Lao Tzu is Hades

Happy people fall asleep easily.

Master Yan Xiyue was by her side, and Jiang Feng was very happy, so she fell asleep soon.

The bed was huge, and although Jiang Feng was sloping around, there was still a lot of space left.

Yan Xiyue stood by the bed, looked at her naughty disciple lovingly, hesitated, turned over, lay on her side, lying down in her clothes.

No words for a night.

When he woke up the next morning, Jiang Feng sat up and looked around. The room was empty, and Master Yan Xiyue was gone again!

Only by her side, some of her aura still remained.

Jiang Feng became irritated and cursed: "Damn Yan Xiyue, if you say you won't leave, then leave without saying goodbye! When I have cultivated to the ninth-rank martial arts king, his cultivation is the same as you, you must be done!"

"Smelly boy, do you dare to scold me?!"

In the bathroom, Yan Xiyue's scolding sound suddenly came.

"what?"

Jiang Feng was taken aback for a moment, followed by joy in his heart, and hurried to the door of the bathroom, saying: "Master, you didn't leave!"

Yan Xiyue let out a "hum" and said, "Don't change the subject. What did you say just now? There is a kind of repeat!"

Jiang Feng pushed the door and said, "I said, Tuer will always love you, Master!"

The bathroom door is unlocked.

Yan Xiyue stood there a little flustered, her eyebrows erected and said: "Who let you in?"

Jiang Feng glanced at her up and down, and said, "Your door is not locked, and... there is nothing shameless!"

"You have many reasons!" Yan Xiyue calmed down, feeling some fluke in her heart, secretly sighing that she was fortunate to move fast, otherwise she would be embarrassed.

Jiang Feng said: "By the way, Master, you said last night that you wanted me to do you a favor, what exactly did you do?"

Yan Xiyue stubbornly said: "I think...I think..." After that, she took a peek at Jiang Feng and said, "Forget it, don't need your help!"

"Don't!" Jiang Feng pulled Yan Xiyue and said anxiously, "Master, what the hell is going on? Why have you become so hesitant!"

"Don't pull it!" Yan Xiyue wanted to get rid of Jiang Feng, but he was taken to death by him. Finally, helplessly, said, "I want you... to pretend to be my boyfriend!"

"Huh?" Jiang Feng was a little surprised, and then he was overjoyed, "Do you still pretend, Tu'er was originally your boyfriend, Master!"

"Don't interrupt!" Yan Xiyue said, "That's it, I have a good sister, who is celebrating her 5,000th birthday tonight. The sisters group said yes, tonight, everyone should bring their boyfriends together. ,and so……"

Jiang Feng said: "Don't worry, Xiyue, this, my husband is the best!"

Yan Xiyue said, "Don't talk nonsense, it's getting smaller and smaller!"

Jiang Feng was excited, and said, "Master, you still have a sister group. What is your friend's background? It's 5,000 years old!"

Yan Xiyue said, "Speaking of which, she has a very big background, the king of happy sparrows. In previous myths, the Cowherd and Weaver Girl Magpie Bridge met and asked her for help. Without her orders, the Magpie Bridge would never be able to be built. "

"Awesome!" Jiang Feng said, "Xiyue deserves to be the wife of my Xiaobailong in the waves, and all my friends are so good! There is a Hongru who talks and laughs, but there is no such thing as a friend!"

Yan Xiyue said angrily: "If you want to talk nonsense any more, I won't take you there and find someone again! You are not the only man in the world!"

"Don't, I won't speak!" Jiang Feng let go of his hand in fright.

Anyway, the evening is about to really begin, and I am not in a hurry now.

...

When it got dark, Yan Xiyue dressed up in the mirror and said, "Feng'er, ready to go."

Jiang Feng was always ready early, grabbing Yan Xiyue's little hand with excitement and leaving the hotel together.

At noon, the two went to the mall to buy a couple outfits. Let alone walk hand in hand, there was no sense of disobedience!

Yan Xiyue said, "There may be a lot of people today. Try to talk as little as possible, and don't be asked for anything! If everyone knows who has brought a fake boyfriend, he will be punished! Of course, no. The boyfriend will also be punished!"

"Okay!" Jiang Feng said, "Master, just put a hundred hearts on it! By the way, how do you think about celebrating your birthday here?"

Yan Xiyue said: "Tianhai City is the place where Huaxi Magpie proving the Dao, and she often comes back; in addition, we have a friend named Hu Die, who is a first-class monster; two days later, Hu Die, like you, will also enter the world of Tianhai. Cultivation, so everyone set the location here."

"So that's it..."

The meeting place is in a KTV.

