Lao Tzu is Hades

"I believe you a ghost!"

Tian Pujun was so angry that he yelled at him, and quickly got out of the car to chase Jiang Feng.

...

Jiang Feng ran in front and stopped at the entrance of the ancestral hall.

I saw that this ancestral hall was very large and grand, with three brick houses, seven or eight meters high, occupying a small half acre of land.

In front of the house is a long corridor with six stone pillars standing on the left and right, supporting the whole house.

There is a couplet at the entrance of the ancestral hall.

No, maybe it can't be called a couplet, it's just a warning: fireworks in the daytime, you can only enter in the dark.

"What the hell?"

"The donkey's head is wrong with the horse's mouth!"

Jiang Feng cursed and walked into the corridor at the entrance of the ancestral hall.

A long brass lock was locked on the front door, which looked a bit old.

The key is in Tian Pujun's hand, but Jiang Feng doesn't.

However, if he wanted to enter, a mere break of the lock obviously couldn't stop him.

"Aunt Tian said that you have to wait for the sun to go down before you can enter the ancestral hall. Didn't she deliberately make things difficult for me, is it true?"

Standing at the door, Jiang Feng hesitated looking at the couplet.

...

"Jiang Feng, you brat, stop me!"

At this time, Tian Pujun finally caught up, grabbed Jiang Feng, bending over and panting.

She was obviously very tired as soon as she trot over.

Jiang Feng looked back at her and said, "Auntie Tian, ​​why didn't you stay in the car well, why did you get off?"

"I'll treat you a big-headed ghost!" Tian Pujun said in an angry voice, "Don't you say you can't go in?"

Jiang Feng said: "I didn't go in, which one of your eyes saw me go in?"

Tian Pujun curled his lips and said, "If I don't hold you, you will... go in!"

She had to take a few breaths when she said a word.

Jiang Feng patted her back lightly and said, "Auntie Tian, ​​speak slowly, don't worry."

After being taken a few shots by Jiang Feng, Tian Pujun dodged in embarrassment and said, "Don't touch me!"

Jiang Feng took his hand away and said, "By the way, Aunt Tian, ​​why can't I go in during the day?"

Tian Pujun thought about it, if he didn't give a reason, he would try to force it!

So she had an idea and said seriously: "During the day, haunted!"

"Haunted during the day?" Jiang Feng said strangely, "If you want to be haunted, it is also at night. Why is it during the day?"

"Well..." Tian Pujun's eyes were erratic and said, "This ghost is different from ordinary ghosts!"

"Really?" Jiang Feng smiled mysteriously and said, "Auntie Tian, ​​do you know what I am best at?"

Tian Pujun shook his head first, and then smiled: "A lie?"

Jiang Feng said: "The thing I am best at is to catch ghosts!" After speaking, he grabbed the knocker with one hand, as if to break in.

"No!"

Tian Pujun was so scared that he hugged Jiang Feng!

Although Tian Pujun didn't know why he couldn't enter the ancestral hall during the day, Qi Shi repeatedly told him, obviously very important!

Jiang Feng's body shook, released his hand, and said, "Hey, Aunt Tian, ​​in broad daylight, what does it look like when you hug, hug, pull and pull?"

Tian Pujun had no intention of joking with him, nor dared to relax at all, said: "Go back, you give me back!"

Jiang Feng said: "Where to go back?"

Tian Pujun said, "Sit down in the car and be obedient!"

Jiang Feng said: "What if I am not obedient?"

"You..." Tian Pujun had never seen a rascal person like Jiang Feng, and said anxiously, "You are a man, and you have to say something. If you can't enter, you are not allowed to enter!"

Jiang Feng said: "If I am a man, you have to try it before you know it!"

Tian Pujun said: "You get back in the car, I will try!"

I go!

Jiang Feng was taken aback at the time, and said, "Really? What do you mean by words?"

Tian Pujun blushed and dared not answer.

I just blurted it out because I was too anxious, and I regretted it after I said it.

However, seeing that this trick worked, Tian Pujun would go wrong and went wrong, saying: "I'm not you, so naturally I can speak for myself!"

"That's good!" Jiang Feng finally moved, turning around and saying, "Go!"

Tian Pujun breathed a long sigh of relief, and finally cheated Jiang Feng back.

...

Back in the car, Jiang Feng looked at Tian Pujun maliciously and said, "Auntie Tian, ​​come on!"

"Ha ha!"

Tian Pujun sneered, first locked the car door to prevent Jiang Feng from getting out of the car, and then said: "Jiang Feng, if you dare to touch me today, I will drive into the stinky water ditch, the big deal will die!"

"So cruel?"

