Laozi is the village head

Chapter 281 is missing a bed warmer

"Did you say he was bitten?" After waiting for a while, Dong Yuxin asked curiously. Although the other party had a gun, Dong Yuxin didn't look scared at all. On the contrary, he felt very novel about it. He was shot in the middle of the night. , I'm afraid this will only happen in the movie.

"I don't know, you hide here, I'll go take a look." Yang Feng ordered, and let Lan Ling out to Dong Yuxin, and hid the little red snake from Nie Long's wife in his sleeve. This quietly When he touched forward, Tianyan kept observing the surrounding situation, waiting for Yang Feng to detect the two snakes, he couldn't help but froze, and they were all dead. It seemed that the man had run away.

Yang Feng went over and looked. The other party should have been staying in the tree just now. He planned to send Dong Yuxin home first, and then he would chase people. In this mountain forest, no one could get out of his palm, unless the other party dared. He flew the plane, but when he returned to the place where he hid with Dong Yuxin just now, he was stunned. Dong Yuxin squatted on the ground and drew bored circles. Behind her stood a man in camouflage uniform with a pistol in his hand. Point to her.

Yang Feng looked at him stupidly, and he was ransacked in the backyard. This was so depressing. He, who had always been good at strategy, was fooled. Yang Feng was only depressed at the moment, and he did not comfort Dong Yuxin at all. Worried, since the other party did not shoot at the first time, then he missed the opportunity.

"Who are you, why did you shoot us?" Yang Feng asked with an angry and worried look.

"Guess!" With a silver bell-like laughter, Yang Feng was stunned. It turned out to be a woman.

"Sister, how about let's discuss something?" Dong Yuxin said suddenly.

"What's the matter?" the female robber asked suspiciously.

"My family lacks a servant. I think you are pretty good. Come to my house and be a maid." Dong Yuxin's words surprised Yang Feng.

"Okay! Let me kill him, take care of you slowly, I believe it will make you comfortable to death." The female robber stretched out her hand and wiped Dong Yuxin's face, like a female gangster.

"Husband, she takes advantage of me. Let's take her back and warm your bed, okay?" Dong Yuxin asked.

"Stop this!" Yang Feng said with a smirk.

"I think she wants it. You see, she needs to have skills, a mind, a chest, a butt, and a buttocks. She's still relatively young to listen to. She warms your bed at night, does housework during the day, and waits for our baby to be born. I happened to be a bodyguard for our baby, and it’s best to send it to the Culinary Academy for training, so that even the cook’s problem in our family will be solved. The most important thing is that we don’t need to pay a salary. Are you OK?" Dong Yuxin said A lot of benefits, a bit like a big bad wolf.

"Look at it!" Yang Feng didn't know what to say. It seems that my wife has been too boring these days and wants to have some fun, but some people are going to be unlucky.

"Are you two making a mistake?" The robbers were a little confused. I don't know if these two were scared or stupid by nature. In this situation, their lives seem to be in their own hands. !

"No! I've always been serious." As he said, Dong Yuxin turned his head and smiled at the robber, stood up slowly, and took the beautiful silver pistol into his hands. The robber was dumbfounded. Stupid, she couldn't move when the opponent left her body control or even grabbed her gun.

"Oh!" Yang Feng sighed, and said, "You said you got bitten by a snake, and you have to kill my snake. What kind of roundabout tactics, now it's elusive."

A scorpion the size of a thumb quickly climbed down from the robber's shoulder and onto the palm of Dong Yuxin's palm. Dong Yuxin gently touched the scorpion. The scorpion stretched out comfortably and got into a small black wooden box. , Dong Yuxin put the wooden box into his pocket, and smiled at Yang Feng: "Husband, I'm great!"

"Awesome, awesome!" Yang Feng gave a heartfelt thumbs up. With his help, Dong Yuxin is definitely a terrifying existence. Although she hasn't reached her grandmother's realm, her strength is not weak at all. .

Dong Yuxin took out a dozen small wooden boxes from her pocket, which made the robber's eyes widened. She didn't know why she was okay with so many boxes. Are they all that kind of horrible things, let alone Dong Yuxin, these boxes are all big Useful, I just listened to Dong Yuxin's muttering: "It's not clear at night, which is the antidote?"

"Why did you give her the antidote? Can you speak clearly why you want to shoot at us, and then throw it into the mountain to feed the wolf." Yang Feng said.

"Didn't I say to warm your bed and let her be a servant in our house? You won't object?" Dong Yuxin smiled, and before Yang Feng could speak, he replied: "I don't think you will either. I object, although I don’t know how it looks, but I look like I’m in a good shape, and I’m almost catching up with mine."

"What do you want?" The robbers finally stopped being silent and asked.

Yang Feng shrugged and did not speak. All the wives had the final say. Dong Yuxin smiled and said, "Didn't I tell you, I want you to warm up my husband's bed, wash and cook for me, and coax my baby in the future!"

"You kill me!" The robber was afraid, pleading.

"Well, you can commit suicide in the future, really." Dong Yuxin said seriously, finally found her antidote, opened a small box, a blue bug crawled out of it, and slowly climbed to the robber Injured, she gnawed on her finger, and after almost a minute, she crawled back into the wooden box.

"What is this?" Yang Feng didn't know what was Dong Yuxin's mess.

"Mother, plant a worm egg in her body, so she will listen to me in the future, otherwise I will make her life worse than death. Of course, if you want to die, you can just kill yourself." Dong Yuxin said.

