Lao Tzu is Hades

I have talked with Yu Fei's wife, and have seen each other; but, she is so resistant to herself, how can she make her fall in love with me?

Jiang Feng's confidantes and beauties who are willing to die for him are countless; however, today faced with Shi Yufei, who is hard to eat, he has no idea!

Consecration cannot be delayed!

Otherwise, once she got those keys, maybe she would never have a chance to see her again!

If Concubine Shi Yu can't fall in love with herself in a short time, then she can only use her strength!

Mu Feiyan was in a similar situation at the beginning. After being touched all over his body, he would sleep a few times with his arms around him, and he would naturally fall in love with you.

Women, that's it!

But the problem is that Concubine Shi Yu, Martial Saint of the third rank, and the Ice and Fire Dragon King of the dignified Shenlong Sect, it is not so easy to use her strong!

Apart from other things, her skill to breathe fire and cold at the same time is enough to drink a pot by herself!

How can I break this trick?

...

Jiang Feng thought as he walked, completely ignoring the path under his feet, and finally walked to the farm in the manor.

The farm grows organic vegetables, pure natural crops, without any chemical fertilizers, all fertilizers are made of manure!

Jiang Feng thought about things in his heart, but when he didn't pay attention, he "puffed" and fell into the cesspool!

"Like a big trough!"

Jiang Feng was so stinky all over, he climbed up quickly, ready to take a bath.

At this time, in front of another manure tank not far away, the manure digging worker's movements caught his attention.

I saw the manure digging worker holding a large manure spoon in each hand, and both arms exerted force at the same time. The two large manure spoons scooped up two spoonfuls of manure and swayed them in the vegetable shed in front of them!

"what……"

Seeing this scene, Jiang Feng's inspiration flashed!

Concubine Shi Yu's technique of ice and fire is like big dung. If you can learn the skill of dung-digging workers, it seems hopeful that it can be resolved!

Jiang Feng stood there and watched for a long time, and secretly wrote down the place where the dung-digging worker exerted his strength.

However, this is not enough, and some changes need to be added. This is not what the dung-digger can teach him.

...

Jiang Feng continued to think about the idea of ​​cracking the art of ice and fire.

Back in the room, Tang Xiaoxiao was startled, clutching his nose and said, "Uncle, did you fall into the cesspit?"

"Ok!"

Jiang Feng was still thinking about martial arts tactics, and he casually responded and went into the bathroom.

After taking a shower, I feel much more comfortable.

At that time, Tang Xiaoxiao was lying on the bed and playing with her mobile phone, and the famous song "Youth Practice Manual" was playing on the TV.

Follow my left hand and right hand in a slow motion

Slow motion replay with right hand and left hand

This song, give you happiness

Did you fall in love with me

...

Hearing these words of lyrics, Jiang Feng's heart moved, as if he had faintly got something!

He suddenly raised his head, watching the dance moves of the three boys on the TV, changing his left hand to the right, and the right to the left...

hiss……

If this action is combined with the action of the dung-digging worker, wouldn't it just be able to resolve Master Yu's trick of ice and fire?

Jiang Feng was overjoyed, madly crazy, standing in front of the TV with a bath towel, imitating the actions of the three boys.

Because I was too involved, I didn't notice the bath towel slipping off, and I was naked, making gestures.

...

"Ah, what are you doing, uncle?"

After Tang Xiaoxiao played a game, he was shocked to see Jiang Feng's appearance.

Jiang Feng then came back to his senses, put on the bath towel, jumped onto the bed with a "rub", and grabbed Tang Xiaoxiao's little hand and said: "I have realized it! I have realized it! Haha!"

Tang Xiaoxiao curiously asked, "What have you realized?"

Jiang Feng was eager to try, and said, "Smile, so, you come and hit me with two punches, and both hands come over!"

Tang Xiao smiled and said, "Uncle, you are so good to me, I don't want to beat you!"

"It's okay, hit hard, my uncle orders you!" Jiang Feng's eyes flashed with hot light.

"Okay then!" Tang Xiaoxiao clenched two small pink fists and said, "Be careful, my fists are very heavy!"

"Come on, baby!" Jiang Feng can't wait!

Tang Xiaoxiao strode steadily, and with a "hey", both fists struck Jiang Feng at the same time.

Jiang Feng sang "Youth Training Manual" silently in his heart, with both arms exerting strength, a slow motion in his left and right hands, greeted him!

I saw him push with both hands like this, unloading all the strength of Tang Xiaoxiao's fists, and drew an arc-shaped circle in front of him, and all his power hit the air behind him!

"Yeah!"

Tang Xiao laughed and screamed, all the power of both fists was blown into the air, his body immediately lost his center of gravity, his legs trembled, and the whole person threw himself into Jiang Feng's arms in embarrassment.

Jiang Feng hugged her steadily, and kissed her on the forehead by the way, overjoyed: "How about it? Amazing, right?"

Tang Xiaoxiao was kissed, without realizing it, she danced and said, "Uncle, what kind of skill is this, it's amazing, please teach me!"

Jiang Feng said in an old manner: "This is the kungfu that my uncle just created. As for the name..." Jiang Feng thought for a while, and said, "Just call it the magical skill!"

"Magic art of digging manure?" Tang Xiaoxiao frowned, "What is this bad name?"

Jiang Feng said: "Although the name is broken, the skill is great! Come, if you don't believe it, try again!"

At the moment, the two rehearsed several times.

No matter how hard Tang Xiaoxiao exerted herself, no matter how weird her fists were, she was always restrained by Jiang Feng's dung-digging skills!

In ten minutes of work, Tang Xiaoxiao was hugged dozens of times by Jiang Feng, and kissed dozens of times. In the end, she was burned out of fighting spirit and dispirited, and said, "No more fun, no more fun, no fun at all!"

After rehearsing with Tang Xiaoxiao, Jiang Feng also gained a lot of new insights into the magic of dung extraction, and said: "Come on, smile, stand up, don't you want to learn, my uncle teaches you!"

"Hurrah!"

Tang Xiaoxiao suddenly became interested again, and under Jiang Feng's teaching, he began to study seriously.

However, Tang Xiaoxiao has always been a little princess, a eldest daughter, and with so many martial arts from the Tianshan Sword School, she has no perseverance to learn, and Jiang Feng's own magical skill for dung extraction seems simple, but actually requires physical strength and balance. Extremely high!

After ten minutes of practicing, Tang Xiaoxiao could not find a knock on the door, and gradually lost interest.

...

After staying in the hotel for a few days, the people of the Tianshan Sword Sect finally arrived.

Jiang Feng was also preparing to leave, returning to school to meet the final exam.

When they were parting, Tang Xiaoxiao smiled and said, "Uncle, what should I do if I miss you in the future?"

Jiang Feng said: "Don't worry, it's winter vacation right away. I'll go to Lijiang City and the Tianshan Sword Sect to play with you!"

"Really?" Tang Xiao smiled suspiciously.

"Of course it's true!" Jiang Feng squeezed her little face, and said, "When did my uncle lie to you! By the way, don't tell anyone about us, your brother and your dad are not good!"

Tang Xiaoxiao nodded fiercely, and said, "This is our little secret, no one will tell it!"

"Good!" Jiang Feng rubbed her hair and went away.