Lazy Dungeon Master

In the Adventurer Guild, you're a little back and forth in the order of paying - getting cards - getting explanations? It came to that.

Does this mean you don't have any money, don't let me explain it on purpose? You're cynical.

"... no, the gatekeeper soldier was with you, so you just put the card first, right? So I'm going to do a review, and if it doesn't work, I'm going to confiscate the guild card, and then the guild's officials are going to take responsibility and beat it out of town."

"What's that frightening?"

"Oh, I can't give you my money back, so it's obvious"

"Why is that scarier? You moneymaker!"

"The vetting has already begun, hasn't it?

"Hahaha, I'm kidding. It's natural to treat strangers. Hi, I know."

"Your understanding is most important."

Well, if they beat me up, it would only be a hassle.

It's a separate room now, by the way. They'll explain it as it is if they go through scrutiny.

And, perhaps first of all, there will undoubtedly be a lie-sensitive demon prop grabbed here.

Answer with care.

"Then I need to ask you a few questions... where are you from?

"Uh, um, I can't answer that. Because I don't know."

"... so am I."

I wonder what Japan treats you like, this world. Different worlds...?

"... what are you good at? You can have the class you want. If you have any combat experience, etc."

"You've never fought, you're a rear guard hopeful. Oh, how can I be a wizard?

"You can use your body to work. It's easy to be fooled."

Mr. Nik? Why does he seem a little happy at the place "I don't care if he gets nagged"?

And the wizard says to train about the master or buy a scroll at the magician. But scrolling is so expensive that if you're not noble, you can't.

"Why would I want to be an adventurer?

"To live."

"Because they told me to be your husband."

I just want to sleep safe, I'm not after a thousand bucks or anything...

"... very helpful. Uh, so is there a big criminal record or something we can't talk about? And what's your real name? What is your real name if it is a pseudonym?"

"It's my real name. Things you can't talk about... Right... Oh, do you want to hear about sexuality or something?

"I don't know because I don't remember it very well."

"Fine," he said, looking at something dirty.

Looks like he missed it well, but did he find out that he was looking at a chill under the table (leather shoes)......

also, like maybe there are demonic props that you can see what you're thinking?! You can't handle that right now?!

"... what do you think of the little girl? Please answer honestly."

"Huh?... Aren't you cute?

"I can't put it away."

Yeah? I don't know what the question is meant to be. It's not the reverse nan or anything, the receptionist is pretty with beautiful milk. I wonder how that would have happened.

And Nik, what do you mean you can't put it away? Oh, maybe you mean Locco? Is something wrong?

"... Yes, thank you.... The problem doesn't seem to be... Congratulations. Now you're a sunny adventurer."

"Thank you"

"Continue to explain your guild."

I don't know, he looks so dissatisfied.

But there's nothing wrong with going through.

According to the explanation, the guild has the top S on a rank basis, hereinafter A to G, and we don't have any particular experience starting with the bottom G rank. Rank up is according to the points of achievement of the request and the guild review.

The request is affixed to the bulletin board, so it should be taken to the counter according to the rank.

(If you can't read the script, they want to talk to you for a different fee. None of our business)

And even if you commit a crime, you won't help the Adventurer Guild in any way. Sometimes the prize money rides on top of forfeiture with invalid guild cards.

"I see, I get it. Oh, do you have anything else to be aware of as you spend time in town?

"... you better stay away from the slums outside the South Gate. And I don't know how many slaves, but I don't know how to handle them."

Mm. Does this mean that slaves should be treated more like slaves?

Exactly. In a way, I find it distracting to treat Nik in the lifeline coarsely... he's a child.

"Thank you for your advice…"

I won't obey, but I didn't even say so.

He was staring at me, and I don't have to tell him, maybe he passed it on.

*

There were no temple events to welcome newcomers. An adventurer who was drunk? I slept drunk. It's nice to have no trouble.

Well, I'll take a quick look at the request.

