Laozi is the village head

The first fifty-eight chapters of the eunuch from the snake bite

The wedding is lively and grand. This has become a rule. The guests all smiled and gave a blessing and sent a red envelope. Yang Feng saw Wu Dongsheng and said with a smile: "Xiao Wu, here."

Dong Yuxin endured a smile. This was definitely not polite. Someone was going to be unlucky. Han Wanyue looked puzzled. Are they so familiar, and they seem to have hatred, Wu Dongsheng smiled and said, "Brother Yang , You guys are early!"

"Being happy, it must be as early as possible. If Xiao Wu doesn't dislike it, we will sit together today and have a good drink." Yang Feng warmly invited.

"Okay, it's rare to run into someone like you, Brother Yang, so we'll have a good drink." Wu Dongsheng smiled and agreed.

"Are men like this?" Han Wanyue asked Dong Yuxin in a low voice.

"Perhaps." Dong Yuxin smiled, can't guess what Yang Feng wants to do, should he put this down on the wine table?He didn't think it would be so simple. Who is Yang Feng, how could he easily bypass his enemies, Wu Dongsheng could be regarded as a grudge.

"Admire!" Seeing Yang Feng and Wu Dongsheng taking their seats affectionately, like brothers who hadn't seen each other for several years, Han Wanyue exclaimed.

"Humans are like this." Dong Yuxin smiled naturally, wanting to see what Yang Feng wanted to do, and sat down with Yang Feng and the others, waiting for the wedding to begin. After the formal ceremony, it was time to eat.

At the beginning of the banquet, Yang Feng frequently toasted Wu Dongsheng. Whatever acquaintance hate a toast late, what blessings for a couple, what congratulations and riches, I used everything that I could use, and finally even used a toast today. Wu Dongsheng is always willing to come, and fights with Yang Feng. Yang Feng is drunk and confused, while Wu Dongsheng is in good condition. Wu Dongsheng is secretly proud and wants to get him drunk. It is simply whimsical.

Dong Yuxin held back a smile. She still didn't know how much Yang Feng's alcohol was. As for this little wine, Yang Feng would definitely not be able to drink this level. In this state, he is absolutely pretending. It can be seen that his purpose is not wine. , She didn't guess wrong on this point.

"Xiao Wu, you don't want to run away," Yang Feng said, looking like a drunkard.

"Release water." Wu Dongsheng smiled and said.

"Together." Yang Feng was drunk and confused, and went to the bathroom with Wu Dongsheng swayingly. Wu Dongsheng didn't notice. A light flashed in Yang Feng's eyes. This action of releasing water might not be too calm.

In the bathroom, because of the presence of other people, Yang Feng could only sigh that Wu Dongsheng had good luck. The two of them returned after releasing the water. Dong Yuxin looked at Wu Dongsheng suspiciously. There was nothing unusual. From this point of view, Yang Feng did not act.

Until the end of the banquet, Yang Feng did not act again. Without a suitable opportunity, he would not rush to take action. He often walks in the mountains and forests, and he is considered a standard hunter. Hunters often hit the target with one hit, and will not give the prey any chance. And Wu Dongsheng is now Yang Feng's prey.

After the banquet is over, Yang Feng and Wu Dongsheng are still getting better with their brothers. After Yang Feng's unremitting efforts, Wu Dongsheng also drank high. The two drunks walked to the yard, mainly because Yang Feng specially invited them to meet each other late. While chatting, when he came to a corner, Yang Feng untied his pants and began to let out water, Wu Dongsheng also came to join in the fun.

"Ah!" Wu Dongsheng let out a scream, scared Yang Feng a jealous spirit, turned his head and asked anxiously: "Xiao Wu, what's the matter?"

"Snake, there is a snake." Wu Dongsheng replied and fell to the ground with a plop.

A smile appeared on the corner of Yang Feng's mouth, and he shouted: "Come here, come here, let me die."

The two security guards ran over and were stunned. Yang Feng said anxiously, "Call an ambulance. Xiao Wu was bitten by a snake."

Upon hearing this, the security hurried to call 120 and inform people. Yang Feng and the others were already in the backyard of the clubhouse. Yang Feng’s voice was enough. A bunch of people rushed over after hearing the news. Even the bride and groom who were sending off relatives and friends ran over. When I asked, there was some worry on his face. Someone knew some daily first aid. After a few pinches under Wu Dongsheng's nose, Wu Dongsheng woke up, and the people who knew him urgently asked, "Where did you bite?"

Wu Dongsheng looked down and said embarrassedly: "I didn't bite there, so I hurriedly got up and fastened my pants."

People held back their laughter, showing a hint of surprise. This kind of answer is so concealed, how can you not know where it was bitten, especially the little snake lying softly, I don’t know that it won’t work in the future. Wu Dongsheng found someone to take him to the hospital, and his heart was extremely scared. The others also dispersed, and there was another topic in the excitement.

Seeing Yang Feng, Dong Yuxin couldn’t help but smile. Others didn’t know how snakes appeared here. How could she not know, let alone snakes. It’s probably not impossible to get a tiger out to scare Wu Dongsheng, but This is a bit too damaged, just bite there.

