Laozi is the village head

(Yesterday, the chapter was written and sent, but I couldn’t check the sleepy ones. There were some errors at the end. It has been revised. Please forgive me!)

People laugh at me too crazy, I laugh at others and can't see through!

Everyone is like this. Some people are blinded by a leaf, and some know autumn by a leaf. Yang Feng chats with the old man in the shape of a beggar because someone told Yang Feng that the old man is an intelligence dealer, so Yang Feng chatted and got a little bit of it might be useful to him. But maybe something useless.

After Yang Feng left, the old man's eyes flashed with a sharp light, and he smiled and muttered to himself in a low voice: "Interesting, Village Chief Yang has come to India, it's so interesting."

A piece of news spread quickly. Village Chief Yang brought his son and daughter to India. Is this coming for a vacation?Many people don’t think this way, because as long as you are not a fool, you know that India is definitely not a good place to travel and vacation at this time, and Yang Feng is definitely not a fool, so since he is here, he has the reason and purpose of coming. What is it? No one knows.

Needless to ask, the news came from the old man in the shape of a beggar. This is also the purpose of Yang Feng. He came to India for two reasons. One is to see the landscape and customs of India, and the other is Come join in the fun, what he calls the fun is not the ordinary fun, if it happens to be a little difficult to catch up, so you have to make it yourself, I believe many people know that they come with their children, they will be excited.

It’s not the first time Yang Feng has come to India, but every time he comes, he can’t help but express a feeling of emotion. See how complete the cultural heritage is here, and most importantly, in some famous scenic spots. , I won’t run out of the two monks and tell you something like "Look at the dark cloud above your head, the donor has a bloody disaster recently."

Yang Feng held one hand in his hand and walked in the crowd without rushing. Tianyan was checking the surrounding situation. He didn't want to overturn the boat in the gutter. It would be nice if he was the only one, but he could bring two children. Something was wrong, how he explained to his wife, how to explain to himself, and decided to come to India, he didn't expect that it would be smooth sailing and calm down.

"Puff!" Yang Feng violently picked up the child one by one, two bullets passed by, shooting a hole on the ground, and a blood flower bloomed behind Yang Feng, which made the lively ambush in the dark a happy heart, success. Up.

Holding the child, running forward under the cover, you don't need the eyes of the sky to know that someone behind is catching up. It seems that they want to take advantage of his illness to kill him, but Yang Feng's life is not so easy to take.

Pippi and Wenwen blinked, and the two little guys laughed. They didn't believe that Dad would be injured. If Yang Feng could be killed with a gun, Yang Feng would have died dozens of times earlier, and he needed to come to India to find his death. !So they didn't believe that Yang Feng was injured at all, but felt that he was acting.

Yang Feng was injured and ran away. This made the killer who was chasing after him unacceptable. He was holding two children and ran away. These two children, no matter how light they were, they were 50 or 60 catties. They were carrying 50 or 60 catties, and they all ran away. Up.

Someone tested the blood on the ground and determined that it was Yang Feng. Only then did he believe that Yang Feng was injured. Otherwise, no one would believe that Yang Summit was ambushed so easily. Even if he was restrained by the child, he didn’t believe it, so he sent the blood. I did a test. It was impossible to test DNA. I just judged the blood type, which was consistent with Yang Feng's blood type.

"Someone is going to be unlucky." Pippi happily said when a family of three sat together eating the aromatic noodles. Who is his father, he still doesn't know!

"Eat quickly. Only when you are full can you work hard." Yang Feng smiled. Indeed, some people are going to be unlucky, and many people want to hunt him down. This time he was injured, plus two children. What a great opportunity!He would be moved by changing him.

Tracking a person’s whereabouts, or an injured person, is not difficult for some people or organizations, so Yang Feng and the others just ate their noodles, and the first group of people came. I don’t know where it came from. Is good.

"Live!" Yang Feng squinted his eyes, shook his head on the couch, and said these two words softly.

"Received!" Pippi smiled, stood up from his small chair, turned to look around, scratched his head, and said, "I didn't see anyone!"

"They will come up." Wenwen said what Yang Feng wanted to say. After saying this, Wenwen gently pulled the blanket, which seemed to be taking a nap.

Pippi smiled and lay down again. Little head didn't know what to think, and asked for a fan. Yang Feng gave him a handful. He only flicked it and shook it gently. That posture made Yang Feng tolerate. I can't help but laugh, I don't know who I learned from, and I like to pretend to be cool when I have something to do.

The first group of climbers consisted of six people, and they looked like they were in a small group. They all held guns and lurked to a distance of 100 meters in an encircled form. They stopped and took a rest. Seeing that Yang Feng didn't react at all, he increased his courage. Six people rushed up quickly, pointed their guns, and shouted, "Don't move."

