Lazy Dungeon Master

First person

"Look, Rokuko, when the adventurer gets here, you're just gonna have to beat five goblins. No more than that. Melon bread shall be served in a 'confectionery bread assortment'. You can have up to two a day."

"Wow, okay. Careful with the kama, huh?

And that's how I decided to leave Rokuko to cave.

……

Speaking of which, don't go outside the master room for the first time. I went to get dirt and stopped moving. I had Nik do the recovery of the testol.

… would the atmosphere contain harmful elements for people of different worlds?

Mana and magic. It's actually harmful to the human body...

"... you're not going?

"Oh, come on, let's go. I'm on my way."

"Hurry up."

"Look, don't push it, okay? Don't ever push me, okay?

"Huh? Push? Okay."

Wait a minute or translation function?! Whoo!

... Rokuko pushes me all the way out of the master room.

Normally I came out to the core room in the dungeon with nothing in particular.

"... okay, it's nothing. Fucking freak me out... No, speaking of which, I used magic and stuff in the first place, and now it's me. Yeah."

"Sir, are you okay?

"Oh, yeah, we're good, right? Totally free."

"Then let's get going.... Why are you stopping at the entrance and exit of the cave?

No, speaking of me, I'm a dungeon master, and I figured if I left the dungeon, wouldn't it be a bad thing?

Be more cautious here...

"Yes."

"Why push?! Don't push it?!

"Uh, yes, you push"

"Why?! Mr. Translation Function Don't do extra work?! Ah."

the first time (a step of)...... oh, I can't help it...... heh!

……

Yeah, that's nothing, right? There couldn't have been anything.

As I took a step with the smudge, Nik snapped a little of my clothes.

"Your husband?

"Oh, oh, Sman. Then let's go!

And I took a step towards the woods...

"... shall we push?

"Oh, yeah. Please…"

*

Uh, I can't say enough about the safety zone... but I even have to go outside where my life is in danger. And, while zeroing stupidity, he runs through the mountain path with Nik.

When it comes to why we go outside, it's for safety, of course. I can't tell if it's safe without the information, this time the weight of the information beat the safety that might be the first of its kind right now, so it goes down to the public.

Oh, I don't want to work.

Of course, I don't do much exercise. It's because of the cloth golem that I'm being rushed through when I do mountain roads. When I say, "Run to the town of Zia," it runs right through me.

But I'm just being moved, and I'm so tired, I took a few breaks along the way.... Why is Nik okay... Me, muscle aches are confirmed tomorrow. This.

The water and food I had brought in considering I wouldn't get there in a day had also been brought to Nik for the rest from the first break. Or I couldn't refuse to carry my baggage because they wanted me to have it because it's a slave job. In fact, Nik can run at his leisure even with his luggage, even though I'm full of cloth golem aids.

So, it took me half a day to get to the public. I'm glad there's nothing particularly dangerous on the road.

Along the way, the cloth golem mana ran out, so much so that it filled the demon stone with magic.... you should have used a better demon stone without being an asshole. I'll replace it when I get home.

That's the town of Zia, the man who came here like that.

Besides water and food, I brought some money from the dungeon. The bandits are sigging in and it's part of the money we were able to recover during the raid.

A wall of about 5m stone bricks surrounds the town, and there is also a gatekeeper named Soldier who wants to be disappointed in the gate, which is the entrance and exit. I mean, it's pretty big. I think this is a town or a city. How many people live there...

For now, to see the map, there are gates east, west and north, and this looks like a west gate.

"Stop! What can I do for Zia!

I approached the gate and the vigilant gatekeeper told me to stop.

I can't help but stop because I have a problem.

"Oh, excuse me. He's a country man. Is there anything you can do to get inside?"

"... answer the question. What can I do for Zia?

"Well, I thought I'd be an adventurer, so I popped up where I lived."

"Hmm.... are you a slave? Is the slave yours?

"Yes, I happened to pick it up"

"Why are we here at this time of year?

"Look, it looks like the knights were here in this mountain bandit crusade, so I thought you'd be safe on the road. In fact, nothing happened until I got here. Peace is good.... That could have been some tough time right now? I'm sorry, I'm a country guy. I didn't know that."

I didn't tell you any lies.... I looked at the DP catalog and there was "Lie Sensing Demonic Prop (50,000 DP)" or something, and you should be careful just in case. In terms of DP, it's half the Scroll of Healing (100,000 DP), and it's likely out at the stronghold.

