Lazy Dungeon Master

She wanted more rooms, so she was angry when she did the tulu hash. I can't let it go.

When the space is prefilled, I can save DP for that.

And as always, three days went by with nothing to do.

By the way, the bandit was digging the room with a tsuruhashi as he said bump. As for the dirt and stones I dug out, I seemed to throw them out of the dungeon, but I recovered them as treasures on the dungeon side from the way out. It didn't even make it 1DP, but what I did with my help seems to just dilate them. Really simple ones.

"Hmm? Are we getting any closer?

Rokuko snapped pompously.

"Aren't you a bandit?

"It feels different. Probably an adventurer. Looks like the bandits noticed. They're gonna intercept us, right?

"Well... eighty-nine out of ten, I guess the investigation into this previous adventurer not returning"

Abrupt, but just the right opportunity. I decided to tell Locco about the bandit extermination plan I was thinking about.

I wouldn't be doing anything extra if I told you.

"I'm coming all the way out here to investigate, these guys will definitely be the ones with the upper arms than the adventurers who came before. If you don't send in the unusable one, it's just no use."

If you try from a bandit, you can't just show this totally different 'just a cave' and go home. So this adventurer has no choice but to kill.

And if you kill this adventurer, that investigation will come soon.

... Of course, the adventurers that will be prepared will be stronger and stronger.

I don't know how long it will last, but any day the bandits will lose.

Yes, this was the whole bandit extermination plan I had in mind.

So, it's my job not to let the bandits abandon this stronghold until then.

Hmm? You're just sleeping because you didn't do anything, right? No, no, that's not true.

The bandits are also hunting a little to get food, and they have contributed some of their tailored prey to the dungeon. (It's an area where bandits don't eat things like guts and bones, but once it becomes DP) In return, they write and teach a plan in the box that they can fight efficiently in the cave.

Of course, if you die in the dungeon, whether you're a bandit or an adventurer, DP will be delicious. The best part is on our dungeon side.

... Damn, I don't want to work...!

That said, it's still good because it's just an easy job to get a DP of the contribution and feed the bandits appropriately.

"Oh... Kama, that's amazing! I can't believe I was thinking that!

"Oh. It's that goblin room, by the way, that's actually going to be Dummy's 'Just a Cave'. Plus, if you have to, move your core over there and tell me about the bandit and say," Huh? Bandits? Our dungeons don't matter, do they? 'What? "

"Oh, really... I thought you'd forgotten that if there was an intruder, you could only get a monster out of the dungeon core."

Oh, I forgot that.

"And it's time for adventurers."

"Oh, because of that, let's see."

*

"My head, here comes the adventurer."

"Oh, you're right, I'll intercept you."

"Predictions?"

"Oh, it would have said on the box with the sword, protect it because the adventurer will attack you within a few days,"

By the way, the bandit's parents had studied letters these days, so that they could read simple sentences.

Letters from dungeons (boxes, so rightly handboxes?) was also readable by the bandit's parents because it was written in a simple sentence.

Well, I'm studying to read a letter from the dungeon, and it's natural to read it... and the bandit's parents were proud of their smartness.

I was proud to say that I felt particularly smart since I was based in this dungeon.

If I get away from the dungeon, I could go back to being an idiot, you know.

"... right, we're gonna use the new recruits. If I can kill him well, he'll be in the executive. Follow me."

"Okay. What about us?

"Clean up a tired adventurer when a new recruit screws up. Hopefully, that's it."

In fact, the dungeon had given me a number of methods of warfare.

Use the newcomer and crush the unusable one early. This is one of the methods of warfare taught by the dungeons.

There is a base where rainstorms can be rained and you can accumulate. That is your status as a bandit.

Naturally, if the base were found out, it would be dangerous, but if you erased the one that came from one end, you wouldn't find out... because that's what the letter from the dungeon said, and I was sure the bandit's parents would.

I went in through the entrance to the dungeon room and the corner of the room that would be the blind spot...... well, even if it was packed because it was narrow, it was the limit because at most 7,8 people would refrain from aligning left and right. Newcomers are waiting here.

Bandits other than the new arrivals refrain from doing so in the aisles to the left and right rooms that the dungeons have added to them. So that we can attack backup at any time.

"Is that it? Wasn't there a dungeon core right there?"

That was the last word of the first of the three-man adventurers.

One of the newcomers strikes with a sword against an adventurer with an indefensible face.

