Laozi is the village head

The glass heart, the porcelain lungs, and the tiles of the liver shattered all over the floor. Looking at the angry, depressed, regretful, sad, and tearless expressions of people, Feng Yan and the others all bowed their heads and laughed secretly. They couldn't raise their heads, they just changed. Fortunately, this has a bad effect.

At a meeting of the Environmental Protection Administration, when Yang Feng appeared in this conference room, reporters from several media who had been invited were directly dumbfounded. In their minds, the first question that came to mind was "Why is Village Chief Yang here?"

The next question naturally became, "The reporters in the Conference Hall of West Qin Province, I am afraid they are very happy at this time!"

I have to say that people’s hearts are dark. Seeing Yang Feng, it’s not that they wanted to seize this opportunity and ask Mr. Yang to ask some questions, but to see the jokes of their peers, while at the Xiqin Conference. The reporters in the department are all in Cao Ying's heart, and they are not allowed to go to the Environmental Protection Administration.

It was not only the reporters from the media who were surprised that Yang Feng appeared at this venue, but the participants were also very surprised. The most surprising person was the Director, and only he knew that Yang Feng would attend today's meeting.

The Secretary took the lead to speak. The opening remarks this time are a bit unique. After asking the media hello, he smiled and said: "Today we have ushered in a special representative. I don't think I need to say it, everyone has guessed who it is. It is my honor to be able to invite Mayor Yang to participate in our meeting today, and it is also an honor for all our colleagues in the overall situation. In the cause of environmental protection, Mayor Yang has done more and better than we are here."

The applause rang, and there was a pause. The director didn’t make a fuss, but said in a nonsense, “Village Chief Yang is a distinguished guest. It’s not easy to invite him, but since it’s here, we can’t let Chief Yang come to make soy sauce. , Let’s take the lead in listening to Mr. Yang’s proposal on environmental issues."

The director spoke, who would dare to make sense, let alone that it was meaningful to sing a drama with the director, that is, to offend the village chief Yang, there was no good fruit, warm applause, to Yang Feng, Yang Feng smiled, very welcome Said: "In fact, I have asked my colleagues in the Environmental Protection Bureau to discuss environmental issues today. The most dazzling thing in Shanghe Village is the environment. As the head of Shanghe Village, I dare not say anything about it. Have a lot of experience, but a deep experience is always indispensable. Taking this opportunity and this platform, I want to talk about some of my ideas and plans. Everyone feels right. If you feel that I’m full of nonsense. I don’t know the margins. You can interrupt me at any time and let me go. You don’t need to show mercy, because I always feel that the face is won by myself, not by others."

"Okay, there’s a lot of nonsense. Let’s get to the point. Someone may have heard of the fact that I disappeared at every turn. This is not a rumor. This is a fact. During the time I disappeared, where am I? Well, everyone looked at the following set of pictures, and maybe you can find the answer." Yang Feng waved his hand, the meeting room lights dimmed, the light of the projector was projected on the screen, and pictures appeared in front of people. In the mountains, there is a grassland with no end in sight, a small river with gurgling water, and of course the conservatively polluted nature. Every picture is accompanied by a text description, so that people can clearly see what this place is.

A total of more than two hundred pictures, watching for more than ten minutes, everyone's heart, there is a trace of solemnity, a trace of doubt, wherever everyone is familiar with, it is a face riddled with holes, those beautiful places are definitely Most people here have never heard of it.

The lights came on, and Yang Feng began to answer people’s questions, “If I say that I have been to these places in the picture, everyone will be surprised and feel that I’m just idle, but if I tell you, China Land, There is no place of 9.6 million square kilometers of land that I have not visited. You definitely don’t believe me. You think I’m bragging, but I can tell you very responsible. This is a fact. I use my feet. After measuring this magical land, there is only one result-we are living magically and living normally."

People couldn't help but laugh, and applause ensued. It was very enthusiastic. What is the domestic environment? Even if Yang Feng didn’t understand Yang Feng clearly, he knew something about it. Although Yang Feng said it was a bit exaggerated, it was also expounding. A fact.

"I have read all the policies and regulations issued by the Environmental Protection Agency and the State Council in the past 30 years, and I have also reviewed all the regulations and rules of the environmental protection bureaus of various environmental protection agencies. I dare not say that I can recite everything, but I remember each one very clearly. For the great cause of environmental protection in the past years, I have made a summary-if there is no destruction, there will be no governance, and if there is no governance, there will be no funding; if the meeting is broken, there will be no law enforcement, and if there is no law enforcement, there will be no funding."

