Laozi is the village head

Chapter One Two One Two Inspector Team First Person

After the events in the capital city ended, Yang Feng returned to Shanghe Village. This is his birthplace. He always has a special affection for him. But recently, it seems that time in the village is getting less and less, and there is always a different kind of tranquility here. No matter how the world looks at him, the villagers look at him with the same look. He is still the little village chief, that stupid young man, in fact, he is now middle-aged, but still stupid.

Yang Feng is really stupid, so stupid that he doesn't know enough about the world, or he doesn't know enough about himself. After just returning to live for two days, all the media heard the news. In order not to be continuously harassed, Yang Feng decided to go for a while. These reporters, just outside the door of his home, Yang Feng sat on a rock, smiling at hundreds of media reporters. The security guards of Shanghe Village are maintaining order. If this is a press conference, then this is definitely A different kind of press conference, because friends from various media reporters don't even have a chair.

"Be quiet, everyone!" Yang Feng shouted, and slowly fell silent. Yang Feng smiled and said: "I didn't plan to face the media, but I was afraid of being blocked by you every day, so I came to chat with everyone. Let's talk, today we are not so formal, we speak freely, what do you say?"

"Okay!" This kind of thing naturally has to be shouted well. Whoever dares to shout badly at this time will definitely become the public enemy of the people.

"Since everyone feels good, then let's say something is not good. I will chat with you today. After today, everyone will not harass me anymore. If anyone comes to harass me again, I will not chat with him in the future. Of course, if there is Anyone can still block me for a large-scale incident. This is not a one-off deal. Do you think it's okay?" Yang Feng asked again.

"Good!" The answer was unified again.

"Okay!" Yang Feng nodded, and said: "I don't know how everyone was born, but I believe that after working, everyone must have not sat on the ground and talked with people with the smell of earth. Let us today. How about trying?"

People froze for a while, and then hurriedly sat on the ground, sitting crookedly, Yang Feng smiled and said, "I seem to be embarrassing you. You are not allowed to take revenge for a while, and you can't embarrass me."

People laughed, and Yang Feng said, "I think the question you most want to know is why I should intensively release those exercises, right?"

"Yes!" replied in unison, they came for this.

"If there are ten roast ducks in front of you, but you can only eat one, you will have diarrhea if you eat more. How do you deal with the other nine, do you share it with your relatives and friends?" Yang Feng asked, people one after another. Nod, this is an affirmative answer.

"What I have done is the same as you, share and share with all mankind. No matter how big the roast duck is, it will be over after one meal. But the intensive exercises are different and they can share it together. If so, how can I share it with everyone? I think if you have a roast duck that can fill the whole world, you will definitely give it to the people all over the world."

"I read some of the comments on the Internet. Some people said that the basic exercises I published are all basic exercises. Yes, it is the foundation, but there is no foundation. How do you build skyscrapers and how to climb to the top? Here I want to tell everyone. The thing is, first grasp the basics firmly. There will be things that can help you climb to the sky. Don’t ask me what it is. You use your brain to know for sure. Don’t ask me when I will release the follow-up cheats. I don’t I know, this is not something I can decide. The decision is in your hands. When someone has mastered the basic exercises, when will we release the follow-up."

"Some people say that the secrets of the exercises that I have released are all rubbish, and the good things must be kept for relatives and friends to enjoy. I can guarantee that the person who said this is a stick. You look at it with envy, jealousy and hatred. This world is so narrow! To talk about one exercise, it is bad or possible, and all twelve exercises are bad, is it possible? If you want to say it is possible, I have nothing to say. "

"Did you all watch those exercises?" Yang Feng asked suddenly, and the reporters nodded reflexively.

"How does it feel?" Yang Feng asked.

"I don't understand!" Most people answered like this, and there are other answers, which are not important.

"Yeah! With your ingenuity, you can't understand it, so who can understand it and see that this is the worst practice?" Yang Feng asked, people laughed again, don't know if you don't break it. This challenge is actually clear.

"It doesn’t matter if you don’t understand everyone. I believe you will understand it soon. I would like to remind you that even if you understand it, whether you can cultivate is still unknown. As far as I know, most people cannot cultivate. To put it plainly, people who can cultivate must have spiritual roots. As for what spiritual roots are, I can’t explain to you. Being able to cultivate is a life, but not being able to cultivate is also a life. No matter what, you must treat it with a normal heart. Among them, happiness is paramount," Yang Feng said.

"Mr. Yang, to what extent are you practicing now, can you show it to us?" Someone suddenly said something, and everyone rushed to support it.

"Did you Mengmeng and the others sent it?" Yang Feng asked people stupidly again, hesitated, and replied, "No!"

"I doubt very much, if not, why would you ask this question and tell everyone a piece of news that will definitely make everyone very happy, because I don't have spiritual roots, so I can't practice." Yang Feng said.

