Laozi is the village head

Chapter One and Three

Zhang Daofeng didn't know that Jiuxi Spiritual Realm had such a magical effect. If he knew it, he would still study for so long. Would he be afraid of wolves and ghosts?The answer, of course, is no. He opened the seal early and lived freely here. Does he still need to be stunned by Yang Feng?

"If you talk bad about someone behind your back, you will get acne on your head." Yang Feng said suddenly, frightening Zhang Daofeng, and asked in surprise: "Do you know what I'm thinking?"

"Yes!" Yang Feng smiled and replied triumphantly.

"Then do you know what I was thinking just now?" Zhang Daofeng asked.

"I won't tell you." Yang Feng smiled.

"Cut! In the Jiuxi Spiritual Realm, we are independent of each other, and you don't have mind-reading skills, it is impossible to feel my thoughts." Zhang Daofeng saw the flaw and glanced at Yang Feng disdainfully.

"Are you sure?" Yang Feng asked.

"Of course I am sure, because I can't feel your thoughts either. This is my place. Everything is my own initiative. I can't sense your thoughts. How could you sense my thoughts." Zhang Daofeng Analysis is also reasonable.

"May I introduce your place?" Yang Feng couldn't lie to this little guy, and Yang Feng didn't bother to talk nonsense. Business matters. He could guess that Zhang Daofeng was talking about him because his expression betrayed him and made him like a weasel. It's like stealing a chicken, except for having a black belly, probably nothing else.

"The Jiuxi Spiritual Realm is divided into nine layers, namely'black soil, green mountains, sweet springs, red streams, blue lakes, deserts, snowfields, blue seas, and polar regions'. Each layer has different properties and functions. We are now It is the first layer of black soil. The black soil has the magical ability to purify. Any crop planted on the black soil will automatically be upgraded to the best condition." Zhang Daofeng introduced.

"Continue." Yang Feng said with a calm look and took a deep breath.

"I don't know anymore. I stood on this black land and was destroyed." Speaking of the past, Zhang Daofeng was not embarrassed at all. He seemed to be proud of this incident. Yang Feng also asked about the head. How long is his daughter, but Zhang Daofeng didn't tell him, only that it was better than Dong Yuxin and Jia Qiongmei.

"That is to say, the recognition of Jiuxi Spiritual Realm is the same as us now?" Yang Feng asked with a smile.

"It's not the same, because the Jiuxi Spiritual Realm is one with my soul. There are some situations that only I can understand." Zhang Daofeng himself cannot guarantee this reason. He said this is just to swear his sovereignty, and he does not need to treat others. Cares, but he has this different feeling for this thing that has kept him alive.

"Breast, bosom, I won't grab you." Yang Feng rolled his eyes out of anger, and said, "What is the function of the black earth?"

"No more." Zhang Daofeng shook his head, suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly added: "The time here is different from outside."

"Is it that kind, one day outside, one year inside?" Yang Feng was stunned, and suddenly became excited. He has often seen this kind of thing in novels, and he didn't expect that it would happen to him one day.

"It's not that exaggerated, it's just that one day outside, the black soil is a hundred days." Zhang Daofeng smiled.

"That's enough, this is enough." Yang Feng was so excited that he couldn't close his smiling mouth, and directly ignored Zhang Daofeng's contemptuous eyes.

It is an unchangeable situation to give priority to cultivating the seeds of the rainbow rose. With the characteristics of the black soil region, it is better to take a little time to cultivate the seeds than Yang Feng goes to Xiahe Village to spread the clouds and rain every day and night. That is ten miles, and to avoid being caught People found out that he had to walk a remote mountain road, and if he accidentally fell down and died, he would be sorrowful.

Thinking of leaving the black soil in his heart, feeling a trance, Yang Feng opened his eyes and saw himself lying on the ground. It didn't take long for him to breathe a sigh of relief because it was still dark. If someone found out, explain it. It's not easy.

