Lao Tzu is Hades

Wearing socks, Jiang Feng followed the two court ladies and walked on the soft big bed.

In the air, the scent of fragrance carefully developed by the perfumers wafted, and it was breathtaking.

Under the soft light, I saw a woman who was nearly 60 years old sitting at one end of the big bed.

The Queen Mother has lived for tens of thousands of years. Although the elixir and the elixir have never stopped, according to the age of a normal person, she is already 60 or 70 years old.

Although the Queen Mother is noble as a fairy queen and has supreme rights, she herself is not good at cultivation.

It's normal. She wants to kill someone. It's just a matter of one sentence. She doesn't need to do it herself, so it's normal not to cultivate.

If it weren't for so many precious elixir and medicine to hold on, she would actually age faster!

The Queen Mother was wearing a pajamas and sat there, her face slightly pale.

The two palace ladies brought Jiang Feng to the front and said, "Niang Niang, the pharmacist is here."

The Queen Mother gave a "um", her eyes narrowed, without even looking at Jiang Feng, and said, "Let's start."

Jiang Feng did not rush to do it.

To cure the distressed disease of the Queen Mother, you need strong medicine!

Huanqiang's second spring is not something that can be rushed for a while, it needs to be cultivated slowly.

This needs to be cured!

Before radical cure, the surface needs to be cured first, which is commonly known as "temporary cure".

This is actually easier!

As long as the pain in other parts of the Queen Mother's body exceeds the distressed disease, she will naturally not feel distressed.

Therefore, Jiang Feng said: "Niang Niang is auspicious, it is actually very simple to cure Niang Niang's disease, but... the subordinates are bold and want to sue a crime first."

"Oh?" The queen mother still closed her eyes and said, "What is the crime?"

Jiang Feng said: "The subordinates sue the crime, to offend the lady's noble body!"

The Queen Mother frowned secretly, not knowing what Jiang Feng said.

Jiang Feng stopped talking nonsense. After speaking, he suddenly raised his leg and stepped on the wrinkled old face of the Queen Mother's mother, and directly slammed her on the bed. Then, with a "slap", she slapped her up. Slap her hard!

"what……"

Caught off guard, the Queen Mother exclaimed, being stepped on the soles of her feet by Jiang Feng, embarrassed like a ten thousand year king!

Originally she was pulling like two to five to eighty thousand, without opening her eyes, but now, her eyes are wide open, just like bull's eyes, they are about to protrude!

The two palace ladies inside were also dumbfounded!

what's the situation?

What is this pharmacist... doing to the Queen Mother?

Did he... hit the empress?

After the fight, Jiang Feng still didn't stop, and there were a few more shots up, fanning the queen mother and her dizziness.

...

"Queen mother? Queen mother?"

"What happened? What happened inside?"

"Little beast, bold pharmacist, what did you do to the queen?"

Not only were the two palace ladies dumbfounded, but the nine fairy princesses outside also raised doubts in their hearts when they heard the movement inside.

No, it is the eight princesses. To be precise, the nine princesses still trust Jiang Feng.

When the sound of "ping pong pong" sounded, and when the queen mother screamed like a wild donkey, the nine fairy princesses could no longer sit still, including the nine princesses, who were a little puzzled, opened the bead curtains and rushed in.

Then, looking at the picture in front of them, all nine people were dumbfounded.

I saw my mother's queen stepped on her feet by Jiang Feng, struggling with her limbs like a bastard.

Shock!

What a rebellious thing!

This pharmacist... Is he having a brain problem?

...

Jiang Feng beat him indiscriminately, seven or eighty times before he stopped.

The Queen Mother looked embarrassed, and sat up again, furious.

The nine princesses also surrounded Jiang Feng at the same time.

Although the nine fairies are not good at using force, it is nothing to deal with Jiang Feng, a little fairy who has just soared.

A big battle is about to start.

The Queen Mother took a few breaths, ready to give orders.

As long as she gives an order, Jiang Feng will immediately be in a different place!

Seeing that the queen mother was about to speak, Jiang Feng suddenly said: "The mother calmed down her anger. I wonder if your heart hurts or not?"

The Queen Mother was really angry at first, but seeing Jiang Feng so calm, she felt a little strange.

This person is so offensive to himself, and dare to talk to himself like this, what's the situation?

Did he really beat me up?

After a while, the Queen Mother calmed down a little bit. At this moment, she suddenly noticed a strange thing. Her heart really didn't hurt anymore!

"what?"

The Queen Mother gave a suspicious voice, feeling it for a long time, yes, it really doesn't hurt!

...

Seeing the mother's delay in giving orders, the princesses thought she was stupid by Jiang Feng, so they were ready to do it without waiting for the queen mother's instructions.

"stop!"

At this moment, the Queen Mother called to them and said: "Who let you do it?"

