Laozi is the village head

"Protest, serious protest!" Once upon a time, the methods and slogans we used have been moved over by the United States without shame, but their protest was a bit funny and they asked my country to explain the attack on the Japanese base. The reason turned out to be that the dragon belongs to us.

Explain what?We did not do this at all. The Ministry of Foreign Affairs told the US and the Ministry of Foreign Affairs that we are not responsible for this incident and they can take all means to attack the Japanese military base.

The country's reply is unprecedentedly tough. This is simply nonsense. No wrongdoer is so wronged. Although the two dragons ran out of Nanling, can we say that we did it?If there is this logic, then most of all wars in the world can be counted as the United States, who would let them sell more weapons!

In a confrontation between big countries, it is impossible to have such a thing as arrogance. A state-to-state war of words is inevitable, but unexpectedly, the U.S. government even pointed the finger at Yang Feng after receiving a tough answer. That means this. Yang Feng is the master behind the matter, which makes Yang Feng feel extremely funny. There is a problem in his brain, and he will not reach such a level of brain damage!

It’s a mere speculation that you can’t take Yang Feng’s opinion at all, but the decision Yang Feng made shocked the people of the world. He even took the initiative to release the news, willing to accept the supervision of the United States, and planned to live with the highest intelligence agency in the United States for a period of time. To get rid of their own suspicion, this makes many people unacceptable, especially the Chinese, who feel that Village Chief Yang should not be so submissive.

Neither the national leaders nor the people agreed with Yang Feng’s actions, but Yang Feng’s decision never required the consent of others. So when Yang Feng suddenly appeared in front of the Pentagon, the Pentagon was shocked. They had seen fools. , I have never seen such a stupid one.

Is Yang Feng stupid?If anyone thinks so, then he is a fool. The photo of Yang Feng standing in front of the Pentagon was reposted by netizens all over the world. He held Yanlong in his hand, carried a military backpack on his back, and was wearing a camouflage uniform. Like a super soldier, standing very domineering, ignoring the countless muzzles behind him.

This image of Yang Feng, this picture, once transmitted back to the country, was reported as a headline by countless online media, and was set as a mobile desktop and a computer desktop by countless people. Various PS photos gathered on the Internet, in just half an hour. An animation of Village Chief Yang vs. Iron Man was released. Although there is only a three-minute picture, the quality allows everyone to see the hope of domestic animation. Who says we don’t have a magical work, this is a magical work, because a god-man And the gods that appeared.

Yang Feng was invited into the Pentagon very kindly and had a conversation with the highest person in charge of the Pentagon. In the end, the U.S. side gave Yang Feng's initiative to clarify the incident and gave a high praise to the world and promised the world that it would be delicious. It supports Village Chief Yang and will broadcast the 20-hour life of Village Chief Yang in real time via the Internet.

"Oh!" Gongsun Meng sighed, looking up to the sky, and said helplessly: "Make trouble, make trouble as much as you want, grandma, I don't care."

Regarding IQ, Gongsun Meng felt that she didn’t need to be poor with Yang Feng, but at every critical moment, she was always one step behind. When she learned that Yang Feng was going to surrender, she hurried to Shanghe Village and wanted to persuade Yang Feng to accompany her to Japan. What the hell is going on, but who knows that Yang Feng came with such a move. Obviously, it has nothing to do with him. It has to be said that this move is absolute enough. If he stays in the country and many favors come, he can’t stop moving. But this time, in the hands of the United States, completely quiet.

"When Xiaofeng leaves, I will leave you a kit, saying you might use it." Yang Feng's, Dong Yuxin put a beautifully made kit in front of Gongsun Meng, Gongsun Meng couldn't help but stunned.

"Take it apart at a critical moment?" Gongsun Meng asked with a smile.

"I didn't say it, maybe whatever." Dong Yuxin couldn't figure it out. What did Yang Feng want to do? Anything to say, just make a phone call, and do it.

Gongsun Meng opened it directly, inside it was a small kit, and then it was one size smaller, and a total of six layers were removed. She finally took out a trick, just a memory card, inserted into her mobile phone, the memory card The content inside showed that it was a video, which was played directly automatically. Seeing Yang Feng's owing appearance, he wanted to give him two punches, but after all he held it back. After the two punches, his mobile phone would be scrapped. It's what Yang Feng left for her.

"Beauty, okay! I believe you see my handsome and heroic figure. I have been drinking tea in the United States. About this incident, I know the same as you. To be honest, I don’t know anything, but I There is a feeling that this is a pit, so I suggest that you don't run over as cannon fodder stupidly, and do your best to prevent anyone from going to Japan! Nobunaga, will live forever!"

