Laozi is the village head

Chapter Two Six & Four Four Real Men, Real Men

At 10 o'clock in the morning, all the staff assembled. A total of 462 treasure maps were distributed. Each child held a small shovel in his hand. This was the only tool for digging treasure. There were not so many people yesterday, but The night of action, the people who arrived early in the morning caused the number of people in this event to skyrocket overnight. Fortunately, Yang Feng and the others were well prepared. Everyone with children had a treasure map. Xiao Mengmeng held a big horn and shouted: The event begins now!"

Thousands of people are happily studying their own treasure maps. The treasure maps accurately indicate the location of the treasure, but there is also a great disadvantage. The terrain labeling is not obvious. Some are easy to find, but some are more difficult. I found it. The treasure is buried at any location within a radius of ten miles from the dock. Although the treasure map is simple, you can definitely see where the treasure is. As long as you find a similar object, you can find the treasure.

"This seems to be this yard." This treasure hunting team is a family of three. The three of them looked at the building on the map and compared them. Mom said not sure.

"It should be, the treasure is under the big tree 50 meters away." Dad looked at the distance and pointed to a tree and shouted, "Son, excavate."

The child took a shovel and started digging around the tree. The parents watched with a smile. This is nothing at home, there is the temptation of treasure. There is nothing wrong with this digging. After a while, they found something. With the help of, he lifted out the treasure box. The one-foot-square wooden box is beautifully made, with some shiny golden screws on it.

"It's really interesting, how much do they have to spend for this event!" Madam looked at the novelty. Although this box is not big, it is similar to the treasure box that is often seen on TV. Not to mention the contents, even this box is worth it. A lot of money.

"The handwriting is unprecedented. Village Chief Yang is a caring person!" Dad sighed and helped clean up the treasure chest. When the dirt on it was removed, the child opened the chest. The parents were dumbfounded. It was not that there was nothing in the box, but the box. The contents are so good, the box is full, a small bag of candies, a small bag of dried fruit, a set of stationery, a cartoon water bottle, which is completely crafted for children, and there are two small bottles that make parents a little confused , One piece is packed in a paper box, one bottle is written with the word "Neon clothing", and the other bottle is written "Xiong Feng". You know what a neon clothing is, but no one listens to what this Xiong Feng is. pass.

"This is mine, this should be yours." Mom is very smart, knowing that this gift is prepared for a family of three, and she put the neon clothes into her bag, the bottle of beige liquid called "Xiongfeng", He was about to give it to his father, but suddenly he took it back. He smiled and said: "I'll take it first, maybe it's for me."

"You can't be too greedy, you see how good our son is, you need your own things." The child's father protested helplessly, but protesting against this thing is generally useless.

"This candy is delicious, you guys, mom and dad." The child peeled a piece of candy to each of his parents. The parents smiled and nodded and said, "It's really good."

"Specially made in Shanghe Village." The child's father looked at the candy paper, there was no trademark or logo.

"Mom, can we dig a treasure chest again." The child said intentionally, making his father very helpless. He just praised him, which is greedy.

"But we only have one treasure map, and one treasure map can only dig one treasure chest." said the parents.

"Oh!" The child nodded understandably, holding his treasure chest, and walked to the dock, because everyone who had dug up the treasure would gather there.

Cheers kept ringing. Adults and children, both adults and children, are very happy to get the treasure.

Here at the pier, there are many people who are waiting for the treasure to come back. Seeing the first group of families digging back the treasure, they watched eagerly. The child hugged the treasure chest tightly, as if afraid of them. Rushing.

"Manager Liu, what is that Xiongfeng?" Because I don't know what Xiongfeng is, my mother specifically asked.

"Oh! That's a gift for my father, a total of 10ml, take it twice in the evening, there are not many things, it is a souvenir for everyone." Liu Yan smiled, specifically why she was not embarrassed I said that when I was ordering gifts, I wanted to only prepare gifts for the children, but Dong Yuxin said that since it was a family fun event, the whole family had to be happy, so I added a 10ml bottle of neon clothes. This mother’s gift is , Dad’s gift is a bit difficult, and in the end Yang Feng said something mysteriously. Although Liu Yan was speechless, I have to say that this is a very unique gift.

"Manager Liu, what exactly is Xiongfeng?" The dad couldn't help asking.

"For the specific effects, please ask Village Chief Yang. I'm not too sure. I only know that Village Chief Yang prepared it for your eldest brothers." Liu Yan bucked.

Yang Feng is not here. I went to Yang Feng for this. No one wants to. The key is that you can't find it!Anyway, I knew that it was for drinking. It shouldn't be a bad thing to think about it. Even if it's a prank, it will only take a few days at most, but I don't have such a bad taste when I want to come to Yang Feng.

When they learned that there was a small bottle of neon clothes in the treasure, those without children became even more depressed and vowed to give birth to one as soon as possible. I missed the one this year and must catch up with the one next year. This is a free gift.

"Manager Yang, how much do you get for this event!" someone said with emotion.

"I don't know, I haven't counted the details, but this year, Shanghe Village has a good income. It all depends on everyone's support. We will give back at the end of this year. It's not a big deal. We will give you benefits during the New Year." Liu Yan I really haven't calculated this value, because some things can't be calculated.