Yang Feng raised his hand and interrupted the applause of the media. He said, "As a colleague of the Environmental Protection Agency, I may feel that my words are a bit alarmist. Here I ask you a question. If the environment in the country reaches the current level of Nanling, it still needs Does the Environmental Protection Agency need public officials of no less than 500,000 to protect our homes? Don’t ask me where the 500,000 figure comes from. You only need to understand that there are 2,862 county-level units in our country. Just know that the number of 500,000 is not much."

"No one wants to drive me out. It seems that I can go on to say that half a million people are calculated on the basis of an average salary of 70,000 yuan per person per year. I mean the average here. It is just a rough figure. It’s for environmental reports, not for statistics, so please don’t be true. 500,000 times 70,000, which is 35 billion. Director Bao would be surprised by this number, I said. Just not much, please dim the lights a little bit, then turn it down, I have a lot of evidence to show here, the trouble of adjusting and adjusting, I think everyone is more interested in these content than in my handsome appearance "Since Yang Feng decided to do something, he didn’t plan to face the emotions. For him, if you leave it alone and let him come to the meeting, he has to do something. He can’t go through the scene and be scolded by the people all over the country. Let down millions of fans.

When the lights dimmed, Yang Feng said: “This is the salary stubs and expenditures of a county environmental protection bureau in December throughout the year. In order to protect local comrades, I will not disclose specific information to everyone. I will only give a general idea. It is a well-known poor county in the country. As far as the environment is concerned, it is much better than the capital. The sky is blue, the clouds are white, and the water can be directly drunk, but in such a place, the EPA staff attacked 180 Seven people, in the past year, the total expenditure on the single salary and welfare item was 2,625,964 yuan."

This data makes people laugh again. It is not only the people in the media who are smiling, but even the people of the Environmental Protection Agency themselves. But behind the smile, the results of the calculation in the heart make them very headache, especially Director Bao.

"Is the salary very high? Are all of us present, including Director Bao, holding back! Don't be sad, let's take a look at other people's office expenses for a year, we really can't live." Yang Feng laughed. When the picture was changed, an astonishing figure appeared. The annual funding was astonishingly more than 60 million yuan. What kind of figure was this? Even Director Bao, a person who is used to big storms, was frightened.

"The specific materials will be handed over to Director Bao after the meeting. This has to be taken care of." After all, Yang Feng didn't beat her face to the end. He spared Director Bao and the big guy a favor. With so much funding, the people were present. People can't think of it being spent. In the past, I only knew that the Beijing Office was exaggerating. This Nima can catch up with foreign affairs, earning RMB and spending US dollars.

"Of course this is an extreme. The situation in other places may be better, but it can't be better there. As a citizen, a village head who relies on the environment to make his fortune, I am here to risk offending Director Bao. With so much money a year for planting trees and afforestation, our environment will not be seen in the fog as it is today. Therefore, my first proposal is to abolish the four-level environmental protection units of all provinces, cities, counties and townships, and all personnel will be on site. Disbanded, only retain the State Environmental Protection Administration, change the functions of the State Environmental Protection Administration, and manage the country’s environmental issues. I have made a simple plan for the specific details of related matters. I will hand it over to Director Bao later. As for whether to disclose to the media, it is up to Director Bao decides.” Yang Feng talked freely. As soon as he uttered these words, everyone was frightened. Except for the media and the General Administration, everyone was scolding their mothers in their hearts. They were not so cruel and let them be laid off collectively. Didn't offend Village Chief Yang either!

"My second suggestion is to establish a nationwide SkyEyes monitoring network and a private monitoring council. I have asked relevant experts at home and abroad. Such a system, plus satellites, costs about 100 The service life can be as long as fifteen to twenty years, plus the annual maintenance of equipment, and it will be up to one billion a year. It is enough to fine any money, and the State Environmental Protection Administration severely increases it. With great enforcement efforts, coupled with this system, I believe that our blue sky days throughout the year will no longer be so false."

"Thirdly, unite with caring people from the private sector to establish an inspection committee based on Internet reporting. The committee's responsibility is to conduct multi-faceted surveys on areas that have been repeatedly dealt with ineffectively to prevent people from using their power to commit crimes."

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