The picture ends here, and Yang Feng's voice also ends. Seeing the word destroy, Gongsun Meng knows that this memory card is dead, but she still took it out of the phone, put it in her pocket, and planned to take it back for research.

"This person is weird one day! Did he talk to Sister Yuxin about this incident?" Gongsun Meng asked.

"No! That's a man's business, I don't worry about that." Dong Yuxin's answer made Gongsun Meng helpless. This is bullying her without a man!

I live in a villa with a sea view and eat pure natural green vegetables. However, this cook, Yang Feng came by himself. Looking at the United States, there are probably not many who can cook authentic Chinese dishes. The cooking skills can surpass him. There can be no.

On the first day, Yang Feng made two random dishes, and the person looking for him asked for two bottles of Lafite to make do with it. On the second day, Yang Feng asked him to send him a big pot and started cooking in the yard. Meat, a whole cow was put into the cauldron by Yang Feng in batches. This was an incredible thing in the eyes of the Americans. Yang Feng’s backpack, they finally knew what was in it, it turned out to be full. With a backpack full of spices, it looked like he planned to fight a protracted battle with them.

"Come on, let's come out for a bite. Chinese food. If you miss this restaurant, there will be no more village." For dinner, Yang Feng set the table in the yard and greeted these people in the dark or in the dark. .

"Since I'm here, I didn't plan to run. Besides, I want to run. You can't stop it. Tell the three in the dark, and come out. In our Chinese language, acquaintance is fate. I should treat Everyone, anyway, I’m the village chief.” Yang Feng’s words made people laugh, and Yang Feng’s big truth said in people’s hearts, everyone was a little relaxed and decided to have dinner with Yang Feng.

All kinds of funny things came out of Yang Feng’s mouth, and the people who made them laughed loudly. After a few jokes, they became more familiar with each other, and there were no taboos in speaking. Suddenly a big black man asked: "The village chief , Did you do the thing in Japan?"

"What do you think?" Yang Feng asked with a slight smile.

"If anyone can do it, only you can do this, but if you do it, I don't quite believe it." As for the big black man, everyone else nodded in agreement.

"The world is changing, and people are also changing. Seven years ago, I didn’t have everything I am now. In short, there are things in this world that we don’t understand and don’t understand. We collectively refer to the supernatural world. Your military base is To be honest, I don’t know exactly how it happened, but I can tell you for sure that no matter how many investigators you send, you will find nothing in the end, and none of them will be able to come back. If my prediction is correct. , At most three days, your other military base will also be attacked." Yang Feng smiled.

"Where is it, do you know the village chief?" Hei asked anxiously.

"I don't know, how can I know this kind of confidential matter, if I know then I will really be the perpetrator." Yang Feng said.

During this dinner, these soldiers were almost killed by the food. Fortunately, these people were very strong enough. They just felt uncomfortable for a while. They didn't go to the hospital. They changed ordinary people, so they would definitely have to stay in the hospital for a few days.

Meat is delicious. They never knew that meat can be so delicious, but they don’t just eat it. They reported the news that Yang Feng got here. They paid much attention to the information provided by Yang Feng and asked for it in Japan. The Mi Army was tightly guarded, and all bases were on first-level security, but that was the case. On the second day after Yang Feng hosted the personnel guarding him, the Mi Army’s three bases in Japan were swept at the same time. All personnel were killed in action.

A senior military general came to visit Yang Feng’s temporary villa. They wanted to invite Yang Feng to the Pentagon for a talk, but Yang Feng didn’t want them, so he told them directly. If he wanted to talk, he would send someone over so that he was not free. , The lieutenant general’s question was very straightforward. The first sentence asked: "How do you know that our base will be attacked within three days?"

"Ye Changmeng, I'm in your hands anymore. They have to overweight. I'd better live here for the rest of my life or be killed by you directly." Yang Feng smiled softly, and now he is sure that even if this opponent is not against him, There is also a certain fear of him.

"Isn't it better if he doesn't do anything in order to be sure of your feasibility?" the lieutenant general asked.

"With your IQ, the effect is better, I am afraid I don't need to say more." To put it bluntly, the Lieutenant General didn't know what to say for a while, and Yang Feng laughed, then said: "Although the United States has not been established for a long time, The people are more brave. In the face of the destruction of military bases, you will never calm down and find a reason to comfort yourself, but you can’t send troops rashly, because it’s the territory of another country and cannot prove it. It's Japan, or other countries. You can only investigate and act in secret, so you will definitely send the most elite team and the most powerful force to investigate and track."

Seeing Lieutenant General’s face, Yang Feng knew that he was right. They had sent a special team, and then said: "I can think of this, and the other party can definitely do it, so your result will only be meat buns and dogs. There is no return."