Lazy Dungeon Master

"Huh, well slept...... that's hard to say. Damn, my body hurts"

When I wake up, I wake up and squeal my shoulders.

The floor was not cold but slightly warm, but it was stiff, blurry and luminous, and not a very good environment to sleep in.

"What, hey, you're finally up, Kama!

"Oh, Rokuko, how long have you been asleep?

"You know what? Six hours! Oh, my mouth's on its own."

I don't know if the flow of time is the same, but I think I could've slept six hours for now.

When I saw the DP, it was 34 DP before I went to bed.

... DP for bandits, is it a timetable? Sounds like strength's gonna be involved, and you better give up calculating your income accurately.

"What time is it outside?

"It's 7: 00 in the morning! 'Cause, by the way, a day is 24 hours! Oh, why are you answering? Me!

"Right. Thank you. Put a nibble on the tail."

"I'm kidding!

Twenty-four hours a day. By the way, a year seems to be 12 months, 365 days. I hope it's easy to understand that it's the same.

And just in case, I checked, but the order seems that the body will take the liberty of asking at a level.

If I were a Lolicon, I'd be expanding R-18 by now.

I will cancel the order at the end of the sentence and check the status quo again for now.

"How are the bandits?

"I just woke up and went outside. One of you is leaving a message now."

"Hmm..."

"Well, let's call him a goblin. Summon! 20 DP Goblins!

"What?"

A magic formation appeared on a pale, glowing floor.

The magic team went to strengthen the light and wondered if it flashed for a moment, and there stood one dwarf with an ugly green face.

Probably summoned like this when I was there.

"All right!"

"It's not okay." "Ah?!

I punched Rokuko in the head.

"Hey, what the hell! Don't lose your endurance! If it breaks, I'll go!

"How dare you use DP on your own, idiot!

"Huh? It's my DP, so what's wrong with me using it?"

Oh, well, this guy was an idiot.

"It's not your DP anymore, it's my DP. If you really want to use it, you have to give me permission and I don't want to die."

"Become, what, blackmail?! If I die, Kama dies too!

"Yes, I am. If the dungeon core is destroyed, I will die, too. That's why I'm telling you not to do this on your own!

"Ugh... well, then, go away"

"Just give me some info around here or something.... Can't I return this goblin?

"I can't. Oh, but if you kill it in the dungeon, it'll be 2 DP."

"A tenth... Okay, let's keep it now."

In the meantime, I decided to order Goblin to wait and have him stay in the corner of the room.

... or this room is pretty big. Even now, there's probably a gym.

No, but is it natural to even think about calling me a dragon or something?

"Um, well, for now, this is called Mount Zia.... By the way, this dungeon is called 'Just a Cave'! That's what the adventurer said."

You're not even recognized as a dungeon, are you? Hey.

Or maybe a dungeon with that name, it seems. Confusing.

Well, it's certainly just a cave, no matter what, if it's a room like laid brick.

"What's an adventurer?

"There seems to be an adventurer's guild created by Ningen. I don't know what to do with the Knights."

They also have the Knights and stuff. Differences, then, are the difference between individuals and policing organizations?

... If I get all the information I know about Rokuko, I'll be more familiar with it at that point?

"Are there people nearby? Let me see if you have a map."

"I can see it from the menu."

Check the menu.

Apparently there's a street nearby, about down the mountain. Is the bandit after it there?

If you mess with the multiplier, you get terrain information around this mountain....... but did you find out about this mountain at best? There's a big city nearby, Mount Zia, and if you cross the mountain, there's an ocean.

Yeah, and there seems to be something else in the city like a pounding and a village.

... By the way, the map felt pretty out-of-the-box. No, I wanted you to come out more precisely, distance and all. Fine. Sounds like a map used around here.

"Hey, aren't you going to kill that bandit? If you kill him, he'll be full of DP, right? I think it feels like 200 DP is coming in."

Ten days if you stay a whole 24 hours is a guide, and so on.

"No, I can't get my hands on the bandits yet"

"Why, if you're one of the bandits... maybe ten goblins"

"You're going to put 200 DP in it to get 200 DP... you don't have enough DP in the first place"

Or you're as weak as you look, Goblin. Ten for one bandit?

"Let's build up DP for a while longer. Don't waste it, you should use it exactly when you can, and you shouldn't move poorly right now to inspire bandits.... Goblin out poorly, what if it means' Goblin out and let's break the dungeon core '?

…… I never had that idea, Kama, you're smart!

"Rokuko is just stupid. If you know what I mean, do what I say."

"Ugh, yeah. Okay."

Well, now you won't even do anything more unsolicited. I have orders.

"... erm, how about the labyrinth? To make a room... Depending on the size, if it's a small, rock-skinned room, it's 200 DP. The passage depends on the length, and the trap is separated again."

"Yes! It means you should call a monster if you want to make a room. That's why I've never used it."

"Can you get the treasure in DP and keep it too?... Oh, pillows and all that sort of treasure category."

"Yeah, but what's the point of putting that away? If that's enough to use DP, I need to call a monster and knock out the intruder... so what's the approximate eye? That's disgusting."

Whoa, let's leave this about the raw warm eyes you see fools.

"... yeah, well, when it comes to dungeons, you have an image of traps and treasures rather than monsters"

"Really? The other cores didn't say that, did they?

"... Speaking of which, Locco said No. 695 Dungeon Core or something. Are there at least 694 others?"

"I think that's a lot less because there are a lot of dead ones with broken cores... because dungeon cores are our hearts"

"You're such a risky guy to rip your heart off in a dungeon with only one room."

"Because the other cores said it doesn't matter how many rooms there are!

Phew, and a blonde lolli with a chest that I'm not proud of. Shall I stroke you, with those flat breasts?

"Do you get in touch with other cores or something?

"Eh. There's a gathering. This time I couldn't have had an intruder... but it took me about once a year to convene... it's like a party. It's a valuable place to gather information."

"Heh, so you've been listening to a lot of stories?

"Yes, the No. 89 Dungeon Core sister said, because even though you're the same human type as me, you're an amazing dungeon in the middle of the Empire! The numbers are two digits, and the DP rankings are in the top ten, and it's always on me."

I don't know if you're fooling me. This guy.

"By the way, I've dragoned you out on 1,000 DP gacha, sister 89."

"Oh well. He said he cared a lot about Tsu, Empire City, rankings, etc. Hey, dude. Now we have to do something about the crisis."

"Right. We need to get the bandits out of the way."

Grr, and I heard a noise.

... Speaking of which, you haven't eaten anything since yesterday.

"Hey, do you want some rice... any food?

"Huh? Oh, well. The monster had food. I totally forgot I didn't have to eat Gohan."

By the way, usually when an intruder arrives, they follow all the DPs in their hand and call for goblins. Once or twice a month or so, when an adventurer comes, they destroy the goblins, chop up the goblin's body, and they go home.

And they treat me like a monster. disrespectful.

I consumed 5 DP's and served bread and water, and ate a little on the goblin that was quiet in the corner of the room.