Laozi is the village head

A black cloud floated from the sky. When it flew closer, people realized that it was not a cloud. It was a large group of birds, such as magpies, crows, sparrows, larks, swans and geese, and gathered everyone’s eyes. Staring wide-eyed, watching the birds fly by, suddenly, a piece of bird droppings fell like raindrops, and the crowd below had nowhere to hide, and they were hit.

"Ah!" Some people with a slightly lower psychological quality couldn't help screaming, and some even stooped and vomited. This scene fell in the eyes of bystanders and couldn't help but smile. The bystanders were persuaded to stand by the security guard. Far away, the security guard’s excuse is to be careful of accidental injury in case of an emergency. Now everyone understands what an emergency happened and what is accidental injury. If you stand close, you will indeed be recruited. This is called a disaster!People hurriedly took out their cameras to take pictures and posted this good news to Weibo or forums. It immediately attracted countless attentions. Some were applauded and some were clamoring, but most of them are for fun. This is really interesting. Someone who is curious said that if there was a protest against Village Chief Yang for eating tigers, he would definitely go to Shanghe Village.

A joke has aroused the support of many people. Everyone is suggesting that Yang Feng eat tigers. Then there will be protesters. Then everyone can observe how the tiger eats people on the spot. I have to say that this person is just fine. If it is, it will become evil. Is it so fun for tigers to eat people?

The demonstrators on the first day were so disintegrated. These people may count all this on Yang Feng's head, but this cannot be prosecuted and cannot be filed. What can they do? As for the village chief Yang to discuss , This is even more impossible. The key is that there is no evidence. How can you prove that this was done by the chief of the village Yang commanding the birds.

Bird lovers are wiped out. If they talk about it again, someone will jump out and say, "Come on, you love birds so much, how come you get furious when you get shit on your head?"

A controversy about bird-eating has turned into whether the bird-loving bird can accept bird droppings and turn around. This change made countless magistrates laugh and support the elders of Yang Village. The hard-core fans of Yang Village are proud of this. If you dare to scold the village chief Yang for not being pleased, this is not the case.

In people’s expectation, the second group of protesters should have appeared. However, these people did not fully accept God’s choice of tigers and lions. Not to mention that Yang Feng did not eat such things. They would not protest even if they ate them. What they chose was A more docile deer.

This time, people have done the most comprehensive protection. In order to avoid being trampled and bitten by a deer, I don’t know that local tyrant sent people electric batons. This made people feel more emboldened, but this time, let The big guys were disappointed. They yelled until noon. They didn’t see a deer, nor did they see Village Chief Yang. At noon, instead, they showed up with food and provided them with free lunch for the protesters. , The lunch is still relatively rich, braised rabbit meat and steamed buns, just take care of the fullness, under the temptation of delicious food, many people eat straight and burp, and after eating, they said righteously: "Don’t want to buy a meal. We, we have integrity."

"Hello everyone! Is it okay to eat at noon?" Mengmeng rode a tiger over, startled people, stood in front of them, and asked with a smile.

"It's okay!" People replied against their will, not only okay, it was delicious, delicious they had never tasted before.

"Do you know what meat you eat for lunch?" Mengmeng asked with a smile.

"Rabbit!" Someone answered quickly, but some were thinking.

"Oh!" Mengmeng sighed and said to them: "The chef made a mistake. He mixed the venison for the tourists with the rabbit for you, so the venison is better than you, and it has caused many tourists. All complaining."

A group of people were dumbfounded, the one they just ate was called a fragrant!Many people said at the same time, "It turned out to be venison! No wonder it tastes different."

"Spit up?" Mengmeng asked with a nightmare smile.

Vomiting, vomiting, vomiting after eating bad intestines and stomach, vomiting only after eating disgusting things, venison is very fragrant, how can it come out, unless it is to stab the throat, but is it necessary?

"Hahahahaha!" With a wild laugh, Mengmeng rode off the tiger and left, leaving a group of people who don’t know what to do. Protest, they also ate, and the key is that people’s inner thoughts are disintegrated I haven’t eaten venison before. I think it shouldn’t. But after eating it once, many people think that it tastes delicious. Why don’t you eat it?

Yes!This is a question, why not eat it?It’s okay to eat cows and sheep. Why don’t you eat deer? It’s said that a lot of deer are raised in the east. If they don’t eat meat, are they waiting to lay eggs, or hens that lay eggs, but they can’t escape the soup. The fate of meat.

wild!Someone might say this, is it really the case?Village Mayor Yang contracted a large area of ​​mountain forest in Nanling and built a huge breeding farm. They were registered, not to mention deer. They were tigers and leopards in Nanling. Most of them were raised freely by Village Chief Yang. It’s up to you to do things.