What we're looking for is information like 'Dungeons' and 'Just Caves'.

... Oh, there it is. "Dungeon 'Just a Cave' survey reward: one silver coin, rank F or more, two or more people"... That's more than F. What am I supposed to do, I can't take it if it's a G.

This needs to be ranked higher. It's going to take some time...... oh, bye. I'm suddenly getting into trouble. I want to sleep...

"Nik, do you have any requests that you might be able to do at Rank G? With the one that looks easier if possible."

"Uh... ah. What about this?"

The request Nik found was for "Toilet Cleaning Reward: One or more people without asking the rank of eight copper coins".

Oh, yeah, you know, you don't know if they say herb collection or something.

Is that it? But if you're cleaning, why don't you just 'purify' it? So I decided to take it to the counter and listen to it.

"... oh, yes. You asked me to clean it because even" Purification "stopped falling. Do you want to?"

"Let me think for a second"

How dirty... and I thought Nik was the one who talked to me.

"If it's your husband's 'purification', it's a lot. It'll be cleaner than a mundane one."

"Oh, really?

"Your husband's shaved cucumber is amazing. I'm a bully, or I'll do it."

Was it? Magic is about image, but was there a difference there as well?

... Well, if you don't want Nik to clean it, why don't you do it?

"Uh, I'll do this"

"……… Yes, I accept. The place is a blacksmith in the west industrial district, don't get lost. Remember to ask your client for a request form and sign it when you have achieved it."

What is it, me, did you do something to the receptionist?

I'm being looked at with such dirty eyes. Words are also stabbing.

Is that it, after all, that you can treat Nik more like a slave?

Anyway, the request was accepted, so I'm going to do the request.

The map you showed me was snagged right up, but I could see it on the menu, so no problem, it was an industrial district in the west.

It doesn't look like Nik, he doesn't think the menu is visible from anybody else, but he shouldn't look too public. He looks like a suspicious man who can swim his eyes in the air.

Cloth clothes, golem. I left it to walk and it stopped abruptly. Looks like we got to our destination. You don't have to get lost.

I'll give my client the request form to get it over with. My client was a man who felt like a silent craftsman with a season in.

"... a slave. Does that mean your slave will clean it for you? It's a lot..."

"I'll take a look first. Because it was a joint request."

"... right, this way"

When I glanced at the toilet, there was also a unique smell of fecal urine. Ugh, and the nausea creeps up.

"You can throw up, but clean yourself up. I hired you to clean it, and you're not gonna get dirty."

"... ah, oh"

"Call me when you're done."

My client just left. It is convenient.

"... Nick seems fine, doesn't he?

"I can be."

What kind of environment were you in? And while I think about it, I just try 'Purification'.

Because of this, I imagine bleaching with chlorine based detergent.

"'Purification'"

Wrap it in foam against the entire toilet. After a while the toilet walls, floors, and potty were wrapped in bubbles, they disappeared. The rest is completely clean and even smells like a mixture of slightly chlorine-based detergents and lavender aromatics. It feels like a bathroom after cleaning.

... Oh, that brown was originally white pottery. I mean, the bathroom over here is the same shape.

"Awesome, sir."

"Oh, this is it."

But it ended in an instant...... hmm, I don't even want to sell my name as an adventurer, and when I stand out too much, it seems like a lot of things first. Do you want to take a nap and kill your time?

"All right, then, Nik, just pretend you're cleaning the bathroom. I'm going to go collect some information. Don't let anyone in because they've been cleaning for a while.... Right, can't anyone get in for an hour or so? You had a golem watch, you got enough mana in there?... Ah, sneak me through the clock so no one can see me"

"Yes... Ichikan, right"

"If no one comes, please wait until I get back. If anyone comes in an hour, just get me an autograph for the end of the request and wait."

"Wow, I get it"

I left Nik in the bathroom and snuck out.

... Even though it's beautiful, I just don't feel like taking a nap in the bathroom.