Lao Tzu is Hades

Looking at it, Jiang Feng was a little drowsy again.

Before I knew it, I actually fell asleep and fell into a dream.

"Hey, son wake up!"

There was a comfortable, gentle voice in the ear, somewhat familiar.

Is it... Fairy Chang'e?

Jiang Feng suddenly opened his eyes and took a closer look, really!

Fairy Chang'e, who made herself think about it, actually appeared in front of her again!

"Fairy, I...Where is this?"

Jiang Feng looked around and found chaos around him.

Fairy Chang'e said: "This is the last bit of consciousness I left in the picture of mountains and rivers, just to wait for you."

"So you still have spiritual knowledge here!" Jiang Feng said with joy, "What is the order of the fairy?"

Fairy Chang'e said: "You can see me now, explaining the secret of Wangqingya. Have you seen it?"

The naked statue appeared in Jiang Feng's mind again, and he nodded fiercely.

Fairy Chang'e said: "Next, I will help you gather the impurities in your body to the Dantian acupoint, but you still need to figure out how to remove them in the end! After removing all the impurities, you follow the meridian trend just now. True Qi, you will soon reach the realm of crossing the catastrophe."

"Really?" Jiang Feng was overjoyed.

As long as the impurities are gathered at the pubic area, then the senior sister may have a solution.

Fairy Chang'e nodded lightly and said, "Master, please don't forget, my fairy card."

"I haven't forgotten!" Jiang Feng said, "I'm looking for it every day, but there is no clue or progress for a while."

Fairy Chang'e thought for a while, and said, "I don't know where the fairy card is hidden. It was Wang Po who hid it back then. There was a book boy named Guangcai in Wang Po back then. I don't know if he is still in the world of Tianhai. If you can find this person, maybe you can find clues about Xianpai."

"That's it!" Jiang Feng said, "Okay, I remember it!"

Fairy Chang'e said: "After you find the fairy card, remember to wait for A Li on Wangqing Cliff. By then, the son can come and see me with A Li."

After finishing speaking, Fairy Chang'e waved his sleeves in front of Jiang Feng, and Jiang Feng only felt his head dumbfounded, and he lost consciousness.

Jiang Feng didn't know what happened next.

...

"Junior Brother? Asleep?"

I don't know how long it took, Jiang Feng slowly opened his eyes and found that he was lying on the ground, leaning upward.

My head hurts.

Senior sister Xiao Mei'er was kneeling in front of her with a weird expression, as if she was reproaching or caring.

Jiang Feng had just dreamed of Fairy Chang'e, the first beauty of the fairy clan, but that was only in a dream after all, and what he saw was only the fairy's consciousness.

And the beautiful woman in front of her is a real person!

In particular, Xiao Mei'er is also very beautiful. If she is scored, she is at the same level as Luo Yu, her black clothes will make people even more infinite reverie.

For a while, Jiang Feng looked a little silly.

After a long while, Jiang Feng came back to his senses.

"Huh? I'm sorry, I fell asleep."

The matter between Jiang Feng and Fairy Chang'e is a secret between the two of them. Jiang Feng didn't need to mention it to a third person. So, after he recovered, he sat up and said, "Sister, what should I do next? "

Xiao Mei'er frowned and said, "What should I do next?"

Jiang Feng said: "I had a dream just now, and then somehow I gathered the impurities in my body to the Dantian acupoint, so how do I clear them out next?"

After waking up, Jiang Feng tried it, and the impurities in his body were all gathered at the Dantian by Fairy Chang'e!

"What? What you said is true?" Xiao Meier had an incredible expression.

"Yes!" Jiang Feng stood up and said, "If you don't believe me, try it!"

Xiao Meier suspiciously peeked under Jiang Feng's belly, and then said with a "Huh" surprise, "Really! How did you do it?"

Jiang Feng shrugged and said, "I just had a dream, and that's it! Sister, what should I do next? How to remove these impurities?"

Xiao Mei'er just said casually, but Jiang Feng did it unexpectedly!

This is incredible!

After a pause, Xiao Meier said, "It will be even more troublesome to remove the impurities from the pubic area!"

Jiang Feng said: "How troublesome?"

Xiao Meier said: "As far as I know, there are three ways! Different people must find a way that suits them."

Jiang Feng asked, "Which three methods?"

Xiao Meier said: "The first is called hydrotherapy. You can put a big bucket on top of the boiler. People sit in the bucket and use hot water to drain impurities."

"Have you boiled frogs in warm water?" Jiang Feng said, "Would you not be burnt to death if you are not careful?"

Xiao Meier said: "It won't be enough to burn to death, but this method is too slow."

Jiang Feng said: "How long will it take?"

Xiao Meier said: "If it is fast, it will be one year, if it is slow, it will be about three years!"

"No way, it's too slow!" Jiang Feng said, "What about the second way?"

Xiao Meier said, "The second method is called Gu therapy."

