Laozi is the village head

"Visitors and friends, please pay attention. Friends who are going to visit the island, please register at the service desk." On the boat, a radio notice suddenly sounded, and people were excited when they heard it and walked out hurriedly. Those who are doing certain things also speed up. Village Chief Yang is not like this. He doesn't have this interest during the day. He has plenty of time at night, so why bother during the day.

At the bottom of the cabin, a door was opened, and a landing craft slid out from the door, a total of nine ships, each capable of transporting twelve or three people at a time, people lined up to board the ship and took pictures on the island, hooking the fish island. The name, from a little doll in six or seven years to an old man in six or seventy, is not unfamiliar, but few who really understand and recognize it, even Dong Yuxin is the first time to witness the world’s most famous Island, no one.

"It's okay! It's a big fart." Many people sighed with emotion, don't know, they were shocked at first sight, just because of this thing, you are fighting for me, almost the world war Now, this is almost the same as the murder caused by a steamed bun.

Everyone was lively. When the three boats approached, from a distance, you could see the Hushubao flag after use. It looked so windy and dazzling. Yang Feng's eyes narrowed into a gap. With the three boats coming, I was thinking about whether or not to knock them down and let them sink to the bottom of the sea, or tie them all on the fish island and let them guard the island.

"Don't cause trouble, we have a lot of people on this trip, and we must take everyone back safely." Dong Yuxin walked to Yang Feng and said softly.

"That's it." Yang Feng smiled. He still needs to listen to his wife's words. In fact, he just thought that it was impossible to sink the three boats in front of the big guy.

"Hey! Who are you?" I watched the other person approaching, and then listened to a loud speaker yelling in Japanese, but some people in the crowd could understand it. After the translation, everyone knew how to respond. It's up.

"Chinese!" Before Yang Feng could answer, he heard someone yell from behind. Then the voice became louder and louder. Yang Feng gave Dong Yuxin a helpless look as if he was saying, "Look, this matter has nothing to do with me. Right."

Dong Yuxin rolled his eyes anger and pointed to the front. Yang Feng couldn't help but walked over and shouted: "Everyone, let me take care of this."

"Do you know how to speak Mandarin?" Village Chief Yang shouted with a trumpet very stubbornly.

After murmured for a long time, Yang Feng understood everything, but automatically ignored it. There shouldn’t be many others who can understand. Yang Feng doesn’t like them. He directly shouted, “I’m the mayor of Shanghe Village, Yang Feng, find a meeting. If you speak Mandarin, otherwise I will throw you all into the sea to feed the turtles."

The other party may not understand the meaning of Yang Feng’s words, but Yang Feng still understands the name, and Shanghe Village can also understand. When the two are combined, they will understand who it is. They hurriedly contact the above to see if they want to take the opportunity to take Yang. The village chief was killed, so that the goods would not harm the world again.

Upon receipt of the news, the Japanese side was quite turbulent. After a quick discussion, a decision was made to ask Yang Feng to leave Kouyu Island for some reason. Otherwise, they would carry out a capture. This time, Yang Feng took it. A group of people, they didn't believe that Yang Feng still dared to fight them unscrupulously.

"This is the territory of my Great Japan. You are not allowed to step into it without permission. Please leave as soon as possible." Finally, someone who can speak Mandarin came here, who is polite, but it sounds very encouraging.

Yang Feng ignored him and turned to look at Dong Yuxin. Dong Yuxin shrugged helplessly, meaning you can figure it out. Some things can be retreated, but some things cannot be retreated. If they leave today, then The people of the whole country refused to agree. Standing on this land is not a personal matter.

"I won't leave today. See what you can do. Your terrible bullshit angered Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu liberated Japan directly." Village Chief Yang shouted aggressively and sat down on the rock. , Everyone who heard it laughed, shouting "Liberate Japan, liberate Japan."

"Liberate him, liberate us to use all domestic actors in filming." Said a masturbation.

"My buddy, can you support it physically?" asked the like-minded person next to him.

"One or two is no problem. If you can't, there will still be Village Chief Yang!" This guy is quite loyal, and he hasn't forgotten Village Chief Yang at this time. This makes Village Chief Yang excited and almost grateful. .

"Yes, looking at the body of Village Chief Yang, it's definitely not a problem to take a hundred or eighty parts." With these words, Yang Feng couldn't wait to find a seam to get in. He couldn't listen anymore, so he hurriedly coughed to remind the two of them to talk. pay attention.

"Damn! Warships!" Yang Feng and the others did not go down, and the other side did not dare to come up and expel them. Village Chief Yang knew how powerful they were. As far as they were, regardless of the guns, they were really not enough. The two sides entered into a two country. When the language was in the state of scolding, the scolding was high, and someone suddenly yelled.

"It's coming very fast!" Yang Feng picked up a telescope and looked at it. He suddenly smiled. There was a bright five-star red flag hung on the warship. It was his fleet that came over. This time the response was quite quick.

