Lazy Dungeon Master

I snuck out after Nik, and I was walking up to the commercial district looking for a place to take a nap.

Not as far away from the industrial district but close to the boulevard. There are also stalls.... Oh, speaking of which, you had skewered BBQ in the street. You want me to buy Nik a souvenir?

For once I said gather information, you should look into the extent to which you can make some excuses. Yeah, maybe some information on a place where you could take a comfortable nap or something.

But there seem to be a lot of different stores. They sell bread too...... yeah, you look stiff. I remember the bandits changing the color of their eyes to melon bread.

Looks like I can buy about three pieces of bread with two copper coins.

Speaking of which, I'm not in the dungeon, but I can use the menu. Can we exchange DP?

If I could, I might be able to use it for request digestion... Oh, I can see the DP catalog, but I can't seem to replace it, too bad.

Well, it might be interesting to compare the price of the actual item to the DP.

"... I've been looking for a place to take a nap"

I had left my original purpose alone and collected information.

What I did seemed too floating in a nice environment that tickled my manhood: a town in another world.

But there are so many buildings, I don't see a place that might be suitable for a nap.

In this case, you'd better give up looking for it yourself and ask the locals.

I'm just heading to the store where I think I might be familiar with the information.... Hmm, is that 800 houses? If it were 800 stores, the product would be affordable, and it would seem just right for "I'm going to buy this, so let me talk to you for a second."

I look particularly affordable, probably an apple...... yeah, an apple. This. It's a little smaller than the apple I know, but it looks like it's in this world like a melon or something, and there's probably an apple.

"Grandma, how much is this?

"Whoa, that's two and three copper coins."

"Well, let's buy one. Give me two... oh, bags and stuff, can I eat one here?

"Aye. I don't mind eating it, but give it a try. If you stay right in front of the store, you'll get in the way of business."

I handed the old man three pieces of copper, got an apple, lay down a little bit, and just grabbed the apple.

...... sooo!

"Wow... this is... pretty neat"

"Really? I suppose this year's apple production is just as usual?

"Mm, no, I'm not trying to get an ass on you. You're new to this apple, I'm just surprised. Don't stare at me. This is normal over here."

"Oh, I don't know. Brother, are you a traveler?

"An adventurer. I just came to this town today.... oh, the sourness is sweet in it, it tastes good"

"You know what, brother?"

Pretty sour, when I said it, I was stared at, but it immediately lifted my guard. It feels good.

In fact, it's refreshing, but it's not so bad to eat because you think it's that kind of variety.

"Oh, you've heard that sour apples go well with sugar, they look good for making sweets"

"Heh, you know something. But sugar is a precious commodity here, and this apple alone is sweet enough."

Heh, you got pretty good information in time.... Would you like to make some sugar in the dungeon? There may be adventurers who want to ants in sugar... no, you may as well leave them without adventurers. Let's put it on the brain thing to do note.

"Really? Yeah, well, if you finally know a good place to take a nap or something, why don't you tell me?

"Hahaha! You're my brother who asks funny things! Yeah, well, if you take a nap, I figured you'd like a park in the Central District, wouldn't you?

"Well, there's a park. He looks like he could use a nap."

"Yeah, but be careful not to get your wallet sucked while you're asleep, okay? If you have money to be sucked, you can buy our fruit!

"Right, let's just say we'll be careful. I'll let you buy something if you come near me again."

"Maido!

That sounded pretty good to gather information.

By the way, if you tried to get an apple out in DP, it would be 10 apples, 5 DP in the food category.

Most of all, the apples that come out of this probably aren't much of a comparison because they're the sweet apples I know.... No, you can choose hard bread with a bundle of bread, so maybe you can also choose apples.

Well, is it the central park... is there a tree shade or something with just the right sun?

I rode another apple and headed to the park....... Hmm, this is a complete one.

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I could take a nap in the central park without a thing.

He ordered the cloth golem to repel the one who would stand in the way of his nap just in case, but he wasn't particularly disturbed. But I slept well, for about two hours.

... Yay, I slept too much. Nik, I don't think you're angry.

The information included two types of information: "This apple is sour, sugar is precious" and "The central park is ideal for napping". Well, I figured it out the other day, and you'll get a good look.

I rushed a little to the blacksmith where I requested to clean the toilet.

He didn't even look like he was waiting outside, so he snuck into the bathroom.

"How was it, sir"

"Whoa, I've been collecting information properly. How'd it go over there?

"Come on, I cleaned it and chased it back. I came back after that, but I hope this was over because it had been an hour. I got your autograph and I was waiting for your husband."

Oh, speaking of which, you didn't tell me where to wait... Yeah, I'm so sorry.

"I'm glad you waited on the surface, not in the bathroom, okay?

"Shh, excuse me. Is that a treat?

Nik was embarrassed with regret.

No, I'm sorry I didn't say that, and you're not gonna punish me, are you?

I stroked Nik's head as gently as I could. Soft hair is pleasant to the touch. Dog ears are also soft.

"Ahhh..."

Nik was about to, but he looked embarrassed after a while if he kept stroking him.

I caressed it even more and I was reluctant to hold it on my right arm. How cute is this girl?

I took Nik and left the bathroom where I rigged Nik.

"... are you done?

My client spoke to me when I came out of the bathroom.

"Hmm? Yeah. It's over."

"Well... lady, come to me when this guy dies, I'm not gonna do anything wrong"

"No, sir."

All of a sudden, you look serious. What are you talking about? This Osama, I said, but Nik immediately said no.

... Something's staring at me.

I wonder how much they liked it, Nik. What happened while I was napping?

"... well. But if you're an adventurer, you don't know what it is. Remember that."

"Master, let's go"

"Oh, wow."

Nik, on the other hand, is no longer completely ignored. What really happened?

But I'm actually a dungeon master who doesn't know when or what. I am not willing to die, but there is always the possibility of death. All I can do is bring that possibility closer to zero unlimited.

Well, maybe it's necessary to root after a little bit of death.

I decided to ask for one thing from my client, Osama.

"... If I'm dead and this guy's lost on the street, if you feel like it, why don't you help him?

"Hung, if you don't mind my asking, lady, I'll help you... you're such a waste of a good boy"

"Then please. Well, I'm not willing to screw you that easily."

Osama, the artisan, looked surprised and, after a little thought, nodded. As I thought, it doesn't look like a bad one.

I told Osama, but I don't expose myself to screwing easily.

I just met him, and I feel like that's what he's saying to his client, too, but I'm just relieved.

"... me, to be thrown away,...?

Nik had heard such a conversation and wanted to see his pet, which was the first time he had ever driven out far.

In the meantime, "What are you talking about, you can't throw it away," I sneezed my head and stroked him and he got better, so I'll do it.