Lao Tzu is Hades

Chapter 354: Tell a Joke

Busy till nine o'clock in the evening, there are basically no customers in the shop.

Jiang Feng said: "Auntie, senior sister, let's close the door and go back!"

"Huh!" Gentle washed his hands clean, took off his apron, and said, "Mom, let's go!"

Ling Yangling said: "Where are you going?"

Gentle said: "Go to the dormitory, Jiang Feng arranged a dormitory for us, three rooms and one living room, it is nearby, the famous Oriental City Community!"

Ling Yangling smiled and said: "Go ahead, I'm not used to living in a big house, isn't there a bedroom in the noodle shop, I just live in it, you go!"

Jiang Feng said: "Auntie, you are in poor health and you just left the hospital; you have to come to the store to help, so I agreed, how can I let you live here again, let's go, the elder sister will clean up the room for you Up!"

"Yeah, mom, let's go together!" Gentle also urged.

Ling Yangling couldn't bear the soft and hard blisters of the two, so he had to go with them.

...

For the previous three days, Jiang Feng had lived in a courtyard house.

Originally, I planned to have a good intimacy with my senior sister today; but now that other people's mothers are here, Jiang Feng naturally didn't dare to make a mistake, after taking a shower, he went back to his room obediently.

The elderly are accustomed to going to bed early and getting up early, and the lights in Ling Yangling's room are turned off early.

Jiang Feng watched TV for a while, and at about eleven o'clock in the evening, he was about to turn off the lights and go to sleep.

"School brother, are you asleep?"

Just about to turn off the lights, suddenly, a gentle voice came from outside.

"Hey, it seems that senior sister misses me too!"

Jiang Feng was overjoyed. He couldn't wait to get out of bed and open the door. He hugged him gently, and said, "I didn't sleep, what's the matter, sister, miss me?"

Blushing gently, struggling a few times, and whispered: "Don't talk nonsense, my mother is next door!"

Jiang Feng bowed his head and kissed her on the cheek, and said, "What are you afraid of, this is more exciting!"

Gentle didn't dare to continue talking nonsense with him, pulling him and saying: "That's it, the light in my room is broken, you help me see what's going on!"

"That's it!"

When he came to the gentle room, Jiang Feng tried it, and sure enough, all the lights in the room were off.

If only one light does not turn on, it should be a bulb problem, but all the lights do not turn on, most likely the line is faulty.

Jiang Feng explained the reason, and said: "Today is too late, the property is off work, I will ask the electrician to come and have a look tomorrow morning!"

"Okay!" Gentle said with an aggrieved look, "But, without lights, what should I do if I am afraid?"

Jiang Feng said: "Go to my room. Let's sleep together. It's not like I haven't slept before!"

"That won't work!" said softly, "tomorrow morning, if my mother sees me coming out of your room, I will be ashamed!"

Jiang Feng said: "Why don't I be here with you?"

Gentle anger: "That's not the same! You are in my room, I am in your room, what is the difference?"

Jiang Feng said: "I will put you to sleep and I will leave and go to my own room!"

"Huh... this method is okay!" Gentle moved in her heart, but she was still a little worried, and said, "However, you have to say something, you must not rely on it then!"

"Don't worry!" Jiang Feng said, "When have I spoken?"

...

At the moment, the two climbed onto the bed in the dark.

Lying tenderly in the quilt, thinking of Jiang Feng by his side, I really felt a lot of security.

However, Jiang Feng kissed himself for a while, and smelled himself again for a while, which made him feel hot and itchy; he was quite sleepy, but after being teased by him for a while, he actually lost sleep.

Jiang Feng stayed with him for half an hour, seeing Wen Rou still tossing there, and said, "Are you still asleep?"

"No!" Gentle moved her body aside and said, "Don't touch me, you are like this, how can I sleep!"

Don't touch you?

Jiang Feng had a smirk in his heart, and secretly said: "Don't let me touch it now, you will beg for me to touch it later!"

"Let me tell you a joke!" Jiang Feng said, "You can fall asleep with a smile!"

"Okay!" said with a gentle expectation, "Speak!"

Jiang Feng whispered: "A couple always quarreled. Once, the two quarreled again. The husband was angry and killed his wife by mistake, and then buried her body in the backyard. A few days later. , The man finds it very strange, because the child hasn’t seen his mother for a week, but he doesn’t ask where his mother has gone! The man is really curious, so he can’t help asking the child, why are you not at all when his mother is not at home these days Are you in a hurry? The child replied, I feel so strange, why do you always carry your mother on your back, father?"

After three seconds of silence, a gentle scream of "Yeah" followed the whole person into Jiang Feng's arms, shivering!

"You... a big liar! It's a joke, it's a ghost story!" Gentle hugged Jiang Feng tightly, frightened.

Jiang Feng pushed her aside, sat up, and said, "I won't touch you anymore, you can sleep at ease! By the way, be careful of what is crawling on your back!"

"You... don't go!" Gentle and scared tightly grasped Jiang Feng's arm, and said, "You big liar, bad guy, you... you scared me on purpose, you are too bad!"

Jiang Feng "hehe" smiled and said, "Aren't you driving me away?"

"Don't go, you are not allowed to go tonight!" Gentlely grabbed Jiang Feng and refused to let go, trying hard to keep myself from thinking about the ghost story just now, but the more so, the more the picture appeared in my mind, and he waved it away. Don't go.

Jiang Feng said, "What should I do if Auntie sees it tomorrow morning?"

Gentlely said: "You have to get up early so that your mother is not allowed to see it!"

Jiang Feng thought about it, now that he is asleep, who cares about tomorrow morning, so he lay back in the big picture, put his arms around tenderly contentedly, and fell asleep.

...

The next morning.

It was just getting dark, and Ling Yangling's voice suddenly came from outside the door: "Girl, mom is going to the noodle shop first, you should also get up early, don't sleep in bed like you are at home!"

Gentle opened his eyes in a daze, and mumbled: "I know Mom, I'll get up in a while...ah..."

Halfway through, she suddenly screamed, because she suddenly discovered that Jiang Feng was still in her bed, hugging herself tightly, sleeping soundly, and her mouth was still drooling!

This scream not only awakened Jiang Feng directly, but also frightened Ling Yangling outside.

Ling Yangling walked to the door and said, "What's the matter, girl?"

"Don't! Don't come in!" Gentle said, afraid that her mother would break in, "No...it's okay, just now a gecko fell off and fell on the bed!"

Ling Yangling originally wanted to push the door and come in and take a look. Hearing this, he turned around and went out, muttering: "This silly girl, it's all early winter, where are some geckos from..."

Confirming that my mother has left, he took a long and gentle breath, looked at Jiang Feng with a full face, and said: "You killed me! I...I will never trust you again!"

Jiang Feng looked innocent and said, "I didn't do anything, senior sister!"

Gentlely said: "I didn't do anything, why did you run into my bed?"

Jiang Feng said: "I was walking here last night, who was holding me and refused to let go?"

"you……"

But he could only defend gently, so he got up so angry that he got dressed and said: "If you love to sleep, go to sleep, I'm going to work!"