Yang Feng was indeed frightened. When Wu Dongsheng went to the hospital for an examination, he learned that the snake was not venomous. After a few days of training, it would be fine after the wound recovered. This heart was finally put in his stomach, but he did not expect it. Yes, people are fine, but the reputation is good. Everyone is circulating the legend of an eunuch, the only eunuch in the new century-Wu Dongsheng.

Although Wu Dongsheng has proved that he is not an eunuch, once the rumors spread, it will be like a prairie fire, which is out of control. He can't live broadcast to everyone to prove that he is not an eunuch. If he does that, he is afraid. It will become another focus.

Afterwards, Wu Dongsheng couldn’t understand why he was bitten by a snake. This thing usually appeared in the mountains and in the cities. From the beginning to the end, he didn’t suspect Yang Feng, because In his cognition, he didn't think Yang Feng was a magician.

Except for Dong Yuxin, no one suspected that Yang Feng was involved. Everyone thought it was an accident. Yang Feng’s feud was avenged. In the afternoon, he accompanied Han Wanyue and Dong Yuxin to go shopping happily. As long as the two of them see the right, Yang Feng’s answer There is one-buy, and there is only one payment method-credit card.

The next day, Yang Feng and the others went back to Nanling. Han Wanyue came back with them, saying that they wanted to see what Dong Yuxin said about the paradise. Because it was Sunday, Dong Minghua and Lou Lan were in Shanghe Village, so Dong Yuxin did not go home. , Went straight back to Shanghe Village, this time changed to Yang Feng to drive.

"The environment here is good!" As soon as he entered the area of ​​Hefeng County, Han Wanyue's eyes were bright.

"That's right, our Shanghe Village is much better than here." Yang Feng told the truth, but it sounded a little suspicion of Old Wang selling melons.

Han Wanyue finally believed it. Yang Feng was not bragging, and Dong Yuxin did not lie to him. Here, it is really a paradise. When I got off the car, I went straight to the pier and looked at the gurgling river and the fish that had emerged from time to time. Shouted a few times.

"Be careful to call the wolf!" Yang Feng joked.

"I also bite you first." Han Wanyue rolled her eyes irritably.

"Uncle Village Chief, you're back!" Wu Sisi ran out of the small building, and was a little excited to see Yang Feng. Liu Yan also walked out behind him, nodding to Yang Feng, in a posture that everything was silent.

"Uncle?" Wu Sisi's name made Han Wanyue look at Yang Feng, couldn't help but laugh, and took the initiative to introduce herself, guessing: "You must be sister Sisi, you must be sister Yanzi."

Yang Feng took out his golden horse horse, turned on his horse and ran away. Dong Yuxin smiled helplessly, and was about to take Han Wanyue home. With a little star in her eyes, Han Wanyue asked, "Sister, is there a horse? To ride a horse."

"Can you ride?" Dong Yuxin asked with a smile.

"Yes, yes." Han Wanyue said hurriedly.

Dong Yuxin smiled and brought a horse to Han Wanyue. He rode her own car and taught Han Wanyue. The two went to the village without delay. Wu Sisi and Liu Yan smiled and went back to watch TV.

"Parents, I'm back, Uncle Dong and Aunt Lan are here too." As soon as Yang Feng entered the yard, he saw four parents and adults sitting and drinking tea in the yard.

"Remember us, I thought you had forgotten us a month after you left." Wu Juan said angrily.

"Where can I? If you forget, no one can forget you! Isn't this busy?" Yang Feng smiled.

"I don't know what you are doing all day." Wu Juan said helplessly, and immediately changed to caring, "What do you want to eat at night?"

Yang Yi and the others smiled, and Dong Minghua said: "Look at which day you are free in the past two days, go to Governor Zhou's place and talk about you with me. You, the director, are like no one in the past."

"How could it happen? In ancient times, there were emperors who did not go to court for decades. I only have a few days now!" Yang Feng smiled.

"People are the emperor." Dong Minghua smiled.

"Uncle Dong, do you know what Governor Zhou is looking for?" Yang Feng asked.

"It should be related to the small farm plan." Dong Minghua knew a little bit and told Yang Feng.

"Small farm plan, what is it?" Yang Feng didn't understand, he had never heard of this!

Dong Minghua said: "You don't even know, this was proposed by Liu Yan."

"I don't know." Yang Feng shook his head, he really didn't know.

Dong Minghua said roughly, Yang Feng understands. I don’t know when Liu Yan made such a thing. But why did you ask him? It is unlikely that he will pay for it. It is not bad for saving money. Give it hard, yourself. What can you do again? I don't understand, I'm too lazy to think about it. I'll know when I see Zhou Kaixun.

In the evening, the two families had a meal together and announced a decision by the way. The wedding of Yang Feng and Dong Yuxin was decided to be held on August 8. They should also prepare for some things, such as wedding photos, such as jewelry, etc. Both parents can't help much, so they can only handle it by themselves.

Yang Feng happily agreed and promised to complete the task. Dong Yuxin gave him a roll of eyes, not at all unpretentious, but he was already planning how to take this wedding photo. I felt that it must not be too popular. He Village's unique geographical conditions, coupled with Yang Feng's strange methods, must be unique.

Yang Feng calculated in his heart that there are a lot of these things. He always thought that it was quite simple. Once the certificate is received, the banquet will be ready. When the day comes, there are still a lot of things to do, and there is not much time. That's it!