"Gu therapy?" Jiang Feng frowned, "What gu? Pigu shares?" He said, looking behind Xiao Mei'er.

"Fuck you, you will die!" Xiao Mei'er gave him a blank look and said, "It's the Gu worm! The so-called Gu treatment is to use a special kind of gu worm to help us eat the impurities in the dantian. Then kill the gu worm!"

Jiang Feng said: "How long does this take?"

Xiao Meier said: "This is very fast, and it can be done in one night! However, this kind of gu is hard to find. You must use the centipede gu bred by the demon clan breeder! Moreover, you must find the blood that suits your blood. Centipede Gu, so... anyway, it's very troublesome."

Jiang Feng paused, then said: "Then...what about the third type?"

A red glow suddenly appeared on Xiao Mei'er's face, and then said: "The third kind, you don't know it."

Jiang Feng was thinking about how to get rid of impurities, but he didn't pay much attention to the changes in Xiao Mei'er's expression, and said, "Oh", "Then we should use the second one?"

Xiao Mei'er said with an "um" and said, "It just happens that I have time these few days, or... shall we leave later?"

Jiang Feng said: "Where to go?"

Xiao Meier's expression changed, and she said solemnly, "Devil Race, Gu Insect Farm!"

"Go... Demon?" Jiang Feng's expression also changed drastically.

"Keep your voice down!" Xiao Mei'er was so frightened, she squeezed Jiang Feng's mouth tightly, and said, "You are afraid that others will not know our identities?"

"Um... Um..." Jiang Feng broke free for a long time before breaking free, and said, "I just expressed surprise, you have to smother me!"

Xiao Mei'er let go of Jiang Feng, checked the time, and said, "It's ten o'clock in the evening. Let's set off now. It just happens that it's not easy to be spotted."

"Okay!" Jiang Feng felt excited when he thought that he would be able to rise to the realm of crossing the robbery immediately.

However, thinking of going to the Demon Race, Jiang Feng was a little scared, and said: "Senior Sister, my cultivation base, going to the Demon Race will not hold you back, right? After all, the identities of the two of us, ordinary Demon people do not know. Treat us as enemies!"

Xiao Meier said: "To find a centipede gu that suits your blood, you must go with me! As for the danger... of course there is, but the Gu worm breeding garden is at the edge of the demon clan. Don’t make trouble for me. It shouldn't be a big problem!"

"Okay!" Jiang Feng rekindled his fighting spirit and said, "Then let's go now!"

...

Xiao Meier bid farewell to the lord of the Lingyun Pavilion, Shangguanqing, and went back to the prison secretary together with Jiang Feng.

Since the journey to the demons is far away, something must be prepared.

When they arrived at the Great Prison Division, the two had just entered the door when they suddenly found Xiao Xun'er standing inside the door.

Xiao Mei'er was startled, a little surprised, and a little embarrassed. She cleared her throat and said, "Xun'er, why are you still up?"

Xiao Xun'er watched Jiang Feng and his sister together, unable to tell... uncomfortable, a little jealous, and a little angry, and sneered: "Why don't you sleep?"

Xiao Meier said: "My sister still has important things. You have to leave the prison department for a few days. Be careful at home alone, don't run around!"

Xiao Xun'er said: "You don't care what I do!"

After speaking, Xiao Xun'er regretted it.

Xiao Xun'er was not such a wayward person, but in the matter of Jiang Feng, sister is indeed too much!

Regardless of age or cultivation level, he is the person who matches Jiang Feng better, so Xiao Xun'er can't figure out why my sister has to intervene!

Xiao Mei'er didn't know Xiao Xun'er's thoughts, but being a Taoist companion with Jiang Feng was ordered by the master, and she absolutely couldn't resist it!

So, she sighed deeply in her heart and said, "Don't be willful, sister will be back soon!" After speaking, she took Jiang Feng to the bedroom.

Xiao Mei'er knows that it is inevitable to make her sister give up her heart. It is best to cut the mess with a sharp knife. After all, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain!

So, Xiao Mei'er leaned slightly, nestled next to Jiang Feng, and whispered in his ear: "Hold me!"

"what?"

Jiang Feng was taken aback for a moment, and then he reacted, and he was very proud of his heart as he held Xiao Mei'er's waist tightly.

Entering the bedroom, Jiang Feng was still hugging.

Xiao Mei'er pushed Jiang Feng away and said, "I'll just show it to my younger sister, you don't want to be affectionate to me!"

Jiang Feng said: "What is being sentimental, we will do it sooner or later!"

Xiao Mei'er snorted coldly, and said, "Before the master and his old man come back, you shouldn't think too much!"

Jiang Feng wondered, this is not your final decision, let's wait and see!

Don't take you before Daojun comes back, I won't get mixed up after the little white dragon in the waves!

...

After packing up their things, the two left the prison secretary.