The mother was angry, and the princesses were very scared, and stopped at the same time.

Jiang Feng looked confident, and said, "Niang, how do you feel?"

The Queen Mother closed her eyes again, her face was intoxicated, and she sighed for a long while, and said: "So comfortable, I really want to be beaten again..."

It turned out that Jiang Feng seemed to be beating indiscriminately, but in fact there were rules.

The positions he played were all key points for dredging the meridians, first to help the queen mother to invigorate blood and remove blood stasis, and relieve depression in the heart; second, to divert the pain and make the patient forget the original pain.

Hearing this answer from the queen mother, the princesses sweat again!

What happened to the queen mother?

Are you stupid by someone?

...

Hearing this, Jiang Feng was also a little relieved.

Don't look at him just now in a vigorous fight, but if he is not afraid, it is impossible.

Fortunately, it worked.

Jiang Feng said: "Niang Niang, although your distressed illness has been temporarily suppressed, it takes some effort to cure it completely."

The Queen Mother said: "What else should I do?"

Jiang Feng said: "In this way, I will prescribe a prescription for Niang Niang. You will try the effect first. I will come again after seven days."

The Queen Mother nodded fiercely and said: "Mr. Hurry up!"

Before Jiang Feng came, he had already prepared, so he took out a book from Qiankun's bag and prepared to hand it to the maid.

However, the Queen Mother couldn't wait, she snatched it over and opened the book.

This turn, the Queen Mother was taken aback.

It turns out that this is not a general prescription, but...the kind of book!

There are not only a lot of text descriptions, but also illustrations, which are lifelike and extremely lifelike!

brush!

In an instant, the queen mother petrified.

Although she is an old lady and has experienced everything, it is the first time she has seen this kind of book!

Unexpectedly, this kind of book seems to have a sense of substitution!

Seeing the mother's expression with a strange expression, the princesses walked over curiously, wanting to see what the prescription Jiang Feng gave.

then……

Brush and brush...

The faces of several princesses were red at the same time, shame and red.

"Ahem..."

Jiang Feng didn't dare to stay longer, and said, "I will look at you first. If there is nothing wrong, I will leave first. After seven days, I will start the second course of treatment."

After speaking, he left the big bed and left the bedroom.

Originally, the nine princesses wanted to catch up, but after seeing the "fangzi" Jiang Feng gave to the mother, she was a bit shy for a while, and finally twisted for a long time, but still did not move.

...

As soon as Jiang Feng left, the huge bedroom quieted down again.

The Queen Mother didn't expect Jiang Feng to give herself such a thing, and she was discovered by her nine daughters!

It's so embarrassing!

As a member of the fairy clan, she still needs to have a little air, and she still needs to be dressed, even in front of her own daughters.

So, the queen mother closed the book quietly and said: "You guys go and work on your own, the queen is fine."

The nine princesses looked at me, I looked at you, and finally left together, feeling strange in my heart.

When my daughters left, the Queen Mother couldn’t wait to take out the book and read it with relish...

Jiang Feng returned to Jinghu Taoist Academy and continued to familiarize himself with this other courtyard.

...

Three days passed in a flash.

This morning, the chief pharmacist led Jiang Feng to the Lingxiao Hall to participate in the morning dynasty.

Before in Wang Po's Taoist Academy, Jiang Feng and his classmates also came to see the gods in the early dynasty.

However, those are all onlookers from a distance outside.

Unexpectedly, in just over a month, I became one of them and enjoyed the attention given by the freshmen.

Jiang Feng was a little nervous when he came to this legendary holy place for the first time.

In the magnificent hall, dragons and phoenixes are carved everywhere.

On the two front stone pillars, there are actually two real dragons, one breathing fire and the other breathing cold air, alternating between cold and heat, so that the temperature and humidity of the entire Lingxiao Palace are always kept at a constant level. Very suitable scale.

Under the feet, the fairy qi curls up.

In my ears, wonderful melody comes from time to time, which makes people happy both physically and mentally.

This kind of place should be solemn.

However, thinking that the Jade Emperor's wife and queen mothers and mothers had been beaten like that by himself, Jiang Feng was a little funny when he thought about it.

Queen Mother...

The book I gave her is quite large!

After watching for three days, I don't know what she is in now.

As long as she can see it in, it will be much easier next.

Jiang Feng stood in the Lingxiao Hall, the last of the crowd, thinking of treating the Queen Mother, a smirk appeared on his face from time to time.

The chief pharmacist touched him lightly and said, "Hey, pay attention, this is the upper dynasty. The Jade Emperor is here soon, what are you thinking about!"

Jiang Feng only then recovered his mind, expressionless.

The hundreds of officials arrived one after another.

Soon, the Jade Emperor also appeared on the stage, wearing a golden dragon robe with a ruddy complexion.

