Lazy Dungeon Master

Catfight (dog) 2

Looking at the monitor, Nik and Toy were fighting in the arena.

"Oh, you're already doing it."

"Show me, too, Kama."

That's what Rokuko sits next to me without opening his own menu.

It smelled like melon bread.

"... hey, are you wearing perfume or something? of melon bread."

"What do you want that for? Is there?"

"No, I don't."

"Which is the dominant one?

"Mm-hmm, Toy, I guess. I mean, when did Nik learn to chant my five-fold fireball?

I used to give Nerne a recording of the chant, a recording golem, but I wonder if Nik borrowed Nerne already remembered. What a study enthusiast.

"There were other chants I recorded as rewards to Nerne, but I wonder how far I remember"

"Don't you think? But Kama, I'm betting on Toy, so Toy, I'll be there for you."

"All right, come on, Nik. Lose."

Support Nik over the monitor. And when I try this, my face still looks alike.

"Even the failures seem to do some things about magic. What about body surgery?

"You can't beat me."

"Oh, you're not going to win, are you? Are you saying that dogs are failures?"

"You don't have to be alarmed, that's all."

To the toy that stirs, Nik packs the time again.

"Slow -!?"

"Sweet"

Toy reacts to Nik and pokes the stick. but Nik flushes the stick around and even slashes it as it is with its rotation. Left and right double-fire pours down into an unprotected toy that unleashes a poke.

"[Jump] Huh."

Toy jumped with his skills from an impossible position. That's the kind of skill. It is inherently a skill in the body surgery system that increases leapfrogging, but it can also be used to avoid emergencies.

"Oh, do you use skills? The weak."

"Phew... convenient, so you don't have a hand to not use it, do you? It's foolish not to use something. Oh, you were a loser."

Hmm, and Toy laughing with his nose. Nik stares with a chilling glance.

But each other's gaze was directed to explore the other's gaps.

"■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■, ■ ■ ■, ■ ■ ■, ■ ■ - [Carsdrans]"

"■ ■, ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ - [Fireball]"

Nik slams five fireballs into Toy's rolling, dark, disastrous spear.

"Aha, could that be all you can use? You don't have a lot of hands on failures, do you?

"I'm just hiding it in my hand. Why should I show it to you?

"Sure. But I need to show Kama the hand tags to understand their usefulness, so I won't hesitate to use them, will I? ■, ■, ■, ■ ■, ■ ■ - [Car spiller]"

The ground breaks and black columns as big as adult men grow. It created (possibly) an atmosphere that was difficult to come close to because the purple violet sees it.

"It's okay, this doesn't have the ability to kill - just let me manipulate it with a curse. Ugh, well, would you be happy to make me dance a festive dance in an unusual outfit?

■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■, ■ ■ ■ - [Samonskeleton] "

But Nik hit a bone soldier on the tower. Cursed skeletons start dancing like they stick their hips out, but well, let's ignore that.

"Whoa, samon. You seem to be holding back the basics, don't you?

"It's time to get serious"

"Oh. Then I'll rub it, too, and I'll only give you half the seriousness."

"Then I'm half as good as I really am."

"Hmm? Well, then I'm half the man I really am."

"I'll deal with you in half of what I'm serious about"

Tongue fight like a child - no, actually a child - and stare at each other.

"Then I... I'll deal with you for a 32nd of what I mean"

"Then I'm, uh... a sixteenth. What do you think, I can even split two cents? Because your husband taught you."

Fusu, and Nik, who proudly breathes his nose, Toy puts his hand on his mouth and laughs "puffy" little.

"You dull... you mean twice as much as I do!

"? Thirty-two times what, 64? Make sure you lick it."

"Haha! Minutes! Minutes. Ha, there's nothing I can do to even my old lady, who can't even arithmetic for a showgaxe class!

The denominator gets bigger - which means that the solution is smaller with a larger number to divide, but unfortunately Nik hadn't studied fractions and decimals yet. It would be more than enough to calculate an integer in this world. (Many adults can't do a decent multiplication assignment)

"... I don't know, but I know you're being silly. I'll hit you."

