Laozi is the village head

After receiving a call from Yang Feng, Liu Yunna was a little surprised, a little helpless, but also a little bit happy. The captain who lost ten gambles and nine loses actually won, which cost them money, but Yang Feng finally showed up, and he was quite cooperative. It seems not difficult to move this. people.

Yang Feng entered the mountain this time and didn’t stay for too long. There was a pregnant wife at home, so he didn’t worry. He returned after only two days. He carried a big frame and walked in tremblingly. When I was in the yard, I heard that the Security Bureau came to the door. After thinking about it, he took the initiative to contact him. He didn't do anything endangering national security. It should be a good thing to think about it. If he came to arrest himself, he would not be so polite. .

"Come on, everyone, please sit down." This time, not only Quan Xiaotao and Liu Yunna, but the team leader also came to Yang Feng's house.

Nowadays, unlike the past, Yang Feng became very hot as soon as he walked in. He poured tea for three people and took fruit and melon seeds. This made Quan Xiaoxiao and Liu Yunna very depressed. They were like guarding against them and thieves last time. Why? Only two days later, the blizzard turned to the sun.

"What do you call Big Brother, right?" Yang Feng asked politely.

"Wang Qiushui." The captain replied with a smile, and said politely: "The name of the village chief Yang, we are like thunderous ears!"

"Normally so, third in Shanghe Village." Yang Feng smiled, not modest at all, making Wang Qiushui startled.

"Does Village Chief Yang know why we are here?" Wang Qiushui was a little skeptical. The key is that this family has talents.

"I don't know." Yang Feng shook his head and said, "I'm just a village chief, and I haven't done anything that hurts the world and endangers national security. If you want to come, you are not here to arrest me. Since you are not here to arrest me, that is. Friends, they’re guests, so please treat me warmly. Don’t leave at night. I will get some lamb and roast a hare and pheasant. Let’s try our special Baihe wine in Shanghe Village. Sister Yunna doesn’t drink white wine. We have Cuifeng fruit wine and wine, a glass of wine, and a skewer of grilled lamb, which is definitely more refreshing than steak."

Dong Yuxin couldn’t help but laughed. I don’t know what I’m going to do. Seeing this flickering energy, there should be something about these three that interest him. Liu Yunna smiled and thanked him, Yang Feng said it again. "Sister Yunna, don’t think we only have meat! We have wild mushrooms in Shanghe Village. There are dozens of varieties of them. Some are especially suitable for roasting. They are crisp and delicious, and they are very aromatic. Let’s get some beef bone sticks and boil some bone soup. , Drinking not only supplements calcium, but also warms the stomach."

"Well, Mr. Yang, can we talk about what we eat later." Wang Qiushui had to interrupt this allegro-like introduction.

"You are not here for food!" Yang Feng said slightly disappointed.

Wang Qiushui was stunned, then smiled and said: "We are not here for food, but for you, Village Chief Yang."

Wang Qiushui can understand that this Shanghe Village is now so exquisite, and coupled with the countless food, I am afraid that there is nothing wrong with the leaders. This is a rule, and no one can avoid it. Yang Feng regards them as having free food. .

"I! I don't have any advantages besides being able to eat and have a baby. Why are you looking for me?" Yang Feng asked with a silly smile.

Liu Yunna couldn't help laughing. This is really funny. Wang Qiushui smiled and said: "As far as we know, in addition to the above advantages, Mr. Yang can also control beasts, such as tigers and lions. of."

"Yes! The beasts around Shanghe Village listen to me, whoever doesn’t listen to me, I will give someone a drug, and then let Xiao Hei go round them, see if they dare not listen "Yang Feng said triumphantly.

Wang Qiushui was a little puzzled. Is this true? Or deliberately pretending to be foolish to confuse them, and asked: "I don't know if Village Chief Yang, your ability to control beasts, can you let us know."

"Yes!" Yang Feng readily agreed and shouted: "Xiao Hei, Mad Lion, Qiqi, Beibei."

A small, three, or four dogs ran over and ran in front of Yang Feng. Yang Feng waved his hand and shouted "stand at attention." Xiao Hei and their expressions changed, like a soldier, standing in a row with their heads high.

"Salute!" The four dogs all raised their paws and saluted Wang Qiushui and the others.

"After the ceremony, silently mourn!" Yang Feng said, Dong Yuxin couldn't help it. Taking the opportunity of adding water to flash people, she was afraid that she would never walk out again.

Liu Yunna looked sluggish, not to mention the training of this dog, this training method alone is absolutely alternative, who trains the dog, let the dog practice silent mourning, let alone, the four dogs bow their heads in silence. , I don't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, but it was the captain Wang Qiushui.

Wang Qiushui had a black face and said helplessly: "Mr. Yang, this dog is here. I don't know how much you can manipulate other animals?"

"This is hard to say, as long as it is raised by my family, the intimacy is high, but if it is not raised by my family, if you want them to do something, you will have to pay a very heavy price. Take that wedding as an example. I used five cows and twenty sheep to buy those guys, but at such a high price, after that job, I even shouted at me that I lost money.” Yang Feng said angrily.

"In that case, Village Chief Yang can control the birds?" Wang Qiushui asked with determination.

"Yes, in fact, birds are like people. As long as you buy enough of their needs, everyone is a friend. It's okay to help occasionally. For example, the thrush on my tree. If you want it to do something, you must get milk. The bread is waiting, the milk must be pure milk from Shanghe Village, and the bread must be blueberry flavor." Yang Feng said.