At the entrance of Tianhai Great World, Xiao Mei'er took out the permit, opened the door, looked back at Jiang Feng, and said, "It's been a long time since I went out?"

"Huh!" Jiang Feng looked outside, fascinated.

It's okay for Xiao Mei'er not to say it, but with that said, she really misses the colorful world outside.

Of course, the inside is also very good, Luo Yu's wife and Xizi's wife have also become their own concerns.

The last time I left Tianhai Great World, it was when Shenyou chose Dantian.

That time it was a wandering, but this time it was a real person coming out, the experience is naturally very different!

...

At the entrance and exit, Tianhai City is connected.

When he got outside, Jiang Feng took a deep breath, looked around, and looked at the feasting, paper-loving city, he felt as if he was reborn, and was extremely excited!

The wind is more real.

There are even more people, although most of them are ordinary people, but men and women, old and young, look very kind.

Restaurants, Internet cafes, hotels, pedicure shops, bathing centers, supermarkets...

Seeing Jiang Feng's look intoxicated, Xiao Mei'er touched him lightly and said, "Why, homesick?"

"Family?"

Two pictures emerged in Jiang Feng's mind.

One is Binhai City, and the other is naturally Yanjing City.

These two cities are the places where Jiang Feng cares the most and stays the longest.

Xiao Meier said: "The war between the fairy clan and the demon clan is getting more and more fierce. If you are not careful, the whole earth will be razed to the ground. I don't know what our way forward is..."

It was the first time that Jiang Feng saw Xiao Mei'er feeling so emotional, and it was the first time he heard such a macro description. Where?"

Xiao Meier said: "Generally speaking, we all belong to the solar system, and we are all in the solar system!"

Jiang Feng was puzzled, and said, "Be more specific!"

Xiao Meier said: "As we all know, there are eight planets in the solar system, namely Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune. In addition to the eight planets, there is also an asteroid, which was previously used by scientists on Earth. Misidentified as a big planet, do you know that it is?"

Jiang Feng said without hesitation: "Pluto?"

Xiao Mei'er nodded and said: "The knowledge of geography is good, it is Pluto! Pluto is far from the sun and the environment is the worst; at the same time, Pluto is also the location of the Yincao Netherworld!"

"That's it!" Jiang Feng felt very novel!

I am the reincarnation of Hades, but, until now, I have an intuitive understanding of my hometown.

After a pause, Jiang Feng said again: "What about the demons?"

Xiao Meier said: "The Demon Race is located on Neptune, which is also far from the sun!"

Jiang Feng said, "What about the fairy clan?"

Xiao Meier said: "The fairy clan is located above Mercury, the closest to the sun, and the environment is the most suitable!"

"That's it!"

Jiang Feng nodded solemnly, and said, "But why did the probes for various planets issued by our scientists fail to find life on the eight planets?"

Xiao Mei'er laughed "Haha" and said, "Scientists' ways and deeds are not enough! People of the fairy clan or demons can set up an enchantment at random to make the detector blind! Of course, it is possible that the scientists have detected some There are clues, but I dare not explain the truth to ordinary people, because this will completely subvert and collapse their existing worldview!"

When Jiang Feng thought about it, it seemed to make sense.

After a while, Jiang Feng said again: "Then...how many planets are there in the temple?"

Xiao Meier said: "The eight planets are relatively well-known, but there are many asteroids; and around each planet, there are an infinite number of satellites attached. For example, the moon is the satellite of the earth. If the big and small planets are counted as There are hundreds of thousands of them!"

"I go, so much?"

Xiao Mei'er said with an "um" and said, "But the habitable earth, the Mercury of the fairy clan, the Neptune of the demon clan, and the Pluto of the underworld; there are other small planets, such as the moon, although it is also Can live in people, but in short, the environment is relatively ordinary. The reason why the fairy clan and the demon clan continue to fight, most of them want to take each other's chassis as their own!

Jiang Feng digested for a moment, then nodded Shen Shen.

After a while, Jiang Feng asked curiously: "Then...outside the solar system?"

Xiao Mei'er frowned and said, "Has your geography teacher not taught you?"

"Huh?" Jiang Feng said, "What do you mean?"

Xiao Meier said: "Outside the solar system, of course it is the Milky Way! Our solar system belongs to the Milky Way!"

Jiang Feng said: "I mean, what planets are there in the Milky Way outside the solar system? Are there cultivators on those planets too?"

Xiao Mei'er shook her head blankly and said: "I don't know this! The cultivators of the immortal and demons, including the underworld, are only limited to the solar system. It seems that no one has ever been outside the solar system."

"Ok……"

Jiang Feng was a little dizzy when he heard it. He pointed to a brightly lit hotel next to him and said, "Sister, it's already late today. Why don't we open a room and take a good rest?"

"Get out!" Xiao Meier retreated her mind and said, "Get ready, we are going to set off! Destination, the base camp of the demons-Neptune!"