Then Dong Yuxin opened another box, and a white spider crawled out of it. It slowly crawled into the robber's clothes. After more than ten seconds, the spider crawled out and slowly crawled back to his home. Within three minutes, the robber's body was finally able to move, but Dong Yuxin pointed a gun at her, and she did not dare to move.

"Now you have two choices, one is to commit suicide, and the other is to go home with me and be my servant. Choose yourself! But time must be fast!" Dong Yuxin smiled.

The robber stared at Dong Yuxin fiercely. At this time, she was so cruel, she had solved this first, and then cleaned up that, but the world didn't know that she had fallen to where she is now.

"I'll be your servant." She thought about death, but she hadn't experienced it. Besides, she couldn't commit suicide even if she died!At the very least, you have to pull up these two pads.

"You are very smart. I believe you know where my house is. Lead the way." Dong Yuxin still pointed his gun at the robber. The robber turned his head without saying a word. Yang Feng and Dong Yuxin followed behind. Yang Feng was carrying a sniper rifle. This is what the robbers used to hit him at a long distance. Dong Yuxin held a pistol and pointed at the robber. If people see this scene, they will definitely think that the previous one has encountered both male and female evil spirits.

"The bathroom is over there, go and wash the mess on your face." Dong Yuxin pointed and said very kindly.

The robber was very obedient and went to wash her face obediently. In fact, she wanted to take this opportunity to find a way. All the weapons on her body were robbed. She didn't think that her unarmed combat could be shot, and she died when it was not necessary. No one wants to.

"This time bomb, are you really going to put it at our house?" Yang Feng asked suspiciously.

"Master! We estimate that we will have trouble in the future. It is okay to get a bodyguard to stay with me. Otherwise, when you have something to go out in the future, I may not be able to take care of the child by myself." Dong Yuxin said.

"Are you sure you can let her be under your control?" Yang Feng asked.

Dong Yuxin smiled mysteriously, "Just look good!"

Yang Feng made a pot of tea, and Dong Yuxin took this opportunity to change into his pajamas. Yang Feng couldn't help but smile, "You are going to kill your popularity!"

"I'm not as good as humans, that should be the case! I'm kind enough. If we didn't have any means just now, she wouldn't let her play to death!" Dong Yuxin laughed.

The two of them were talking, the robbers came out, all the paint on their faces was washed away, a white face with curly eyebrows, looking very beautiful, Dong Yuxin praised: "Yes, it can reach the standard of a warm bed. Now, sit down, we have to have a good chat."

The robber was not polite. He sat down and poured himself a cup of tea, and drank it leisurely, but he was planning in his heart, waiting for the opportunity to appear. Dong Yuxin looked at her and smiled, then glanced at the pistol on the table. , Asked: "Do you want this?"

"No!" The robber replied disapprovingly. To her expectation, Dong Yuxin pushed the pistol in front of her. The moment she touched the pistol, she felt a headache. Rolling on the ground with a headache.

"It hurts!" Dong Yuxin smiled faintly, and said: "You treat the insects I planted for you as a decoration! From now on, as long as you dare to kill us, then you will definitely die in pain. Of course, don't listen to me. , I will also make you unhappy, understand?"

The robber slowly sat back on the chair, without saying a word, staring at Dong Yuxin fiercely, but he didn't dare to have any thoughts of killing Dong Yuxin. The pain made her feel the smell of death.

"Let's talk about it! Who are you and why are you here."

"Sirius mercenary group, blood wolf squad, shadow wolf, village chief Yang should be familiar!" The robber stared at Yang Feng, and Yang Feng felt as if he was stared at by a poisonous snake. There was a chill. This answer stunned him. Yes, but there are some reasons for it.

"What is your real name?" Dong Yuxin asked.

"Pu Shiyin." Shadow Wolf replied.

"Korean?" Dong Yuxin asked curiously.

"Yes!" Shadow Wolf nodded.

"You won't be wholesome, right?" Dong Yuxin asked, looking at the beautiful face of Shadow Wolf.

"You don't need to kill." Shadow Wolf's answer is definitely sturdy, but it's also true. People's purpose is to kill. It doesn't matter whether it's beautiful or not, and it's not a beauty agent.

"How old are you this year?" Dong Yuxin's question made Yang Feng feel very strange, as if he was asking a little girl who could not find a home.

"Twenty-three." Shadow Wolf replied truthfully.

"Yeah! Young and beautiful, and capable, what do you think of my previous proposal?" Dong Yuxin smiled and nodded, and asked.

"Can I refuse?" Shadow Wolf asked with a wry smile.

"Yes! You can leave at any time, and we cannot illegally detain you." Dong Yuxin smiled.

The Shadow Wolf didn't think that it was a bug and a spider would easily let her go, and said, "What do you want to do and what do you want from me?"

"Look at my situation. My family really lacks a bed warmer. I was not kidding when I first opened." Dong Yuxin glanced at his stomach with a happy smile.

"Let's say, what are the conditions for letting me go?" Shadow Wolf doesn't think Dong Yuxin will let her warm up her husband's bed. There is no such person in the world.

(The upload of the two chapters yesterday was a bit urgent, and there were a lot of typos. Because of the time issue, in order to ensure the promise of updating the 4D every day, I had to upload it before twelve o’clock and then modify the typos. Look at the first time. Please forgive me, thank you for your support, ask for subscription, ask for monthly pass, ask for red ticket, ask for reward!)