Lazy Dungeon Master

Two days have passed since I was summoned.

There's something about it and DP is 179, no, it's 180 DP now. Speaking of goblins, don't call me nine.

By the way, I also found out why the dungeon core hasn't been destroyed. It was replaced by yutampon.

The dungeon core is slightly glowing and slightly warm.

It turns out that the bandit's parents bedded a room with a dungeon core and slept with their feet on the dungeon core. I just pulled when the back of my dirty feet appeared up on one side of the wall when I wanted to see what was going on outside.

They're kicking my heart, Mr. Dungeon Core. Cheese.

"As, well? If these guys were here, I could earn DP, too? Win-Win, right? Phew."

The blonde lori dungeon core who found herself being rolled over her own heart to her stinking feet was teary-eyed. I see something cute.

"Well, then it's time to do something..."

"Summon! Goblin, summon them and kill them all?! Oh, even Lizardman at 150 DP would be nice! I will never forgive that parent, I will rarely stab him!

"You idiot. If I do that, I'll pay you back."

After all, it was humiliating to have my heart treated like just a heating appliance.

"There are eight opponents, and they won't be overwhelmed. If you hadn't been a goblin in the first place, the food would have floated and accumulated a little bit more."

"Hmm, maintenance is the one, I didn't know that.... so you were using DP for something like 'Offton' too!

And for once, they can be seen anywhere in the dungeon except for footage from the dungeon core. with menu features.

Rokuko didn't know about it, by the way. Well, if you only have one room, it's a feature you don't need.

"So, what are you doing?

"Oh, that's... hey, what's going on with the letters? Rokuko, can you write? And that bandit, can you read the letters?"

"Then... yeah, I can write. Maybe the bandits can read it, too? Looks like I've been reading a loot book before, and if it's easy."

"I see. Well, hey, I'll say it verbally, so wake me up to the letter"

"Yes."

*

"Head! Please wake up!

"But...?

When the bandit's parents woke up in the cave, there was a box there.

Would this have happened until yesterday? No, there wasn't. If there was one, I would have noticed.

"What the hell? Which one did you bring?

"It's not that way. But you said that Rodriguez, the watchman, didn't come in."

"What is it? In this cave, poof, you mean you came out?

"Oh... will it?

I'll check the box, but it doesn't seem to be a trap or anything in particular. When I opened the box carefully, there was an iron helmet in there.

This is a good product, and it looks brand new.

"Heh, that's good. It's going to be expensive. Looks good to use."

"Hey, it's easy to put something on the bottom of the box."

"Hmm? What the hell.... letters, huh? Hey! Brakin, you could read your letters, read them!

"Heh! Uh huh?

Show the box to your letter-readable men and make them read it.

The contents were outrageous.

"I am a monkey. Thank you, Goblin. This is a gift. I can give you more if you want to."

"Dungeon core......? Hey, was this a dungeon?

"Heh, no, I heard 'it's just a cave' here."

"Oh, come on, you head! When I was an adventurer, I heard there was a dungeon named 'Just a Cave'!

"Is that true, Johnny!

The bandit's familiarity was annoying.

What a warm stone to grow and glow from the ground and put your feet on. What if that was the dungeon core?

I've never heard of being able to talk to Dungeon Core or anything, but this is how a letter from Dungeon Core is here. As for someone's flirting...... there was also a lookout for someone to come in and there is a brand new iron helmet that no one here can prepare.

And according to the letter, this iron helmet seems to be a thank you for taking down the goblin.

Probably kicked the goblin that was near the dungeon core when I came to this cave. About five goblins, there's no such thing as a bandit's kind of mutton fish. This iron helmet just knocked down such a mutton fish.

"Come on, seriously... this is getting lucky for me too...!

The story of the dungeon is famous. In the Imperial capital there is a dungeon called the 'White Labyrinth'.

No, I'm talking about building an imperial capital where there's a dungeon in the first place.

Dungeons are places where monsters are found, but treasures, magical weapons, and other treasures are born. And this is a dungeon. But I've never seen a monster here before. Speaking of which, it's just about five goblins I was in when I first came to this cave. And the treasure saw. This iron helmet.

"I think this dungeon liked me."

The bandit's parents laughed.

The dungeon gives birth to treasure to those who like it...... that is to say, it is equal to having gained infinite wealth.

"I can give you more if you want to"

Speaking of which, Goblin's body had disappeared at some point. I was wondering if one of my guys cleaned it up...

That means, I mean, I guess that's what it is.

The box with the iron helmet had also disappeared if you noticed.

*

"Ahhhhhh!! Holy shit! I have to thank that one. Huh?!

Blonde Lori was around.

It's 5 DP for "Pen and Ink," 5 DP for "Crate," and 170 DP for "Quality Iron Helmet."

Now the DP in hand was totally flat, 0 DP.

I used all the DP without it as a "gift" to the bandit's parents.

"Why not! It's not as meaningful as calling me a goblin!

"And die in return? Hahaha, you're sorry. I don't want to die yet. I want to sleep."

"So, this... this, back-cutter!

"Now you can buy me some time with this for now. One of these days, we're all gonna kill each other, so calm down."

"Huh?"

You were surprised that the word "kill" came out of my mouth, and Rokuko was exposed to a dumb face.

"Why? You, Ningen, didn't I give you a contribution to get help?

"What? I just want to make my bunk safe. But why should I leave a bandit like that behind?"

"Uh... So, look, like hesitation to get a fellow countryman in hand?

"I don't know. I want to go to sleep. And I'm not putting it directly in my hands... Oh, you can go to sleep because I have nothing more to do today. All right, good night."

I wear a futon and go to bed.

"Hey, hey, come on! Explain a little more!

"I can't help it...... then I'll explain it to you. Tomorrow. Good night."

"Hey, don't go to sleep -?!...... ugh!

Rokuko's voice faded out as I slept.

The order you made the first day still seems to be in effect. Good night.