Laozi is the village head

"Mr. Yang, there has been an incident recently. One night, there was a very strange scene in Shanghe Village. There was a fairy riding a bear and a tiger passing by. Is this true?" Tian Yun asked with a smile.

"Really, it is true, many people have seen it." Yang Feng replied excitedly.

"Then Mayor Yang, do you know this fairy?" Tian Yun then asked.

"Yes." Yang Feng's answer made Tian Yun stunned.

"Then I don't know Mr. Yang, can you introduce this fairy to us?" Tian Yun asked again.

"Chang'e, everyone knows, I won't say more." Yang Feng smiled, Tian Yun laughed, and said: "It seems that Village Chief Yang is not going to tell us the truth. I wonder if Village Chief Yang can talk about it. What do you think about the appearance of tigers and bears, because there have been rumors of bears in Shanghe Village before."

"This, we mainly have to thank our country, the party, the government, CCTV, Nanling TV, Hefeng TV, and Shanghe TV. Oh! There is no TV in Shanghe Village, but I believe that our A&V must Yes." Yang Feng opened his mouth and Tian Yun was depressed.

"Thank you for staying at the end. Please also ask Village Chief Yang to first talk about whether the beast will affect the current tourism industry in Shanghe Village." Tian Yun had to interrupt. It is estimated that if you let him go on, Teacher Cang should also appear Up.

Yang Feng said: "Yes, I believe that many people will come to Shanghe Village to see tigers and bears. The zoo charges a fee. It is completely free here. The tourism industry in Shanghe Village will be greatly improved and climb to a new height. To be as high as Mount Everest, I actually have a dream. I hope that one day, we don’t have to go to the North Pole to see penguins. We can see them in Shanghe Village."

"The penguin seems to be in the South Pole, the North Pole is a polar bear." Tian Yun corrected.

"Penguins and polar bears were separated in different places, so how did they give birth to sharks?" Yang Feng asked Tian Yun with black lines, gestured to the cameraman, turned off the camera, and asked with a grimace: " Yang Feng, can you speak to me well."

"Do you have a boyfriend?" Yang Feng asked with a straight face.

"No, do you want to be my boyfriend?" Tian Yun asked sharply.

"No, I just think you have a little endocrine disorder recently." The cameraman, makeup artist and Dong Yuxin couldn't help laughing anymore.

"You have an endocrine disorder." Tian Yun cursed badly.

"I didn't have acne again." Yang Feng retorted forcefully. Tian Yun went violently. There was a small beanie on her forehead, but it had nothing to do with endocrine disorders. It was eaten with chili.

"Sister Tian, ​​calm down, calm down!" The cameraman and makeup artist hurriedly stopped Tian Yun, but they forgot to pull Yangfeng, and Yang Feng took this opportunity to run away.

"Hmph! The monk who ran away, you can't run to the temple. If you don't cooperate with my interview, I will live here and not leave." Tian Yun shouted.

"He is eager. I guess he wants to go into the mountains to find tigers and bears. There is no guard at the door." Dong Yuxin smiled.

"Ah! He has entered the mountain, hurry up, let's go too." Tian Yun yelled, and ran out of the door hurriedly, without noticing that Dong Yuxin's mouth had a faint smile of conspiracy.

Yang Feng ran very fast, and Tian Yun didn’t see Yang Feng’s shadow at all, but she couldn’t be troubled. She was also familiar with the people in Shanghe Village. When she asked someone, she knew which direction Yang Feng had gone from and chased after him. Go up.

"Sister Tian, ​​shall we still chase?" The makeup artist asked in fear after leaving the tourist area in the quiet forest.

"Chasing, why not chase." Tian Yun said bullishly.

"Sister Tian, ​​but we don't even know where the village chief Yang went, and there are tigers and bears here." The cameraman had to remind that as the only man in the trio, he had to be two men. A lady is responsible, but also responsible for herself.

"Ah!" Tian Yun exclaimed. Only then did he remember why they came. She is not afraid of tigers in the zoo, because they are locked in a cage, or she is locked in a cage, but the ones here are scared. , The story of tiger cannibalism has been heard since childhood, and there are countless versions. But the story of tiger cannibalism is Wu Song. She doesn't think that the three of them can be more powerful than Wu Song.

Two tigers and one bear, there is no chance of winning, Tian Yun decided to go back. Although the reporter is a risky industry, he can't send himself to the tiger’s mouth, and there is no need to take the risk, just catch Yang Feng. , She has no worries about finding a tiger.

The tiger roared and the wind rose. Tian Yun looked at the two looking behind him in horror and couldn't help but glanced back. With this look, he fainted in darkness. I don't know when, there was a tiger standing behind him. This scared her out of the body, two souls

The tiger glanced at Tian Yun disdainfully, as if he was saying, "With this courage, I dare to come to see him, and see if he doesn't scare you to death."

The tiger turned his head and quickly disappeared into the forest. The two of them hurried up to rescue them. They passed out. The artificial respiration didn't work. Although the cameraman wanted to, he didn't dare, and there was no chance. The makeup artist had already started to pinch people. After a while, Tian Yun woke up slowly.

"Are we all dead?" At first reaction, Tian Yun thought he was no longer in the world.

"Sister Tian, ​​no, the tiger is gone." The makeup artist said hurriedly.

"Oh!" Tian Yun breathed a sigh of relief, as if the soul was slowly returning, and asked anxiously, "Have you taken a picture of the tiger?"

"No, that can be taken care of." The photographer said embarrassedly.

"Oh! We're here for nothing." Tian Yun was so depressed, he almost lost his life, and he didn't even leave any evidence. This trip to hunt the tiger didn't know whether it was a success or a failure.

