Lazy Dungeon Master

"Menu! A little?! None now! Cancel! Absolutely!

I put out a translucent window in the air and blonde lol towards it...... Rokuko is twitching but nothing in particular seems to be responding. Oh, a kink in my ear. Shut up already. This is why the child...

"Hey, shut up, voice. Come on. Rather shut up."

"Hey, what, give me an order..."

Shut up.

Yeah, well, you're the master. And by master, I mean absolutely. Hehe.

Maybe the graceful life of 'you don't have to work' came to me.

Yes, I don't have to work in particular. Let this blonde Lori toddler work, and I'll live a comfortable life asleep!

............... Yeah, I imagined it, but it's such a scum. Here it is.

"... that's just what I call a toddler. Think common sense..."

If you were at least the same age or older, you would still have enjoyed your sincere all-you-can-sleep life like a hippo... dubious if you were two digits old, this guy.

"Um, menu? Whoa, seriously, I'm out. Er, how many..."

Translucent window that came out in response to my words...... yeah, that's a menu window. It brings together things that can be easily understood. There are three main parts.

· Labyrinth

-Distribution

-DP

It was politely Japanese (and English).... No, does this also make sense of the Word thanks to God? I guess so.

".................. ugh!...... ugh!

Oh, Rokuko's staring at something. Ha ha I'm not scared of a toddler girl staring at me - she's cute. Let's give him a head stroke. Oh, I got angry more and more. He's screaming something in silence.

"If you have something to say, talk to me."

"Kuzz! Idiot! Oh, hey, I finally got a voice, you shudder! What are you doing!

"Yeah, the fool is Rokuko, it's you. Apparently, I've become your master, or dungeon master."

"Undo it!

"Why?"

"Me, me, I'm the best! So! Obey!

Blonde toddler looking up at this one with a bright red face and slightly tearful eyes...... that's a case thing.

Okay, this guy is an idiot.

"Who's an idiot!

"Whoa, were you in my voice? But think about it.... You, why did you summon me?

"Well, to make it a dungeon monster."

"I mean, when I follow you, I get fought as a dungeon monster, and if I suck, I die. Instead, he probably only dies poorly. I like to sleep, but I'm still old enough to sleep forever."

"Well, that's what dungeon monsters are for... and you seem weak..."

"You can talk about me on a cinnamon."

"Mm, okay, Kama.... Guh, I can't resist...!

"In the meantime, let's just say we check the dungeon. Sleeping beds should be safe."

I chose the Labyrinth from the menu. I moved it on the touch panel, but I guess I can go with speech recognition or something.

So, when the situation in the dungeon appeared, I hardened.

"... hey, why is there only one dungeon with an entrance and a aisle"

"We've come to do it with monsters and it's policy! I heard it was the strongest."

"Oh, hey, I mean in this dungeon...... is it okay that bandits are monsters?

"Oh, that's an intruder!

That's right, even if you look at some kind of dungeon map, it looks like an energy-like display.

"Where are you?" Not in the dungeon?!

"This is the master room in the dungeon core. Ma, different dimensions? You mean?"

"Oh man... I mean, is this in Rokuko?

"Oh, yeah. Feel it inside my body...... what, you dirty way of saying it, eh"

Rokuko has looked at me with his jito eyes as he slightly reddened his cheeks. It is an outrageous crime. I want to demand an apology and compensation. but let's make sure it matters first.

"As I can see, the dungeon core is set up in a room full of bandits?

"Not even if I look at it."

"... why?

"What, because dungeon cores don't work unless you install them inside the dungeon? Common sense."

I have a headache.

The dungeon core is ineffective unless installed inside the dungeon.

Dungeons only have one room.

That's why the dungeon core is installed in that room.

And there are about eight bandits breaking into that dungeon core room.

"... erm? Is this packed? Begin with" B "?

"That's why I summoned a monster to use my nasty DP to kick the bandit. Then the caema came out. It's a mistake that the weakness came out, can't we still replace it..."

"Yeah, me, I want to go back to the original world, no?

"I can't. No, it's not like I'll ever be able to do it because I can summon you, but maybe there's not enough DP overwhelmingly?

DP is short for Dungeon Point, "You can do a lot of things!".

Well, that's good now.

Me, a dungeon master, but what if they destroy the dungeon core or something?

"That would kill you, wouldn't it? The Master and the Core are one and the same, because they are a Lotus of students."

"Yabe, he's dead..."

"It's okay, because the core is fine even if the master dies"

"It's a one-way street away from being a one-way street!

"Uh, yeah, but, well, it's okay, I'm not gonna die yet. Yeah."

"Why not!

"These bandits, it's been ten days since I've rooted this cave here, but I'm not going to destroy the dungeon core or anything"

"... Huh?

By the way, the dungeon core is about the size of a basketball, and they want to see the walls and floors in this room and it's always glowing. For the convenience of having to be exposed to further dungeons, it is not the first thing that cannot be found. It's so conspicuous.

"... so it's okay. Plus, with an intruder, there's a little DP coming in."

Will it be ok to fulfill it?

No, I guess it's not okay. That's why I tried to summon monsters with DP.

"... ok. By the way, how do we get more DP?

"Er, yeah."

To sum up,

1. Natural recovery from the ground vein (basically 10 DP per day here)

2. Maintain intruder in dungeon. (depending on the strength of the intruder)

3. Kill the intruder. (depending on the strength of the intruder)

4. Offer the body. (Depends on the original strength of the body)

5. Offer treasure. (Depends on treasure)

It is.

By the way, it seems to take 20 DP to summon one goblin.

Usually I can summon one every two days, but they've had 8 bandits sleeping in this dungeon for the last 10 days, so it's +80 DP a day.

So, they pulled a monster gutter on the 900 DP that they've been accumulating for the last ten days since the bandits took control of this cave, along with the 100 DP they originally had for the tip when something happened.

Well, if you knew 50 goblins, you'd expect them to be 50 times stronger than goblins. But it's a mess, so there's hassle. Are you kidding me or am I a prize? No, maybe chatter's just automated translation, but I feel awfully complicated. How rare is it?

Note that Gacha has several ranks, 100, 1000, 1000... and increases them by ten times, with no cap. So the 1,000 DP chatter I got out was second from the bottom.

Rumor has it that there are goblins at 100,000 DP chatter, dragons at 1000 DP chatter, and so on. The higher the price, the better the odds. You mean basic luck gay?

"Why aren't you a dragon!

"No, it's not weird if the goblins come out, you want too much"

This blonde Lori seems so selfish. Don't you think the center of the world is you? It doesn't happen all the time when things are convenient. I just want to sleep and be summoned to work in different worlds.

"... so the remaining DP is... 9"

You pulled the chatter at the point of the critical 1000 DP accumulation, or you were in a total blank state.

I'm looking at the catalog from the DP on the menu, but I can't even call Goblin on 9DP.

Dragon? Even the weakest Lesser species is from 100,000 DP, ma'am. Ha ha, the one who's thinking about getting it at 1000 DP like that is such an idiot.

When I looked at the daily items page, there were only a few things I could even get out at 9DP.

"Okay, I've made up my mind"

"What are you doing, Kama?

I spent 5 DP summoning "buckwheat shell pillows".

"Sleep"

"Oh, hey?!

"Be quiet while I'm asleep, good night"

Yeah, that's convenient once in a while. Next we have to summon 'Offton' at 50 DP.

I'm also curious about 10,000 DP 'sky pillows' and 100,000 DP 'superb offtons'.

As I lay down and closed my eyes, the canvassing voice slowly faded out.