Laozi is the village head

Chapter One Two Three Hip Hop Style

"Our Xiaoxi and Xiaoha are so interesting! Let's hand over the microphone to Xiaoxi and Xiaoha in the following time. Today's wedding will be hosted by them." The hostess likes to touch Xiaoxi and Xiaoha. Retired to the audience.

"Let's start?" Xiao Xi turned her head and asked Xiao Ha.

"Let's get started." Xiaoha nodded in a serious manner.

"Guests, good noon everyone." Xiao Xi stretched her neck and shouted.

"Let us represent the two newcomers again, and welcome everyone." Xiaoha said.

"Let us invite two newcomers below." Xiao Xi said with a kind.

"Play music!" Xiao Ha shouted, and suddenly there was a sound of gongs and drums. A team of monkeys with drums hanging on their chests sent Dong Xuefei and Pan Ming up. The drums were beaten in a mess, but no one was picking it up, everyone. Watching this extraordinary scene with great interest.

"It's over, all the limelight has been robbed. I hope that Pan Ming will not kick Brother Dong out of bed at night." Jia Qiong laughed.

"No." Yang Feng said with great certainty.

"Why?" Wu Si asked inexplicably.

"Because Pan Ming is still a good place." Yang Feng's answer made everyone dumbfounded. What kind of answer is this, but when I think about it, it seems to make some sense.

"Music stop!" When Dong Xuefei and Pan Ming got on stage, Xiao Xi shouted aloud, but the monkeys were clamoring for excitement, so those who could listen to it.

"Whoever beats the drum again, I will pee on it every day from now on." Xiaoxi said angrily. The monkeys stopped hurriedly. Pan Ming's smiling stomach hurts and he hurriedly helped Dong Xuefei.

"What's the next?" Xiaoxi asked Xiaoha suddenly, and said helplessly: "Let these long tails be forgotten."

"Don't worry, I remember." Xiao Ha patted his chest and said in a loud voice: "Please give a speech from the bride and groom, and then kiss each other deeply for 30 seconds."

Dong Xuefei laughed, and hand in hand with Pan Ming, thanking all the guests and relatives of both parties. After speaking, a deep kiss was made. Xiaoxi and Xiaoha laughed again. Xiaoxi said, "This deep kiss is worthy of sticking out your tongue. ?"

"I don't know, let's try it someday, I haven't studied it." Xiaoha's answer made the audience burst into laughter, and Pan Ming gave the two birds a shy look.

"No, you will get pregnant if you kiss me." The laughter increased again, and everyone was marveling at the exquisite language of the two birds. I don't know who trained them.

"The bride and groom bow, thank you for all those who have wings." Xiaoxi said, making Dong Xuefei bend over halfway and stop and stop. There are only two of them with wings. Thank you for thanks.

"The bride and groom bowed three times, thanking everyone with long tails." Xiao Ha followed, and the Great Sage took the monkey to beat the drums a few times, as if he was afraid that people would not understand who they were thanking.

"The bride and groom bow three times, thank you for all those without wings and tails." Dong Xuefei and Pan Ming smiled at each other. The status of this person is really low in the eyes of these two birds!

"You have invited both parents to come to the stage." Xiao Ha shouted, causing Pan Ming's mother who was in the audience to tremble and stepped onto the stage in fear.

"Bow three times to my parents, thank you for your kindness," Xiao Xi said.

"Parents are preparing red envelopes, and the newcomer changed his mouth." Xiaoha followed another sentence. At this point, Yang Feng finally breathed a sigh of relief and said triumphantly: "Look, my education has achieved good results."

On the stage, Dong Xuefei and Pan Ming called their parents, while Xiaoxi and Xiaoha were unwilling to be lonely. Xiaoha asked Xiaoxi: "Do we have parents?"

"No, we were born with eggs. Our previous life was a bird's egg. After five hundred years of wind and five hundred years of sunlight, it became a bird." Xiaoxi said this, Taiwan. The four parents above couldn't help it, that laugh!

"Uncle village chief, you are so talented." Wu Sisi clutched his stomach and looked at Yang Feng admiringly.

"For a thousand years, he will definitely be a badass." Jia Qiong also said with a smile.

"This has nothing to do with me. Where did you learn these two?" Yang Feng hurriedly separated himself from the relationship.

"Next procedure, the new couple worship each other!" The process was back on track, as if it was just to give you a sigh of relief. When the couple had finished worshipping, the two began again, and they shouted: "The bride and groom enter the bridal chamber."

"My love, naked! My love, get naked!" The two birds hissed with exhaustion on the stage, and the people who jumped on the table, whether on the stage or off the stage, were breathing Breathing, tears burst into his laughter.

"This is the end of the wedding ceremony, please take your seats, we are ready to eat, everyone eat and drink." These two sang for a while, and finally let everyone go, announced the opening, someone looked at the time at 12:10 , I had a good grasp of the time, everyone took their seats, the waiter quickly brought the dishes up, and in the blink of an eye a full table was placed.

"Huh! How did the taste of this dish change?" Someone was a regular customer of this hotel, and they tasted different as soon as they ate them. They tasted the dishes one by one, and found that most of them were different from the usual taste, all of them changed. It's delicious.