"Can you let us see it?" Wang Qiushui asked curiously.

"Hua Ling!" Yang Feng raised his head and shouted, Hua Ling flew down and landed on the table, with his mouth in Yang Feng's cup, drank his saliva, and looked up at Yang Feng.

"What do you want Hua Ling to do, or sing a song?" Yang Feng asked.

"Okay! Let's sing a song." Wang Qiushui was really asked, what could they do with a bird.

"Let's sing, just the song "I'm a Little Bird"." Yang Feng said, Hua Ling's really obedient chirping screamed. As for what it was called, people didn't understand.

"It's really good." Wang Qiushui boasted and asked Yang Feng: "Can you direct the dogs and the birds to do some special things?"

"Yes! The great sage of my family allows me to train the pot and wash the dishes now, and the washing is very clean." Yang Feng said.

"What about the birds?" Wang Qiushui asked expectantly.

"Yes! My Xiaobai can catch rabbits and pheasants. If we eat hare at night, Xiaobai has to catch it. If you don’t tell me, Brother Wang, I will forget. Hualing will tell Xiaobai and catch a rabbit. Come back." Yang Feng ordered, Hua Ling did not move, but gave a chirp.

"Come on, the deep-fried grasshopper I finished yesterday, I still want to eat it today. It's too oily, it's easy to be constipated." Yang Feng said.

"That's not okay. If you eat too much cake, you will get fat. If you are fat, you will not be able to fly. You should eat some white rice. At most, I will put some shredded pork in it." Yang Feng and a bird, a bird's voice, One person said that the big guys don't understand how to communicate. Anyway, they bargained and the lark flew away.

"Can you understand bird language?" Wang Qiushui asked in surprise.

"Yes, I can understand not only bird language, but all animal languages, except for humans, only English and Chinese, and only a few Chinese dialects." Yang Feng said triumphantly.

"When did your ability appear?" Wang Qiushui asked.

"When I was very young, I had a dog in my family when I was young, and I was able to talk to him. Later I found out that as long as I thought, I could understand the words of animals." Yang Feng said half-truth and Dong Yuxin was suspicious of him. What is the purpose of this.

"Mr. Yang is really a strange generation of people!" Wang Qiushui sighed, and said: "Our security bureau is responsible for protecting national security. What we need is a strange person like Mr. Yang. I wonder if Mr. Yang is willing to become us. One of them."

"Will you be willing, I have known for a long time that you will find me, so I have been waiting, can I join the dragon team?" Yang Feng asked excitedly.

"Dragon Team?" Wang Qiushui was confused. As far as he knew, the Security Bureau did not have such a department!

"Brother Yang, that was fabricated in the novel." Quan Xiaoxiao hurriedly explained.

"Oh!" Yang Feng was disappointed and stopped talking, as if he had no interest in joining the Security Bureau.

"The head of Village Yang is riding a golden eagle, flying above the nine sky, a bit of a dragon posture. If Village Chief Yang has no objection, then we will set up a special team, named the Dragon Team, with the head of Village Yang as the leader. What do you think?" Wang Qiushui turned his mind and found a way.

"Really?" Yang Feng asked excitedly.

"Of course it's true. I lie to anyone, and I can't lie to Village Chief Yang, otherwise you let the dog bit me." Wang Qiushui smiled.

"Yes, Xiao Hei from my family is very powerful." Yang Feng smiled, and said hurriedly: "When will the procedures be completed? Leader of Team Dragon, what a great position."

"Tomorrow, tomorrow we will go to the municipal office to complete the procedures. Village Chief Yang is a member of the Security Bureau." Wang Qiushui smiled.

"Okay, okay, you sit down and I'm going to make dinner, this flower spirit must have gone on a secret date again, and forgot about the business, I have to get the rabbit by myself." Yang Feng was excited and replied. When it came time to eat, he gave Xiao Hei and the others a few instructions. He took out the cutting board to cut the mutton, and asked Wang Qiushui and the others to help skew the meat. Wang Qiushui and the others wanted to go, but Yang Feng refused, so the three of them had to do it themselves. Up.

The three of them realized something was wrong, and the five of them couldn't eat so much. Wang Qiushui reminded him very politely: "Mr. Yang, this is almost enough."

"It's okay, it's okay, put more in the freezer, just take it out and bake it when you eat it next time, and save the skewers." Yang Feng came to the truth without hesitation. Wang Qiushui and the others looked at each other. They looked at each other speechlessly, and after doing it for a long time, they regarded them as coolies, but there was nothing to say. Just work and have the right to be your own food.

"You can just toss about others, it's from the Security Bureau." In the kitchen, Dong Yuxin couldn't help but smile.

"What's wrong with the Security Bureau, we didn't do anything bad, and we didn't plan to do anything bad, nothing terrible. These three people are doers. We treat them with good wine and meat." Yang Feng smiled and said disapprovingly. .

"Can you tell me, what are you doing?" Dong Yuxin asked worriedly.

"Get an amulet. A special department like the Security Bureau is suitable for people like me to enter." Yang Feng smiled.

"Then you have to be careful, don't be regarded as a guinea pig." Dong Yuxin smiled.

"Don't worry, when did we suffer." Yang Feng smiled, and when facing the three of Wang Qiushui, he returned to that silly look, which made Dong Yuxin feel helpless. This is abnormal again, I don't know. It's a blessing or a curse!

(Wang Qiushui made a guest appearance by book friend Wang Chuan Qiushui, thank you for your support!)