"I'm not fooling around, is the wasting dog a fact fool? Ha ha!

That's how the offense starts again.

Nik sticks out a wooden knife with no hesitation in his face aim. The aim was a fuzzy smiley face, but naturally Toy avoids this too, and then tries to kick the stick in support.

The next moment, Nik kicks the stick away. And Toy expects it to throw away the stick and grab Nik's axial foot.

Abandoning the stick to be kicked off, Toy tries to push the back of his knee all the way over his socks trying to hold his legs - but Nik doesn't collapse. Golem Assist. Toy's unknown secrets take a different form from "if it were meant to be" reality.

It was only for a moment that I was surprised. But it was precisely at that moment that Nik reshaped his kicked up leg over the toy.

"Iguuuu!

"Excuse me, I missed inches and guessed. On purpose."

"... come on, don't do it to me, doggie"

"Because I've also worked out in the Devil's Country. By the way, what shall I call you? Loser, is that good?

"There will be no good. What kind of squid sama did you use that would allow a failure to be a winning dog?

"Perfect control of your body and don't let them use you. This is the Demon King, isn't it?

"Chip, Demon King Stream...!

Toy knows. He said the goal of the Demon King's Stream was' complete self-completion '. "Ultimate Selfishness" doesn't depend on many people. Even your own body, mind and soul, if at all extreme, remain as you wish.

It was Nik's hatchet, but the Demon King Stream actually had that kind of technology. Neither did Toy seem to think Nik could use that much.

"Then it's time for me to be serious about you, too. The chaos stream swallows everything dry. Use whatever you can. Thousands of Changes, All Things Flowing -" Kaleidoscope "huh"

At the next moment, Toy split into four.

"What do you say? Dogs."

"Well, this is just a move to create three phantoms -"

"- The signs are perfectly for four bodies, right? That's how it works."

"What a genre move it was originally...... I forgot. They say it's a shame."

And speak to Nik politely and individually in turn.

... I don't care what you think, it only looks like four of us.

"" "" Come on, we're going, right?

And then four toys came at me all at once.

"… C. Right there."

- But Nik is second from the right without getting lost. I struck out the main body toy with an elbow iron.

Disappearing three identities.

"But heh! I saw it in one shot, and it was amazing!

"You're getting easier to beat up thanks to your concentration on separation. I thought it was a very good move."

"... For your information, how did you know?

"By chance. I was lucky. At last. So do it again, you might take it off next time, right?

"Lie vomit"

Toy laughed jealously and sat up perfectly.

"... I'll leave you at my loss for today. Letting seniors have flowers is also called the role of juniors who could"

"It's a reasonable decision. Now, Toy, get down."

"... like this?

Toy to lay low with adults. And on top of that, Nik put his foot on the muzzle. Over your head and on your back. Ride grandiose with your shoes. maid dog on maid dog.

"... um. It's a medium ride."

"... n"

Unexpectedly, Toy accepts it alot, but naturally because it's the losing side. For both of us, that's what it was.

Nik weighed himself on the head to push caution a couple of times and got off the toy.

"I'll be back, Toy."

"Huh."

Nik is right, Toy, who obeys adults. I paid off my clothes and the dirt on my head, and went behind Nik with a tote-toe.

This concludes the ritual of rating.

- By the way, Nik's ear decoration is a cloth golem prepared by Kama.

What is more, as with the sound storage golem, there is a hidden mechanism for making sound. Its purpose is to reach Nik, who is not a dungeon monster, with the dungeon function Communication.

Via the golem, the golem makes a sound that only nik can hear whisper. There, a conversation like this had been sneaked in from Kama.

'Hey Rokuko, if any of the four are real, which one do you think they are? From left, in A to D.'

"Huh? Then C"

- It's not a win alone. Nik didn't call Toy a 'loser' because he was realizing it.