"Woo!" In the air, a formation of fighter jets flew by. The Bayi and the five-star red flag on the fuselage can be seen very clearly. The people on Gouyu Island cheered. The Japanese coast guard team was dumbfounded and busy. Report the situation. In fact, they don't report it. They also know about it. The movement is so big that it is impossible to pretend to be deaf.

The Japanese ship left, and cheers broke out on the island. Yang Feng led people to leave the island to board the ship. He could not stay on the island all the time. He was not afraid, but he could not ignore the comfort of so many people. In case of neurosis, Sweep it with a machine gun for you. Can it really start a war? Last time he fired at others, and there were no missiles flying all over the sky. War is not so easy. Everyone is restraining as much as possible.

War, no matter what the cause, is a disaster for the whole society and the whole country. Therefore, no country will be idle and it will be easy to fight and play. Even if the victory is beneficial, it will not go like that. do.

After a short tour, Yang Feng and the others left the Kouyu Island and headed south under the escort of a naval formation. After the Japanese ship ran away, they had never seen any movement at all. It can cause unnecessary troubles. This time the dispatch has brought great pressure to the Japanese side. I never thought that for one person, I would not hesitate to fight with them, and the tone of the conversation between the two sides was extremely tough. The island is Chinese territory, and unauthorized entry without China’s permission can be judged as provocative aggression, and we will deal with it according to the circumstances.”

Dealing with it, simple two words, an unprecedented crisis, the Japanese side evacuated all the ships urgently. He did not dare to bet on this one. The result of the gambling would very likely cause him to fall into a deadly disaster. Fortunately, Yang Feng and the others. Leaving, this also made the Japanese secretly relieved. Don't look at the show off all day long, but in the real confrontation, he knows who has bigger fists. Today's China is no longer the China of a hundred years ago.

On the boat, people were discussing what happened just now, and the news spread back to China, and it was a joyous feeling. One by one seemed to have won a battle. Especially the "Liberation of Japan" by the village chief Yang has directly become a major this year. noun.

The formation of the seven days passed quickly. For the people on the ship, time seemed to have passed in the blink of an eye. The sea, for people, felt so familiar and so kind. When you return to the port and get off the ship At that time, many people cried, and the separation was imminent. During these seven days, some people became friends for life, and some people became lovers for the rest of life. Under whose organization, people stood neatly on the dock, deeply Bowed to Jiuxi, shouting loudly: "Thank you, village chief!"

The Jiuxi ship only took a day off at the pier, and then set off again. In these seven days, the moment Yang Feng and the others left the pier, they started the registration activity. One thing Yang Feng said is correct. There is really no shortage of rich people. In two days, the number of people was full. This is the cheapest travel fee of 200,000 yuan!

Watching Jiuxi leave, Yang Feng's family did not go back to Nanling, but went to the northeast. The northeast in winter is in the snow and ice. With the children watching the ice lantern and playing skiing, Yang Feng also tried winter swimming. Just one word-cool.

Dong Yuxin didn't dare to try, it looked cold, but Pippi wanted to try it, but was stopped by Dong Yuxin. A family of four, no one brought him, wandering in the northeast and northeast of Inner Mongolia for more than half a month. Only then returned to Shanghe Village.

In the mountains and forests, I have chased tigers and leopards, and amusing the blind bears in hibernation. On the grasslands, horses ran across the cold wind, surrounded by wolves, and the unfortunate wolves were beaten by Yang Feng and his family. I ran away from the wasteland. The second time I met, I didn’t even have the meaning of attacking Yang Feng. He turned around and ran away. Yang Feng severely despised them. They were inferior to other wild boars. The wild boars are still the same. Yang Feng is fighting.

When I come back from a cold place, I always feel very warm. I take off my heavy clothes and feel refreshed. At the end of the year, it is always when the money is divided. This year, the Shanghe Village and even the Shanghe Group, It was a bumper harvest. By the way, the GDP of Hefeng County also increased by several percentage points.

The big sale of agency birds has added a lot of income to the Shanghe Group. The voyage of Jiuxi is also very bright. Therefore, everyone’s red envelopes are bulging this year, and compared to other companies or units, Shanghe The group’s red envelopes were issued a bit early. When people posted their year-end red envelopes, they were envious of a large number, and some people asked for sweeping.

"To the death to enter Shanghe University." Someone said this sentence.

"My child! If you can get admitted to He University, Mom will have no worries in this life." In the same way, some parents have said this. Some just replaced mom with dad or parents, Shanghe Group The domineering arrogance made many focus companies in previous years secretly relieved that this year they can safely receive year-end awards.

Every time, someone has to settle accounts for the village chief Yang. There is a speculation on Yang Feng’s income this year on the Internet. In order to satisfy people’s curiosity, Yang Feng is very funny and publishes the specific figures directly on Weibo. As Dong Yuxin said, He's just idle and looking for trouble."

Looking at the string of numbers starting with six, envy is necessary, jealousy is necessary, dizziness is affirmative, everyone believes that next year’s rich list, the top position, must be Village Chief Yang, no one knows, Yang Feng The figure announced is the actual net income, the income after all expenses have been thrown out.