We need to be careful not to say too much extra.

It's a country of caves and three residents (one of whom is dungeon core), and I had decided to be an adventurer to gather information. Nik picked it up in the dungeon, and he came here because the knight came and made it safer on the road (the dungeon where the bandits were).

"Oh well. I'm sorry.... hey, now that you're here, great guy. It's about your knight."

"Really? It's hard to work. So can I come through? Or do you need something?"

"Do you have an ID? If not, you have five silver coins and one copper coin. One copper coin for a slave. A slave's collar will be his ID."

Wow, don't need much... check the purse I brought. There were about eight silver coins and thirty copper coins inside. Yeah, I think I can pay, but how much money does it cost inside...

"Oh, silver coins are security deposits. If you're going to be an adventurer, you can get an ID in your guild, so if you show me that later, I'll be back.... but wouldn't you have enough money to come out of the country and sign up for adventurers from now on? Maybe three silver coins per person to sign up for the Adventurer Alliance. If a soldier can follow you to the Adventurer's Guild and check your ID, three copper coins is fine. I'll tell you what, two copper coins are for rent. Now that you're free, you'll be right there."

Oops, I mean... save two copper coins or go to the Adventurer Guild without guidance, sign up, come back, let me see your ID and get your security deposit back and go to the Adventurer Guild again... Yeah, it's a pain in the ass. You should ask for this.

"I appreciate that. Can you do me a favor?

"Then I'll follow you.... Hey, watch out. I'm going on a guided tour."

Pay four copper coins. You're still hanging around.

Soldiers on watch take turns and accompany the soldiers to the Adventurer Guild.

I can also ask for directions. Two copper coins would be cheap, maybe.

... There wasn't any gold in there, but I guess there is. I wonder how much money is worth?

There was gold and silver copper currency on the treasure item in the DP catalog, but then it felt like it would roll up at 100 sheets.

Yeah, but there's a stall on the boulevard, and it smells delicious. Is there a lot of skewering or does it smell like the meat is going to burn deliciously? What kind of meat is it?

The price is around five copper coins. Um, is it worth 100 yen a piece of copper coin? Let's remember like that.

"Hey, I know how you feel, but you gotta give me a break until I can get an ID, okay? Because I'm a job."

I stared at the stall and the soldiers told me to come quickly.

But you're a good soldier. If you come to our dungeon, life will be in the direction of help.

After a short walk, it came to a rather large building.

A bottle and scroll of sword and medicine is depicted on a wooden plate hanging prominently. This seems to be the Adventurer Guild sign.

When I went inside, an adventurous man was drinking. What is a liquor platter from midday...... is it night shift?

When the soldier followed me to the counter, the receptionist came out with a registration form. I'm plain impressed with this world, not parchment or anything, but usually vegetable paper. The registration form sounds handwritten, but is there printing technology or something?

"Can you write your name? One copper coin."

"Oh.... Nik, please"

"Yes, Master!

Get Nik to represent you. I can only write Japanese.

The translation function is that letters alone are incomprehensible, and sentences can be understood in Japanese in the brain.

However, a sentence written in Japanese cannot be read by the other person. It's a real pain in the ass, I'm so glad I picked up Nik.

Hmm?... A soldier and a receptionist were looking at me and Nik alternately.

Oh, what? I wonder if slaves are so rare that they can write.

"That's surprising... you're such a little girl"

"Yeah, well, I was told if it would help anything,"

"Oh, really?"

Receptionist with a slight pull. Could it have been all kinds of bad not being able to write letters?

... now, but I don't like the way I look around here, do I?

I thought Nik had dark hair and could go, but he looked like a bandit or something European...

Clothes are normal cloth clothes for once.

But it didn't seem to have anything to do with the registration.

Write your name and sign up.

Six silver coins as registration...... oops, about two silver coins and 30 copper coins for the rest...... you're down all at once.

"Then I can confirm my registration, so I'm going back"

"Ah, yes. Thank you."

"Never mind, it's work. Next thing you know, there's a piece of copper in and out of the gate."

I just checked the guild card and the soldier went back.

Now I can get an ID, and I can gather information and see if I can get a request.

"Now let me explain the Alliance Rank."

"Ah yes."

In the meantime, I could get an ID first, but I still seem to have an explanation.