"Looking at your publicity, I thought that you had few tourists in winter and took the opportunity to solicit customers. Only now I know that you are trading at a loss." Someone said.

"Are you at a loss, not at a loss! What we gave was some items, but we gained countless joys and smiles, which cannot be bought with money." Liu Yan smiled.

"That's great. You can't buy joy and smiles." People applauded, and no one felt that Liu Yan was telling lies. They had already proved it with actual actions.

"Thank you for your support! Don't be sad for those friends who have no chance to dig treasures. We have specially prepared beef and mutton purchased from Mongolian grasslands for everyone. At the moment, it is being cleaned in the slaughterhouse. When you return in the afternoon, you can Take some back. Beef and mutton are sold at a uniform price of 20 yuan per catty, with a limit of five catties per person." Liu Yan announced something with a smile.

"This is the cheapest thing you sell in Shanghe Village!" someone joked.

"Happy days, we naturally have to make everyone happy together. We didn’t plan to sell the meat. We were all prepared to keep it for ourselves and give benefits to the staff. But nowadays, some people have not done their best, and we can’t let everyone be disappointed. Go back, just get some meat and go back to have a big meal." Liu Yan said.

When lunch came over, the refrigerated truck from the slaughterhouse drove over, and people lined up to buy meat. Not to mention that this was from the Mongolian grasslands. It was ordinary buffalo beef and mutton, which was sold for 20 yuan per catty, which was also a bargain. , But looking at the thick meat, everyone believes that this is really a cattle raised on the Mongolian grasslands. Normal cattle don’t have such thick meat.

"Where are the bull heads, why are there no bull heads for sale?" Someone bought ten thousand meat, and then focused on another thing.

"Null head and cow hooves, sheep head and sheep hooves, and internal organs are not for sale." The man in charge of cutting the meat answered.

"You've all kept this good thing!" The person who just asked with a helpless smile said, "Can you tell me when you sell liver soup?"

"I want it, I want it too." This sound immediately evoked everyone's response, and everyone realized that these things are the real treasures.

"You have to ask Village Chief Yang for this, but it is estimated that the possibility of selling it is unlikely." The meat cutter grinned. Now that life is better, everyone is focusing on these strange things. Before, if there was meat and not eaten, who would chew lamb hoofs? !

The lively crowd gradually dissipated, and there was wailing on the Internet. Everyone was denouncing Mr. Yang and Mr. Liu. They weren’t so cheating. If there is such a good thing, I’d say it early, but I’ll just talk about it. Complaining, ostentatiously despised, those who despise people who have not eaten grapes, in turn, are despised by those who eat grapes. Anyway, it is very lively, a different kind of activity, and it explains to people what is happiness and what Called smile.

"Shenshui, absolute Shenshui, the village head, smashing pots and selling iron to buy Shenshui." Suddenly, someone shouted such a sentence on Weibo. There was also such a sentence in the message board of Shanghe Village website, which made many unknown. The people of the truth were curious and asked.

"Xiongfeng, real man, real man, mighty village chief." Just as people were curious, someone yelled such a sentence. When everyone looked at the registration information, it turned out to be a woman. The imagination space expanded. less.

"Xiongfeng, it's good to be a woman." This sentence is even more weird. People search for the word "Xiongfeng", but they can't figure out what it is.

"Xiongfeng is not for sale at the moment, please don't call any more interested friends. Please pay attention to the website notice for the specific sale time." The phone kept coming in, but Liu Yan had no choice but to urgently issue such a notice.

"Xiongfeng, what is it?" Someone finally couldn't help but find answers in major forums.

Not to mention, someone really gave a detailed answer, "Xiongfeng, the Christmas treasure digging activity in Shanghe Village, gift to the father, colorless glass, round bottle, ten cents, beige, light wine, no formula, aphrodisiac Miraculous effect, if you serve it with divine assistance, relieve you of the nightmare of twelve seconds, and relieve the grief of three minutes, according to personal experience, three battles with his wife that night, a victory of seven points in the first battle (fifth is enough), a win-win; After ten ten (towards no strength to fight again), holding twenty, his wife lost; three battles after seven o'clock (morning), super long, eventually losing energy and transposition to enjoy the warmth of Guanyin, after the war, the time is about forty minutes. "

The appeal remarks were reposted at lightning speed, and Xiongfeng has become a new term, and Shanghecun’s Indian sacred oil also makes people doubt whether it really has such a good effect, you can look at Shanghecun. As always, it shouldn't be like a childcare.

The answer came out quickly. The poster was a mathematics teacher from a middle school in Nanling. No wonder this article was written in a nondescript manner. The teacher was a member of the treasure hunting activity that day. Amidst doubts, the teacher accepted In an interview with an online media, facing the camera, he took out the treasure chest obtained that day to prove it. It was a firm guarantee that what he said was false, and even his wife was interviewed to prove the truth of the matter.

Lively, very lively, the Internet world has always been like this. A small matter can magnify you to the scope of international events, not to mention that this is a major matter related to the dignity and face of men. For this reason, various media They all reached Shanghe Village to get some news about this incident.