Quiet, silent, a bunch of people looked at Yang Feng dumbly, unable to believe it, but felt that it was true, because Yang Feng never lied, Yang Feng laughed, and joked: "What look in your eyes, isn't it just that you can't practice? , It's not that you can't live anymore."

It's easy to say, but everyone knows what it means for Yang Feng to not be able to cultivate. This is like an emperor looking at three thousand beauties in the harem, but he is inhumane. This is definitely the cruelest thing in the world.

"Really?" someone asked in disbelief.

"Really, more real than real gold." Yang Feng smiled.

"What look in your eyes, don't you need to be so gloating?" Yang Feng asked dissatisfied.

"We are not gloating, we are sympathy." Someone joked.

"Okay, okay, sympathy, why do you want to sympathize, should I take advantage of the world? Cultivating to become a great immortal god will be omnipotent in heaven and earth?" Yang Feng asked.

"The village chief, you will be bullied in the future," someone said.

"It's okay, I can't practice, my wife and children can. Whoever dares to bully me will definitely be beaten all over the floor." Yang Feng said.

"Then what if the village chief's wife bullied you?" someone hurriedly asked.

"This shouldn't be the case. Our husband and wife have a good relationship, and although I am not so handsome, I went to the hall and the kitchen. Such a man is not easy to find. I ran away to find a cook like me. The most handsome of them, the handsome guys have the best cooking skills.” Everyone laughed again. This mentality made people admire. Yang Feng’s words set a role model for many people and made it possible for many people who cannot practice. Look aside, when everyone thinks of something, they will say something like this: "Even Village Chief Yang can't practice. People are still alive. Why do we not live well?"

Indeed, there is no reason for people not to live well, to live, not to live for anyone, but to live better for more people, so you must live well, this other kind of symposium, let Many people laughed, and many people felt relieved. Village Mayor Yang was finally unlucky, and it will continue to be unlucky in the future. What's more, he is already secretly planning to step on Mr. Yang in the future. What should I do? Go ravaged.

There was a sound of sympathy outside, and Yang Feng himself was fine. He was okay to repair flowers, cut grass, and go fishing. He completely lived a leisurely life. Life should be like that!

Luo Ying and Gongsun Meng’s sisters have been very busy these days. They are really busy. Although everything is ready for the newly established base, it is still more troublesome to sort out some things. Fortunately, the two of them hold the power, regardless of It is a matter of one sentence whether to transfer or open a person, otherwise just building the team will not be completed within a few months.

On this day, the two sisters were talking about Yang Feng in the office. Suddenly, a black shadow appeared in the room. The two of them were stunned. The black shadow said with a smile: "I am taking the liberty to visit, forgive me."

"What are you doing?" Gongsun Meng gave his sister a very concealed gesture. Only the sisters understood that Gongsun Meng's gesture meant that the enemy was too strong. If anything happens, she will entangle the enemy and let Luo Ying leave first. , But this is also her wishful thinking. Let alone whether Luo Ying will leave her and escape, it is still unknown whether True Monarch Jiuyin can escape. She knows True Monarch Jiuyin's strength.

"I heard that you have set up a new special affairs bureau. What kind of inspection team is there. I am here to ask for a place. To be honest, I have taken a lot of benefits from you. If you don't pay a little, I am not at ease. The benefits must be both sides. , Are you right?" True Monarch Jiuyin asked seriously.

"Will you be so kind?" Gongsun Meng asked in disbelief.

"In your current words, you have been brainwashed by Village Chief Yang. Although I am not a good person, I am not a bad person. When I came to your world, I understood a truth. No matter how powerful a person is, he cannot be an enemy. Once a country has been won, it is impossible to defeat the world and unify the world. Isn't Village Chief Yang also seeking cooperation with the country? I also seek cooperation. Why is it wrong?" Jiuyin Zhenjun asked.

Gongsun Meng couldn't answer. It seemed that what people said was right, but in her heart she didn't believe that True Monarch Jiuyin would be so good, Luo Ying said, "Sit down, you can talk."

"Ha ha! Miss Luo is still sensible, Huang Mao girl is not reliable!" Jiu Yin Zhenjun sat down unceremoniously, taking the opportunity to damage Gongsun Meng's sentence.

"Are you looking for something?" Gongsun Meng asked, staring.

"Heads-up or group fight, do you choose?" Jiuyin True Monarch said lightly.

Gongsun Meng is speechless again, what is in my heart is a hate, this guy is too awkward, if he can be beaten, he must be beaten to find teeth, but unfortunately, he can't beat it, so I can only put it aside. When discussing business affairs, Luo Ying was not angry when he saw Gongsun Meng like this, but smiled slightly, gently pulled Gongsun Meng, and said: "Our inspection team intends to set up a nine-life inspector, if Lord Zhenjun is willing, then This is our first inspector."