Most of Yan Xiyue's friends are in the realm of the Demon King.

Although the cultivation base is sufficient, they are the most humble in the heavens and have no sense of existence, and often come to the mortal world to have fun.

There are also some, although they have cultivated to the Demon King, they have not obtained the official establishment of the heavens and cannot go up at will.

Entering the box, there was a burst of mist.

Jiang Feng glanced at it. There are really a lot of Master's sisters, seven or eight of them, two of them are very beautiful and energetic.

The one who is singing, wearing a black dress, is the big birthday star tonight-Huaxi Magpie.

Pretty is pretty, but it's a bit dark.

The other one is beautiful, wearing a floral dress and painted on his body, fresh and refined, which makes people look bright.

She is Hu Die, a first-class great demon, and will soon enter the Tianhai Great World to cultivate like Jiang Feng.

Of course, there are also ugly ones.

The crazy woman who "chaps" constantly has a pockmarked face and is a sparrow; it is an owl who often rolls his eyes to see people.

Everyone's boyfriends are also diverse.

Some are celestial soldiers and generals, and some are demon cultivators of the same kind with a high level of cultivation.

Only Yan Xiyue, with a mortal.

Therefore, when the two entered the door, everyone stopped the clamor and looked at them at the same time.

"Oh, Goddess Yan is here!"

"Xiyue, you really have a boyfriend, I thought you would definitely be punished tonight!"

"Goddess Yan has a boyfriend and is still a mortal! Isn't it fake? Anyway, I don't believe it!"

...

Everyone started chattering.

Yan Xiyue said, "Believe it or not, Jiang Feng is my boyfriend! To tell you, I am actually Jiang Feng's master, but I have been in love for a long time. Later, we gradually became together!"

"Yes, it's been a long time." Seeing so many old monsters and even celestial generals, Jiang Feng jumped up and down, and added casually.

"Don't be guilty, I'll just ask casually!" Hua Xique said, "Come order a song!"

Women are tired of being together, and their boyfriends are drinking around the corner.

Jiang Feng counted the number of people. No, there was one missing man, and one did not bring a boyfriend.

Just thinking about it in her heart, Hua Ximagie looked at Hu Die and said, "Hu Die, everyone is here now. You are the only one without a boyfriend. Come on, what do you want?"

Hu Die said anxiously: "I don't have a boyfriend, how can I bring it!"

"Come less!" Hua Ximagie said, "Even the goddess Yan has a boyfriend, how could you not have one!"

"I really didn't!" Hu Die said anxiously. We started similarly, but each of you had cultivated until the Demon King soared. I was the only one who stayed in the first-rank Great Demon realm for 500 years. Go up, I now have cultivation things in my mind every day, so how can I have the heart to talk about my boyfriend!"

"I don't care!" Hua Xique said, "Anyway, we said before. If you don't bring a boyfriend today, you will be punished!"

"Okay!" Hu Die said with a look of lovelessness, "how to punish?"

Hua Ximagie thought for a while, and said, "Give you a choice, is it true or a big adventure?"

Hu Die is a woman who looks quiet but has a lot of inner play.

Such a person has a lot of words in his heart, but never speaks out.

Therefore, Hu Die did not have the slightest doubt, and said: "Let's take a big risk!"

Hua Xi magpie gathered everyone together and discussed how to play with Hu Die.

Some said she asked her to dance for a while, some said she asked her to go outside and find a strange man to confess on the spot, and some said she asked her to call Marshal Tianpeng now.

However, none of them received unanimous approval.

Finally, Hua Ximagie said: "Today we are a private party, so the big adventure should be limited to those of us."

Everyone nodded in agreement.

Yan Xiyue said, "So, what punishment do you think of?"

Hu Die also urged: "Hurry up and give you the last minute. If you can't figure it out, the big adventure will be invalidated!"

Hua Ximagie thought for a while, finally, his eyes fell on the men in the corner, and said: "Well, Hu Die, you go kiss one, you think the most handsome man in the audience!"

After finishing speaking, Hua Ximagpie took out a pebble-like stone and said: "You have to hold a polygraph in your hand. If you just kiss one and do something that goes against your true inner thoughts, the pebble will not shine! Only the pebble It is successful if it shines!"

"Huh?" Hu Die was taken aback for a moment and said, "They... are your boyfriends, so... not so good?"

Hua Ximagie said, "I don't mind or be jealous anyway, how about you?" She said, looking at other people.

Several other people thought this big adventure was very interesting, and they all agreed and said, "It's up to you!"

Because they are also very curious about what kind of opposite sex they like about the cute and beautiful little sister Hu Die in the sister group.