"Fuck you. Ah!

Hitting his neck with no protective equipment, he was able to break the bones in his neck and terminate it with a single blow, a rusty sword with bad sharpness.

Yay, rookie, was that a dick? I remember when I did it, it was frightening and noisy.

I told him to move silently until I put a blow in it, but was it difficult for the first chimp to try to kill someone? but the first shot put one adventurer to rest. This is good luck.

"Hehe, hehe! Now I'm the executive!

"Venice?! Chi, you're a bandit!" Slash "!

"Heh? Oops."

Adventurer...... In a swordsman's counterattack, the new neck was cut off to half. This is a level that won't help unless you put high healing magic on the boulder right now - which means this guy won't help anymore. Was it your son because he was unintended and critical? Are they well cared for or sharp swords...... no, I guess swordsman's arms are good too, he was skilled at anything. The chimp collapses with a throat.

There was no dumbfounder quietly watching the body end up collapsing, but the adventurer acted faster than the newcomers to the bandits.

"Damn, you have skills! Tatami, push in numbers!... Gug, abo"

The arrow released by the adventurer behind him pierces the damaged leather armor and pierces it into the new chest to lightly despair. You didn't think you could have knocked him down with one blow, another arrow stabs him in the head. High power early shooting. Hit accuracy is also high. Is that an attack on bowman skills by a rear guard adventurer? But if you're a bowman, the market has decided that you can be powerless if you get close. Aren't you used to fighting in action around being in formation in the aisle and not moving? You think you can't just leave your people and run away?

From there it was muddy, a good collaboration, despite the lack of one. Apparently, the adventurers were stronger than the newcomers. That's obvious at the point where you can attack a skill, but you couldn't beat the numbers. The swordsman was surrounded, and the bowman also approached the shield with his body, and fell.

As a result, I was able to finish off three adventurers in exchange for five of the newcomers who had done so.

A newcomer who gave his adventurer a toddle after surviving... well, two of those three have been turned back and only one survived. A newcomer to a former mercenary who survived while luckily killing an adventurer was going to make him an executive, as promised.

"I'm going to be gunning more rookies... you're just in time for a wrap-up.

Is it ex-mercenaries and criminal slaves who survived... no chimps.

... Well, does this add more room? Please, my dear Dungeon. "

And then the box came out.

What it said was, 'You're annoying! It was because of the fuzz. "

The contents of the box were thankfully packed with food. I had never seen the bandit's parents before, and it also contained bread that smelled sweet. Similar to the smell of a fine fruit called melon.... Parenthood coincidentally, only once, I had smelled that. As a cause of self-defeating to bandits - well, I can't tell you the details.

As for that bread, I gave it to the new executives as a reward to poison them, and they started eating it with great momentum, saying, "I've never had such sweet, delicious bread! Keep swearing allegiance to your head! I've even said."

That was a more serious look when I came into the company and had to make me laugh bitterly.

*

The adventurer seemed dumber than I thought.

If the scouts were wary of discomfort, they might have prevented a bandit ambush as well.

Or were you alarmed that it was' just a cave 'as it was being interpreted? Even if there was an ambush, did you bring Taka that there was no problem if it was about goblin?

I thought there'd be more danger on the road and nothing here?

... I guess the rookie got lost and shipwrecked, maybe that was the idea.

Either way, I should have been more vigilant when the newcomer didn't return, but I'm sorry I neglected that.

"Hey, that's a lot yummy! Some kind of bandit looks like a good one. They haven't even stepped on the dungeon core lately!

"A criminal, though."

Well, this time with a little more than 1,900, the DP went to 2951 DP.... What about 1,000 for five bandits and 900 for three adventurers? Fixed income for five will decrease, but it will be enough in return.

"... do you want to increase the number of rooms as requested? The one on the left is trying so hard to stretch the room further straight, so let's stretch each one from the left and right room towards the back. Perhaps one of them can be used as a barn.... Oh yeah, let's serve him some food. I'm interested in melon bread and what happens if I feed it in this world."

"Melon? What's that? Is that on the DP menu?

"Do you have one?

I sent "Stuffed Confectionery Bread (15DP)," "Stuffed Vegetable Bread (15DP)," and "Vegetable/Dried Meat Set (15DP)" into the dungeon by letting the bandit write a message saying they were out of the dungeon.

I'll use 630 DP to add more room, so 2271 DP for the rest.

...... It's still far from 1000 DP.