Laozi is the village head

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This summer, there were only two things that caused the most sensation in the whole country, both of which were related to Village Chief Yang. One was the "Cangsong Mountain Incident", which was so big that it was directly defined as an incident, and the other was Shanghe University. Enrollment has officially started. This happened after the college entrance examination and after the results came out.

"Students are welcome to apply for Shanghe University." There is an advertisement on the Shanghe Village website. This thing can only be called an advertisement now. When you enter the page, you will find the official website of Shanghe University automatically directed to the website. The website has a detailed introduction. Few people are paying attention.

It is easy to apply for Shanghe University. On the website of Shanghe University, fill in an application form and then participate in the first round of online answers. If you pass the online answers, you will be eligible for the on-site assessment. Only those who pass the examination can receive Shanghe University. The admission letter.

August 1st was the day of the online exam at Shanghe University. There were more than 30,000 applicants. On the day of the exam, only more than 20,000 people participated. From this point of view, people didn't care about this unique college.

There are a total of 60 test questions, each of which has a time limit of 1 minute. You will no longer be able to submit answers when they are out of date. When many candidates get the questions, they will be dumbfounded. This test question is too different, too unique, varied, all-encompassing, and not exaggerated. If you can answer this question, you must know astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom. Although many answers can be found on the Internet, there are more that are not easy to find on the Internet.

When the exam was over, the exam questions were leaked out, and many passersby became more interested and began to answer them one after another. Many people were also asking questions about what talents were recruited at Shanghe University. This question was too exaggerated.

"Our teachers don't take the ordinary path, and the students naturally don't find the ordinary path. We don't need nerds." This is Yang Feng's definition of the school, and the definition of students, but Manager Liu has carried out this purpose extremely thoroughly.

For the exam on August 1, the candidates who passed on August 3 received emails and phone calls. There was only one notification. The first round of assessment has passed. Please come to Hefeng County to participate in the second round of assessment. The university is responsible.

As soon as the news came out, it immediately caused a sensation. Many Sao Nian who had just experienced that unique war regretted it. If you knew something good, they also participated in the assessment. Don’t say anything else, at least they can go. Hecun strolled around.

The next round of assessment is on August 10th. The assessment will be conducted in three days. At 8 AM on August 10th, more than 1,200 students gathered at Shanghe University. There were 1,300 students who passed the assessment. Many people, which means that there are only more than one hundred people who have not come.

"Hello everyone! I am You Liang, the president of Shanghe University. I welcome everyone to this sacred land. I don’t know how many of you will stay here, but no matter if you can stay here in the future, you can come here. It is a kind of fate, so our activity this morning is to visit the campus. Don’t feel clichéd. Believe me, you will like this activity. Please have a meal in the school cafeteria at noon. Today’s activity will officially start. Every 30 students, follow A teacher, they will explain everything about Shanghe University for you." Comrade You Liang, the first principal, with a solemn expression, delivered his first speech to students since he took office.

"Wow! What is this place?" As soon as people enter a place like a bar, they naturally ask. This place is very attractive to the students who used to be outside the school.

"This is the entertainment hall. The students of the future art department will perform here every day. Other students from the school can come here to watch the performance for free. Beer, drinks, fruits, snacks and other items will be provided here. These items are not free. But you don't need to use money to buy it. How to get it will be understood when everyone enters the campus." The teacher explained kindly.

"Where is this place?" Someone asked in another place.

"This is an idea battle hall. In the future, Shanghe University will set up a game department. Students who like games can hold regular matches here. Winners will be rewarded. Of course, losers will be punished. How about being excited." The teacher introduced with a little temptation.

"Here is our studio hall. After the school officially starts, every weekend, there will be large-scale performances. Although the students in our art department are responsible for the performances, we will invite some popular stars to be guests and love art. I believe you will be proud of this place.” The hardware facilities of Shanghe University have completely broken the recognition of universities in these years. They feel that this should not be called a university, this is called a paradise. The heaven of corruption is right.

Powerful mobile phones, powerful networks, many people are carrying out live broadcasts of pictures and texts, and disruptive facilities, so that people can no longer calm down. This is not only the students who have just taken the college entrance examination, but also many who have already taken the college entrance examination. People who have graduated with a master's degree for many years are asking whether they can also participate in the college entrance examination. Some people are even asking whether they need cleaning staff at Shanghe University. They are going to sweep the floor and clean the toilet.