With horror, excitement, and unwillingness, Tian Yun and the others returned to Shanghe Village. They were stunned as soon as they entered Yangfeng’s courtyard. Yang Feng was playing chess with Dong Yuxin in the courtyard, happily, afraid that others would not know that his life was very happy. Tea and chess are accompanied by beautiful women.

"When did you come back?" Tian Yun asked curiously.

"I'm back early." Yang Feng replied disapprovingly.

"Have you seen a tiger?" Tian Yun despised it, feeling kind of fooled.

"I saw it!" Yang Feng answered, Tian Yun was stunned, and asked anxiously: "Where?"

"It's in the woods on the other side of the river, don't worry, I told them that they are not allowed to eat people." Yang Feng said.

"If you let them not eat people, they won't eat people?" Tian Yun asked angrily.

"Facts have proved that you can come back alive, you have to thank me, should you be polite to your savior?" Yang Feng said jokingly.

"How did you know we met a tiger?" Tian Yun asked in a daze, puzzled.

"Look at your expressions. Believe it now, we have tigers in Shanghe Village." Yang Feng asked with a smile.

"There is also Nanling, not in Shanghe Village," Tian Yun retorted.

"Shanghe Village is in Nanling, and if Nanling has it, it means we have Shanghe Village." Yang Feng argued hard.

"Why don't you say that the tiger belongs to your family? You raised it." Tian Yun rolled his eyes and said.

"Huh! You can guess that, not bad, IQ is almost catching up with Xiaohei." Yang Feng made a surprised expression, and Dong Yuxin couldn't help laughing.

"What is Xiao Hei?" Tian Yun is not stupid, knowing that there must be a problem with this sentence, and asked.

"Xiao Hei." Yang Feng yelled. Xiao Hei ran out of the room. Tian Yun saw that her face became very dark and dark. She was so desperate to go up to Yang Feng, she even dared to say that her IQ was not even small. The dog is high, it's too bully.

"Sister Tian, ​​have something to say." Seeing that Tian Yun was in a runaway state again, the two hurriedly stopped Tian Yun. They came for an interview this time. How can they interview after this fight? If you can't complete the mission, you have to go back. Those who are being trained, Tian Yun is now big, and the leader will save a bit of face, but they will definitely become scapegoats.

"You can't speak well! Xiaoyun's family can help you very much." Dong Yuxin gave Yang Feng a roll of eyes, and took Tian Yun to sit beside her.

"Okay, let's talk about tigers now. Reporter Tian doesn't mind?" Yang Feng's smile made the flames in Tian Yun's heart go up.

"Don't mind, ready to start." Tian Yun took a deep breath and gritted his teeth.

As soon as the camera turned on, Yang Feng said directly, "Dear friends, everyone, I am Yang Feng, the mayor of Shanghe Village. I want to explain the tiger and the chivalrous woman in Shanghe Village. First, this matter is true. Many people saw it with their own eyes. Of course I didn’t see it because I slept at home that day. Secondly, where did this tiger come from and who this chivalrous girl was? I don’t know, because I want to know; third, please All visitors to Shanghe Village should pay attention. Don’t go into the mountain without the guidance of our professionals and hunting dogs. Otherwise, any situation will have nothing to do with Shanghe Village. It seems that it has nothing to do with us. Tiger cannibalism is illegal. Fourth, if someone encounters a tiger or a bear in the mountains, please don’t make an attacking gesture, and don’t plan to come forward to make friends, because you are not a chivalrous woman, quietly retreat, and then run as fast as you can. It’s safe when you reach a crowded place. Fifth, the villagers along the Nanling Mountains should pay attention to the fact that in Nanling, besides one bear and two tigers, there are also a large number of wolves. This is what I saw with my own eyes. Everyone should know the danger."

"Have you seen a wolf?" Tian Yun was shocked, but he didn't expect to have such a fierce material.

"There are not only wolves, but also big pythons, almost as thick as a bucket. If I hadn't brought more dogs last time, I guess you would have seen a new grave on the top of Shanghe Village." Yang Feng half-seriously half-joked Said.

"Really?" Tian Yun asked suspiciously.

"If you don't believe me, Reporter Tian will go to the virgin forest of Nanling and walk around in person." Yang Feng smiled.

"That said, Nanling is full of dangers?" Tian Yun asked.

Yang Feng said: “It can’t be said that, in fact, humans and animals are of the same kind. In addition to being hungry, large beasts will attack people, and they will also attack when people provocation. So as long as we don’t take the initiative to look for things. Son, it’s safe. The rabbits and pheasants in Nanling are enough to feed dozens of tigers and bears. They have no shortage of food, and human flesh is not delicious."

"Why, Village Chief Yang has eaten human flesh, knows how it tastes?" Tian Yun asked deliberately.

"At this point, I think Reporter Tian has the most say." Yang Feng smiled.

"How can I have the most say?" Tian Yun asked puzzled.

"Because Reporter Tian, ​​you are a woman!" Yang Feng took it for granted that everyone except the cameraman was stunned.

"What do you mean?" Tian Yun asked without understanding.

"Reporter Tian is still not married, right?" Yang Feng asked.

Tian Yun gave Yang Feng a cold eye. He didn't know if she was married or not. Suddenly, she understood, her face felt a little hot, and she cursed, "Shameless, nasty."

"Oh! You want to be crooked." Yang Feng sighed softly, making the cameraman couldn't help laughing anymore. To Yang Feng, he had a sense of admiration for him, and he felt that he was a model for countless male prostitutes to learn from. This beauty is molested. Looking at their TV station, who dares?Yang Feng did not expect that he would become a role model again by accident.

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