Lao Tzu is Hades

Qi Taimei closed her eyes intoxicated, ready to enjoy.

She adjusted her posture, continued to lower her head, closer to Jiang Feng, opened her mouth wide, and sucked hard!

"puff……"

A weird voice rang.

Qi Taimei sucked, only to feel that her stomach was turned upside down, and she began to nausea!

"Ahem... what's the matter? Why suddenly... it stinks?"

Qi Taimei opened her eyes and saw that Jiang Feng's face disappeared in front of her. It was replaced by Jiang Feng's clam.

This guy actually put a stinky fart to his mouth!

No wonder it smells so bad!

"Ahem..."

The more Qi Taimei thought about it, the more nauseous she felt. She was coughing violently, trying to get rid of the gas.

Catching this opportunity, Jiang Feng hit a carp and directly suppressed Qi Taimei.

It turned out that Jiang Feng noticed it when Qi Taimei just took the first bite.

After being inhaled, most people fainted because of lack of yang energy; but Jiang Feng is different. He has so much yang energy on his body that there is nowhere to put it. Not to mention being inhaled for three days and three nights. .

But after waking up, Jiang Feng was not in a hurry. When Qi Taimei closed his eyes, he quietly turned around, and then gave the other party a big gift!

Unexpectedly, this trick actually worked wonders and directly choked Qi Taimei!

Jiang Feng pressed Qi Taimei, pinched her neck, sneered, and said, "Sister-in-law, you look alike!"

After coughing for a while, Qi Taimei finally recovered a little, and chuckled softly: "Boy, what if you see it? Do you think you, you, can survive?"

After finishing speaking, Qi Taimei suddenly gave a "baa" and let out a sheep call.

Then, her whole body became a sheep.

Jiang Feng used to pinch Qi Taimei's neck, which is the key to the other party, but now the other party has changed his shape and his neck has become thicker, so it doesn't hurt to pinch it like this.

After transforming, Qi Taimei started jumping around in the room, trying to get rid of Jiang Feng.

However, Jiang Feng was riding on her back, holding her two horns, no matter how much she tossed about, she couldn't get rid of it.

After jumping for a while, Qi Taimei was out of breath.

Deform it, it's not easy to deal with Jiang Feng; don't deform, the neck will be pinched by him again, and it will be difficult to ride a tiger.

Seeing that this is not the way to go, Qi Taimei finally had an idea and ran into Tian Pu Jun on the bed!

This trick really worked!

Seeing that Tian Pujun was in danger, Jiang Feng tried to stop him, but found that he couldn't stop him, so he could only jump off the sheep's back, grab him before the opponent, and hugged Tian Pujun.

Qi Taimei turned back into a human form, looked at Jiang Feng with a beaming eyebrow, and said, "Auntie Tian who cares about you so much, is there any improper relationship between you two?"

Jiang Feng said: "It's up to you!"

Qi Taimei said: "It's a pity, your Aunt Tian's Yang Qi will be absorbed by me, I'm afraid it won't live long!"

Jiang Feng glanced down, and saw Tian Pujun's face pale, and his yang energy was extremely weak, and he might die at any time.

Qi Taimei didn't lie, I'm afraid Tian Pujun will die after another half hour delay.

As soon as Jiang Feng saw this, he didn't want to fight anymore. He stepped back to the window and wanted to break the window and escape, because only after getting rid of Qi Taimei, would he have time to save Tian Pujun.

However, Qi Taimei deliberately said this, just to force Jiang Feng to the window.

Because, before eating, when Jiang Feng was taking a bath, Qi Taimei set up a mechanism outside the window. She expected that there would be such a moment.

...

Jiang Feng backed slowly, slowly back.

Retiring to the window, he stepped on his toe, he flew up, and hit the window with his back!

"Ouch!"

The moment Jiang Feng hit the curtain, Jiang Feng only felt a pain in his back, like a needle stick!

Jiang Feng cried out in pain and fell to the ground holding Tian Pujun!

It turned out that Qi Taimei hid a lot of wool on the other side of the curtain.

That's not ordinary wool, but the hardest wool on your body, harder than a steel needle, and also with a demon!

