Laozi is the village head

Chapter 35 Difficulty

After all, Yang Feng still did not use this evil trick on the great bird. For this point, the great bird has to thank Xiao Mengmeng. If Xiao Mengmeng is not followed, maybe Yang Feng would really try this method on her. I don’t know if it’s ecstasy. In ecstasy, I asked a few more questions. The big bird was very cooperative and answered very truthfully. Looking at the big bird, Yang Feng was difficult to handle. From the beginning to the end, this one was not hostile to him. It was the legendary remote control for bombing. , Is also scary. She did save Xiao Mengmeng that day, but then she caught Xiao Mengmeng again, which was a little too much to deal with.

Yang Feng did not speak, and continued his supper, but thinking of a way in his mind, Xiao Mengmeng looked at Yang Feng, as if he knew Yang Feng's embarrassment, and asked the great bird: "Are there Smurfs in Area 51?"

"Yes! You are going to release Auntie, and Auntie will take you to steal the Smurf." The loud bird became interested when it heard it, and said hurriedly.

"You don't find a good reason to deceive people. You haven't entered Area 51. How do you know that there are Smurfs inside." Xiao Mengmeng is very smart and naturally won't be fooled by such lies.

The big god bird smiled awkwardly. It was so obvious that she stopped talking, and Xiao Mengmeng did not speak. She blinked and looked at Yang Feng. Yang Feng seemed to say to himself: "Do you want to live or die? ?"

"Live." The Great God Bird said very simply.

"It's not easy to live!" Yang Feng sighed. Killing cannot be killed, but for the safety of himself and his family, it is necessary to let his wife go out.

Let Xiao Mengmeng ride the eagle, and go back to pick up his wife. Dong Yuxin looked at the great bird and was overjoyed. "There is another job."

"This, only serve as a maid." Yang Feng smiled awkwardly. Although Dong Yuxin didn't say it clearly, but he knew what he meant. He really didn't think about that. Since Dong Yuxin recovered after giving birth, they had a battle in three days and a small battle in two days. There is not such a big demand. Although Park Shiyin has eaten a few meals in the middle, she definitely hasn't had much time with his wife.

Dong Yuxin smiled, released a round bug, and took a bite on the chest of the great bird. After waiting for five or six minutes, Dong Yuxin said, "You can let her go."

Yang Feng untied the big bird, and the big bird walked unceremoniously, and swept away the midnight snack that Yang Feng and Xiao Mengmeng had eaten halfway through, and said, "It's okay now, it's okay to send me back to sleep."

This kind of attitude made Yang Feng and Dong Yuxin a little uncomfortable. Logically speaking, they had tossed them for a while, and they had to avenge their teeth and claws, or they wanted to escape, but this one was so calm.

"An accident?" The great bird asked, Yang Feng and Dong Yuxin nodded, and they said triumphantly: "If I behave like ordinary people, am I still a great bird?"

Yang Feng was right when he thought about it. This is very human, and indeed cannot be treated with common sense. The Great Divine Bird looked at Dong Yuxin and said, "You just used the ancient Gu technique of your country's Miaojiang area, right?"

Dong Yuxin nodded and smiled: "I didn't expect that, you even know this."

"I've seen the head drop technique, it's scary, can you tell me what the effect of the Gu is given to me?" Big Divine Bird asked.

Dong Yuxin activated the spell, and the great divine bird instantly felt that his brain was about to split. This feeling came fast and went fast. The momentary scene made her snorted and looked at Dong Yuxin in horror. Let her know that there is such a character here, let alone Area 51, even Area 52 won't have any interest in her.

"Under what conditions will it happen?" the great bird asked curiously.

"If it is unfavorable to me or my relatives and friends, it will happen naturally, and it will have no effect on your life at ordinary times." Dong Yuxin said.

"Oh!" The Great Divine Bird looked at Yang Feng and asked, "There are really aliens in Area 51. Are you not interested in visiting?"

"No!" Yang Feng shook his head. He is not arrogant enough to fight against a country, and this country is still a world power. This is also the reason why he did not move the bank vault even though he was a big man in Japan. Basically, you are about to move, let alone evidence, just a little bit of suspicion, countries around the world will kill you at all costs, because this thing is too terrifying.

After dawn, the world’s No. 1 thief, the great bird, officially took the post of a maid, and Yang Feng’s family had another big beauty. When it was learned that Park Shiyin was also a maid, the great bird asked Yang Feng, “If I’m a man, or What would you do if it is not beautiful?"

This question is not difficult for Yang Feng. Yang Feng said: "What else? There is only one more employee in the Security Department."

The great bird nodded and didn't ask anything. As a security guard, she definitely didn't live comfortably at Yang Feng's house. Life is enjoyment. This is her usual rule. Watching Dong Yuxin hug the child out, hurriedly ran over to take a look, and asked Dong Yuxin. Agree that she hugged, she has a kind of heartfelt love for children, not to mention this kind of very small, very cute looking.

The reaction of the Great God Bird was much more indifferent than when Park Shiyin was arrested. It was as if she really came to Yang Feng's house to work as a handyman from the bottom of her heart, and she was unexpectedly good. This made Yang Feng wonder. Is there a problem with this brain?

You may see Yang Feng’s suspicion of her. After dinner, Yang Feng was fighting the landlord in the yard. The great bird made a cup of tea for Yang Feng and brought it over, sitting on the side and asking: "Do you think I have another purpose?"