If you understand and figure it out, you will naturally feel comfortable, but if you don't understand, there is that kind of twisting, and you don't understand it anyway. In this world, there will always be all kinds of people, more persistent, and it's not a bad thing.

No one came to protest anymore, and the voice on the Internet was much lower. It’s pointless to solve the case and quarrel all day long. Not many people are interested anymore. You and the idiot are arguing rationally. That can only reduce oneself to the ranks of idiots.

As a protester, only when someone stands on the opposite side can they protest. The opposite side does not even have an opponent, and they slowly lose their interest. Some people come to Shanghe Village to make trouble, but they are either caught by the police or by the police. The dog bit, killed a batch, and killed another batch, and then it was quiet, and ran to Shanghe Village to make trouble. That was looking for death, and reasoning with Village Chief Yang was also looking for death.

"For the sale of various animals and plants, please contact the Commerce Department of Shanghe Group." Yang Feng said that this incident reached its highest point. Many people wondered whether Mr. Yang wanted the whole people to eat and cherish animals, but Soon everyone understood that it was not what they thought.

On the second day after the news was released, news broke that the United States had reached an agreement with Mayor Yang that they would purchase a certain amount of Siberian tigers, leopards, giant pandas, red pandas and other treasures from Mr. Yang. Animals, as soon as the news came out, it detonated the Internet. People were questioning the authenticity, but it was soon confirmed that the news was true, not only confirmed the news. Yes, Yang Feng also announced the types and numbers of animals. No I don’t know about the announcement. Many people are dumbfounded by this announcement. They dare to feel that Mr. Yang’s family has such a large number of things!

The news came out one after another. When Yang Feng sold 100 pandas, people were shocked. How many of these things are in the world, but Yang Feng has more than one hundred pandas in his hands. What is this? Circumstances, no one can receive it, and the insider will not say.

Immediately, people wanted to understand another truth, let alone eating camels, even if they eat giant pandas, they can afford it.

At this moment, some people began to clamor again, calling Yang Feng a traitor. He didn't want to give the country or benefit the people when he had something good, but wanted to sell money. This behavior is shameful and equivalent to a traitor.

"Why?" Yang Feng's counterattack had to be said to be very sharp. One question made people disappear a lot. Everyone was thinking about a question. Why?Is it because Yang Feng is a Chinese, so he has to donate all his things for free. This is difficult for a strong man, and there is no such reason!

No one can give an intuitive and confident answer. Just like this, Yang Feng has withstood half of the Internet army with two words. The rest is nothing to worry about. It is difficult to make a big storm. They became the winner in this battle. And it won very well.

Yang Feng sold it here. The Wildlife Conservation Association couldn’t sit still, and took people to Shanghe Village. When they got to Shanghe Village, they discovered that the problem was serious. It was not because of the serious biology, but they couldn’t see Yang Feng. Yang Feng’s family didn’t dare There was a dog in the yard, so I could only shout and ask at the door. It turned out that Yang Feng was not at home, and Pu Shiyin came out and told them and went back again, making people too late to react. They looked at each other and didn’t know what to do. Up.

"Wang!" Some people suspected that Pu Shiyin was a lie, so he wanted to break in, but as soon as he stepped into the gate, he ran out a big wolf dog at a very fast speed, opened his mouth and took a bite on his leg. It feels like a piece of meat has been bitten off.

Yang Feng just put up a sign at the door with the words "the trespasser died" written on it. It's best to use the languages ​​of various countries, otherwise if people say that they can't understand it, it's not us who is unlucky!

Yang Feng was really not at home, he knew that someone would come to question him, so he went into the mountain in the middle of the night. As for interviews, let him all go to hell. He doesn't want to say anything at this time, just say something that matters. do not understand.

Can’t find Yang Feng, people can only find Liu Yan, see Liu Yan as a group, and after reporting their identity, this is passed, but it is two people. The nurse said: “Patients prefer to rest, please take your unrelated adults with you. The child left, we Mr. Liu said, you can only go up two people.

If you have no desire, you are strong. Yang Feng is like this, and Liu Yan is like this. Choosing to meet these two representatives is not to say that Liu Yan wants to compromise and negotiate with him, but Liu Yan wants to see how many people will stand by them. The opposite of this one doesn't matter, but the "wolf" is called in, and it is estimated that some will be busy again in the future.