei himself was embarrassed to say so clearly, so he let his son come first, to give Hu Cheng a good word; otherwise, if he speaks directly, he may be suspected of taking it.

...

As the saying goes, brothers still settle accounts!

Although he and Qi Zhenwei were mentors and apprentices, Hu Cheng didn't want to give up the land, so he pushed back.

Unexpectedly, with this excuse, the master's son simply refused to leave.

This beard eats, drinks and has fun in his restaurant every day. In just one week, he spent a small amount of 100,000 yuan, and the female students also played five or six, and they caused trouble for themselves!

Hu Cheng wanted to get him away, but he hadn't been recruited, and if things got froze, Master would not be easy to explain.

But when he saw Jiang Feng's method, Hu Cheng suddenly saw a glimmer of hope.

If you can make friends with such a master, even if Master Qi Zhenwei goes out in person, he may not be afraid of him!

...

Hu Cheng has determined his strategic thinking, and rushed to Jiang Feng and said: "Little brother, I am very fond of you when I see you, why don't we go for a few more drinks?"

Jiang Feng waved his hand and said, "No need, I'm full!"

Hu Chengdao: "Then... what about tomorrow?"

Jiang Feng said, "I'll talk about tomorrow's things tomorrow!"

Hu Cheng said: "Well, tomorrow I will let my hand pick up the little brother!"

...

"Damn!"

The two were chatting, and Yao Chunlei behind him suddenly cried out in pain.

I saw her expression was abnormally painful, her cheeks were hot and sweaty, and her limbs were trembling slightly.

"Chun Lei, what's the matter with you?" Chen Biting looked concerned, and said at a loss, "Jiang Feng, you are coming soon, Chun Lei... she seems to be out of work!"

Jiang Feng walked over quickly, put his palm on Yao Chunlei's belly, and said to himself: "It should be almost done!"

As he said, he looked at Hu Cheng and said, "Brother, can you help me with things?"

Hu Cheng was anxious to get into a relationship with Jiang Feng, and said with joy, "Little brother, you can tell me if you have anything to order!"

Jiang Feng said: "Go get a toothpaste and a bottle of realgar wine; besides, a big iron pot and a pot of rapeseed oil!"

Hu Cheng said: "Is the pot supported here?"

"Yeah!" Jiang Feng thought for a while, pointing to the willow tree in front of him, "just under the tree!"

"okay!"

Hu Cheng let Ruyan go to get the toothpaste, while he went to the kitchen to find the chef to latte and realgar wine.

...

Soon, Ruyan brought the toothpaste, and Hu Cheng also led someone to set up the big iron pot. The pot was full of rapeseed oil, which was scorching hot.

The female students and guests all looked at this side curiously, whispering from time to time, not knowing what Jiang Feng was going to do.

Jiang Feng helped Yao Chunlei up and said, "It may hurt a little later, you have to bear with me!"

"Yeah!" Yao Chunlei nodded fiercely, and said, "As long as I can take out the things in my belly, it proves that I am not pregnant, even if I die, I am willing!"

"Silly girl, how can I die if I treat you!" Jiang Feng pretended to smile lightly and said, "Come on, open your mouth!"

Yao Chunlei opened her mouth obediently.

Jiang Feng squeezed a sip of toothpaste, dipped his index finger, and reached into Yao Chunlei's mouth, rubbed the toothpaste on her throat, and said, "What does it feel like?"

"It's a bit cool!" Yao Chunlei frowned and said, "I still want to vomit!"

"Just want to throw up!"

Jiang Feng held Yao Chunlei in one hand, "swish", and people had already flown to the willow branches, and everyone was exclaimed.

...

"Ah...it hurts!"

I don't know if it was stimulated by the smell of toothpaste, Yao Chunlei's stomach cramped again, and said: "It...is moving, as if biting me!"

"It's okay, let it out right away!"

Jiang Feng grabbed Yao Chunlei's ankles with both hands, stood on the branch, and lifted her upside down, facing the oil pan below.

"vomit……"

Yao Chunlei retched, but after vomiting for a long time, she couldn't vomit anything, and her body trembled more severely.

Jiang Feng continued to hold Yao Chunlei upside down with his left hand, and the index and middle fingers of his right hand were brought together to poke Yao Chunlei's perineum!

The perineum of a woman is the middle part between the chrysanthemum and the yin.

Being poked in the perineum, Yao Chunlei was almost dying, her body was tight, her pores were shrinking, and even her internal organs were convulsed.

With this contraction, the space in her body became narrow, and the thing in her belly couldn't hide.

Just hearing Yao Chunlei's "vomit" sound, it seemed that something was swimming out of her mouth!

...

"It's a snake!"

"It's actually a white snake!"

Under the eyes of everyone, only a white snake with the thickness of a thumb swam out of Yao Chunlei's mouth, spitting out a long snake letter!

However, perhaps because of the danger of the big iron pot below, the white snake only showed a snake head, but refused to swim all out!

Jiang Feng's eyes were quick and his hands were quick, two fingers pinched the white snake's seven inches, "brushed" the whole snake out, and slammed it into the big iron pot below!

boom!

The White Snake was thrown into the oil pan, splashed with oil, and everyone around the audience took a step back in fright.

But, strangely, that white snake was not dead!

I saw it struggling to swim around in the hot oil pan, even trying to crawl out.

Jiang Feng shouted at Hu Cheng: "Brother, Hu Cheng, pour realgar wine in!"

"Huh? Yes... yes yes..."

Just now Yao Chunlei vomited a white snake, and Hu Cheng, like everyone else, looked dumbfounded. It was not until Jiang Feng repeatedly urged that he recovered and quickly poured a whole bottle of realgar wine into the pan.

laugh……

A burst of green smoke rose, and a burnt smell came from the oil pan!

Finally, the white snake rolled a few times, no longer tossing, and finally burned into a scorched stick floating on the oil surface.

...

Jiang Feng let out a long sigh of relief, and jumped back to the ground holding Yao Chunlei, and said: "How are you? Can you hold it?"

"Well, it's okay!"

Yao Chunlei nodded stubbornly, but when she looked down, her stomach was still a little bulging, and she wondered: "This is...what's going on? Why hasn't the stomach disappeared completely?"

Jiang Feng said, "Those are the nutrients accumulated by the white snake, which can also be called the white snake's placenta; I will help you massage it, crush the placenta, and spit out these things, and you will be completely cured!"

Yao Chunlei couldn't wait to say: "Then you hurry up and massage!"

"This..." Jiang Feng looked around and said, "Let's go to the locker room!"

"Why?" Yao Chunlei asked casually.

Jiang Feng said: "Although the placenta is in your belly, you can't directly massage your belly with your hands; otherwise, if you are not careful, your internal organs, heart, liver, stomach... will be damaged by me. !"

Yao Chunlei said: "Where do you want to press?"

Jiang Feng looked below her and said, "The place where you just poked you!"

"what……"

Yao Chunlei immediately flushed, because the perineum of a woman is too private!

She lowered her head and said, "Then... let's go to the locker room!"