Taking advantage of the night, Yang Feng transplanted the flower seedlings planted with rainbow roses in the yard into the black soil of Jiuxi Spiritual Realm. Zhang Daofeng was in charge of it. He just digged and looked at the black soil and gave it away. Guidance, Yang Feng also understood that as long as the seedlings were dug out, he could get them in with his thoughts, but the ones that grew on the ground didn't work. He could still try, the guy didn't lie.

Except for Yang Feng in the Black Land, other live animals cannot be transported in. Otherwise, Yang Feng really wants to get those puppies in to accelerate their growth. When he grows up, he can go up the mountain to catch rabbits for him. Zhang Daofeng slammed, "You will die if you get in together, you have to plant one by one, do you think I am very idle!"

Yang Feng was stunned, and said without admitting that he knew what was wrong, "Isn't this novel? Use more energy!"

Zhang Daofeng gave Yang Feng a big roll of eyes, making Yang Feng look very kind, and smiled nervously. He only heard Zhang Daofeng's angry saying: "Go out and get me out. I will go crazy if I stay here overnight."

"Can you get out by yourself?" Yang Feng asked suspiciously.

Zhang Daofeng gave Yang Feng another cold eye, "Nonsense, why can I go out and still use you? If I can go out, I will be tossed by you?"

Yang Feng smiled, Zhang Daofeng was a little cold in his back, and he felt that something bad was about to happen. Sure enough, his prediction was correct. Yang Feng smiled and asked, "I really want to go out, right?"

Zhang Daofeng nodded and looked at Yang Feng vigilantly. He was smart and realized that he was going to be bullied. This is Yang Feng's hobby. He tortured him whenever he catches a chance, and he is still an idiot.

"Call a boss to listen." Yang Feng smiled triumphantly.

Zhang Daofeng is again with a white-eyed posture that a soldier can be killed and cannot be humiliated. Yang Feng smiles and doesn't mind. If it is so easy to subdue this kid, then it is not the Zhang Daofeng he knows. He first left the black land and went back to the house to get his notebook. , And then entered the Black Territory again, Zhang Daofeng's angry eyes saw a flash of light from the notebook.

With a light hand, the notebook arrived in Zhang Daofeng's hands. Zhang Daofeng waved his hand and said in a victorious gesture: "Okay, you can go to sleep, even if you have a little conscience, here, I have more time to look at it. The cartoon is playing games."

Yang Feng smiled, did not speak, and went to sleep after leaving the black soil. This sleep was particularly sweet. He woke up early in the morning and couldn't help but laughed. I don’t know that Zhang Daofeng played for a few hours yesterday. I hope he will not Go crazy.

In the Jiuxi Spiritual Realm, Zhang Daofeng has cursed Yang Feng tens of thousands of times. From eating out flies, walking into the sewer, and giving birth to a son without any farts and eyes, everything he can think of is repeated, and then again, cursing people Cursed that he was asleep, but it was a boring thing.

"Brother! Big brother! You come in and see me soon." Zhang Daofeng no longer cursed, but turned into pleading and wailing. He didn't expect Yang Feng to be so insidious. He gave him a notebook, but didn't give him electricity. , And he didn't know that the notebook could not be used for a long time.

When eating breakfast, Yang Feng suddenly thought of a question. Since Zhang Daofeng is a living person in Jiuxi Spiritual Realm, would he need to eat? There was no food in Jiuxi Spiritual Realm, so he hurriedly entered Jiuxi Spiritual Realm. , Saw Zhang Daofeng sleeping on the ground, smiled and pushed.

"Boss, from now on, you will be my boss, and you will be my brother. I'm afraid of you, right?" Aroused, Zhang Daofeng immediately hugged Yang Feng and rubbed Yang Feng with his nose and tears. .

"Now that you know it was wrong?" Yang Feng asked triumphantly.