I thought that the Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen was a serious, dignified, tall man, but he didn't expect that he was short and wretched, sitting there, really a bit nondescript.

I don't know how such a superb sweet potato gave birth to nine goddess daughters.

Sometimes, a lot of things are like this, there is no reason at all.

...

The atmosphere was more serious before, but it was officially started, but it was a lot easier.

This Zhang Bairen was a bit funny. Although he was talking about major issues, he would occasionally jump out a few jokes, causing the officials to laugh, and even the court ladies beside him were amused.

Jiang Feng listened with great interest.

This Zhang Bairen is still a bit capable of being able to take the position of the Jade Emperor.

However, his ability is limited to this.

If it hadn't been for the faction headed by Taishang Laojun to support him, I am afraid that the seat of the Jade Emperor would have been replaced long ago.

As for Taishang Laojun, it can be said that he is the person with the most practical rights in the fairy clan.

But it is strange.

Now the fairy clan and the demon clan are arguing with each other, everyone is nervous, only the old gentleman is missing.

Some said he went to a meeting, some said he went to meet a friend, and some said he went to a place far, far away, seeking a way to deal with the demons.

However, no matter what, Taishang Laojun has not appeared for nearly a thousand years. There are only a few phantoms, which occasionally appear in some places, but slowly disappear with the passage of time.

The early morning went on very quickly, and almost ended in an hour.

The Jade Emperor was about to turn around and leave. At this moment, an old purple-clothed eunuch hurriedly reminded him something.

The Jade Emperor just remembered that he hadn't sealed the new third-tier pharmacist, so he started quickly, gave Jiang Feng an official uniform and an official hat, and then gave a symbolic statement, extremely casual.

After all, in the eyes of the Jade Emperor, Jiang Feng, a third-class pharmacist, was too insignificant.

Even if he did so well in the exam.

...

After paying official respects to the official, there was nothing wrong with it. Jiang Feng was also relieved. Since then, living in Jinghu Taoist Temple has been more assured.

With countless medicinal materials, Jiang Feng refined three more divine pills in two days.

However, the power of the god pill was too strong to be digested after eating it; therefore, Jiang Feng missed Qingluan more and more.

However, there has never been a good opportunity to pick her up.

Not to mention picking her up, it's hard to see each other.

Fortunately, this evening, the opportunity came.

That night, the Pharmacist Palace suddenly became busy again.

It turned out that Fairy Chang'e in Guanghan Palace was unwell, and went to many imperial doctors and pharmacists, but was helpless.

Although Fairy Chang'e was imprisoned in Guanghan Palace, his status was still noble.

Everyone knows that she is the dream goddess of the Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen. Had it not been for Fairy Chang'e and the Queen Mother, the Jade Emperor would have forcibly accepted Fairy Chang'e as a noble concubine!

Therefore, whoever can cure Fairy Chang'e's illness will definitely receive the Jade Emperor's award.

...

The imperial doctors and pharmacists went one after another, and returned one after another, but no one could cure Fairy Chang'e.

Zhang Bairen, who was in the deep palace, was also very anxious, but it was a pity that it was not convenient for him to go and check it personally.

First, the first class pharmacist, then the second class pharmacist, and finally, the third class pharmacist’s turn.

Jiang Feng and some other third-tier pharmacists prepared the necessary supplies, carrying the box and the pill furnace, and left the pharmacist palace and the imperial palace together, and headed to the Guanghan Palace not far away.

...

Soon, everyone came to Guanghan Palace.

When entering the door, Jiang Feng met Wang Yi again, and he happened to be on duty again today.

Wang Yi had heard about Jiang Feng's admission to the third-tier pharmacist, and was very happy for him.

Because Jiang Feng was the first person to invite himself to drink, and every time he was generous.

To take Qingluan away, or even leave the immortal clan with Chang'e in the future, ordinary heaven soldiers like Wang Yi should make more friends.

Therefore, Jiang Feng did not rush in, but chatted with Wang Yi and the others.

Anyway, I am a new third-tier pharmacist, even if I go in now, I won't have my turn.

Everyone was very busy, but Jiang Feng took Wang Yi and the others to the dormitory, and the brothers drank again.

After drinking for a while, Jiang Feng was a little drunk.

At this time, a court lady hurried over and stood at the door of the dormitory, looking at Jiang Feng intently.

Wang Yi said, "Little Tao, why are you here? Come over and drink together?"

The maid named Xiaotao shook her head and looked at Jiang Feng and said, "Excuse me...Are you a pharmacist?"

Jiang Feng nodded and said, "What's the matter?"

Seeing Jiang Feng's admission, Xiao Tao walked in quickly and said, "The other pharmacists are not useful, please go and see!"

Jiang Feng just remembered that the business hadn't been done yet, so he bid farewell to Wang Yi and the others and went in with Xiao Tao.