Laozi is the owner of the island

The first car drove away, and the second car drove in. This time, it turned out to be a young girl wearing a dance suit. This time, Yanzi had experience, so she rushed over and asked: " Ms. Sister, Ms. Sister, are you also teachers of Wujie School? Do you teach dance?"

"Hello, we are the dance teachers of Wujie School."

"Ah! Then you are also in the art category. Just now, the beautiful lady in the car said it also belongs to the art class. How many teachers do you have in this art class? It's so scary." Yanzi asked many people's voices.

"I don't know exactly how many. We trained in different places when we were training, so we don't know about future colleagues. But at the launch ceremony in a while, I believe we will know how many teachers there are in total. There should be many. "The beauty answered Yanzi's question, waved her hand, and followed the team.

The third person who got off the car is finally normal. Why is it normal? Because there are males and females, the only thing that is abnormal is that men are handsome and women are beautiful. Set off in a decent dress, more It was dazzling, with suspicious eyes, Yanzi went up and asked two people. After asking, they almost collapsed. They turned out to be an art teacher. Yanzi would doubt that Wujie School wanted to cultivate children in the direction of art from an early age?

Then, there are two beautiful women in two cars, and they are all teachers of art. Yanzi really broke down this time, "I hate it, why should I come here today to live broadcast, why I am already 18 years old? , If I am only three, five, seven or eight years old this year, then I enter a school without boundaries. After these beautiful ladies who are very professional at first sight, I can awaken 100% of my art skills. I really envy the children who can study here in the future. I'm so envious, no, I have to find out if I can accept students."

What Yanzi said was a shock to the audience. It was too shameless. He even dared to say that he was eighteen years old. Then the three-car physical education teacher refreshed people's three views. This is the physical education teacher. Counting ten people, this is also ninety physical education teachers. Are you planning to take physical education classes?The most important thing is the little brother who is absolutely online. You must be a physical education teacher, not...

The person wearing a white lab coat is not necessarily a doctor, but maybe a chef. No, the two-car team of chefs makes people look forward to meals at Wujie School. Swallow looks at the chef who knows his identity without asking questions. The proverbial sentence came, "Even the chef is so handsome, it won't work anymore, I want to fall in love!"

"No way, no way, I'm drunk!" After the chef, it turned out that two cars of security guards appeared on the stage in full security uniforms. With the addition of security uniforms, the already handsome face broke through the sky. Not to mention the swallows, that is, countless corrupt female audiences are drunk. They bluntly squatted at the gate of Wujie School and asked a security guard to be his boyfriend.

After the security guard, it was finally the normal teacher’s turn to appear. Why are they called normal teachers? There are males and females, old and young. The young ones are only 17 or 18 years old, and the old hair is gray. There are also more than sixty appearances, but the mental head is very full, and it can be said that the road is full of wind under the feet.

After the teacher, it is the staff of the two vehicles who are responsible for various matters of the school. Through the clothing, you can see that there are cleaning staff, plumbers, etc., and all the faculty and staff of Wujie School have entered the venue. It is the entrance of people from all walks of life. There were also officials from Jiangzhou, but from the beginning to the end, they did not see Lin Sen and others, which made people wonder if Lin Sen was absent again in this flourishing age.

Boom!Boom!Boom!

The loud and solemn bell rang, and the open-air meeting place set up in the playground was quiet. Mi Shulan took the microphone and walked onto the stage, smiling to the people under the stage, and said, "Gentlemen and ladies, everyone. , Welcome everyone to Unbounded Academy to participate in the launching ceremony of Unbounded Academy. Here I would like to especially thank those builders who have worked hard for Unbounded Academy. Without you, Unbounded Academy would not have existed, nor would there be today’s The special launching ceremony will not have an Unbounded Academy that will resound all over the world in the future. When we are famous in the world and shake the past and the present, you can pat your chest and say proudly to your relatives and friends, "That broken Academy, I built it." ."

The people in the audience laughed, and Mi Shulan paused, and said: "Someone told me that if the cowhide is fine, I have to blow it up. If it happens, I want to talk to the thousands of teachers in Wujie Academy. The staff said, the future belongs to you. I have blown out the cowhide for you. Whether it can be realized depends on your performance. I believe that you can realize this cowhide and you can make yourself proud to say to others that I am an Unbounded Academy. Yes, I rely on my talent to eat, definitely not on my looks."

"Regarding the past and present of Unbounded Academy, I think the person who has the most say is his principal. Now let us invite Lin Sen, the president of Unbounded Academy!" After Mi Shulan's gorgeous opening, the grand scene was left to Lin Sen.

Lin Sen stepped onto the stage, took the microphone from Mi Shulan, and grinned at everyone, "Hello everyone! I am Lin Sen. At this moment, standing here, I have a unique identity as the principal. This reminds me I have a well-known rich second generation, and everyone likes to call him the principal. Here I want to make a point. I am different from that guy. He doesn’t do his job properly. He doesn’t look good before I am handsome and rich without me. The most important thing is The thing is, he can’t beat me. Remember, this is the key point. This is also the teaching purpose of our Wujie Academy. The ancients said that there are no different kinds of teachings, and they are not sticking to one pattern. In the "Journey to the West" we are familiar with, everyone knows Monkey King is a stone monkey, but his master is the ancestor of Bodhi. Although this is a mythical story, we can also see from it what there is no kind of education. There are so many examples of this. After enumerating, I believe you can count more than I know."

"Just now, Mi asked me to talk about the past and present life of Wujie Academy. This past and present life is good for us! We can understand before entering Wujie as past life, and after entering Wujie as this life, past life, a bowl of Mengpo Tang, forgetting to worry. Soul; in this life, we must at least have a small goal, first earn him 100 million?" The audience, whispered again, this joke is widely known!

"Someone might say that you are too vulgar. As a principal, you shouldn’t talk about money at such a sacred and glorious time. Isn’t it vulgar? I don’t think, looking at ancient and modern, who can avoid vulgarity, tell me, as As a martial artist with spiritual strength, I can't live by absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon. I just ask who can do it. In any era, in any society, the economy is always the first productive force, and always the most basic. Meng’s mother, choose a neighbor’s sentence. Two-year-old children know this sentence. We don’t talk about the deep meaning behind this sentence. I just want to ask everyone, does it cost money to move, does it cost money to buy a house, does it cost money to rent a house? , Do you need money to build a house? Where can Meng's mother move without money?" Lin Sen's fresh and refined remarks received warm applause from the audience.