"Yeah!" Yang Feng nodded honestly.

"I have no ill will towards you, from the beginning. Do you know what I am here for this time?" The Great Divine Bird smiled and asked.

"Invite me to steal things." Yang Feng said.

"This is the ultimate goal. For this purpose, I have thought of several ways. The first one, as that capacity, I will talk to you late at night. I think you will have a certain interest, but I did not expect it to be here. On the way, I met Xiao Mengmeng. The girl was very unreasonable. I helped her clean up the bad guys, but she directly attacked me. I grabbed her because I wanted to knock her a few times and teach her something. I wanted her to come back. You confided and led you out. She arrogantly told me that she was going to save her and that she was coming soon. In order to test your abilities, I took her and ran away. If I wanted to Escape, you can't catch me, you didn't let me down, but I let myself down." The great god bird said with some regret.

"What about the second method?" Yang Feng asked with a smile.

"The second method is to talk face-to-face and unreservedly as it is now. We are all people with secrets. I believe you will not reveal my identity." Big Divine Bird said.

"Then what?" Yang Feng asked.

"If you agree, then go to the 51 area together. If you don't agree, I will come to you to steal things every other day until you agree." said the great bird.

"You have confidence in your own strength, or we can make a bet today." Dong Yuxin came out and said.

"What bet?" the big bird asked.

"If you leave the yard and can take anything from the kitchen before dawn, even if we lose, I will remove the Gu technique for you and give you freedom. We have nothing to do, but if you lose, give it to my husband. How about warming the bed?" Dong Yuxin said.

"Yes!" The Great Divine Bird thought for a while. She was very confident of her own strength and was not worried that Yang Feng and the others would arrange it in advance, but asked a little curiously: "Why is it a kitchen thing?"

"We are going to sleep, you can't toss about it when you pry the door and open the window." Dong Yuxin said that he was hurt by the great divine bird, so he didn't bully people so much. He sweared by Dong Yuxin and took her bag away. There are some common tools in her bag, enough to steal things from the kitchen in this place.

"My dear, are you smiling secretly from the bottom of your heart, and you need an extra bed warmer." Dong Yuxin joked.

"Actually I want to cry." Yang Feng smiled bitterly.

"Cry, cry, it's not a crime for men to cry." Dong Yuxin smiled.

"Just mess around in one day." Yang Feng held Dong Yuxin in his arms, and put his hands in Dong Yuxin's clothes dishonestly, stroking her smooth belly.

"Look, who is the fool at the moment." Dong Yuxin gave Yang Feng a cold eye, but did not stop Yang Feng, turned his head and kissed Yang Feng, because there was one more person. Today, Lou Lan and Wu Juan are both After going down the mountain, there were only three of them left at home, so Dong Yuxin also let go of his restraint and made affection with her husband in his own home. This is normal.

The two of them fought passionately in the room, and finally pulled the maid Pu Shiyin to Yang Feng to put out the fire, but the great bird was busy outside, changing clothes, hanging up equipment, and preparing to enter Yang’s house. Didn’t you know that her destiny had already taken the initiative? It’s just to make certain things reasonable. It’s to blame Yang Feng for tossing Mrs. Yang too hard recently, so that Mrs. Yang has to sleep at least two hours during the day.

"Cuckoo!" The owl on the tree was loyal to his post. The great bird glanced at the owl, and a feeling suddenly rose in his heart. If Yang Feng could really command and communicate with animals, then At this point, she might have been exposed, but when she thought about it carefully, she laughed. Although it was a steal, it was agreed upon. It was obvious that the grab was almost done. So she let her courage continue to act, not even hiding, and went straight. kitchen.

With a hand on the doorknob, the great bird was stunned. A snake with a thick thumb quickly wrapped around her arm and bit at her only exposed neck. As a thief, or as a professional The speed is still the reaction. Naturally it won’t be too slow. I stretched out my hand to pinch the snake’s head, and when I flicked the snake, it lost its power. It slumped down softly. When it was pinched hard, it crushed the snake bones and threw it on the ground. When something touched, the great god bird hurriedly jumped back, looked down and got a sudden surprise. I don't know when, five or six snakes jumped to their feet.

Flexible snakes are not so easy to deal with. Even if the great god is making trouble with such an expert, it takes some means to solve these six snakes. Looking around, there are no more snakes. I can't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Finally understand why Dong Yuxin dares. I made a bet with her. In this situation, I changed a person who was really close, and I was definitely bitten by a snake.

Opened the kitchen door and looked at it vigilantly. There was no snake anymore. I took a small bottle nearby and didn't know what it was. No matter what it was, it was the kitchen stuff. The great bird came to the wall vigilantly and threw its claws. , Hooked to the wall and climbed up quickly. As soon as he grabbed his hand against the wall, he felt a pain in the back of his hand. He shrank back and looked up. There were two scorpions on the wall, crawling down the wall. , It seems that it was Scorpion who stung her just now, and he intends to continue to attack her.

Killed the two scorpions, the great bird saw that there was nothing on the wall, and wanted to turn over with the hand that had just been stung. What she didn't expect was that this arm seemed to lose consciousness in an instant. , Without the strength to support her body, she dropped her hand as soon as she loosened it.