Jiang Feng took a look in the mirror, and found that his back was tied up like a hedgehog, a large piece of wool was still poking himself!

Not only that, the evil spirit carried on the wool is burrowing through my body, making myself unhappy!

"Haha, how does it feel?" Qi Taimei was smug and slowly approached, as if victory was already in sight.

...

Jiang Feng's fall, Qiankun Bag also fell out.

He suddenly remembered that there was a wooden box in Qiankun's bag, which Wei Xun gave to himself when he left the ancestral hall.

Wei Xun said that this thing was left by the Taoist who was on the road at the time. Just pour a little water in the box to subdue the goat demon.

Now dead horses can only be used as living horse doctors!

So Jiang Feng quietly took out the wooden box.

"do not move!"

Qi Taimei was a little nervous, thinking that Jiang Feng wanted something magical.

Jiang Feng smiled bitterly and said: "Sister-in-law, before I die, can't let me smoke a cigarette? Is it necessary to be so nervous?"

The wooden box is very small and looks like a cigarette box from a distance.

Qi Taimei was very confident in her wool and confirmed that Jiang Feng will definitely die, so she relaxed and said, "Don't worry, smoke slowly. After you finish smoking, I will absorb your yang and send you on the road!"

"Thank you sister-in-law!"

Jiang Feng endured the severe pain and opened the lid.

But... what about water?Where can I get water to pour it in?

If you go to the bathroom, Qi Taimei will definitely be suspicious.

Jiang Feng had no choice but to "pooh" and spit in it, not knowing if it worked.

After vomiting, something magical appeared.

I saw a bunch of green grass growing out of the wooden box, exuding a strong fragrance.

Sheep like to eat grass.

Seeing this piece of green grass and smelling the scent, Qi Taimei was not well.

I saw that she seemed to be crazy, so she rushed over, knelt on the ground, and went to eat the green grass in the wooden box.

Those green grasses seem to never be eaten up. Qi Taimei swallows them, and the green grasses will continue to grow.

After eating like this for five full minutes, Qi Taimei's stomach was already deformed, but she still couldn't control herself and wanted to eat all the grass.

In the end, Qi Taimei's stomach exploded directly after hearing a "bang"!

"Hey..."

With a scream, Qi Taimei turned into a sheep, a sheep with a burst belly, lying on the ground, her limbs twitching and foaming at her mouth.

Jiang Feng struggled to stand up and took out Thor's Hammer, trying to kill the opponent.

However, before he could walk over, the sheep kicked on all four hooves, and he died and lost his breath.

"Oh, so risky!"

Jiang Feng secretly sighed by luck, and after confirming that the other party was dead, he went to the bathroom and pulled out all the wool on his back.

After doing this, Jiang Feng went back inside.

At this time, Tian Pujun's breath became weaker and weaker, and he might die at any time.

On her body, the Yang Qi is too weak and too weak.

Jiang Feng tried to put his hand on her back waist, but the normal method was no longer able to convey yang energy to her because her body simply couldn't bear it.

Now there is only one way left to deliver a large amount of Yang Qi to Tian Pujun in the fastest time!

That is... to put Yang on her body.

After leaving Yanjing and saying goodbye to Yang Rong, Jiang Feng has never been close to a woman.

Jiang Feng admitted that he had been thinking a little bit during this period, especially after seeing Tian Pujun.

However, at this time, Jiang Feng became afraid. After all, the other party was a good woman with a family, gentle and virtuous, and he kept calling her "Aunt Tian".

If Tian Pujun knew this situation, would she allow herself?

There is not much time left for Tian Pujun, Jiang Feng must make a decision as soon as possible.

"Forget it, let's save people first!"

"As for what Tian Pujun will do after waking up, let's see what she says..."

Tian Pujun was in a coma at this time, unconscious.

As for the twelve concubines of the underworld, the two sides must be in agreement, you are in love with me; Tian Pujun is now in a coma, Jiang Feng and her do this, and will not accept them as their concubines.

This is also good, saving a big trouble.

After saving Tian Pujun, I can relax and do two things with one stone, and get what he needs. Why not do it?