The hardware facilities in the morning have already shocked some people. The lunch at noon gave people a surprise. In the words of some rich second-generation students, they are better than those in star hotels. I learned from the teacher. The quality of their meals in the future will not be lower than this standard. Foodies can’t calm down anymore.

With thousands of emotions, thousands of classmates ushered in the real exam in the afternoon. The content of the exam is Chinese. Yes, it is Chinese. There are not many questions. There are only ten questions in total. Each is a essay question. It's all a proverb, or an allusion, asking about this sentence or this matter.

After the exam was over, when they came to the dormitory, someone was chanting Long Live. The standard double room has a sofa, a TV, a coffee table, a separate toilet, can take a shower and air conditioning, which is better than the standard rooms of the hotel Luxurious, how can we not be excited, such a luxurious and weird place makes many people feel miserable, because they don’t know whether their grades can enter Shanghe University, that’s right, the tuition is their own expense. ?

On a good night, many people actually suffered from insomnia. I have to say that these little guys are still too poor in their hearts. The next day’s assessment turned out to be a physical test. This is a pair of young people who lie on their desks every day. Said it is a painful thing and a test.

On the third day, it was also a nearly physical test. A melee of a thousand people organized by the field club, with a team of ten, and then fighting at the Nanling Film and Television Base. Although it was a test, it was a game for the big guys. .

"Okay! There will be a difference when you meet. I don't know how many of you will come here again, but I believe that in the vast crowd, we will always have a goodbye day. I wish you all a bright future and a smooth journey." The people gathered again, and You Liang spoke again, but this time it was for separation. Perhaps today's separation is for the gathering in the future.

People left Shanghe University on the morning of the 13th. The official website of Shanghe University began to release the admission list on the 16th. At the same time, the admissions office staff of Shanghe University were also contacting students and parents who passed the examination by phone.

"Hello! Is this classmate Shi Xiaoxia?" The director of the admissions office of Shanghe University made the first call in person.

"Yes, who are you?" a suspicious voice asked softly.

"I am a staff member of the admissions office of Shanghe University, Shi Xiaoxia, you have passed our assessment. If you are willing to come to our Shanghe University to study, please come to Shanghe University to register before September 1." The director said kindly. .

"Really? Great, thank you for informing me, how much is your tuition?" Shi Xiaoxia is excited, she has been thinking about it these days, her grades are not good among many classmates. Of course, the last three books are not a problem, but she is not very interested in it, especially after she went to Shanghe University, she has been concentrating on going to He University, and she and her family have agreed that if she can't enter Shanghe University this year , Then she will choose to repeat her studies and get a good result in the exam next year. If she takes a lot of exams, she will continue to choose Shanghe University. If she fails again at Shanghe University, then she is willing to go to three books for a few years.

"We go to He University for free. Shi Xiaoxia, when you come, just bring your own belongings and clothes. Other daily necessities will be uniformly distributed by our school, including bed sheets, quilts, washbasins, toothpaste, toothbrushes, towels, etc. A series of items.” The director roughly explained that this is the welfare of Shanghe University. He knows the truth very well. As long as these students bring a change of clothes, it is all right, but because he is not like a liar, he dare not say anything. That's too exaggerated.

"Okay, I'm clear, thank you teacher!" Shi Xiaoxia thanked her and hung up the phone to inform her parents. When they heard the news, they were a little unbelievable. They checked the phone and called the admissions department of Shanghe University. Knowing that this is indeed the case, I feel relieved.

The lists were announced one by one. It took two days to publish all the admission lists. There were more than 1,200 people. Only 68 were admitted in the first batch of Shanghe University. This data is very auspicious, but this admission ratio is very high. Many, now the overall admission rate of the college entrance examination is much higher than this. The enthusiastic viewers know that Shanghe Village is not a random assessment, but it is a real assessment.

Tuition and accommodation are free, and daily necessities are uniformly distributed. Such a good thing is unprecedented. Many people are envious. When they went to school, why didn’t they run into this good thing, but some people were waiting to look good. I want to see the strict enrollment in Shanghe Village. Is the first year of school open or not?