Lazy Dungeon Master

"Oh well slept...... but still hard to say. Futon, I want a better one..."

"Morning. You've been really sleeping all day. You... don't you ever get tired?

"I never get tired of it."

"So, explain it to me... I just wanted to give you a little DP on this."

When I opened the menu and looked at the DP, it was 857 DP.

"Hmm? Oh, that's suddenly increasing. It was more critical or dangerous than I thought."

"You knew?

"Yeah? Oh, let me ask you something. What happened to you?

"... there was an adventurer raid."

From what I've heard, a bandit who apparently noticed an adventurer coming towards this dungeon by watch ambushed and fought in a place in the room, in a blind spot from the aisle.

And we picked up four adventurers, and the bandits seemed intact.

"So the bandit stripped the adventurer of his gear and gave me the body. Carefully press against the dungeon core. He said he could take it in if he kept it in the dungeon without having to do anything. I think I understood it when I took him from the body of someone who didn't dare push him."

"Well, you intercepted it inside the dungeon. Aren't bandits smarter than Locco?

"What does that mean!

Of course it means exactly what the word says, right?

And when I was sneering, Rokuko asked me softly.

"But how did you figure it out? The adventurers are coming."

"You... I know you said it yourself, about once or twice a month, that adventurers are coming"

"Ah. Speaking of which, I told you"

Perhaps the cave here is used by adventurers in a habitual battle to defeat goblins and other miscellaneous fish. It must also be used to nurture rookies, from the point of view of not destroying dungeon cores. Whatever it is, look at the Dungeon Core real thing, maybe that's what they say.

But whether a rookie coming to such a 'just a cave' can beat eight bandits... here's the result.

The bandits can't beat Rookie, who assumed five or six goblins either. Attack because there is no way to lose. Take it. Kill it. Because I'm a bandit.

"So what does yesterday's iron helmet have to do with the letter..."

"Bandits want money. If this item is going to be gold very quickly and this one shows friendly poses and profits, they will even cooperate. So the iron helmet and the letter are to show the profits and let the bandits stay in this cave... and to get the corpse of the adventurer to make it a DP"

If you fought outside the cave, you wouldn't bring a body back to the bunk unless it was also so special. But if the body disappears without a trace... there will be less evidence to let the dungeon absorb it than throw it away and find it. Plus, I get treasure. Then you'll bring it back.

Besides, if the adventurer spreads the Negijo, there will be no bandits left from "Just a Cave," which has no interest in knowing when they will be attacked.

So "If I wanted to be in this cave," "If I wanted treasure," and "Bandit's work," I would definitely finish off the adventurer. That was a happy bonus to have ambushed you in the cave for that.

Most of all, when I think about the rest, the best thing to do is run away without fighting... yeah, I didn't seem to think of that much. I'm glad you're stupid.

"... even if it's a cake, shouldn't the bandits be gone?

"No, it's not good. If they get away with it, they can't kill us all, can they? It's a waste of time to have DP. No, you can't. It's a waste. I have to squeeze it where I can."

"... you ran out of DP even though it's the same ningen. Kama, I respect you a little bit. None of this?

"Thanks, then I'll sleep twice. Good night."

"You just woke up and you're going to bed already..."

Idiot or you, you'll never be able to sleep again unless you've just woken up.

A conscience that has no blame whatsoever for the adventurer's death as a result of his own measures.

Well, the bandit did it on his own, and it was done while he was asleep, and furthermore, he hasn't even seen the body. Will I kill people more directly one of these days? What will happen then?

... Well, let's split that I'm already an organism called Dungeon Master. It's refreshing to sleep twice. You're getting a little more DP too.

"We're gonna get more rooms. You still have ink to put out the box, right?

"Uh, yeah. Do you have one? But because you have 850 DP, you're gonna make a room?

I was researching a monster in the DP catalog that I could summon around 800 DP, Rokuko said unfortunately.

Ha ha, don't you learn this blonde loli?

