Lazy Dungeon Master

Weird. How did this happen?

I just stuck a thousand DPs in the chatter and bet on a big reversal of the resurrection.

The weak ningen that appeared, Kama, became a dungeon master who could either follow me or not.

What do you mean? I don't know why.

I'm sorry I had to kill that hateful bandit, all the bandits who kicked my core, but this would have been so much better to summon a heap of goblins using 1000 DP.

Yeah, what's going on now, I can't even tell you to keep quiet while you're asleep, because you're ordered to.

I want to say a pile of things.

So, I turned on my DP where I woke up and summoned Goblin and he got mad.

Besides, I can't believe you didn't do anything, even though this is your chance to get back at the bandits you left with just one!

Why, you're about to summon Goblin to do exactly what your sister told you!

Sister 89, are you amazing?! I'm doing a dungeon in the Imperial City! I can't even reach my feet with a cake!

Because even DP makes so much money!

So, I was ordered not to use DP on my own.

I use it on my own. Food is fine, but they serve 'Offton'. Grunt...... even though it's mine.

I mean, he's not sleeping too much. I'm a dungeon core, so I'm not gonna sleep, am I?

I wonder if I should sleep so much.

I don't know, Kama used a cornered DP to make a contribution to the bandits.

Besides, he made me write on the box something that was not in my heart to "thank you for exorcising the goblins".

Oh, oh! Oh, no!

This guy must be desperate to help himself!

Or so I thought,

"Now you can buy me some time with this for now. One of these days, we're all gonna kill each other, so calm down."

... or say it with a serious face or cancer.

Besides, to make sleeping beds safe? What are you thinking, this guy? I don't know why. Besides, I slept again.

Explain it properly!

So, an adventurer came while this guy slept. And the bandits were paying me back.

It's my first time. The only thing in the dungeon other than goblins died.

Could a bandit be a good one?

Well, I won't tolerate you kicking your core!

So, I let Kama explain what happened, and she seems to be on schedule.

He said he expected this to happen, so he could get the most DP.

Indeed, they got a lot more DP than the DP for what they used for the bandits.

Don't do it.

Or so I thought, I used DP again for the bandits. We've got more rooms.

In one room, even though it's the strongest way to gum out monsters!

It was funny, but I was convinced when I heard the explanation. It would be nice to be able to place them full of goblins!

But Goblin wouldn't let me place him. I can't let it go.

I ended up with just a DP for the bandits, and I said, "Well, the cave can't be taken to town and redeemed, so it's different." Um, I really feel that way, too. Kama is smart enough to show off, and making DP sounds better than me.

But he sleeps better... stuck.

Ah, Gobsuke. I'll 'purify' you. Still, I only 'purified' the cake once, but it was so clean.

I usually hang 'purifying' over and over so that I sprinkle water over and over again. I wonder how he did it?

Then more DP did what Kama said when bandits went out of their way to bring their own corpses or bring back emotions and kill them in the dungeon.

And "Melon". Kama gave me an unprecedented piece of bread called "Melon" in DP. Sweet, I can't believe it tastes so good... eating stuff isn't bad.

"Melon" is amazing. "Amen" is delicious, but the best is "Me Amen".

What, I have to split it it for Gobsuke?... Yes, fine, but I won't give you 'Melon'!?

They told me when the adventurer arrived, but they also told me that the goblin room I built a few days ago actually had a proper plan.

Kama does a lot of things as a dungeon master.

I wasn't just sleeping, letting me write a lot, sending boxes, letting them collect... I wonder if that's quite a lot going on.

Speaking of which, until now, I, the adventurer, would have put all my goblins into it...

Um, should I study more?

... and finally the bandits are gone clean and refreshing.

I thought I was going to die when the dungeon core poked my sword at me, but it helped.

Instead of me, Gobsuke was sacrificed...

Recently, Gobsuke was getting to know what he was trying to say, but he was gone....... I was a little sad.

The bandits... they all got killed, just like Kama said. I got a round DP.

... Wow, what's the caema? I can't believe I could really kill all the bandits.

I don't think Goblin and I could have done it alone.

... maybe even just goblins if it's a cake?

In fact, don't use monsters or traps. The bandits have all been killed.

And I was in the master room retrieving my little slave.

I don't know what it is, but it's supposed to have been an intruder, but it's treated like an item.

Slaves have never known that when the Lord dies, they can be recovered as an item.

Naturally, it's the first time a slave has died in a dungeon that he doesn't know.

... What will this slave be used for? Are you sure about that pillow?

No, no, it's about the cake, and I'm sure I have some decent idea.

Hang on, "Nik" hey... you sure are slang. I don't think that was a good point... but if you want a kama, okay?

What are we going to do? The dungeons have changed quite a bit too...

Oh, okay. Leave it to the Dungeon Master.

If I leave it to Kama, I can get closer to my 89th sister too!

Oh, but I have to try to be useful for a little while, too.