"I know, I shouldn't be arrogant, shouldn't be arrogant, shouldn't listen to the boss's orders, from now on, the boss, you let me go up the mountain, I will never go down the river, you let me fight birds, I will never catch rabbits." Zhang Daofeng An elementary school student made a mistake, standing in front of Yang Feng with his head bowed to mark his loyalty. His weakness was stuck tightly by Yang Feng, and he had to let Yang Feng ravage him.

"Are you hungry?" Yang Feng asked Zhang Daofeng stupidly. He didn't know what Yang Feng meant. Suddenly, he understood. He glanced at Yang Feng gratefully and said: "For people, even if you enter Jiuxi In the spiritual realm, the flow of time is still the same as outside, so don’t worry about starving to death here. I don’t seem to feel hungry. Can I just pee and not eat?"

Zhang Daofeng hurriedly unbuttoned his pants, but he didn't urinate for a long time. He looked confused and lost. Yang Feng thought for a while and asked, "Is it because I didn't eat or drink water?"

"Possibly, quickly, get me something to eat and drink in." Zhang Daofeng's eyes flashed a ray of light, and said anxiously.

He drank two bowls of porridge and ate five buns. Zhang Daofeng hiccuped to indicate that he was full. When he lay back, he lay on the ground, touched his bulging belly, and sighed: "How long has it been? I feel that way, it’s great to be able to eat."

Yang Feng was also relieved. Although Zhang Daofeng's ability to eat and drink would not affect his survival here much, he couldn't bear to see the excitement as a flash in the pan. After all, in addition to the senses, living people need to eat and drink. Sleeping, only in this way can it prove that Zhang Daofeng is still alive. Although it is another kind of survival, it is really alive.

After leaving the Black Territory, Zhang Daofeng was pulled out together. Now the real controller of Jiuxi Spiritual Realm is Yang Feng. Zhang Daofeng is like the administrator he hired, and this administrator is still free.

"It's better for Jiuxi Space, your mind is too awkward." Zhang Daofeng's voice clearly appeared in his mind.

"You take it as I want, do you want to stay inside again?" Yang Feng asked angrily.

"No, you won't be killed. Don't want to keep me inside until you solve the power supply problem." Zhang Daofeng simply refused. He had received Jiuxi Spiritual Realm before. It was a kind of excitement and excitement for him. Now, Jiuxi Spiritual Realm is simply hell to him, no, hell even more than hell.

"Except for anger, things with fire can't get in, how can I solve the power supply problem for you?" Yang Feng was a little helpless, originally thinking of getting him a diesel generator, but who knows that everything that can breathe fire and smoke will enter. Nothing in the Jiuxi Spiritual Realm, this completely extinguished his thoughts. There is no connection, no fire, no sun, no solar energy, and no river in it. Not to mention that he will not build a hydropower station, even if it will be built. There is no wind, and wind power generation is useless. I am afraid that only nuclear power plants are left, but Yang Feng doesn’t think he can handle that stuff. It’s still a problem to get the Jiuxi Spiritual Realm to be allowed or not to be built. Once that thing leaks, the pollution is far greater. Smoke and fire.

"Oh! I am lonely, I can only enjoy the sadness on a lonely night." Zhang Daofeng sighed. If he had said this before, Yang Shengeng felt that the vicissitudes of life had a taste, but since he knew his ten teenage boys , I just wanted to laugh when I heard this.

"I'm still lonely." Yang Feng said angrily, ignoring this guy who was babbling in his mind, as if he was chanting a spell, and went out to supervise the work. Now there are a lot of things that need him to deal with. In that free time, I will study how to make electricity for him. Even if he has an idea, the size of that acre is not suitable for experimentation. Let’s wait for the space to expand in the future. According to Zhang Daofeng, the space can be expanded, but how can it be expanded? He didn't know that after he got the Jiuxi Spiritual Realm, there were thousands of acres of land in the Black Earth Realm.