"Well, we'll build more... uh, we can put items to the extent that we have intruders, but monsters can only get them out of the dungeon core, and we can't build more. Then shall I ask the bandits to go outside?... I don't think I need to twist it in particular. Then write down what I say again."

*

"Head! The box is out again!

"Oh! It's gone, get out of the way!

The bandit's parent opened the box so that it would grow off the floor, no, actually.

Inside...... what is this? and there was something in there that made me want to tear my neck off.

"... pillows? Demonic props... that's not true."

You gave me an iron helmet with five goblins, how could you be such a shobo snob with four corpses of adventurers? I wondered if numbers mattered, and I read a letter that had a readable subordinate in the box where a bandit's parent was thinking.

'I wanted to! You're tough! I want to. Thanks! I can make presents quickly because I was hungry. Heya fuzzy. I don't think so. Everybody does. Be good.'

I see, will there be more rooms for this gift? Sure, it's narrow when all eight of them come in, so maybe they took that area into account. And, convinced, we all went out of the cave.

A short distance from the entrance outside the cave, the sound of a gorilla and a rock rubbing and moving quickly echoed from the cave.

Is it about ten minutes? After a while, when the noise stopped, I went inside, missing the dungeon core that had been on the floor until now, with a passage leading to the back and a door made of wood. I panicked a little, but I caved in, one room on the left and one on the right, two more in total, and there was a dungeon core in the room on the right.

Two more rooms are cavernous, just like the first. It's just weird because when the wooden door is attached, it feels so Ajito.

I didn't know this was just ten minutes to spread the cave. If we were to spread it out manually, would it take a month? No, I might be able to do it as fast as I can with a skilled wizard.

Three rooms side by side. Simply tripled. Besides, there was only one bed-like thing installed in the room on the left. Did you say to use the pillow in the box there?

Did you prepare this for me? Oh, my God, isn't that a cute one? And the bandit's parents muttered.

*

"... damn it... why, why do you have 440 DP for this one...!

"Dude, 10 DP for a box and pillow, 20 DP for two wooden doors, 10 DP for a bed...... 40 DP combined for a bandit, what are you talking about?

"Yes? That room would be 200 DP more."

"Idiot, unlike an iron helmet, the room can't even be taken out of the dungeon and turned into gold. It's our fixed asset."

Rokuko hangs his neck if he doesn't know how to look dumb.

Yeah, it's a different world, it's a dungeon core, and it's possible you're not as old as you look... I guess this blonde loli is younger than she looks. I'm sure.

"I did an addition to the dungeon because I needed it. Let me teach you the advantages of having more rooms so you can understand… If you can place 6 goblins per room, you can place up to 18 if you have 3 rooms."

"What? That's amazing! Let's get more room!

Yeah, that convinces me. You're awesome, too.

"... is that it? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, he

"Oh, because I used it."

"Hey, dude, where did you use it!

"Look, this"

Show dungeon map over menu.

I used to go out through the entrance and use the exterior as a passageway to create a cave just like the one I had originally found a little further away. 200 DP in the room, 30 DP in a passage of about 5 m, the external passage stretched out nearly 1 km because the cave did not need to be processed, but it was much cheaper. Most importantly, I've used all the rest of the DP.

"... Ha, I didn't expect you to stretch the dungeon outside through the entrance. Think about something different. So, what do you do with this? Isn't that some sort of obvious waste of DP?

"Oh, joy. This is your memorial, Goblin's room."

"Wow ♪... was that my memorial?

"You like goblins, don't you?

Always goblin 'out. Goblin' out. I'm telling you.

That's why I thought. Rokuko likes goblins. He wants to be surrounded by goblins, he wants them to be samurai.

"... no, that's not what I meant"

"I'm not going to say this. Sexuality is different. It doesn't matter if you're a goblin fetish, buddy."

"No, what do you mean?! What do you know about that?

"By the way, I'm not a lolicon, but I'm a foot fetish. You can only appreciate the legs in Rokuko."

"No, no, no! What does that really mean?! And a gaze from the top!

In the meantime, I don't have to run out of DP to do it anymore, so why don't I go to bed three times?