"Crack!" Pippi's fan clapped in his hand, stood up and asked loudly, "Who is the one who came here?"

The six people looked at each other and didn't know what Pippi said, because Pippi spoke Chinese and they couldn't understand it. Pippi seemed to have discovered the problem too, sighed, and said, "Hell is part of the border."

The six-member group still didn't understand this sentence, but Yang Feng almost screamed for his son. This is a classic saying. Hell really has no borders. Pippi and contemptuously sat down, but in the six-member group, they couldn't figure out that it was singing. When one of them came out, they felt a force push, and they flew out, and they heard a loud noise in their ears at the same time, as if they had exploded.

When my son left the stage, it was time for Lao Tzu to make his debut. Yang Feng was very happy to accept this result. After checking it in the past, he said to his son: "I have a little bit stronger, and four of them died."

Pippi did not speak, raised a fan, swayed the recliner, and looked like a big master. Yang Feng quickly interrogated the half-dead two, and gained some useless confidence, so he threw these six aside, just as cannon fodder. There must be cannon fodder consciousness, cannon fodder has only one end-death.

The second wave of people came slower than Yang Feng had imagined, and the number of them was larger than expected. More than 30 people came together, only for him. In this situation, he would be honored even if he died, because he enjoyed it. Hero treatment.

There are more than 30 people, most of whom have guns, but they are all pistols, and they didn’t come up with spears. This shows the level of skill. Generally speaking, masters don’t need to grab them, except for Xiaoxiao’s pervert. .

"Whoever comes, report your name." Pippi was again using his previous actions and words, arrogantly pointing, as if the ants in front of him were not killers, but just like ants that he could ravage him. Wrong, Pippi also regarded them as ants.

"Hahaha! My kid, this is not a place where you can play. We are here for your father. Take your sister down the mountain." Finally, someone who can speak Chinese came to communicate.

"You're not too bad, I can spare you not to die now." Pippi covered her mouth with a fan and said with a "chuckle" smile.

"Interesting!" The big guy who had just spoken smiled, and realized that something was wrong in his heart. Yang Feng was motionless on the chair and sent such a little guy. Isn't he afraid that they will solve this little guy?

"Boom!" No one knew what was going on. One who was just about to dig out, just flew out without warning, and then people heard a sound and looked for it. Nothing exploded!

Pippi’s acting ability has been learned ten percent from Yang Feng. He looked stunned, looking at the person who was blown up, showing a frightened look, just before everyone has figured out how to respond. During the incident, the explosion sounded constantly and people kept flying out. Soon, Pippi was the only one standing on the ground. Yang Feng and Wenwen were not counted. They were lying down.

"Get it done!" Pippi clapped his hands triumphantly and turned to Yang Feng for joy. Yang Feng got up and started to clean up the mess and report the results. This time, the death rate is a bit lower. Just now, six people died and four died, and the death rate was 100. It’s more than 60%, and now it’s half dead. There is a big difference between half and 60%.

Yang Feng is packing up the last survivor. He wants information and money. There is nothing more satisfying than getting information from a killer. When Yang Feng is busy, a man in a camouflage uniform appears on the scene, man Standing more than ten meters away from Yang Feng, looking at Yang Feng, he smiled and said, "Village Chief Yang has deceived many people!"

"Mandarin is pretty good. It can be seen that we are still very successful in promoting the language." Yang Feng smiled.

"This is necessary. As a killer with a sense of accomplishment, one needs to master the mainstream language in the world." The man said proudly.

"You came to want me to show off my language skills?" Yang Feng asked with a smile.

"No, I'm here to kill you." This person is also more direct and said frankly.

"Oh! That can start, what are you waiting for, come on." Yang Feng said with a slight smile.

"It is said that you Village Chief Yang is invincible. I will try it in a few days." The man gave Yang Feng a disdain, drew a gun and shot. Yang Feng smiled bitterly, thinking that this guy would choose close combat. , After a long time, it is still the same.

"Boom, boom!" Two explosions, the camouflage man was lying on the ground tragically, not dead, Yang Feng went to wake him up, asked a few questions, and he became an idiot. Unexpectedly, he didn't even let Yang Feng take a shot, and a child would do it for him.

"Fak!" On the other side of the mountain, a man who also wore camouflage uniforms cursed fiercely. In the telescope, he saw everything but didn't see clearly. In his opinion, his companion didn't know who was deceived. He was killed by the law and was shot flying as soon as he took out the gun. This shocked him, but it was not the death of his friends that made him angry, but the location of Yang Feng and the others. He couldn’t snipe from them. In other places, I believe that Yang Feng will never leave such flaws. In a life-and-death battle, exposing himself to many gunpoints is what Yang Feng did, but he does not want to be kept within a reasonable range by countless guns at the same time. Outside shooting, his reasonable range is his sky eye range.