"Strange, how come the taste is not as good as that of the village chief?" Wu Sisi, an absolute gourmet, tasted different as soon as he imported it.

"You mean I didn't bring the water, right?" Yang Feng asked with a smile.

"You should bring some, let everyone taste what is delicious." Wu Sisi said, and people laughed. At this time, when I saw the guests at the banquet, their lives were really happier.

The grand banquet gradually came to an end amidst the excitement and laughter. On behalf of his family, Dong Yuxin arranged for Yang Feng and the others to have a good time at night. Everyone agreed, but Yang Feng had a different voice. He was going On a trip to the northeast, the vast Daxinganling has always been his goal. In fact, Yang Feng is not impossible to walk one day late, but looking at the unkind eyes of Dong Yuxin’s cousins, I think it’s better to flash people early. God knows what else to wait. Looking at him, in the eyes of everyone's contempt, he fled.

A banquet leaves all guests not the handsome and beautiful couple, nor the strong lineup of the guests at the banquet, but the bunch of animals, especially the two hip-hop birds, which bring everyone the most joy and leave it to people. The deepest impact, besides, was the exquisite delicacies on that table. Afterwards, many people came here to dine again, but found that what they ate was not the same as today, so they asked the person in charge and learned that the banquet was that day. Most of the materials used were prepared by the Dong family. People could not help but feel a little surprised. The banquet self-provided materials are rare, but this also shows a problem. The Dong family must know that these materials are different from the market. There are often some, otherwise it won't be so troublesome.

The person in charge of the hotel approached Dong Xuefei in the future and wanted to purchase materials, but in the end it was hard to wish. The output of Shanghe Village was only that little. Now it is a little bit unable to keep up with the expenses of the three hotels. How could it be returned to others? Local supply, but as things spread, the delicacies of Shanghe Village came into the eyes of the powerful.

On the trip to the Northeast, Yang Feng did not choose to drive stupidly, but chose a plane to fly directly to Ice City. This rich and beautiful city would always exude charming colors before winter, if it weren’t for Dong Yuxin’s recent days. Time, Yang Feng will definitely take Dong Yuxin to look at the ice lanterns, ski skiing, and eat authentic Northeastern cuisine, but now, he can only take off.

"Hello! Can we change positions?" A soft voice rang in his ears. Yang Feng looked back and saw that she was a girl in her twenties. Although her appearance was slightly worse than Dong Yuxin's, her body was very good. Well, a pair of giant peaks in front of the chest has a posture ready to emerge.

"Is there any reason?" Yang Feng asked suspiciously.

"I like to sit by the window," the beauty answered naturally.

"It's the first time I fly by plane. I want to sit by the window and see the scenery outside." Yang Feng smiled and refused. It's a beautiful woman. I still like it. Brother still likes beautiful women. I can't tell you, let's open the room. .

The beauty's face showed a trace of embarrassment. She gave Yang Feng a fierce look. Yang Feng smiled disapprovingly and turned his head out of the window. The beauty around him was like a cloud. It can not be said that he has immunity to the beauty, but the resistance is still there, and most people do. If you don't see a beautiful woman, you won't be able to find North, unless you don't know what you can do and expect to have something to do with the beautiful woman. Now Yang Feng has no idea, so just ignore it.

Looking at the beauties around him, Yang Feng found that besides intimacy, this is also the relationship of interest. Dong Yuxin, who first appeared in life, is also the closest person now. Although the two are linked together because of interest, this is not Influencing the closeness of the two people, then Jia Qiong, on the one hand, Dong Yuxin’s good sister, on the other hand, is also driven by interests. At that time, Shanghe Village needed a strong buyer; then Wu Sisi, who settled down in Shanghe Village, if It’s not because of Liu Yan, it’s impossible for him to know him. As the saying goes, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors. They are thousands of miles away and suddenly meet. They are so kind. Naturally, they stop Wu Sisi and return to the ranks of younger sisters. This girl is not bad, and finally established a hub of interest. Even though Liu Yan, although she is a close neighbor, Yang Feng treated her especially because of her own talents. When she learned that Liu Yan was behind the bandits, Yang Feng. A certain thought arose, and now it seems that this is absolutely correct.

Yang Feng doesn’t know what to say about the other close relationships. Even if it’s a fate, life will always meet some people on the way you walk, some will stay with you for life, and some will be there. This road goes back and forth, and some people are passersby passing by, just like the one next to him.

Looking through the window, looking at the silver world below, my soul seemed to have reached a particularly peaceful place. As the plane slowly landed, the tranquility was eventually broken, unfastened the seat belt, got up and walked towards the cabin door.

Seeing Yang Feng with both hands empty and not even a small bag, the stewardess kindly reminded: "Sir, did you bring luggage and other items?"

"No, thank you!" Yang Feng smiled politely. That's how people are, and being kind to others can be exchanged for friendliness. He feels that in the future, he will have to carry a bag to pretend to be. This is not the only way to ensure that you don't walk around naked.

When I got off the plane, the first feeling was cold. This cold is not ordinary. The capital is cold enough, but it is not as good as here. It is indeed an ice city. Yang Feng’s physique is a bit unbearable, I don’t know. Those girls who wear stockings, are you cold?

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