Lazy Dungeon Master

"Answer me, Saintess Arca! Why was there a dungeon underneath this town!?"

Rather than being a saintly lady, I say again to make the surroundings listen.

Nobody's trying to catch me even though I'm not running away right now... oh my God, at the point of listening to the terrorists, I'm disqualified.

"Ah, that dungeon... that's fine!"

"Does the dungeon have a good or bad thing? When did the Holy Kingdom become part of the Laverio Empire!?"

"No! That dungeon is an artificial dungeon built by human hands under the auspices of the Pope!!"

Artificial dungeons, huh?

"The gift of alchemy is the work of men. So even if the Lord of Light sees it, it's no problem.”

Huh. Did you confirm that with the Lord of Light?

"I also took it." The Pope can speak to the Lord of Light. "

Hmm, that sounds suspicious. Are you cheating?

I don't think so, but I can also talk to the Dark God--your father, and I can't say I'm lying anyway. It could be through an angel.

Let me ask you a few more questions.

Huh. Even a brave man can't talk freely to the God of Light?

"The Pope is special."

"Where is the evidence that the Pope really exchanged words with the Lord of Light? Is that what the god of light really said, such as no natural or artificial, or forgiven dungeons?"

"... it's as if you know the Light God directly."

Well, I'm a brave man. I know you in a way. Instead of my face, my whole body was glowing and I couldn't see well.

... let's shake it up by flickering at the fact that it's a brave man. In the Light God religion, brave people are probably among the people. I don't know.

"Yeah. I was asked to work directly by the Lord of Light." Destroy the dungeon.... and the artificial dungeon hasn't said a word about it. "

"What...?"

Well, I wasn't just asked to do it.

Ah, but have you ever broken a dungeon core without numbering, and could you say that you've done the least work? As a minimum, I also remembered the Brave Skill Super Transformation .

"... brave---are you a brave person?"

"Answer me about the Pope before I give you that answer."

A saintly lady staring at me. Hair color is common in this world, and facial colour is the same.

"You said the Pope made a dungeon - is that a human?" Isn't the outside world weird? "

"...... T-That's right, the Pope... there are many suspicious places......"

Eh, are you really suspicious?

"The Pope... the Pope's title has been held by the same person for at least five generations, dating back to the present day."

"Five years old?" I'm sure of it.

I don't know what the Pope's system is, and I don't know if it's four years per generation. But for now, I'll nod with confidence.

From the way of narrowing down the secret of the saintly lady, it seems that she will serve for about ten years until she retires at an age once she takes office.

And I come up with something here all of a sudden. Black Dungeon Core - Gift of Alchemy. That said, it was very likely that Leona, a chaos god, was involved.

"Isn't there a black-haired, red-eyed woman in the Pope, or in his entourage or maid?"

"The Pope is an elderly man, so I don't know... a woman with black hair and red eyes." If there were such a person, it would be a topic of discussion. "

I don't know if Leona was involved, but even if she was involved, there's no way she'd let me grab her tail so easily... no, no.

“Why are we talking about it? Is it even wanted?"

No, it's the color of the first Saintess.

"... the first Saintess?"

"Yes, the First Saintess has black hair like a dark night, red eyes like blood, and a Phoenix."

The Phoenix, anyway, has few brunettes in this world. If it was combined with red-eye, it would be a relief. The first Saintess was a long time ago... but Leona is immortal.

"It doesn't necessarily mean that the slime that becomes a wolf doesn't become a Phoenix..."

"... well. Without a black-haired red-eyed evil goddess, the Pope would be the evil that would nest in the Light God religion." Looks like we should drag them down and hammer them down. ”

"Is it evil...?"

"That's right. You're building a dungeon while you say you're going to crush it, right?" Don't be ridiculous, artificial dungeons are dungeons! Didn't you!? You weren't taught to crush the dungeons!? "

I'm going to recover and start the speech.

In the meantime, let's stir it up with a policy that makes us suspicious of the Pope. She spread her arms and cried out to all but the Holy Lady.

"Saintess, the Pope made the dungeon." What did the Pope say about building a dungeon!? Does a country without a dungeon have inferior productivity to a country with a dungeon?! For infinite resources, some evil will blind you!? "

”Oh, that's... we should control the dungeon-”

"Oh my! Then the Pope understands that the dungeons are useful!" The Pope and the Louisiana, this is a treacherous betrayal!! "

Cut off the answers of the Holy Maiden and say them out.

No matter what you answer, the fact that there was a dungeon is true. The Holy Maiden affirms it, and no matter what the Pope says, it leads to "I think the dungeon is useful". An act of treachery as a kingdom - not a dungeon that can be crushed.

"Next time, I'll tell God." The Light God religion is corrupted! "

Fu, I laugh with my nose and say so.

Well, even if I were a god, I'd like to report to Haku-san, the White Goddess.

Now, the number of second-hand horses is increasing.

I think I've bought you a lot of time, but I think Pope Corner is suspicious... I'll give you one more prank.

"Holy Maiden! The Pope is an evil ruler who protects the dungeons. But you still want to protect me!?"

"Oh, that's... that's... ku, ah, I'm so sorry to hear about who you are!"

"I don't care about that! I hear that it is either the teaching of the Lord of Light or the protection of the Pope!".

"... the teachings of the Lord of Light!"

Arrange the two extremes in a nonsense manner and let them choose. That's what the Lord of Light has to say. And the Saintess had no choice but to slay the other.

Well then, what are you supposed to do!

"I'm taking the Pope... from his seat...?"

It's warm!!

I'm stomping my legs! As a director, he started a small explosion without chanting and shook the air.

The saintly lady's body trembled with unexpected loud noises.

“The Pope's Crusade! Holy Mother, that's exactly what the Lord of Light taught us!!”

Y-Yes!

"Put it out of your mouth! The Pope's Crusade!"

"Kio, the Pope, the Crusade..."

"The voice is low! The Pope's Crusade!"

"Today, the Pope, the crusade."

"The Pope's Crusade!"

"Papal Crusade... Papal Crusade!"

The Pope's Crusade.

I've told you many times, but it's still better.

"Papal Crusade! Papal Crusade!"

"Papal Crusade! Papal Crusade!"

This is a very simple brainwashing. It's a common technique in black companies.

The Holy Lady forgets to doubt my words about the terrorists and calls out "Pope's Crusade" in public.

Ahh. I don't know what's going on?

... you've earned enough time, haven't you?

"Remember your mission, Holy Maiden. The Pope's Crusade!"

"Yes! The Pope's Crusade!"

No, well, it's good enough to pull a donkey.

I wonder if you're immune to this kind of technology in the otherworld. I can't believe you can put me on a truck so easily... well, I'm just doing it with a holy maiden of religion, and my assumptions seem fierce.

So I walked away, turning my back to the saintly lady.