Jiang Feng looked at Tian Pujun's eyes, and didn't know how true or false she was.

After hesitating for a moment, Jiang Feng tentatively stretched out his hand and gently patted Tian Pujun's face. The movement was very light and soft, so he said it was a pat instead of a touch, and said, "I touched you. ?"

"you?"

Tian Pujun felt extremely insulted, and immediately short-circuited his brain. He really started the car and ran into the field without looking at the road at all!

In fact, she wanted to see the road but couldn't.

At this time, it was the time when the spring flowers bloomed, and the wheat in the field grew taller.

The chassis of the sports car is very low, coupled with the soft soil in the wheat field, the windshield is almost completely blocked, and you can't see the outside at all.

Jiang Feng only felt his body sway, and was so scared that he hurried to grab the steering wheel, and said anxiously: "Stop Aunt Tian, ​​stop, you will have an accident like this!"

But the more so, the more chaotic the car was driving, because Tian Pujun stepped on the accelerator so fast!

In the car, two people rushed around.

"boom!"

Suddenly, with an explosion, the windshield shattered and a blood stain splashed on it.

"what……"

Tian Pujun screamed with fright, and the car finally stopped.

Looking at the blood flowing on the windshield, Tian Pujun looked at Jiang Feng in horror, and said, "I... Did I kill someone?"

Jiang Feng grabbed the car key, got out of the car and saw a little sheep lying on the front of the car, lying in a pool of blood, eyes closed, his limbs twitching slightly, and finally he kicked his four legs, and there was no movement.

"Fortunately, it's just a sheep!"

Jiang Feng shouted inside.

Wow...

As soon as the voice fell, the windshield that had been split was finally completely shattered.

Tian Pujun also hurriedly got out of the car and looked at the little sheep whose head was hit by himself, regretting for a while, and said: "What a poor little sheep, he is so small, he actually...dead."

Seeing her lonely expression, Jiang Feng comforted her: "It's just a beast, don't be too sad."

Tian Pujun said, "After all, it's a life! Alas... committing evil, really committing evil!"

With that said, Tian Pujun actually knelt down and knelt in front of the corpse of the little sheep, where he repented religiously.

Seeing all this, Jiang Feng really regretted that he shouldn't have made such a joke with Tian Pujun, as if... he really did a little too much.

After a while, Tian Pujun stood up, looked around, and said, "Let's find a place to bury the little sheep, right?"

"it is good!"

Jiang Feng was ashamed, and he would agree to whatever Tian Pujun said at this time.

There is a shovel in Qiankun's bag. I bought it the last time I dug Li Yueyi's grave with Hu Zhihong in Beihe City. It just happens to come in handy now.

Jiang Feng found a place with good feng shui nearby, not far from the entrance of the ancestral hall, first cleared the nearby wheat, and then dug a pit to bury the little sheep.

Tian Pujun prayed again at the grave, and then returned to the car with Jiang Feng.

...

The windshield was shattered, and then there was only cold wind.

What's more sad is that the car actually broke down in the wheat field and couldn't start!

Jiang Feng frowned and said, "It's weird, it's just a little sheep. If the windshield is broken, you can understand it. Why can't even start it now?"

Tian Pujun glanced at him and said, "We killed, this is retribution!"

Jiang Feng said: "I don't believe in retribution! If there is any retribution, show me the heavy rain now?"

Rumble!

As soon as the voice fell, there was a thunder in the sky.

"I go!"

Jiang Feng looked up at the sky. The sky was still clear just now. Suddenly, a dark cloud floated from somewhere, covering the sky and the sun.

Tian Pujun was so angry that he cursed, "Crow's mouth!"

After the thunderstorm, there was a heavy rain in the sky, crackling and smashing, and the sky was foggy.

Not only rain, but also strong winds.

Waves of green wheat were thrown up in the wheat field, and the two of them were sitting in the car without windshield, and they were soaked.

Jiang Feng saw that this was not the way to go, so he wiped the rain on his face and said: "Auntie Tian, ​​let's go to the ancestral hall to hide?"

"No!" Tian Pujun still refused to let go.

Jiang Feng said, "Isn't there a corridor in front of the ancestral hall? Let's just stay in the corridor. It's better than raining here, right? If you catch a cold, then I'll be more upset! Please, Aunt Tian, From now on, I will listen to you in everything!"

"Really?" Tian Pujun looked suspicious.

"It's true!" Jiang Feng raised his hand and said, "I swear to the thunderstorm, isn't it OK!"

"Well then!" Tian Pujun himself was too uncomfortable to die, so he got off the car with Jiang Feng and ran towards the ancestral hall.